#ughhh cops
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I haven’t really seen anyone talk about this yet so there’s a possibility I could be the only one but I hate Chevreuse and how they wrote her
Even if I ignore the fact that she’s a cop and most cop-like characters piss me off anyways, within the context of the region she’s apart of, she’s just plain boring. As it stands we already have a good handful of characters in the game, a lot of them from Fontaine already, with the exact same motivations and high held personal morals; the law is there for a reason, if people enact revenge and take what they think is just and right All The Time, then there would be chaos and unfair violence everywhere. And from a real life ethical lens it WOULD be really chaotic if anyone, anywhere at anytime could take their views of justice into their own hands.
but that’s the thing!! kind of like how it is In the real world, Fontaine is not a wholly just and fair nation (e.g. the Entirety of the Fortress of Meropide, the trafficking and various other crimes that constantly happen within the nobility of Fontaine and the fact that it has yet to be thoroughly investigated/solved and continues to happen, the extreme economic and social juxtaposition between the court of Fontaine and its underground Fleuve Cendre area and Poisson) And it really sucks that the game fails to admit that or acknowledge it because then you have characters who they Want you to believe are doing the right thing and fighting for the right causes, but it winds up feeling meaningless when what they’re fighting for is the law of Fontaine.
Chevreuse would’ve been an Infinitely more interesting and compelling character if her passion for justice wasn’t rooted in upholding the law and order of the nation, but rather what justice means for individuals. How the injustice and discrimination happening in that nation breeds people’s want for revenge and justice outside of the law.
And yeah I get that they wanted another character who fights against evil and is unwavering in her beliefs of what’s right in the very conventional and legal way, but I find it really funny that Chevreuse herself says what makes the argument for her character being boring In the same event quest; when asked about possibly changing the ending and meaning of the Two Musketeers, she says she wants to keep the ending the way that it is because fiction exists in a realm separate from that of reality, where things like the morals of what’s just and unjust can be explored. and like!! that’s it’s!!! I’m literally sitting here playing a Fictional game that has the opportunity to showcase just how fascinating it can be to talk about those kind of things in a fantasy setting where your main player character has literally Killed mostly innocent human people before because they betrayed someone they cared about deeply. but whatever. WHATEVER!!!
#this is such a mess and went WAY all over the place but i needed to type out what i’ve been feeling while playing roses and muskets#i don’t even really care about chevreuse enough to want her to be a better written character#i just got so annoyed with her that it was all i could think about 😭😭😭😭#the cutscene they showed in the event was REALLY cool#but it could’ve been so much cooler if she had just let girlboss veronique do her thing#“you can keep your money and you can go to hell would’ve been SUCH A HARD LINE!!!#like sorry sorry sorry i do not care about some rich aristocrat who murdered an innocent woman because he wanted to stay rich#that line and she immediately moves to the side and walks out of the building to let veronique kill him THATS fucking hard#but again WHATEVERRRRRR#ughhh cops
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i dont even have an issue with humans having a lot of screentime in sonic stuff thats not the problem here at all its just. why wade... maddie would have been a much better choice for a human co protagonist for knuckles. and more than anything im worried that theyre gonna pull some copaganda shit with wade as a protagonist . which i shouldnt even have to worry about when the game series thats being used as inspiration for this stuff is super anti cop. what the hell
#and this parts gonna soudn really petty but who is ACTUALLY a huge wade fan in a way that isnt heavily influenced by fanfiction stuff#nobody was asking for this#im realllyyyy hoping its not as bad as people are assuming its going to be we did only get one sentence about the plot after all#maybe it just starts with the premise of knuckles training wade but then very quickly gets derailed into something else#but idk. its still concerning. and i completely understand why people are upset and i agree with a lot of criticisms being thrown around rn#ughhh once again. i really love the sonic movies. but you can love something and still be critical of it#and when it comes to the sonic movies (and sonic media in general) my criticisms dont come from a place of hatred#they come from a place of love for the games and wishing certain things were handled better#like sonic is a very anti military and anti cop series. and the movies get the anti military part down really good!#the military being the source of a lot of the conflict and always inserting themselves into stuff thats not their business#and never being helpful at all perfectly aligns with the games#but the way they portray cops is. questionable#i find the concept of sonic being taken in by a human family to be really cute#but WHYYY did they have to make tom a cop.... the sonic i know would never be friends with a cop#society if tom wachowski was a firefighter or something instead *insert that pic of the futuristic city*#ask to tag
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the sam kerr situation has been on my mind for days i can't believe she has to go to court for 4 days for calling a male cop a white bastard but mason greenwood can continue playing football with no punishment after being recorded raping his girlfriend
#male footballers have and will do so much worse but they never get this treatment instead they're treated like gods#and then their fans use the male footballers behaviour as a way to spin it around and be misogynistic to the women they've already hurt#fuck that cop too she should've knocked him out aswell#like ughhh the lauren james thing aswell. a male footballer would never have gotten that treatment for being a little violent in a game#sam kerr
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fuck cops !!!!!!!!!!
#saw that new shit abt andrew tate and fuck him and cops hope they all die#UGHHH THAT SHIT PPISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#thw way cops r actually so useless holy fuck#i NEED them all dead
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#ughhh#I’m pissed#I finally went to therapy for the first time in years yesterday#and they said they can’t help me bc I have relapsed with an eating disorder after years of being clean#and if I want help I need to go to inpatient#like#I’m fucking pissed#do you know how hard it was to sign up for therapy and sit through this stupid intake thing#with a condescend white woman#even though I said I’d only be comfortable talking to a therapist of color#and I WANT to get help#because I am activly looking for coping mechanisms to prevent another relapse#and these fucking bastards are saying tough fucking shit#ooooohh you have issues more than generalized anxiety disorder and minor depression#sorry freak#you are a liability and also we are gonna call the cops on you if we think you are a danger to yourself#like what the Fuck#I’m DOING the right thing and TRYING to go to therapy#and y’all won’t help unless I do inpatient??#fucking kys Jesus Christ
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gosh okay look I thought episodes 1 & 2 were mediocre at best but listen episodes 3 & 4 were goddamn DELIGHTFUL
#it’s so silly!!!#VELMA IS LIKE……DEMI I THINK??? UGHHH it’s so good 😭❤️#also I am holding Daphne so gently she’s so cool#AND THE MID CREDITS SCENE OF EP 4 WITH NORVILLE AND GIGI……….y’all I’m gonna CRY /pos#I WAS REALLY HOPING THEY’D DO SOMETHING W/ GIGI FINDING & EXPRESSING HER INNER SELF AND THEN THEY DID??? AAAAA#and OUGH OUGH OUGH the implications of character development for Norville is so!!!!!!!!! excitingggg!!!!!!!#also daphne’s moms crack me up I stg#they lock Daphne in her room at one point and she argued that they ‘’can’t put an innocent person in prison!’’#and their response is ‘’what part of ‘cops’ do you not understand?’’ LIKE HDBDNDBDB-#ough and don’t even get me started abt Velma & Daphne’s feelings for one another……..waughhhhhhhh silly animated show my belovedddd <3#Velma 2023#velma dinkley
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I see you’re also not a big fan of Steve and Peggy 😌 I honestly never got the “love” between them. It was so weird to me that they made him go back to her because they barely had anything for him to hold on to hard to back in time for her. Barely any chemistry between them. And during the blip where he helped people too move he had the nerve to bring up Peggy who had long been dead instead of Bucky and Sam. Sorry if this brothers you but apparently I’m still not over it
oh so i actually don’t really care that much haha, in fact i was completely fine with them and i liked the ending of endgame bc i thought it was a cute and romantic way to end such an action heavy franchise BUT then i made this blog and joined this fandom and read that a lot of people really didn’t like endgame steve’s ending and how it was totally out of character for him and honestly i understand and agree fully !! from the clips i’ve seen of peggy in tfa (a movie which i maybe saw when i was super young?? but idr) she seems annoying like homegirl why are you shooting at him for getting kissed by another girl?? imagine the genders had been reversed for that one lmao… but honestly i try not to let fictional stories affect me too much (not judging people who do AT ALL) but yeah
#maybe i initially liked steve’s endgame ending scene bc it ended with Him like he was the Main Character of the biggest movie franchise ever#but i understand now that it was soooo out of character and dumb and I get why people get mad over it#specially since they really did concoct a whole ass love story with stucky#across multiple movies#with the dialogue and storylines and actions between stucky#idek#also they introduced Sharon??? which means the whole endgame ending was a cop out last minute thing#ughhh whatever i actually don’t care#i didn’t watch infinity war or endgame until pandemic 2020#I’ve barely seen any of the mcu movies lmfaooo#I’m here for the vibes#i actually recently watch’s cacw!!!#i did not like it but that’s a whole different story hahahah
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Awhile back in my notes i made a strange deranged list of movies I think Shioriko would like and all you need to know is that Gattaca (1997) and The Truman Show (1998) were on it
#ughhh i loved gattaca so muchthe entire film was so melancholic and i remember how beautiful the lighting was and also i ate delicious food#during it .#i remember distinctly the scene where vincent and irene had sex out on a beach and in the mist of the morning afterwards vincent is#desperately trying to wash off his dead skin cells and his hair in the ocean . AND ITS SO AFHFGHSHSBFD#also dean norris was very briefly in it as a cop and that was insane i was literally like HANK?
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supernatural makes me CRAZYY because its not just that the characters are trapped in a narrative it's that the characters are born into one narrative and then written over a million times. John was a shitty dad his morality is THE elephant in the room from the beginning of the show. references to the family business and family duty were always sardonic and tragic that's not a fan reading that's the POINT that's the PREMISE. so for the show to end the way it did if taken at face value is like. I'm putting everyone involved in a cage and asking them what they think their show was about.
#even if the finale was a chuck-won tragedy its such a COP OUT. LET THEM OUTTT OF THERE#ughhh thinking about “which would you rather have dean peace or freedom” and “there'll be peace when you are done” like OKAY#so s5 finale was freedom but they went back for peace. but dean didnt even get to be with cas anyways so what was the POINTTTSTS
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Nice, so if the upstairs neighbors want to tear the roof off and kill each other for hours every other day, it's fine. I just have to live with it. Love that. So fun.
But if I have someone over who makes me laugh in the bright hours of a Saturday, then I'm the inconsiderate one.
Not to be too much of a primadonna, but I'm getting a little tired of the sounds of furniture being thrown above my head at 3 am on a Tuesday, but maybe that's just me?
#I'm naturally quiet but i also try to time my chores so that I'm disturbing no one#they were outside and he kept slamming the door and threatening to kill and the cops did zip#idk what else to do and I'm losing my damn mind#also they watch me leave for work and record (i think) on their phones through the window#liked they have a problem with me in particular and idk why#ughhh
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Why Condiment King is the worst villain
Dick: Okay, you go out and didtract him, and I'll come in from the back to get him
Robin Jason: What? No! You distract him
Dick: It'll only be for a little bit.
Robin Jason: No
Dick: I did it when I was Robin
Robin Jason: Then you can do it again
Dick: You'll be fine, he's a D lister at best
Robin Jason: You know that's not the problem! I have school tomorrow, and I don't want to smell like ketchup for the whole day
Dick: [sighs] Alright, fine. Let's just settle this like professionals
Robin Jason: Fine
Dick and Jason: Rock... paper... scissors... shoot!
