paul simms: nandermo is so problematic, do you really want that?

meanwhile, the fandom:

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

my babygirl

when the human 2.0 patch rolls out i think people with uvulas should lay eggs rather than keeping them up in there

Some of you people are way to entrenched in online discourse. I went outside today and the sun is bright in the beautiful blue sky. There are trees and grass. I saw some birds and fish. A couple weeks ago I even saw a cow, like from Minecraft.

ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

noooo running sims 4 with 65 mods and 12 expansion packs is good for your 2017 macbook actually. that’s her breathing

one minute you're at work experiencing stress levels that would kill a full grown horse and the next you're psychologically cold-cocked by someone in your tumblr DMs mistaking you for their 55-year old milf ex-girlfriend named joan and calling you a bitch but promising that he's good for you because he fixed up the plumbing on the house and installed cabinets in the kitchen

"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

"bear in mind" why yes, dont mind if i do

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier