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georgies-ftts · 1 year

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As much as i hate JKR i will not tolerate any slander or hatred aimed towards the kids that get casted in the Harry Potter reboot.

If they get accurate aged kids then they’re gonna be between 10-12/13 years old to represent year 7’s (11-12.) Chances are they’re child actors aiming for a big break which shouldn’t be biased on who they author of the books are or they are being pushed by their parents which is something that happens more often than not.

I refuse. point blank refuse to fuckin ‘cancel’ any kids casted. They are children and they deserve a chance.

I won’t be watching it. But i will not obliterate a child’s chances to succeed based on a woman’s shitty view of human beings

#harry potter #jkr mention #i do not support jkr #harry potter remake #harry potter and the audacity of this bitch #j k rowling #j k rowling is terf #anti jkr

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savage-rhi · 9 months

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People aren't ugly. If you're not attracted to them, you're not attracted to them. That doesn't mean said person is hideous. I think I look like a wildebeast that got steamrolled by a cheetah mid bite, but I know there's at least five to ten people on the planet that think I'm so hot that I'm the creature causing global warming.

I know I sound like a Hallmark card at a Dollar Tree, but people are NOT ugly. I firmly believe this about humans. Their flaws make them beautiful af. Be kind to people. It's not that fucking hard.

Also, why the hell did I end up having this conversation with a grown ass man at a farmers market? I just wanted some fucking carrots.

#sorry needed to vent #this man #harry potter and the audacity of this bitch #would be his book title #he was so fucking mean to this poor girl #and her partner #that i was on this fuckers ass #im already having a fibro flare and I just want to go in get my shit and get out #this man was so balls deep in his lifted truck yee hawing bud light bullshit #that he pissed off the nonbinary cryptid that lives in the backwoods outside of town #that never says a god damn thing to anyone #i just wanted some veggies dude #you chose violence today

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seemslegitflapjacks · 2 years

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Tbh I’m tired of Harry Potter’s BS I’m gonna write my OWN wizarding world series with good representation and diversity.

#writers on tumblr #wizard school #wizarding world #wizard #harrry potter #harry potter and the audacity of this bitch #fuck you jk rowling

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pplirritatemysoul · 2 years

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I have no words for Vegas. My man is THICK skinned, like he has no shame whatsoever!!! Talk about causing injury and giving the medicine. If I could bottle up Vegas's audacity I'd be RICH RICH

#KinnPorsche #harry potter and the audacity of this bitch #like i can't even #SIR do you suffer from amnesia #are you a K drama leading man?#YOU were the cause if all of Porsche's suffering #and now you act like a friend!!!#SHAMELESS!!!!#kinnporsche the series

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led-bloody-zeppelin · 10 months

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i hold the two headcanons that i read years ago where harry grows up to be an advocate against child abuse in the wizarding world + turns 12 grimmauld place into a children's home so dear to my heart bc every time i remember wizard cop harry is canon it actually makes me want to chew through a wall. auror harry is an accurate testament to jkr's shitty writing + worldview bc she genuinely doesn't see any problems with having harry join and perpetuate the corrupt system that throughout the series REPEATEDLY fucked up his own life + other people's that he cared for.

#it's honestly not that serious but it still makes me angry #after writing over the course of 7 books how awfully the ministry treats harry + remus + sirius + hermione and countless other characters-#-that bitch really said let's make him a wizard cop??? and saw no problem with it???#contrary to popular belief when harry makes it to the afterlife sirius doesn't jump him for naming his son albus severus #he jumps him for having the audacity to work for the ministry despite the fact that they kept him wrongfully imprisoned for 12 years #harry potter #harry potter headcanon

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serpentineego · 11 months

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Piecemealing "In A Perfect World" together. Yet another partial portion of chapter 2 is up.

One day, I endeavour to have the patience to release it all at once.

#new writers on tumblr #female writers #dhr fanfiction #dramione fanfiction #audience of none #why am i like this #dramione #harry potter fanfiction #fanfiction #please read my shit #who do i think i am #the audacity of this bitch #the nerve #fremione #fred weasley

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madrone33 · 1 year

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RotT ranting ‘cause I need to express my unhappiness.

JIM YOU COMPLETE FUCKING IDIOT!

There is a whole ass 20 min long ep in Trollhunters called ‘Unbecoming’ exploring the question/insecurity of “What if Jim wasn’t the Trollhunter?” The answer clearly shown in the episode is “The whole world will go to shit, and in the end Jim is the Trollhunter, Amulet or not.”

Ya hear that Jim? AMULET or NOT.

So why is it that the 1st thing young Jimmy does when the Amulet breaks is go, “Oh no but can i be a hero without the Amulet?😱” Bitch EXCUSE ME??

