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detectivebambam · 11 hours
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^^^^^ this.
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(Trying out the whole simplification thing, and I fvck with it hard)
Also what’s with the people who draw Neil with teeny tiny paper cut scars? My man was mutilated. Don’t undermine his physical trauma cause you think he looks cuter “smooth”.
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detectivebambam · 14 hours
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Andreil as cats part who fucking knows
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detectivebambam · 14 hours
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real
Kinda Chunky Andrew Minyard and Long Hair Neil Josten SUPREMACY
"I can bench press you and your mother" Andrew Minyard and "I run fast enough to trigger a speedometer" Neil Josten SUPREMACY
"I'm the one who wanted cats" Andrew Minyard and "I named the cats" Neil Josten SUPREMACY
Ridiculously Broad Shoulders Andrew Minyard and Dump Truck Fat Ass Neil Josten SUPREMACY
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detectivebambam · 19 hours
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bluescreen
i would go
8 + 7 and then count on my fingers to get the answer = 15
then 2 + 4 + 1 = 7
so 75
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detectivebambam · 19 hours
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this scene was absolutely devastating 😭
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The King's Men - Epilogue
Day: Saturday, April 27th / 28th* Time: 2:58 AM EST
Ichirou starts forward, but he doesn't go to Neil. He stands before his uncle and speaks in quiet Japanese. Tetsuji listens to it all in silence, expression unchanging. When Ichirou goes quiet, Tetsuji bows low over his knees. He doesn't sit up again, even when Ichirou turns his heavy stare on Riko. Riko finally stirs enough to look up, and the brothers face each other for the first time. Ichirou crouches in front of him, wordless and slow. "Ichirou," Riko says, so choked with emotion Neil almost can't understand him. He could have been cursing Ichirou's name for waiting so long to come into his life. He could have been begging for justice or revenge. Riko opens his mouth to say something else but closes it again when Ichirou cradles Riko's cheek in his free hand. It isn't comfort, but Neil doesn't figure that out until it is too late. Ichirou puts the gun to Riko's temple and pulls the trigger without hesitation. The gunshot is so unexpected, so loud, that Neil jumps. Riko's body jerks under the force of impact. Blood splatters across Tetsuji's back and the leather couch they share. Ichirou withdrew his hands and lets Riko fall.
Art used with permission by Hamrikaa. Thank you @hamrikaa!
*Due to the Leap Year, I have opted to highlight the day rather than the date to keep the events in occurrence to the 2007 year. I will continue to mark both days accordingly.
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detectivebambam · 19 hours
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🥳🥳🥳
oh Renee,,,, I am so sorry girl...
anyway name her brother
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detectivebambam · 1 day
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How do I be cool like Jesus Christ
Be kind
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detectivebambam · 1 day
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okay so my mom is watching this show called Brooklyn Nine Nine and it's so funny, but there's this character named Rosa who is 100% Andrew Minyard coded
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that's my baby right there
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detectivebambam · 2 days
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YES
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detectivebambam · 2 days
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okay i posted it but ao3 hates me 😭
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detectivebambam · 2 days
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the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support
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detectivebambam · 2 days
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launching the first chapter of K-HSAU (once i figure out a title) 🥳‼️
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detectivebambam · 2 days
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why is Andrew like the most stable in the HSAU 😐
@letthesunburnyourskin what bad things should happen to him <3
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detectivebambam · 2 days
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most likely because they will have similar experiences and bond over them. little mirrors of Kandrew
the HSAU is getting so fun oml
Jean and Renee I'm so sorry for what I've done to y'all
and Yes I've decided it will follow the mystery plot
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detectivebambam · 2 days
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tried to make a (somewhat) legible web for y'all (and me)
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detectivebambam · 2 days
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KATELYN IS FUCKING INSANE 🥳🎉‼️💕
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