Robin Jason: [does rock]
Dick: [does paper]
Robin Jason: Ughhh, Fine
Dick: You got this buddy. I believe in you!
Robin Jason: [walking away and grumbling] I hate you
Dick: I love you too!
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[Approximately 5 minutes later, with Condiment King tied up]
Dick: And that's what I call a success
Robin Jason: [covered in a disgusting mixture of ranch dressing, mustard, barbecue sauce, and ketchup] For you maybe
Dick: Hey, it could have been worse. He could have shot pickles or something at you
Robin Jason: Asshole
Robin Jason: [suddenly starts smirking] Hey, you know how you're always wanting to give me a hug? Well, I could really use a hug right now
[Dick and Jason lock eyes for a solid 10 seconds]
Dick: [bolts] I'm social distancing from little brothers right now!
Robin Jason: [running after him] Get back here you coward!
Dick: Go hug Batman! I have a date tonight!
Robin Jason: Batman's not! Hope your date likes ranch dressing!
[Dick and Jason continue to chase each other for the rest of patrol]
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Condiment King: So am I just supposed to sit here until the cops show up??
#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#robin jason todd#batbros#batfamily#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#yes this was mostly inspired by that one wfa#also by a tv show i watched last night#i love them
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Gonna drop this here before I completely disconnect from the outside world.
What aboutttt bestie Sasha introducing you and drugDealer!Ony at a party, only to find out y’all already know each other very, very well.
me and you like this fr🤞🏽 we share a brain. you are me and i am you. i love you twin😩 we gon use shy!reader for this one bc regular reader would’ve been made it known that he was her man😭
“girl let’s goooo. you wont die if you just lived a little.” your roommate sasha sighed as she watched you look yourself over for the third time. “i don’t know sash. it’s a little short for me” fingers toying with the fabric of the short skirt as you looked at your unrecognizable reflection.
you weren’t really the type to wear this kind of stuff. going for a calmer, more covered up look rather than the cute skimpy outfits sasha would wear. but since this was your first party your roomate insisted you borrow some of her clothes. “girl you look sexy as fuck. if i wasn’t with connie i’d definitely hit that.”
sasha light tapped your ass before turning on her heals and leaving your room. “i’ll be in the car bitch. don’t take all night in here staring at yourself.” you sighed before picking up your purse and following her. as soon as the two of you walked in the door the smell of weed and alcohol hit you, making your scrunch up your face as you fanned your hands in the air to clear the smoke.
“no need to be doing allat girl. i’m getting you high tonight anyways.” sasha giggled as she watched your eyes widen. the two of you walked deeper into the party, eventually stopping in the kitchen for some drinks. you settled for a small cup of casamigos while sasha grabbed a couple shots of fireball.
you didn’t get the chance to take a sip of your drink before sasha began pulling you towards the backyard. “we gotta go cop some weed before we start.” you gave her a puzzled look. “connie’s not here so where you gon get it from?” your question was immediately answered when the two of you stopped in front of a man leaning on the wall.
he was tall, about 6’3 wearing his sweatpants sagging a little under his briefs. his black tee fit snug, stretching a little as his arms flexed while he was lighting the blunt in his mouth. “ony ony onyyyy.” sasha yelled as she gave the guy a side hug. “yoo sash. what you need?”
ony gave you a calm glance, eyeing you as he took a long hit from the blunt. sasha took his expression as confusion, explaining the situation to prevent any confusion. “oh!! ony this is my best friend and roommate y/nnn!!” she turned towards you, laying her hand on your shoulder to give ony an introduction as well. “y/n this is onyankopon. connie’s bestest friend and my backup plug.”
ony chuckled as he held his heart. “damn that’s all i am?” sasha sighed loudly before correcting herself. “and he’s my friend” his large hand outstretched, waiting for you to shake it. your hand slowly connected with his, looking away shyly as his deep voice rang through your ears. “nice t’meet you sweetheart. what y’all ladies lookin for tonight.”
sasha opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off by the sound of her phone ringing. “hello?….the fuck you mean?….ughhh okay….okayyy i hear you damn.” you and ony looked at her in confusion. “uhhh we gotta go. connie stupid ass left his gun in my trunk and he needs it now.” sasha rolled her eyes as she put the fireballs on the nearby chair.
you honestly didn’t wanna go to connie’s, knowing damn well the two of them was gon end up arguing then fucking mad loud upstairs while you sat on the couch watching spongebob. ony could tell you didn’t want to go by looking at your face offering to take you home instead. “i can take her. if you okay wit that” sasha immediately shook her head. “hell nah she don’t know you like that. ian gon do that to my girl.”
ony shook his head as he watched you stand there with your hands behind your back, swaying from side to side as you quietly watched the two of them go back and forth. “sash i know how y’all be getting and i know she don’t feel like sitting in the living room while you get your back blown out by my brother.” a giggle flew out of your lips as sasha gasped in shock. “oh my goddd y’all be hearing usss??”
the two of you nodded your head before sasha looked away in embarrassment. “you okay wit going wit this bum?” brown eyes looking him up and down before a small smile crept on your lips. “i don’t mind as long as you don’t drive fast.” ony’s lips twitched into a smirk. gold grills peeking at you before he replied. “i’ll drive at whatever pace you want.”
“oohhhh my godddd faster daddyyy.” you moaned as ony pounded into you. hand lying flat on your back as you drooled all over his seats. strings of your arousal kept the two of you connected as you started fucking yourself back onto his dick. “that’s right mama throw that shit back. you know how i like it.” your ass clapped repeatedly on his stomach as you moaned his name.
“love your lil outfit princess. look so sexy wit this skimpy shit on.” ony’s hand gripped the skirt that was bunched up around your hips. tugging on it to fuck you onto him harder. he took his other hand and landed two rough slaps to your ass. “ooouuu mhm.” your ass poked out more are you prayed for more of the delicious contact. “you like that mama? like when daddy spanks you?”
