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saw someone say that they block "ageless blogs" and for a moment i imagined, like, cthulhu having a tumblr
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I can't be the only one surprised how casually you're just. Here. Mind talking about what it was like to like. Join Tumblr?
It was 13 or 14 years ago. From what I remember you just shouldered aside the mastodons, went into the Tumblr cave and carved your mark on the wall, telling people you were now signed up for tumblr, and then they would haul memes on animal hides past you. Back then it was mostly cats doing amusing things, obviously, but we would watch them by the flickering firelight, and chortle to ourselves hopefully before leaving the cave and trudging back to our lives.
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canbt stop crying. thats what i woulda did
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@ the person with a "degree" in maths
"this is reasonable seeing as they escape later in the episode" as if star trek isn't some work of fiction with a main character they can't just kill off or strand all willy nilly.
Of course they got out. It's not real. And applying real logic of probability or odds to it (even if wrong) is illogical.
lmao exactly. like. that is how stories work. "hero survives seemingly insurmountable odds" is a Thing Heroes Do. it's not even going to be a line worth writing or a scene worth doing if "wow what are our odds of surviving THIS" is "99.7%"
#but even in real life highly improbable things do in fact happen on occasion#this does not mean they were not highly improbable
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turns out william hill round both ways, but a bet of £2.51 would gain you a penny
which is forcing them to give you 1/250 odds instead of 1/500
#by our powers combined lads#everyone takes an extra half penny off them plus the processing costs for them to deal with it#death by a thousand cuts at the expense of sheffield
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#sidebar for the funniest odds i've ever seen: 1/500 on sheffield going down
i'm going to be laughing about this for the next several hours don't mind me
fully supportive of anybody who thinks 0000s/1 odds are a > 98% chance placing loads of bets actually
you have my sword etc
#i think this might be the closest i've ever seen bookies come to saying 'if you're still here afterwards it'll be a fucking miracle'#christ they're so certain about it you would have to bet £500 to get £1 profit#at 1/500 i'm honestly lowkey tempted to put a fiver down just to make william hill pay me an extra one (1) penny on top#it would cost them more in processing fees i think
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fully supportive of anybody who thinks 0000s/1 odds are a > 98% chance placing loads of bets actually
you have my sword etc
#can't see any odds in the thousands right now but#there is 200:1 on crystal palace getting relegated this season#hey buddy give me all your life savings i'll bet on it for you it will DEFINITELY come true trust me#sidebar for the funniest odds i've ever seen: 1/500 on sheffield going down
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“i have a math degree” and clearly it was useless lmao
it's not useless! it's actually incredibly useful to bookies for you to misunderstand odds that badly
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d...did that math person go on some rant about "probability and odds are different" proceed to explain the odds thing AS PROBABILITY INSTEAD, insist super high odds are actually really likely (contrary to every instance of odds... ever, really?) and then say that because narratively they survived they always had a 99% chance of survival
a) yes
b) yes hence why they should DEFINITELY go and bet all their money on something that's like 500:1. they will absolutely get their money back. i promise. it's at least a 90% chance
c) famously nobody has survived overwhelmingly high odds, certainly not in fiction narratively for the sake of a good story
#a fan bet on leicester winning the league at 5000:1 and got a FORTUNE from it#that does not mean leicester had a 100% chance of winning before they did#they had almost no chance. hence the small fortune
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never enter a betting shop
You do quite well.
STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES
season one | episode twenty-six ⇢ errand of mercy
#or actually do because you'll bet on all the high odds like 400:1#or 278:3#because those are really really likely right. they'd love you. so much. you'd be their favourite#i guess that maths degree didn't teach you that '10:1 odds' is colloqially expressed as '10-to-1 against'
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re: the 2000s internet animation poll today. i do regularly quote a lot more weeblstuff than just kenya/badgers but truly the ultimate thing that will live rent-free in my head until i die is CSI: pie-ami
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#i CANNOT watch the opening sequence to any of the original trio CSIs without this playing in my brain#are you paying the who to follow us around again? you are aren't you?#Youtube
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