Where did all that character development go huh? Up Gunmar’s fat asshole? ‘Cause no way are the writers doing this arc again that they already did very well in a series explicitly dedicated to Jim alone, without the time limit of a movie and the need to include sixty million other main characters from the other shows and all their separate arcs.

But apparently, the writers collectively decided to have selective amnesia that day and completely forgot about the episode dedicated to Jim’s insecurities and doubts. Nice going writers.

And then. And THEN. They have the audacity to take Toby - ma boi TP - and make it so the only thing he can do to help is sacrifice himself for the cause, and then die. Yes, you heard that right. They kill off Toby for shock value.

What. The. Fuck.

Toby is so much more than just the support guy who dies to give the movie a dark edgy “deep” ending. He’s Jim’s best friend, the steady accepting rock that Jim is lost without. It’s not a happy ending if Toby’s not in it. Jim would be broken. But I guess that was probably the point, huh. “Oh no, one of the main chs died, this movie really does have consequences!”

Except it actually doesn’t, because they almost immediately scrap that. See, after Toby’s tragic death - which btw I legit didn’t see coming and was completely confused by. And this wasn’t shock or denial from grief, this was just plain scepticism and confusion. Huh? Ok so did Toby just… die? It’s not a fake-out for drama?

I just sat there for a few minutes waiting for the film to clarify. And then when I realised yes, they did actually kill Toby, I waited a bit more for the film to pull something out of its ass to retcon this. Which it did. And boy was it some retcon.

Time travel. Yep. You heard right, but I’m going to write it again anyway: They used time travel.

Now time travel on its own isn’t a show breaker. Hell, it’s used quite effectively in many stories and movies. Harry Potter PoA case in point. So time travel as a concept isn’t bad. It’s when the time travel breaks the timeline, already existing lore, character development, character integrity, stakes, suspension of disbelief, and makes you feel like nothing you watched mattered, that it becomes bad. Which RotT does. And it’s a dumpster fire.

Jim travels back in time, not to the moment before Toby’s sacrifice, which would have invalidated that sacrifice but might have been bearable. Not to the beginning of the movie, which would have been a bit weird but bearable. No. Go big or go home right? He goes all the way back to Trollhunters Season 1 Episode 1 ‘Becoming’. The beginning of the fucking series.

In case you don’t realise what a colossal screw up this is, let me lay out the situation for you.

So, y’know all those characters you know and love? Y’know how you love them because you’ve seen them grow from idealistic normal kids to responsible and dependable badasses? Y’know how you put your time into watching 88 episodes and 1 movie? Y’know how you witnessed 34 hours of these characters learning and growing and interacting together? Y’know all the highs and lows, the tears and the smiles, the laughs and the cringes, the heartbreak and wholesome? The journey these characters, and this world, has taken? The moments and episodes and people and places you know and have grown to care about?

Well. Take all that, wrap it up really nicely with a bow on top, sign ‘My Childhood’ on it, and then just kinda… throw it in the trash. And then crush it under a trash compactor. And then light the resulting piece of shit on fire.

According to the writers and world and lore and canon, those 88 episodes? They don’t exist. None of that has happened, except in Jim’s head. It’s kinda like the ‘it was all a dream’ stories, but almost worse because that dream is going to happen again.

We know what’s going to happen. Doing it again will feel cheap and boring and flat. Those characters we like ‘cause of character development? Not there anymore. We’re stuck with the simple boring normal versions of them again. And we’ll have to watch them go through the same things as if for the first time just to get to the characters we like. Only it won’t be for the first time. And we’ll know that.

Why would we want this? Writers? Hello? Someone answer me, because I don’t know the reason myself! Why in the everloving shit would we ever want to retcon 32 hours of viewing experience, just to do it all. Over. Again. There is no reason. Because we don’t want to.

Hell, even Jim probably doesn’t want to! The writers made it so he still remembers everything, so do you know how much trauma this guy probably has by now? Let’s see:

Bular trying to kill him, Draal trying to kill him, Goblins trying to kill him, Nomura trying to kill him, Gladys trying to kill him, the Stalkling trying to kill him, lightning trying to kill him, Strickler trying to kill him, lying to his Mom, Golems trying to kill him, Gato trying to kill him, Angor Rot trying to kill him, Pixies being pixies, his Mom almost being killed, Aaarrrgghh being killed.

The Darklands trying to kill him, Nyarlagroths trying to kill him, Gumm Gumms trying to kill him, Dictatious trying to kill him, Gunmar trying to kill him, the Gruesome trying to kill him, Usurna trying to kill him, the Deep trying to kill him, Vendal being killed, Otto trying to kill him, Trollmarket’s citizens being killed, Claire almost killing herself. Claire getting possessed and trying to kill him, Draal being killed, Merlin trying to kill him, Jim killing his humanity, the sun trying to kill him, Morgana trying to kill him.

