megabadbunny
MEGA BAD BUNNY
Fanfic, fanart, and other nerdery. (Current obsessions: Doctor Who, Good Omens, Steven Universe, intersectional feminism, cute animals, #allthesapphicshit)
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The Jorie
Harken, for here stand
My three cupid's-kisses
Who doth smoke herbs.
Peble
Smoketh they the herbs?
The Jorie
Aye, indeed.
Gucciballs
Canst thou be certain
They are not smoking cigarettes
But nay, rather,
Weed cigarettes?
The Jorie
Nay, fool, tis called a bunt!
Not a weed cigarette in the slightest.
And oft they do smoke
Before we press lips thence.
(Perhaps your ears did not catch 't afore,
But they are, as stated, the fire of my loins.)
Gccgrimm
Verily, I am stunned
For your three good wives do not appear to indulge in the consumption
Of the devil's wicked spinach.
The Jorie
Thou mis-shapen dick. (x12)
You should count yourself lucky
For though the flames of my ire do burn so bright and hot
They could consume the very sun itself,
In fact, my three herb-blessed lambkins are at present
Soothing me with gentle caresses atop the boulderous mountain range of my staunch physique
To help quell the tumescence of my Ares-gift,
My swollen-hard Rage.
Madame Kagamine
Say, but I do spot a Good-Day's Cat mark upon the belly of your second ladybird.
The Jorie
A warning.
I have enscribed a memento of your most ignoble visage and affix'd it
To a vessel upon which I often exercise my most bitter-blooded of vexations.
With every strike of my weapon
I curse your name
And the dog-bitch that brought you
Howling into this forsaken existence.
Never again shall the name of my fair Blaiz cross your lips
Nor, indeed, any reference to the artwork I have scrawled across her silken canvas
Lest my hand fly from its sheath
To enact the crudest of violences upon your wretched self.
Never again do I wish to see you darkening my threshold
At the witching-hour,
Holding your unholy triumvirate of brownish bags
Dripping with weird stuff
Foully, as if drawn from stygian waters.
Nay, despite your insolence,
I shall not be called-upon to slaughter you this day,
If only you heed this
My final warning.
19 Leah Jade 96
Heigh ho,
This hath reached unanticipated heights
In a time both short and alarming.
My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
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What did I fucking read with my own fucking to eyes I'm surrounded by GREMLINS @megabadbunny @galiifreyrose
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sometimes my fic notes are a very clean path bc i wrote it down as i was living it.
sometimes it's litterally
why 🤦♀️
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happy valentine wifey
HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE MY LOVE
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bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate
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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
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IT IS.
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Reblog and put in the tags a place that isn't your house but feels like home
#granny's house#aunt and uncle's house in florida#my mom's house#the version that lives in my head of my childhood best friend's house#XD
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“The bisexual community should be a place where lines are erased. Bisexuality dismisses, disproves, and defies dichotomies. It connotes a loss of rigidity and absolutes. It is an inclusive term.”
— Martin-Damon, K., “Essay for the Inclusion of Transsexuals”. Bisexual Politics. New York: Harrington Park Press. 1995
#hell yeah#bisexuality#inclusive bisexuality#tw/cw for inclusion of the word#transsexual#which i believe was an accepted term at the time but idk how transgender folks feel about it now?#so tagging just in case
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You ever read a fanfiction so, so fucking good that when you're done reading it, you're kinda disoriented? Like the place you were reading it in seems unfamiliar because the story sucked you into the fucking fifth dimension with how good it was? Unparalleled feeling.
Fanfic writers are an absolute gift to humanity.
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IZA / SEM FILTRO (2021)
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Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
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#MLKalsoSaid via Twitter
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