“ y-yea. w-want daddy t’be rough wit me.” ony smiled at your change in behavior. just thirty minutes ago you were quiet as a mouse, barely able to look him in the eye. but now here you were, getting your back blown out in the back of ony’s black srt, begging him to fuck you like a slut.
you and ony have been doing this thing for awhile now where you’d act like the two of you weren’t well acquainted in public just to fuck each other like you’re married in private. since he was a very well known guy and you didn’t talk to many people you came up with the idea to leave your little situation a secret.
trying to avoid the drama that came with having a fine ass drug dealer for a boyfriend. it’s been going well in your eyes, but ever since ony saw you all dressed up for this party he knew that tonight he’d have make you fold. wanting your sexy ass all to himself everyday and not just days you were alone and horny.
“i want you t’be my girl” he moaned as he stilled his hips. watching you continue to throw it back on him at a slow pace. his words made you look back at him, hips never faltering as you looked for a hint of untruthfulness in his eyes. “b-but people might-”
“ion give a fuck about how people gon feel. i only want one girl and it’s you.” a moan slipped from your lips as ony began thrusting into you again. light brown palms pushing your back down again before slamming into you repeatedly. “auugghh onyyy.” your hand reached back and gripped his wrist, holding it tightly as you tried to endure the harsh strokes he fed you.
“be mine y/n. that way you can be daddy’s girl every night instead of the nights you home alone.” your pussy fluttered at his words. you loved when he talked like this. “c-can i think ab-about it daddy?” ony leaned down to kiss on your neck. “take your time mama. m’stayin wit you tonight anyways.”
ony ended up crashing at your place that night. chest full of tattoos facing the ceiling as he slept on his back. his black durag that he always left in your dresser fitting snug on his head. while you admired your new boyfriend you were interrupted by the vibration of your phone. “hello?” you whispered. “hey girl m’stayin over at connie’s. you get home safe?hope he didn’t drive too fast.” you giggled as you glanced at ony’s sleeping figure, brows furrowed and lips parted as he slept peacefully in your bed.
“i got here fine. he drove really well-” the feeling of ony’s large hand pulling your back to his chest made you gasp before he spoke lowly in your ear. “why you so far away mama? when you stay at my crib you usually like to sleep on my chest.” his sleepy voice rang through the speaker, making sasha gasp. “oh. my. go-”
“see you tomorrow girl byeeee.” you hung up, putting your phone on silent to hush the millions of texts sasha was going to send soon. you turned towards ony before lightly pushing him in his back so you could sleep comfortably on his chest. “goodnight princess.” he grumbled before falling back asleep. you smiled, cuddling your face deeper into his inked chest. “goodnight papa.”
#aot onyankopon#onyankopon x black reader#aot x black reader#onyankopon x reader#aot#aot smut#onyankopon x black!reader#plug!onyanopon#plug!ony
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Cod men with an so that has a kink for their gear/uniform *insert evil laugh* like they come home from work and their so is just DROOLINGGG over them like ughhh
Summary: Headcanons for Alejandro, Ghost, and Price with an SO who likes their gear/uniform~
Genre: Headcanons, request(s)
Characters featured: Alejandro, Ghost, and Price
Warnings: none!
A/N: Hello hello! Thank you for the request, Anon. Hopefully this suffices because I felt I didn’t do this one enough justice cause I’m getting back into the swing of things, ahhh. Anyway, I hope y’all enjoy! TuT ( Gif credit: xxx )
Alejandro―
He's the type to immediately notice your affinity for his gear, even if you're the type that tries to suppress your desires
Specifically, he notices each time your gaze lingers on his form longer than usual. Even more so when he has to stop to adjust or fix a part of his uniform
At first, he doesn't let you know he's in on your little secret. Although, that doesn't mean he doesn't feed into it whenever he has the chance
Whenever he's returning home from an extended mission - regardless of whether or not he's exhausted - he'll take his sweet time in removing his gear. Allowing you to soak in the view of each and every intricate piece adorning his body
With Alejandro's gear, it's difficult for you to pick a favorite piece you enjoy seeing him wear, but he notes that familiar gleam of desire in your eyes whenever he's dealing with straps
Naturally, so he's not losing anything important, they've to be pretty tight to his form. Still, he'll go just a bit tighter than he usually does right before he's through the door
I can also definitely see him as the type to try and impress you by showing off, busting open the tight strap wrapped around his flexing bicep~
Kiss him and tell him all about how much you adore seeing him in his gear and he'll happily put on a show for you in any of his uniforms/sets
Ghost―
Much like Alejandro, he notices the lingering looks and extra touches to his gear right away. However, he's much more subtle about indulging you with it
He doesn't always like to wear his full gear when he's home. I headcanon him as the type to prefer to keep that part of his life separate from his home life for many reasons
However...
He'll tease you ever so often by wearing one of his more casual skull-decorated masks around the house, maybe even including his skeleton gloves if he's feeling extra
Either way, you best believe he'll casually torture you when wearing them around you. Going out of his way to purposefully ignore any staring or dodging certain touches he knows are just to cop a feel
Once he thinks you've had enough, he finally indulges you by touching you with his gloved hands wherever you please~
Possibly could be talked into bringing a mask of his into the bedroom for you
GOD, GIVE ME MASKED, GLOVED GHOST IN MY BEDROOM AHHH
He won't admit how much he enjoys it like you, but after trying it a few times, I can definitely see him imagining those evenings you spend together each time he sees those gloves and mask
Price―
Sometimes when he's too tired, he'll get a little lazy when taking off his gear, so occasionally he'll bump into you while still wearing his vest and hat
Though, shortly after noticing the way you become very interested in his gear, he's perking up in no time. Why was he so tired again?