The Green Knight trying to kill him, Arthur trying to kill him, Guards trying to kill him, Aaarrrgghh trying to kill him, the Arcane Order trying to kill him, Jim trying to kill his friends, Merlin being killed, Jim being killed. Nari trying to kill him, Numora being killed, Strickler being killed, Archie and Charlemagne being killed, the world being killed, Toby being killed.

Yeahhh. He’s got trauma. He’s got trauma for days. Hey, you know what’s great for someone who has trauma? Putting them back into the traumatic situation and doing it again! I’m sure their mental health won’t completely crumble under the stress. This is going to go great! Not.

And that’s not even the worst part. Haha ohhh no!

The worst part - by FAR - is that this stupid garbage excuse for a movie not only forgets about ‘Unbecoming’ once, but twice.

During the bulk of the movie, Jim struggles with feeling like he can’t be a hero without the Amulet. During the end of the movie though, after Jim’s successfully time travelled to the writers’ heart’s content, Jim forgets the other major lesson of Unbecoming, the part about what happens if Jim isn’t the Trollhunter. Don’t remember? Here’s a friendly reminder from before:

“The whole world will go to shit, and in the end Jim is the Trollhunter, Amulet or not.”

Did you catch that first part? Ahem.

“THE WHOLE WORLD WILL GO TO SHIT.”

If Jim is not the Trollhunter, if he does not pick up the Amulet and stop the Bridge from forming, and kill Bular and Gunmar and Angor Rot, the whole world goes to complete, absolute, no holds barred, shit. And what does Jim do at the end of the movie, having seen in terrifying detail exactly what that kind of future is? Why, he makes Toby the Trollhunter of course!

I- I can’t. I just can’t with this movie. How-? Why-? Just why. Why do this? Jim, you remember what happened last time you refused the call, right? You- you do remember, right??

Killahead opens. Bular is still alive. Gunmar and the whole Gumm Gumm army is free. Arcadia’s population of humans is eaten alive. Trollmarket is overrun. There are Changelings and Goblins and all kinds of Darklands creatures everywhere. No-one can kill Gunmar because the Amulet is broken, which means no Eclipse Armor.

Merlin’s staff is most likely taken by the bad guys, since the Amulet can’t lead any GGs to it first. Merlin is crushed to death without waking. Morgana is freed. The Eternal Night is upon us. Humanity is eaten. The Arcane Order turns everything back to the Stone Age with no one to stop them. The Arkiridians land on Earth and are probably killed. There goes Arkiridian-5’s royal family. General Morando becomes Gaylen and battles the Arcane Order for ultimate supremacy over the Universe.

This is the Bad Timeline. Everything sucks.

Jim. Jim buddy. Buddy ol’ pal. Jimbo. Why in the everloving fuck would you do this? It’s official, I think the writers have amnesia. They forgot that whole episode, apparently it wasn’t there.

And wait a minute- who ever said Jim could give the Amulet to Toby in the first place? It’s not, like, really his choice? Sure he rejected it in ‘Unbecoming,’ but that was mainly Merlin’s choice to make Draal the Trollhunter instead of Jim to teach Jim a lesson. Key word: Merlin’s choice. Because it’s Merlin’s Amulet, and he chooses who the next Trollhunter is.

Why would Merlin choose Toby just because he sacrificed himself in the future? Toby is, no offence Toby, not a logical choice to be Trollhunter. At this point in the story he’s not very fit, doesn’t seem to want the kind of adventure Jim does in the first episode, and he doesn’t have any fighting skills.

It’s only Jim’s expertise in cooking that lets him live in that first battle with Bular. Toby doesn’t have cooking skills. He will die on the first night, and then the Amulet will choose Jim again, but this time he’ll have even more added trauma.

And let's put aside the plot relevance of how much of a horrifying choice anyone who’s not Jim having the Amulet is for a sec. Plot aside, Jim as a character would never in his LIFE give Toby the Amulet. Because it’s not just a glowing amulet with cool armour and a sword for someone who’s worthy.

It’s a burden.

It’s a burden and a responsibility. It’s a lifelong commitment to putting others first. To making hard choices and having to live with the consequences of them in the aftermath. To giving every part of yourself, to sacrificing everything you are, so that someone else can be saved. Two worlds on the Trollhunter’s shoulders. Human and Troll.

That weight is something Jim has not wanted so many times. He’s admitted or complained or sighed or yelled that sometimes he wants to get to be a normal kid, live longer than high school, not worry about someone trying to kill him or someone else all the time.

