Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse
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Achilles: Hector, my arch enemy.
Agamemnon: … I thought I was your arch enemy?
Achilles: I have a life outside of you, Agamemnon.
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Credit goes to Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens.
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Odysseus: Why is Achilles so sad?
Patroclus: He took one of those ‘What character are you?’ quizzes.
Odysseus: And?
Patroclus: He got Agamemnon.
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Diomedes: with Odysseus I could walk straight into fire and come out unharmed
Odysseus: go on you're making me tingly
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*Achilles and Patroclus are having a fight.*
Achilles: EAT SHIT AND DIE.
Patroclus: BITE ME.
Achilles: Neck?
Patroclus:
Patroclus: Don't make it too obvious.
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Photos of The Trojan War, 1194–1184 BC (estimated), Colourised.
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6 y/o Achilles: I'm old enough to say frick!
Phoenix: No you are not.
Achilles: I'll say it anyway!
Thetis, from the other room: No you fucking won't!
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Thetis: “Achilles will die when he kills Hector”
Patroclus: “Hmmm”
Patroclus: “How hard would it be to kill Hector?”
Thetis: “I don’t know, what are you think-“
Patroclus: *on his way to kill Hector so the prophecy can’t turn true*
Thetis: *second guessing why she ever disliked Patroclus*
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Name a bigger "oh shit" moment than when Hector realised he killed Patroclus and Achilles is still alive
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this........... this is accurate, right.
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