Much like Alejandro, he delights in giving in to your desires and goes out of his way to leave on certain pieces of his gear/uniform when he's feeling in the mood to be a tease
Adores the way your hands feel tugging on his vest impatiently, or whenever you're pleading for something you need
If you're good, maybe even lets you wear the hat while the two of you fool around
Seeing you wearing it while atop him makes him understand why you like seeing him in his own gear so much
Even more so if you're just wearing his hat~
#call of duty x reader#alejandro vargas x reader#ghost x reader#simon riley x reader#john price x reader#cod headcanons#headcanons#anonymous#requests#opened mail#my writing
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— jeon ⋆ jung ⋆ kook
jjk fic recommendation list by clover. 🍀 ↓
♡ = smut ; ♤ = angst ; ♧ = fluff ; ♕ = favorite
main list
♢ mutual help ; ♡, ♤, ♧, ♕ || series — by @personasintro
⇝ fwb, fakedating, slowburn // lmao. if u know me u know this is one of my all time, if not all time fav fic. personasintro really outdid herself w this one. i love her so much she really inspired me to pick up writing again and im glad i did 😭😭 guys when i tell you nothing has ever slowburned the way mutual help has like guys. the messiness of it all THE DRAMA. the jealousy. the pining. the sex. literally the way she wrote jungkook is just too fucking good. what a dream to have a man like this in ur life. i can’t tell you how many times i reread certain chapters and just spend nights thinking abt certain moments like its popular for a reason guys. don’t let the amount of chapters scare you away from diving into this guys its sooofucking goodidndkdnskdn
♢ we weren’t just friends ; ♡, ♤ || series — by @jknoah
⇝ fwb, situationship // guys like.. trust me. jk so fuckin insufferable i need him rn. what a little shit. ughhh i love this. kisses to u noah ! <33
♢ once the thrill expires ; ♡, ♤, ♕ || one-shot — by @alphabetboyluvr
⇝ fwb, situationship // again… jungkook is a fucking asshole and he knows it. the way this author describes the details in this literally so fucking good guys like i need a whole series of this its just excellent 😭😭😭 reread this like 3 times soooo good
♢ about u ; ♤, ♡ || one-shot — by @ugh-yoongi
⇝ exboyfriend!jungkook, jealousy // idk whats up w jk being shitty in fics but i just can’t help it guys. its saur good. this one is so heartbreaking tho like they rlly just love each other man.
♢ soft ; ♡ || one-shot (part of a series) — by @hamsterclaw
⇝ cop!jungkook, mortuaryassistant!reader // jungkook is so fucking cute in this djfbcnf vomitboy <333 and the way he gets teased by the others bc of ur nickname for him dbfhf i also really like this reader
♢ bad decisions ; ♤, ♡, ♧ || series — by @alphabetboyluvr
⇝ bartender!jk, barista!reader // jk and yn are best friends who don’t act like best friends. clearly in love w each other. constant misunderstandings and annoying exes. i havent finished but im very much intrigued. this author is very poetic. very gewd. inspires me a lottt. like this a lot. just excellent.
♢ throttle ; ♡, ♤, ♧ || series — by @alphabetboyluvr
⇝ racer!jk, clerk!reader // jk is soooo damn shady (im not that far into the series yet but i had to recommend bc its already so damn good) and yoongi is the man of my dreams ummm but a bad boy will always prevail and jk in this saurrrr fucking hot i gasp for air
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“ why can't I get a girlfriend huh?? ”creepy incel shigaraki x fem chubby reader noncon smut
A/N: hello!! This modern quirkless au oneshot, I don't have any plans for this one sorry. This is more of fanon unhinged feral shigaraki and extremely delusional asf in this. If I miss any tagged let me know and I'm sorry if it isn't proofread!! ( There the full story in A03 )
“ why can't I get a girlfriend huh?? ”
It's echoing in your mind as he holds your neck tightly with his slim fingers, how did you get here?
Well you were having a terrible day, seeing this strange blue haired man everywhere you go.
At first you just saw him as a regular customer while you were working at a game store, he happened to appear out of nowhere in the middle of the night.
He taps on your shoulder as he gives you an unnerving nausea, you try your best to be polite.
“ What can I help you s-sir? ” this man didn't know any personal space as he leaned in and said.
“ Any options on this game? ” He rasfully spoke as he tapped on a cover that looked like an RPG with cute anime girls on it.
You were clueless when it comes to games, you look into his blood red eyes.
“ uhh… it's a great game, with a strong main character with a love stor- ” he rolled his eyes as he huffed in annoyance.
“ ughhh does it have sex scene in it?? ” you blink at him a few times.
“ Excuse me? ” There was long awkward silence as you felt a chill run down your spine as you tried your best not to judge a customer too fast.
“ well I've never played it but- ”
“ but? How the hell did you get this job in the first place if you don't know any game… npc females.. ” he whispers the last part quietly but you hear it loud and clear as you cleanse your throat.
“ I'm sorry sir. ” he ignored you completely as he put the game back on the shelf as he collected the games he was interested in. You rushed to the register as he put the games on the countertop.
You felt unsafe by this one customer but it's your night shift and it was your closing time.
All you have to do is scan the products and send him on his way home, you grab one game at a time as you scan it. Maybe he was just grumpy and had a sour mood today or…
You flinched as his fingers resting on your hand as he said.
“... you.. are very beautiful.” you quickly removed your hand as you put a fake smile on.
“ Thank you… sir. ” he was giving you the ick and he didn't like how you reacted from his touch.
“ your cost is $67.45, would you like a bag sir? ” he nods his head as he remains quiet, watching you put the games into the plastic.
He grabs the bags as he walks to the door to leave, you thought you'd never see him again but boy are you wrong.