The Trollhunter doesn’t get that luxury. Rule number one: Always be afraid. The Trollhunter can never stop being afraid. Their whole life from this point until DEATH is dedicated to this destiny of fear and hunting and protection.

Jim, who cares for and loves his best friend as a brother, would never ever push that kind of life and responsibility onto Toby and call it something good. The sole reason Jim went back in time at all was to save Toby. There is NO universe in which Jim willingly and happily then takes Toby’s life and shoves him into the path of Bular, and Strickler, and Angor Rot, and Gunmar.

And the icing on the fucked up cake is that the only way Jim managed to kill Gunmar was by turning into a troll. By giving up his life as a human teenager with a human family. By becoming a species with a lot of instincts and traits most others would label as monster. By giving up his life in the sun. By giving up part of his humanity.

Jim would NEVER force Toby into having to make that kind of choice. And I am ashamed of the writers who thought that he would.

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maeum-your · 2 years

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PARK YOU

CHAPTER 41 | one step forward and three steps back (written)

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warning(s): fluff seasoned with the occasional angsty thoughts, two absolute idiots, (very few) sexual jokes, one (?) curse word

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“let‘s go on a date,“ he had said.

“what?“ y/n.

“we can post pics on twitter and if we‘re lucky someone from school will see us together,“ he had said. it had made sense.

“ugh, fine,“ a sigh, “but don‘t think I‘ll enjoy it.“

“I won‘t either.“

liars. both of them.

it felt like her heart had grown a beak and a pair of wings. it picked at the lock and tried to squeeze through the cage of ribs as she sat there in the library. her eyes darted around nervously, not focusing on the homework that was spread out on the desk. she was convinced that her heart was beating into a megaphone, the amplified sounds reaching every student's ears and telling them the truth. the truth of how she came to sit there for two hours, anxiously doing anything but her homework and waiting for her fake boyfriend to finish practice to take her to an equally fake date. it had been just yesterday that they had shown up at school with their hands intertwined. the stares they had elicited had continued well on to the next day. strangers she didn‘t know had come up to her, trying to pry the full story out of her but like a knight on a white horse jay showed up every time without fail and swept her away.

it was quite simple really. all she had to do was go on this date with him, not act like she hated him when there werr people around– or more accurately: pretend that she wasn‘t pretending, seeing that he had made her lose her grip and fall down to the pits of fiery desire – and act like she was struck by cupid himself (again: she didn‘t need to take on a career of an actress for this).

she was drumming her fingers on the table and tapping her feet. she kept on glancing at her phone, the last digit changing with every passing minute but it felt like time had been slowed down, a minute in the real world ten in this altered one. if the fakeness of this date scratched even just the surface of the halfway mark of lia‘s behavior then she should have no reason to be nervous. yet she couldn‘t help the stampede taking place inside her heart.

it was thirty seconds later. she sighed. she had to calm down and seem chill when he texted her. she didn‘t want to risk seeming like she was actually excited about this. which she wasn‘t. of course. after fifteen seconds she checked the time again and still no text. the clock struck six. should she pack her things or wait? a minute later still nothing. what if he stood her up? what if this was just some cruel joke to embarrass her, to see if she would actually be willing to go on this date with him. she, the kid everyone knew as the weird harry potter obsessed cat girl who tended to hiss at people and make a fuss if jay even as much as glanced at her. she‘d have deserve it.

the screen flashed bright. she gave a start and snatched her phone, the girl sitting at the opposite table granting her a judging stare.

I‘m finished. where are you?

the library

omw

no wait let‘s meet at the entrance

this bitch, y/n thought at his audacity of leaving her on read. how long would it take him to come up here? she grabbed her things in a hurry and stuffed them into her bag. she brushed her hands over her hair to smooth it down and straightened her clothes. she headed straight for the door in hopes that she might not meet him here where there were so many people but she came to an abrupt halt as she almost collided with someone‘s chest. damn, jay was fast.

“hey,“ she tried to laugh the awkward tension away.

“hi,“ he breathed. a soft smile adorned his face. cute.

“let‘s get going.“ y/n accepted his hand. her mind went hundreds of miles per hour whenever they held hands. her palm fit in his very well oddly enough but she tensed up so much that it still managed to feel unnatural. warmth spread through every fiber of her body like gas trying to fill up a space. it left no part of her empty, rising up to her heart and warming it like a blanket on a rough winter‘s day.

trying not to smile was a real challenge. but wait! who said she couldn‘t? it would be more suspicious if she were to walk around with a frown. she let herself relax a little and the corners of her mouth automatically rose up.

he opened the door on the passenger seat of his tesla and she mumbled a surprised thank you. she quickly checked in the mirror if her embarrassment was showing on her cheeks and it did. she turned to look outside the window during the ride but she couldn‘t help her eyes wandering back to him. she‘d love to say he dressed especially nice for their date but jay wasn‘t known as a fashionista for nothing. he was wearing a white turtleneck, a grey half opened button up on top. his pants had a loose fit and were of a dark blue shade. the whole outfit was held together by a same color belt. his side profile was all sharp edges and angles. y/n dared say – or didn‘t actually – that his side view even surpassed what was to be seen from the front.

