People aren't ugly. If you're not attracted to them, you're not attracted to them. That doesn't mean said person is hideous. I think I look like a wildebeast that got steamrolled by a cheetah mid bite, but I know there's at least five to ten people on the planet that think I'm so hot that I'm the creature causing global warming.

I know I sound like a Hallmark card at a Dollar Tree, but people are NOT ugly. I firmly believe this about humans. Their flaws make them beautiful af. Be kind to people. It's not that fucking hard.

Also, why the hell did I end up having this conversation with a grown ass man at a farmers market? I just wanted some fucking carrots.

I’m calling it now -

In Season 1, we had Crowley believe that Aziraphale was dead.

In Season 3, we are going to see Aziraphale believe Crowley is dead.

“you left me no choice but to stay here forever„

"Neuvillette and Furina have matching colour palettes, therefore they are sibli-"

COUPLES CAN MATCH BITCH 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

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remus during his 13 year isolation, wondering between sloppy gulps of firewhisky, why sirius spared him.

remus standing in front of james, lily and marlene's graves, thinking it should have been him instead.

remus between dry, heaving sobs, trying to trick himself into believing that sirius spared him, because maybe, just maybe, a fragment of that love was real.

I stopped caring 'bout a month ago / Sincе then it's been smooth sailing.

Javi & Travis in YELLOWJACKETS (2021-) / Noah Kahan, Homesick

Larry fucked up my life

No, this is wayyy too sappy for me! *plays it again*

normal normal normal normal i hate the word normal. i hate people using it as a stand-in for "kind" or "compassionate". i hate people using it as an unmitigated positive. im white and able bodied and can pass as cis and neurotypical in a pinch but im autistic bi and trans i am not "normal" and even i have been hurt by uses of that word can you imagine how much worse it is for people who don't pass as neurotypical or cis or aren't white or able bodied. saw someone praising someone else for being "normal" about kink artists and you know what it looks like to be "normal" about kink? it means disparaging it. treating it as inherently dirty and amoral unless in the very specific forms that have become pop culture signifiers. it is in fact very "normal" to be awful to kink artists.

im still mad at that one post thats like "be normal about intersex people!" / "no, no, people are sexualizing intersex people in the reblogs, i meant be NORMAL!" and its like yeah buddy. sexualizing intersex people without their consent in inappropriate situations IS normal. if you wanted people to be compassionate to intersex people and humanize them you should've said that. instead of appealing to "normalcy". like even if the word "normal" DID mean only positive things you fucked up when you used an extremely vague word that means different things to different people in different contexts and expected them to know exactly what you meant

bungo stray dogs (c.31), kafka asagiri & sango harukawa | doubt, twenty one pilots

[bonus] we all know how this went :’D

Today on STARDEW, I named a chicken after Illumi. To degrade him. I felt like doing him dirty today. And then, even better, I sold him. Just to feel something. Revenge for all the (Y/n) he did dirty in fanfics. How does it feel to just be a pet Illumi? To be sold and thrown around like nothing?

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Somebody please write a crack fic where Hook gets high as a kite celebrating after his tag match with RVD, and he ends up calling Danhausen because he misses him so much. But Danhausen doesn't understand what's going on so he freaks out because he thinks Hook's seriously concussed or cursed or something, so he calls Taz and tells him everything. And Hook just sits there in a haze, lamenting the hell that is his existence while RVD and Bowens bust a gut laughing in the background.

FMK CURSED edition! 😈

Neelix, Morn, and Grand Nagus Zek

Oh...Oh god. Y'know, you're right. This is cursed.

Fuck: Morn - I'd have to be really drunk. I've never even been drunk before, but I'd have to be drunk for that. He's sweet, but I'm so sorry...he's not my type.

Marry: Neelix - He's honestly not that bad. If I was forced to choose between the three, Neelix would be the only acceptable option for marriage...but also...nobody said that divorce was off the table...👀

Kill: Grand Nagus Zek - SQUASH THAT THING LIKE A BUG. NO. JUST NO. I'm sorry, he's great comedy relief, but there is no way he'd be either of the other two options.

MAKE A LITTLE CONVERSATION SO LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING TO LET GO OF MYSELF AND FEEL ALIVE SO MANY NIGHTS I THOUGHT IT OVER TOLD MYSELF I KINDA LIKED HER BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING MISSING IN HER EYES

I WAS STUMBLING LOOKING IN THE DARK WITH AN EMPTY HEART BUT YOU SAY YOU FEEL THE SAME COULD WE EVER BE ENOUGH? BABY WE COULD BE ENOUGH

AND IT'S ALRIGHT CALLING OUT FOR SOMEBODY TO HOLD TONIGHT WHEN YOU'RE LOST I'LL FIND A WAY AND I'LL BE YOUR LIGHT YOU'LL NEVER FEEL LIKE YOU'RE ALONE I'LL MAKE THIS FEEL LIKE HOME