You started to feel a pair of eyes staring behind your back whenever you went to your job, you spotted him in a public area. At first you thought you'd had hallucinations seeing him and his long blue locks hidden in his hood, all black clothing as he disappeared into the crowd of people.
You noticed little things disappearing as well, you couldn't find your dirty panties. You were quite messy by leaving your clothes around the house, you were able to find them sooner… but it never comes back, your pillow cover has a questionable sticky texture and it smells horrendous!
It's been a couple of days, you decided to report it to the cops about your stalker but they simply told you that they'll take action if he does something… meaning they weren't gonna help you out and you were helpless.
You were woken up by him in your pitch black room, his hands at your throat not too harsh but it was firm.
You couldn't speak as you begin to tear up.
“ hello.. y/n. Aren't you glad to see me? "You could see his sharp eyes staring at you as he began to speak.
“ I don't understand…” he tilted his head as he loses it a bit so you could breathe a little.
“ I try to be nice.. but every female always rejects me, they always want a male that treats them like trash.”
“ They call me ugly weirdo… a freak of nature.” his fingers lightly rubbed your skin.
“ I’m a nice guy I-...” he leans in so close that your noses are touching.
“ I don't understand… ”
“ Why can't I get a girlfriend huh?? ” he raised his voice. It's echoing in your mind as he holds your neck tightly with his slim fingers.
“ I'll treat you right, give you everything baby. ” he slowly licks your cheek.
“ I'll let no npc hurt you…I'll murder them just for you ~. ” this man is a psychopath, you need to escape but somehow he reads your mind as he begins to chuckle.
“ trying to leave? You're not in your own room darling.. you're tied up in my room, I'm surprised you didn't wake up. You're a heavy sleeper hahaha ~ ” you blink a few times to process what he said as he removes his hands.
“ What the hell are you talking about?!? Are you insane??? ” you begin to sob out, taking the air in as he flickers the light. He was right it wasn't your room, it was far different from yours as you noticed familiar underwears on the floor.
“ I grew tired of jacking off to your filthy panties so I want the real thing.. "You were yank harshly as he spread your thighs wide.
“ Stop!! release me plea- ” you cry out, feeling his rough lips on your sensitive area, you start to squirm fast as he surp you like it was his last meal. It was so sloppy and inexperienced, this man didn't know how to please a woman.
You yelp as your eyes look down at him, he rubs your skin softly as he growls.
“ stop moving like that unless you want harsh punishment? ” You were unable to speak due to how terrifying this situation is and you don't want him upset, who knows how he will act.
You shake your head but he slaps your thighs hard as you sob out.
“ I need words. "You look away as you look back to his vermilion eyes.
“ no.. ” he wasn't having it but you could see the faint smirk on his lips, he clearly enjoys this.
Sicko…
“ you're my little plaything.. my player two mhmm~ ” you arch your back up feeling his hot mouth on your pussy, you made a high pitch moan as he slid his digits into your hole.
“ ohh god~!! ” his hungry lustful eyes stare at you.
Tongue flick your clit in harsh circles, his fingers crossed, push up your wall to find it..
Your eyes blink the tears away, you can't let this man have his satisfaction so you bite your lips and look away.
His hand landing on your thighs again as you scream in pain.
“ Keep staring at me… you really want me to punish you so bad hehe~.. ” your eyes wide in fear.
“ no!! Please don't. ” You begged him but he chuckled and went back to eating you out.
His arm wrapped around your thighs as he used his thumb on your clit, rubbing it fast and hard circles.
You couldn't wait any longer as your unwanted orgasm hit you fast, your eyes rolled back and your toe curled in.
“ shit… ahh fuck.. ” you pant heavily, feeling the bed move by him humping the sheets. You can hear his pathetic whimpers and groans as he swallows all your juices.
It's felt like hours as you're crying hard from the overstimulating, he continues to eat you out and bring out three orgasms.
“ please… no more. "You pant heavily, he gives a few sloppy kisses to your clit then finally move away.
“ We're just getting started with this gameplay~ you need to be trained to take this cock hehehe~ ” he purrs sweetly, seeing his face covered in your cum.
“ Please let me go, I don't want this... ” he rolled his eyes at you and he begins to mock your voice.
“ I don't want this, I wanna go home!! You're NOT leaving coz you're mine~!!! Your home is here with me. Don't you understand that!! ”
He grabs your neck firmly as he leans in.
“ I'm your boyfriend… shigaraki tomura~ ” you blink at him, you think you hear his name on the news being a japan world wanted criminal what the hell is he doing here in this country??
He has no patience as he grabs his thick long cock to your entrance as he begins to slide in, you scream at him to stop.
“ stop!!! it's fucking hurt! Please-. ” he covered your mouth fast.
“ God you're such a brat-... don't know how to shut up… mhmm but you feel so good and tight aughh~ ” he pushed more of it, pulling out slowly as he looked down.
“ oh… I see why it was hurting, you're losing your virginity.. ahh it's okay baby~ we are losing it together.” the blood covers his whole length as you closed your eyes tight, your mouth was open letting out a silent scream.
He caresses your cheek tenderly.
“ soon I'll destroy your mindset, you're become my wife… fuck~ ! ” His body language changes as he thrusts faster and harder into you.
“ Soon you'll carry my children.. ahhh shit can't wait until you produce milk.. ” he leans in to bite your nipples, sucking it gently as he humping your body. Your mind went blank and a sobbing mess from the unwanted pleasure.
He harshly pushes your thighs to your head as he moves at fast paced.
“ I can't wait to see you nice and round of our baby ~. ” he kisses your breasts softly.
“ we got plenty of time to breed your insides~ aughh fuck~!! Want to make you a perfect mommy.. ” he whimpers out, his cock sliding in and out of your slippery cunt.