“you‘re staring,“ he remarked.

she quickly averted her eyes. “you have something on you face.“

“it‘s called handsomeness.“

she scoffed at his outrageous claim. he was right, of course, but this remark made it easier for her to shift her attention away from him again.

“you never told me where we‘re going.“

“oh, right. I thought we could go grab something to eat first and watch a movie afterwards.“

“are you asking me to netflix and chill?“

he laughed. “I see what you think of me but no. I heard that lia is going to be there so this might be a good opportunity for us.“

“wait, lia?“ y/n's throat closed up.

jay sensed her body going rigid, put his hand on her thigh and squeezed it reassuringly.

“it‘s okay. I won‘t let her hurt you again.“

his hand seemed to burn through the fabric of her pants. their eyes met for a moment and she could feel her heart skipping a beat.

impatient honking tore through the silence and jay quickly pulled away and saw that the stop light had indeed gone green. the red he had stopped at had now transferred to his cheeks. he was trying his best not to make this whole ordeal awkward but it was like his body disobeyed him in her presence. it would act on its own and his mind and heart would have to deal with the consequences later. all he wanted was to make her feel comfortable and safe.

he took her to a small but incredibly adorable bistro in town. she had expected him to have reserved a table at some fancy restaurant where a napkin was worth more than what she would get if if she sold her arm on the black market. she should’ve judged jay better.

the bistro was managed by an old lady with pastel pink hair like cotton candy and y/n decided that‘s what she wanted to look like when she got older.

“thank you, mrs. jeon.“ jay bowed his head as she placed their beverages on the table and smiled affectionately.

“it‘s been a while since I last saw you, jongseong. I almost feared you had gotten tired of coming to see this old lady. but I should have put more faith in you, after all, you used to come here almost everyday."

he looked flustered. “I could never get tired of coming here. especially since you do indeed make the bests mac n cheese in entire country.“ mrs. jeon laughed heartily.

“there is so much delicious food to choose from and yet you still order from the kids menu. It‘s been, what, seven years since you‘ve been coming here but you never seem to get tired of getting the same thing. and it‘s also the first time you showed up in company.“ her kind eyes now fixed on y/n. “who is this lovely lady you brought here? is she your girlfriend?“

y/n almost choked on her iced tea. “no, ma‘am, we‘re just– “

just what? she thought about it. they could hardly consider themselves friends but they weren‘t really dating either so what was she supposed to say?

“you guessed right.“ jay enclosed her hand in his, “we‘re dating.“

y/n looked at him confounded, in hopes of conveying the sentiment of what the fuck are you doing but he didn‘t mind her.

mrs. jeon clapped her hands together so excitedly that y/n couldn‘t bring herself to correct him. her eyes were overcast with joy and, oh, how it would break her fragile heart if they told her the truth.

“congratulations! I am so happy for you, jongseong, and a pretty one she is at that, too. I bet she is just as smart as you are. my dear, you have such an intelligent look in your eyes. I am just so glad my little jongseong finally found someone to make him happy. he used to sit here eating his mac n cheese all sad and alone. I hope you can be each other‘s joys for a long time.“

“mrs. jeon,“ jongseong whined.

“ah, I‘m sorry, my love, I must be embarrassing you. I just can‘t help being exhilarated at the thought of you having someone by your side now. you used to look like an abandoned cat whenever you came in but when I saw you walking through that door just then your eyes sparkled with life. it's the same look you had whenever you‘d talk about that girl in your class. oh,” she stopped herself, eyes widening in realization. “silly me. I am rambling again, don‘t mind me. I‘ll leave you two lovebirds alone now.“ she ruffled jay‘s hair and left.

he had turned as white as the wall next to him and had slowly redacted his hand. he seemed mortified. his blown wide pupils were shaking as he intensely stared at the ground. y/n wasn‘t sure if she understood what mrs. jeon had been talking about. the idea of jay crushing on someone felt like a low blow to her stomach even though she had no right to be jealous. she was the one who had pushed him away first. claiming to hate him had seemed easier than to love him.

jay walked through the world with lots of pride and confidence so to see him seemingly shaken by mrs. jeon revealing this crush was strange. it made her feel bad. she didn‘t want to have to see his frown.

