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breadandblankets · 2 months
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Duke, looking up from his homework: hey are we the tank builds?
Jason: I mean you get hit enough to be one sure
Duke: shut the fuck up, i mean like we can't die, i can heal freaky fast, we wear more armor than like everyone-
Jason: luke tho
Duke: okay luke is also kinda a tank build
Jason: yeah, now what's a tank build
Duke: have you played any videogame ever?
Jason: does sitting in the arcade pretending that you're playing the demo count?
Duke: g-d your life is so sad, what about dnd?
Jason: my death is going about the same way, what is a dnd
Duke: you know, you get a bunch of friends-
Jason: yeah i'm going to stop you there
Duke: jesus christ
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egberts · 6 months
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there are people trick or treating in my inbox
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poppurini · 1 year
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some bodyguard leona hcs bc i’m slowly losing it
fem reader and very much self-indulgent
bodyguard leona who’s indifferent and calm even when you’re under attack, simply telling you to get behind him or just pulling you close to his side as he steadily holds his gun
bodyguard leona who sits with a manspread while polishing his weapon, giving occasional hums to your rambles. looks like he’s not listening but he has every piece of information you gave him in his mind
bodyguard leona who calls you a “stubborn little princess” and acts like he dgaf abt you but actually has a soft spot for you (god forbid he becomes emotionally vulnerable)
bodyguard leona who secretly chuckled at the lame joke you made (not bc of the joke itself but bc you looked so proud and cute while saying it) but will deny it when you accuse him of laughing
bodyguard leona teaching you how to hold a gun bc you’re curious. yknow. just. just him. just him standing close behind you and his hand. hand. hand over yours holding the gun and. and you know how. you know what. you know the way he’s murmuring instructions against your ear. he’s not even doing it on purpose to fluster you bc he’s so focused on making sure you don’t injure yourself
bodyguard leona who’s not hesitant on being strict with you if you’re being particularly stubborn or annoying that day (that put you in potential harm)
bodyguard leona whose form of apology for being too mean with you earlier is buying you your favourite food or drink and placing a hand on your head when walking away but won’t resist if you pulled him to join you. he won’t eat tho, it’s meant for you. he’ll just watch as you hum in satisfaction
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breelynnxoxoxo · 2 months
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BRING ME LOVE! ♥️♥️♥️
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Me: *sitting and scrolling through Pinterest*
Brain: We have energy so we have to do something
Me: Why not shower?
Brain: Not enough energy
Me: Read?
Brain: We can't focus
Me: Read fanfiction? You usually love that
Brain: Boring
Me: Watch a movie?
Brain: We can't just watch a movie and not do anything else as well
Me: Draw whilst watching a movie?
Brain: Too tired
Me:
Brain:
Me: Well can I sit here and scroll on my phone?
Brain: No, you have too much energy!
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nobrashfestivity · 5 months
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People are often so terrible and yet they have managed to make all this beautiful, wild, vivid art.
It leads me to imagine that the drive to self-expression is more primitive than I ever imagined. I am immeasurably fascinated by it.
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somecunttookmyurl · 13 days
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would love so much if my legs would not ache more when i lay down, given i do not currently have the energy to remain standing or even sitting. that just seems unnecessary. bit much, really.
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yourmortalenemy · 2 years
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So I was just reading this post and it raised a couple points I’d like to talk about real quick. 
Basically it is someone asking why there is so much less audience interaction with fics than there used to be. There’s a few suggested answers but the one I’d particularly like to talk about is the idea that now we live in an age where the internet and social media is ruled by tiktok (and I suppose instagram to a certain extent as well) 
Tiktok is designed so that a user makes as little effort as possible, you don’t have to think, you just have to watch and scroll and tiktok’s algorithm will provide you with hours of content it thinks you will like. It gets people used to the idea that they do not need to contribute because all will be provided for them, people expect to be served. 
So what happens when you get a site like AO3 with no algorithm, no recommendations, a site that isn’t built to serve. We get fic writers (like the one who sent the ask in the post I referred to earlier) who have to put up with less and less feedback and it’s disheartening. Sites like AO3 cannot survive without writers to write and readers to read but if the writers stop seeing the point in writing because they don’t know if their readers even liked what they wrote then I don’t blame them for not wanting to write anymore. 
And I get that sometimes you just don’t have the spoons to think of a comment, I’m not trying to say there’s anything wrong with that. But please don’t just look at something and move on when you’re done without any indication to the author that you liked what they wrote. Even if it’s just quoting a line you liked and saying something like ‘lol’, even if it’s just an emoji, even if it’s just kudos, I promise you that authors see that and we appreciate it. Don’t be afraid of being judged, if you like something SAY SO!! But please for the love of all that is good and holy, do not treat AO3 like tiktok or instagram. That is not sustainable. 
Not to sound like one of the ‘tin foil hat brigade’ (as my mother would say) but I truly believe that algorithms will be death of creativity and freedom of expression. You cannot treat AO3 like tiktok because you cannot treat human beings like robots. It is not shameful to want appreciation, humans need to know they are appreciated. 
Not to get too political here but I am begging you to ask yourself who profits most from feeding you the notion that we can expect people to provide a service while giving them nothing in return.
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lyralime · 1 month
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An taking a break from X/Twitter (  ̄▽ ̄)
Also i forgot to post her oups...
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OMG I LOVE SPLATOON !!!
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Me when someone says Miguel is creepy for stepping in and becoming Gabriella's guardian after she lost her dad before they say he's wrong for not stepping in when Gwen was losing her dad and he's wrong for not letting Miles step in to stop himself from losing his dad:
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theinfinitytomybeyond · 4 months
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The duality of man
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breelynnxoxoxo · 3 months
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WONDERING ABOUT US? 💋💋💋
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greeen-bean · 9 months
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In the book, Julian's singing ability is brought up a lot. like he says he's good at it, says that Yad's would fall in love with him if he heard him sing, and then it turns out he's terrible, but actually Yad'ss does fall in love with him (or at least falls more for him) because of it.
Anyway, I have this headcanon that Yadriel is an amazing singer. but he hates his singing voice cuz it's too high/feminine/etc, etc. so never sings around people and claims he's shit at it.
Then one day, Julian walks in on him quietly singing (to his shitty playlist ofc) and absolutely fucking SWOONS. Because he's SO GOOD, and Julian is SO IN LOVE.
you know it's like a parallel or something.
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graesage · 9 months
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So we all know Spider-Punk… but what if there was a Spider-Goth??? A Goth!reader that wasn’t bit by a spider but instead uses venom’s powers catches the eye of our favorite residential capitalist hating punk after taking down a particularly tough anomaly single-handily? Maybe a rival forms between them as reader climbs the ranks possibly passing Hobie and taking the title as one of the best spiders? Maybe the reader secretly looks up to Hobie but is always pushed away because he thinks reader is mocking him? Maybe they go from strangers to enemies to friends to lovers?
But who knows, this is just an idea that I pulled out of my ass (probably explains why it’s so shit-)
Tag me if you do end up doing anything with this please!!! I’d like to see :D
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fish-ofishial123 · 3 months
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"the only reason we aren't divorced and happy is because of both of your futures."
ouch. well damn. okay then. I dont think you had to shove that fact in our faces but I'm sorry I guess..?
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detectivebambam · 2 months
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"BLOCK ME IF YOU HATE RIKO"
lmao okay 😭❓
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