He covered your mouth as he smirk wide.
“ I'll fuck a baby into you in many rounds until you're full with my cum. ” he sigh heavy, your shaky eyes couldn't see him properly as you feel your head getting a headache and see blackness around.
“ Are you ready player two? Ready for our new save? A new life together you and I~ ” you felt heat in your core as he made a high pitch groan releasing his white thick cum hitting your wall, you felt it filling fast as you cried out and he removed his hand to passionately make out with you.
The cries were muffled as he bit your bottom lip, pulling it away as he rode his high. He called out your name and his dick twitched excitedly as he pants.
He kisses your face sweetly.“ I love you.. I love you Y/n you'll never leave… and if you do. ” you knew he was just manipulating you, his whole act seem so fake as his eyes have a shine in them.
“ you'll get a severe punishment if you do~ ” his thumb rubs your lips softly.
“ you're mine… you're my beautiful wife.. ” he looked down to rub your belly tenderly.
“ our beautiful baby as well~.. ”
“ you're insane.. ” he looked into your eyes and coo sweetly.
“ insane? No no no baby.” he pulled your face close.
“ I'm only insane for you.. my love for you is passion and if anyone touches what is mine. ” he grabs your neck softly.
“ they will die..” he begins to move his hips as you begin to cry.
“ You belong to me~.. ”
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CEO!Aegon having you sit under his desk and suck his cawk
Ughhh I’m in such a hot mood for Aeg right now, so the fact I went straight here doesn’t help HAHAHA
hope you enjoy this Bel, this had me in a chokehold xoxox 💕💕💕
Hardly Workin'
PAIRING: Chubby!CEO!Aegon ii Targaryen x fem!Reader [Modern AU]
WORDS: 1,818.
WARNINGS: mentions of an office romance/affair, male oral receiving, exhibition kink (?), slight reference to fatphobic comments, reference to p in v sexual intercourse, swearing.
A/N - I'm so sorry I made him chubby, but also not really because we all know that man would add a few pounds with a desk job and I couldn't help myself. ps I powered thru this because I just couldn't help myself. CHOKEHOLD.
To have a high-ranking employer that was devilishly handsome and blatantly licentious, was all in all, a dangerous game. Aegon Targaryen, with well awareness, knew the authority and the power he had over his meek, replaceable employees, could be used effortlessly to his advantage. In particular, when it related to work and sex.
Many of the women in the workplace, had whisper giddily amongst themselves of his overpowering demeanour, the way he'd often use his position to sate his own lusts, teasing, sneaking a grope, copping a feel, and yet, earning the full attention of the ladies, nonetheless.
Not to mention, Aegon had quite the larger figure... It seemed the sedentary lifestyle of the corporate world, along with the stress-eating, constant dining out to meet with clients, the late night take-out you'd order for him as he worked late hours into the night, and endless parties and drinking, all came at cost. This did not stop Aegon from claiming what was his. Even using his physique to his fullest advantage, finding himself "accidentally" pressing his swollen frame against your body in tight spaces, especially in the elevator. Feeling your tits press against his fat, rotund chest, always left a sly smirk across his face. Sated with himself, as he often found himself after gorging in a full take-out meal.
You'd heard numerous of times, many of the encounters a few of the "lucky" women had with Aegon: from little rendezvous' and scheduled dates, only to end with them lost, hopeful craving for more corporate cock, only to be met with a dead end.
Aegon did not pursue most, however his situation with you was... Different. You were the only one he found himself helplessly crawling back to, eager for more of your attention and tight cunt. You commenced as his personal receptionist/assistant less than a year ago, for the previous one left for unknown reasons.
The job was stressful and kept you busy, although the paperwork itself was a breeze, in comparison to having to resist Aegon himself when you had initially started. He was handsome nonetheless, his unique features that ran strongly in the Targaryen family, most of his siblings, cousins and father you would see from time to time. They looked completely ethereal in comparison to the rest of you mortals, with their lilac/violet orbs, and silver-blonde hair to contrast one another.
You did put up somewhat of a fight, in comparison to most of the other women, always making Aegon gorge more and in quite an aggressive manner, taking his anger out on other lower ranked employees, the more his frustration brew because of your firm resistance to his urges.
"Made me crave for you even more, but you drove me wild, Y/N," Aegon would openly admit, as his pudgy hands squeezed and dug at your bare ass cheeks, beneath your black midi skirt.
Regardless, once you had finally caved [in much to Aegon's relief], the relationship was layered beneath the disguise of a secret affair [not that Aegon was seeing or exclusive with anyone else, it would mean that he would need to fire you, as it was against strict corporate policy]. Aemond, his younger, much slimmer brother, was head of Human Resources, and if he caught a whiff of his older brother's shenanigans, he would not take it lightly. Aemond often found any excuse to humiliate Aegon publicly, especially if the family were there to witness. Any minor screw up, he would sniff it out like some bloodhound, and yet, with your brightly avid mind, you always ensured Aegon and yourself were a few steps ahead. Not to say you did not have a few close calls, Aegon's arousal often made him unpredictable, and this instance was no different...
"Such a good fucking girl. My very own obedient, little whore, aren't you, huh?" Aegon breathlessly mustered, leaning back on his grand, swivel chair as he bucked his plump hips forward.
Your mouth too full of his rigid, wet cock, the only response Aegon earned was helpless, feeble gags and moans from your gaping mouth.
"Th-That's it. Doing s-so, so well, taking my fat fucking cock like that, with that pretty, l-little mouth of yours-Ugh-" Aegon gutturally uttered, his breathing audible enough from above. Seated beneath him underneath his spacious desk, between his thick, sturdy thighs, squeezing your smaller frame between his legs.