“mrs. jeon seems quite fond of you.“ jay‘s face immediately brightened at the mention of the old lady. he exhaled a sigh of relief. I didn't matter if y/n actually didn‘t know or just pretended not to, he was grateful. a soft smile played on his lips.

“she practically raised me. I used to come here everyday after school and she‘d make me mac n cheese and no matter how much I protested she always gave me a muffin on the house too. I sometimes helped her out in the kitchen. actually, that is how I discovered my passion for cooking. shs is truly an incredible woman and has shown me nothing but kindness and respect. this is place is very special to me.“ and he had decided to bring her here.

“she seems lovely.“ y/n meant it. he nodded.

“but why did you have to tell her I was your girlfriend? I fear she might be hiding a ring in my food now.“ jay laughed.

“it was a great way to practice authenticity. I‘m sure we‘ll be having to use that line a couple of times. also, you never know who is listening. and don‘t worry! if you were to choke on the ring I‘d remember to publish all the writing wasting away on your computer.“ she tilted her head.

“what...“ she raised her eyebrow. “how do you know about my writing?“ her writing was a topic she never even discussed with her friends, too insecure they might think it was horrible. she preferred to keep it to herself and let no one else join her in her little bubble.

“you accidentally shared one of your documents with me.“

she facepalmed. “which one?“

“it was the short story about the aristocratic dog and the stray cat who run away together to france to open up a bookstore by the louvre. I was astonished by how real and raw the characters felt. the storyline had me tearing up and I don‘t even have the words to describe how much I loved your writing style. you are depriving the world of a beautiful masterpiece by keeping it hidden.“ he was being dead serious.

y/n couldn’t help the tears welling in her eyes. she had never even once thought that she was good enough and that anyone would even be interested in reading her stuff. she must have accidentally shared it with him while editing at 4 am. not only had he read the thing in its entirety but he had also liked it and had complimented her. park jongseong wasn‘t one for meaningless compliments.

she fidgeted with her fingers and didn‘t dare to meet his eyes.

“thank you,“ she whispered so quietly that not even the passing fly could have heard her. jay furrowed his eyebrows in incomprehension.

“thank you,“ she managed to get out a bit louder this time, the overwhelming emotions cracking her voice like clay. “it means a lot to me.“

he waved it off but couldn‘t help his eyes transforming into two little crescents.

“all you need to do is find a publisher and I guarantee you‘ll make it big. I can already see you in your famous author era.“

she pouted. “don‘t feed into my delusions. I doubt that anyone would be interested in reading my story. but knowing that at least one other person approves is more than enough for me!“

the two of them sat there, in a little bistro in the heart of seoul, staring at each other as if scared they might disappear at any given moment, their lips curved upwards in a never-ending smile. this might well have been the first time they‘d had a normal conversation without constantly firing insults at each other‘s heads. y/n found that spending time with jay could be fun and enjoyable and jay found himself getting addicted to making y/n smile.

y/n didn‘t find a ring hidden in her food and ate so much that her stomach felt like it was going to burst. jay hadn‘t been kidding. the mac n cheese was immaculate. they remembered to take plenty of pictures to upload later and they even had mrs. jeon take a couple of snapshots of the two of them together.

they spent about two hours eating – mrs. jeon had insisted on giving them crème brûlée on the house – and chatting away. they were left with about half an hour until the start of the movie. jay suggested going for a walk along the han river.

there was almost no one around, yet jay held out his hand. y/n accepted it without much thought and they went on to walk through the chilly autumn night which sent shivers down the girl‘s spine. an enquiring hum escaped her lips as she felt jay‘s warming hand slipping out of hers. he wordlessly took off his jacket.

“but you‘re going to freeze,“ she protested but he was already set on helping her put it on.

“I‘ll be fine. I‘m wearing multiple layers so I won‘t be cold.“ yeah, that‘s because he had prepared for this exact moment and had dressed extra warm that morning.

“thanks.“

this time the silence was less awkward than it usually was. they watched the moon reflecting on the water, how the silent waves were breaking it apart and distorting its image. they didn‘t linger for long and soon started making their way to the movie theater.

upon entry she found the ticket stand in front of which a big group of girls were waiting. she felt her heart drop. she had completely forgotten that she‘d be here. she instinctly reached for jay‘s hand. he gave her a firm but reassuring squeeze.

“don‘t worry. I won‘t leave you,“ he whispered in her ear. he nodded encouragingly. she smiled unsure but let herself be led to the ticket stand,

“oh hi, lia. long time no see. what a coincidence to meet you here.“ jay was rivaling regina george at this moment, flashing her a huge but fake smile. lia narrowed her eyes. y/n thought she looked like a snake ready to attack. her viciousness soon turned into confusion as she spotted their linked hands.