"Mhmm, fuck baby-"
Your moist, stretched lips persisted with struggle trying to maintain his wide cock inside: your head slowly motioning back and forth, in a steady pace, as Aegon's hot seed oozed inside, coating your throat completely.
Without a moment to spare in intense, bliss silence, Aegon's desktop phone rang, followed by the familiar beep of the voicemail.
"Sir, your brother Aemond, has just arrived at the reception, and wishes to see you immediately, he's heading up right now- BEEP."
"Fuck!" Aegon seethed, as he lunged his mighty frame forwards in a haste and without warning, his cock buried itself deeper, harshly hitting the back of your throat with vigour, causing you to instinctively gag loudly.
"Sorry, m'sweetheart- That twat of a brother of mine is coming, gotta clean up now-"
As Aegon handed you his unspoiled, white handkerchief, you wiped off his fresh, rich residue off the corner of your mouth, as Aegon hastily buttoned up his pants. His stomach sated yet hardened and distended from a big lunch, he struggled to do the final button atop: from the looks of it, you gathered that his leather belt would not buckle, alternatively urging Aegon to remain seated behind the desk to hide the disheveled look, before his rage took over.
Just as you made the final attempts to help tidy his shirt, the sudden opening of the front door caught Aegon off guard. Instinctively, the feeling of his pudgy palm shoved your head aggressively back beneath the desk, as he shushed you before resuming his attention back towards the entrance to his office.
"Brother-"
"Aegon-"
"Pleasure to see you, as always-" Aemond teasingly insisted, as he comfortably sat himself down on the lounge, hearing the dull knock of his feet sprawled upon the wooden desk. You'd witnessed on many occasions, Aemond's egotistical presence, acting as though he'd owned the room upon which he had entered, scoffing that it was his cringe attempt of a "power move".
"The pleasure is mine. What brings you here so suddenly? Not even a call would suffice?"
"I like to make surprises, besides a call would be useless... That pretty, dumb receptionist of yours is nowhere to be found out there."
Aemond's targeted, back-handed comment infuriated you, though not to the extent to which it seemed Aegon was beginning to rile up. His fists clenched into a ball, his knuckles whitening, as Aemond's low chuckle echoed across the silent room.
"I'm only kidding, dear brother. She seems like a real sweetheart... And that figure, Gods did they take their time with her... You must really be enjoying work now, I bet... I know I fucking would."
Aegon instinctively slapped his heavy palm against his sprawled thigh, sighing in frustration, as he urged Aemond to speak.
"What exactly are you here for, Aemond? You do realise you're wasting company time...I don't think father would approve of that very much."
The tense silence had befallen the room once more, as Aemond exhaled defeatedly, before resuming the serious talk. His feet now flat on the floor, he instantly dropped what you presumed to be a dense folder atop Aegon's neat desk.
Aegon leaning forward, as his portly upper body leaned forward against the desk, the opportunity immediately presented himself, quite literally to your face.
His rotund stomach pushed through naturally, forcing his zipper to undo itself, as his stiff cock was practically begging to get out of its restraint. All it needed was a little assistance. Your lips curved cheekily into a giddy smile, your cheeks flushing scarlet. You knew Aegon would advise against this, although a carnal urge to finish what you'd started, desperate to ease Aegon's mind with his brother's tense presence.
Your tender hands moved towards, tugging at Aegon's tight pants just a tiny bit lower, as his stiff, girthy cock plunged forward. The sight excited you like it had the first time, and you felt Aegon's eyes hovering above with dreading suspense. One pudgy hand found its way down to his cock, poorly attempting to act as a barricade, yet you swiftly swat it away, before teasingly biting at his plump fingers. You mindlessly let out a little snicker, which thankfully for Aegon's quick instincts, was muffled with a sudden eruption of a cough.
"Uh- You okay there?" Aemond suspiciously enquired, as his unimpressed gaze pondered over his elder.
"Y-Yes, carry on-"
Your lips eagerly resumed once more, picking up the familiar pace it once ensued, as you coated and lapped at his thick cock. Your dizzy head bobbing up and down, side to side in a sensual motion, your keen tongue slurping at his hot seed pooling from the throbbing tip.
"M-Mhmm-" Aegon hummed, his breathing once more growing denser, as he evidently began to struggle maintaining normalcy.
"Aeg- Do you understand? We need these deadlines to be sorted ASAP. The team needs to reach the target budget or else we suffer a huge loss to our competitors... Those fucking Baratheons-"
"Y-Yep, gotcha. I-Is that all?" Aegon thickly heaved, taking a grand breath in, holding it for a split second to recoup his sense to persevere.
"You sure you're okay? You look a little tense... Did you eat too much again? You do know the food doesn't run away once its cooked, right, hog?"
"Fuck off, dickhead. Close the door on your way out-"
With much anticipation of Aemond's exit, the shutting of the door and your mouthful wonders, Aegon's warm, thickly coated seed shot rapidly down your throat, swallowing his bliss.
Aegon loudly gasped for air, as he slowly regained his senses, pulling himself out. The handkerchief he initially gave, still remained on your lap, reusing it to clean up his enamored mess.
"God, you needy, impatient little thing. You couldn't wait till he left, huh? So desperate for this fat fucking cock, you just couldn't help yourself to seconds, hm?"
"You have a conference meeting in 30 minutes, Aeg... I was simply just being time efficient," You innocently jested, as you comfortably sat yourself down on Aegon's wide, tubby thighs, his plush, meaty stomach pressed against your frame, almost trying to push you off. His pudgy hips pooled at his sides, as you poked at the dense adipose tissue beneath, yearning a sudden yelp from Aegon.
"30 minutes you say? That's plenty of time-"
"Plenty of time for what?"
"To fuck you stupid on this desk till your practically too useless to work for the rest of the evening...Does an early mark sound good, Princess?"
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