“I didn‘t know you guys were a thing.“ she said slowly.

“we were keeping it lowkey for a few weeks but we‘ve been hashtag out and proud since yesterday morning, haven‘t you heard?“

“I have more important things to attend to than listening to unnecessary gossip.“ she rolled her eyes. her girl friends snickered as if she had just said something terribly witty.

“the rumors going around are quite scandalous, I thought those were exactly your type of thing.“ he leaned in closer. “they say we were making love on sunghoon‘s pool table all night long.“ he pulled y/n closer by her waist and winked. “the rumors are true.“

the disgust evident on each of their faces was worth the small humiliation. “congratulations.“

“I am worried whether y/n and I can keep our hands to ourselves. we‘re going to be sitting in the back row after all, you know. things can get quite steamy in these kind of situations. right, baby?“

trying to hold back her laugh, all she could do was nod with as much innocent enthusiasm as she could. he turned to her and dedicated an exaggerated horny and longing stare to her.

“I could ravish you all night, my pooh bear.“

jay tucked a loose strand of pink hair behind her and came impossibly close to her face. she could hear some coughs.

“I guess this is our cue to leave.“

the clique went running. while pretending to fight the overwhelming urge to make out in public, y/n could feel lia burning holes into her back.

jay pulled away as soon as they were out of sight. he patted her head. “see, that wasn‘t half as bad.“

y/n – albeit quite involuntarily – slapped his hand away and whined.

“but did you have to put it on so thick? I‘m not quite sure she bought it anyway.“

he gasped in fake offense. “if I hadn‘t exaggerated she might have looked through as straight away so rather than complaining you should be thanking me and my genius brain. and who knows,“ a sly smirk crept onto his face, “what might‘ve happened if heeseung hadn‘t interrupted us that one time.“

y/n elbowed him quite hard at his statement. “don‘t you ever shut up?“

he blew her a kiss. “no, you.“

she groaned and they finally went to get their tickets. jay bought a large bag of popcorn to share and a ginormous soda with two straws. y/n just hoped that putting it on thick would actually help her case.

once they were comfortably settled in their respective seats, jay pretended to stretch his body as he yawned and let his arm rest on y/n‘s shoulder.“

“literally what the fuck is this 2/10 fuckboy move?“

“oh you know, just in case lia or one of her minions decide to stalk us and we don‘t look infatuated enough. and a 2/10 is great. a lot better than I expected! I appreciate your mastership, senpai.“ he started humming to some tune and took a sip from his – your – soda

it didn‘t take a genius to realize he was indeed quite enjoying himself. but he was right. lia‘s hawk eyes kept on glancing back at them and she‘d tilt her head like a dog who can't comprehend the meaning of a word he‘s never heard.

whenever jay noticed her prying stare, his grip on y/n would tighten and he‘d pull her closer. y/n thought about telling him to relax a bit but she enjoyed the feeling of warmth and comfort so she let him be.

the many late hours or revising and writing started catching up to her and whispering sweet nothings to convince her to slip into dreamland. her eyelids kept on fluttering shut and her head would fall forward, waking her up for a moment before she doze off again. as much as jay had actually been excited to watch this movie with her, he couldn‘t help but frown at the thought of y/n overworking herself to the point of exhaustion. that eye-opening conversation with heeseung had been haunting him like a poltergeist ever since the party.

he gently caressed her cheek and guided her head onto his shoulder. the smell of her shampoo infiltrated his mind and bewitched his senses. he smiled to himself.

y/n was awoken by a stirring under her head. the movie theater had already cleared out and the end credits were rolling. she lifted her head and rubbed her tired eyes. she looked over and realized with a start that she must have fallen asleep on her fake date‘s shoulder. but jay looked neither angry nor displeased and wouldn‘t accept any apology.

“do you feel more rested now?“ concern reflected in his brown orbs.

y/n averted his eyes, an uneasy feeling making way in her stomach.

“hmm,“ she hummed. it had been so much easier to just hate him.

he dropped her off at her house. she had already warned jungwon to stay away from any and all windows and to switch off the light in his room. she wasn‘t about to risk finding out how jay would react to his team member being her little brother.

jay rushed to the passenger side while she was checking if she had everything and opened the door for her. there they stood, two complete idiots, staring into each other‘s eyes. both wore expressions that the other couldn‘t decipher.

“don‘t forget to post the pics we took today,“ he said.

“don‘t worry. I‘ll come up with the cheesiest captions ever so that no one will ever dare to doubt our relationship,“ she teased.

“perfect.“

it felt like their faces were two magnets, pulling each other inevitably closer. his ragged little breathes were fanning her lips. they both leaned in and were in the process of closing their eyes when jay abruptly pulled away. he put himself at a safe distance from her, distress clearly written on his face.

“I should probably leave. sleep well,“ he stammered and rushed back to his car.

y/n was left standing there in her front yard, fingers hovering right above her lips where his had been just a moment ago. they had almost kissed and dread overcame her at the realization that she had wanted it. she would have let him. but he had left and all she could do was pull the jacket tighter around her body to shield her from the sudden cold.

a/n: y/n and jay being civil for once? who would have thought? I worked really hard on this and am surprised to see that I am quite proud. please tell me your thoughts tho, I would really appreciate it <3

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summary: y/n hates rich people and park jongseong is no exception. they have been academic rivals since freshman year (which he doesn't like to acknowledge) and always argue about the dumbest of things. but what happens when y/n's brother jungwon joins the dance team led by jay and their friend groups begin to mingle?

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georgies-ftts · 1 year

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listen I haven’t watched Harry Potter in a while and i’m sure this argument is already been solved but why did Harry use another spell other than a killing curse? like yeah the killing curses are iLlEgAlL but Voldemort was a bad bad man

so surely

everyone would’ve been like “yeaaaah don’t worry boss man you killed THE Dark Lord, the guy we literally don’t say the name of cause he’s so dangerous, so we’ll let this one slide”

#harry potter #harry potter and the audacity of this bitch #harry potter and the deathly hallows #lord voldemord #voldemort #hermoine granger #ron weasley #draco malfoy #draco lucius malfoy #neville longbottom #the mauraders #james sirius potter #sirius black #remus lupin #nymphadora tonks

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limetimo · 1 month

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hey, look at this absolute BS I found:

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Anyways the fic is

it was really good and if you're in mood for some Regulus kicking ass with a hefty dose of luck and help from his friends, just what you're looking for!

#ao3 #fic rec #regulus black

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liquid-geodes · 1 year

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Petition to replace the "Harry Potter and the audacity of this bitch" meme permanently with "The Lion, The Witch, and the Balls on this Bitch"

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e350tb · 3 months

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Broke: Harry Potter and the Audacity of this Bitch

Woke: Indiana Jones and the Audacity of this Bitch

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11queensupreme11 · 1 year

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i can’t believe ppl actually get crazy over fictional stuff 😭 like honestly as someone who prefers reading yandere/dark content i don’t tell ANYONE cuz i already know they would try and start shit 😭 i’m wondering if anyone has attacked you for tsunami specifically?

not for tsunami (I don't wanna put "yet" but its bound to happen), but for my old harry potter/percy jackson series that I made before

Basically, the main couple's problematic as hell. The ML is essentially a yandere and the FL has rose-tinted glasses and is desperate for love and acceptance due to trauma so she let's his unhinged behavior go.

They finally got together in the end of Book 4 and I made a list of warnings about the dark content that's gonna happen in the future. At the start of book 5, I reminded them of the warnings again in the introductory, but once the dark stuff started to show up, I got some readers being shocked, pissed, and disturbed by it. Even all the way into book 6, they were still there whining about the same thing

It was absolutely annoying because when I called them out on it, some of them said they didn't "see" the warnings which is amazing because I literally put those warnings at the intro of every book and I talked about how toxic they were gonna be in the author notes?? the same a/n where I put my memes in and they COMMENT on them??

And then the other half, I knew were just idiots because I saw them comment on the list of warnings in wattpad every fucking time. Their comments didn't even seem bothered?? Some of them were like "oh wow" or "shit's gonna go down" and then fast-forward, they're suddenly acting aghast about the very things they knew were gonna happen 💀

If they chose to deliberately ignore my many warnings then that's not my fault, that's on them. But they kept bitching at me about it anyway even several books later.

That's akin to telling someone "hey don't drink this bottle, there's dangerous chemicals in it" and that person drinks it anyway and has the audacity to be mad at YOU for it???

Anyways, so far I got no complaints about Tsunami but... it's probably gonna happen eventually. My other fics aren't as dark as this one so I'm bound to get some haters on my ass despite me warning them in the introduction AND at the beginning of every chapter that features said dark content 😩

I'll be fine though 💖 Most of those haters came from wattpad and well... it's wattpad so yeah. I cross-post on quotev and ao3 too. I rarely get complaints in quotev, and while i'm still new-ish to ao3, people there seem very mature and ok with dark stuff

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| tsunami #👸🏻| essie series #👸🏻| rambles

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songmingisthighs · 1 year

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I have a new book series coming out... it's called Harry Potter and the audacity of these bitches.