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elumish · 2 months

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In the wake of what's going on in the world, I see a lot of rhetoric that basically boils down to the idea that everyone has a responsibility to watch every bad thing that's going on in the world all the time. That awareness itself is a responsibility that everyone has always.

I'm not going to say that people do or don't have a responsibility to be aware of things, but I want to talk about how to take care of yourself and others while doing so.

For some context, I spent close to a year and a half reading about every terrorist attack in the world as part of my work on the Global Terrorism Database. It was 2015/2016, so this was the height of ISIS/Daesh, it was a major time for Boko Haram, and it was when there was a lot of political violence that we weren't sure how to classify in places like Yemen, Crimea, and Libya (stuff the GTD didn't know how to classify had all of is information recorded, and then it went into purgatory until someone above my paygrade decided what to do with it). What this means is that I was spending 10-20 hours a week reading about hundreds or thousands of attacks a month and, in my case, recording infomation about the type of attack and the type of weapon. Much of my life was reading terrible things.

Limit what you do in isolation. One of the worst changes for me during that time, mental health-wise (even though it was great for my commute) was when I went from working in-person to working remotely. With other people, there are ways to diffuse the pain. A burden shared is a burden halved and all that. That may mean talking about it, or joking about it, or finding some other way to engage with it that isn't just reading about the most horrible things in the world and then stewing in your own thoughts about them.

Find something to do that's totally unrelated. I highly recommend finding something to do with your hands, if you can (knitting, Lego, cooking, whatever), but regardless of what it is, you should have some time when you entirely switch away to something different. During a fair amount of my time with the GTD, I was also doing my undergrad thesis about terrorism on TV, so a huge amount of my life was about terrorism in some way. The only other thing I watched was Great British Bake Off, and I would just rewatch the episodes, over and over.

Be compassionate about how you share information and with whom. Use trigger warnings, and consider using consistent tagging on places like Tumblr so people can blacklist it if they need to. Also consider whether it's appropriate or necessary to share photos of bodies or other results of horrible violence. What is it accomplishing, to show that? Can that goal be accomplished other ways that don't require the equivalent of jumpscares of unexpected photos of dead or brutalized people? Are you just showing it because you think that everyone should have to see it? If you are showing it, are there ways to mitigate against harm it may do?

Do what you can to avoid an echo chamber. Sometimes, when everyone around you is upset or angry about the same thing, it just amplifies itself, and you all get angrier and more upset in perpetuity without accomplishing anything.

Work towards action. Watching terrible things happen for the sake of saying that you haven't looked away isn't as meaningful as taking action in some way. Write to your Congressperson. Donate. Do whatever is appropriate for the thing you want to stop. But penance via watching terrible things happen doesn't accomplish anything.

Recognize compassion fatigue and do what you can to mitigate it. If you spend long enough doing this, you start to lose context, and you start to become less able to have compassion about things. If you're reading about attacks with dozens or hundreds of deaths regularly, five can start to not seem like that many. If you're reading only about the worst suffering in the world, "lesser" suffering of those around you can start to seem unimportant and petty. Do what you can to mitigate that.

Be kind to yourself. You do nobody any good if you burn out. Look away, if you need to. Take a break. Do things so you can enjoy life, because otherwise you are just another person suffering in the world. Other people's pain isn't a hair shirt for you to wear.

#elumish blogs #compassion fatigue #activism

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cannibalvore · 2 years

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god had to make me this picky about vore bc he knew i'd be a menace if i had no boundaries abt it

#lol but like #the answer as to why im this way is prolly bc of how scared i get when i see it in media #like movies? if its a jumpscare/unexpected/i didnt go looking for it i panic #like legit phobia #and then i end up like this :/ 8yr old me didnt run away frm h.tt.yd crying so id end up this fucked up #pitvore

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latay7 · 1 month

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hi do you have any headcanons for abel and abyss?

Why hello helllooooo ><

Thay you so much for your request and i hope i fullflled your wish how you wanted

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General headcannons for Abyss and Abel ☆

ੈ✩‧₊˚genre : i think fluff with a few mentions of their background stories

ੈ✩‧₊˚Note : idk why is it taking me so long to do the requests 🥲

(Btw Devider by the amazing : @saradika )

Abyss razor

For starters , we know how is our poor boy when comes to girls💀💔like , i love this man but....he is ...miserable.

So you can defently imagine the one sided tension between you too , but you were patient and gentle with him , it wasn't easier for him eaither.

At first , it took a while , but then he slowly warmed up to you because he saw how much of you were wiling to accept him for who he was. Which was something he questioned for a while.(my man will throw himself out the window if a female touched him )

I mean , not many people saw him as something other than a curse because of his eye , and being a part of the Magia Lupus , people feared him , stayed away from him.

But he was met with your kindness that no one has ever given him. He found himself thinking , Overthinking , why , why were you like this , to him ?? He was a monster , a curse...

But you saw beyond that , you saw the poor soul inside him that had to endure all that suffering , the little child that never got to feel love before , locked up in a dark room to cry himself to sleep , regretting being born , everyday.

If he was to describe it , it was how your hand slowly inches towards his so you don't jumpscare him , how you go easy with his overwhelmed self , your sickening sweet words thay he heard not with his ears , but his heart , the heart that was in you hands , and to sum it up. (i talk a lot...i know)

He loves words of affirmation and quality time , because it makes him feel the dedication and love you have for him , it makes him feel alive. And i think that he slowly leans towards physical touch since it was smth that we can say he NEVER had any of it in his life.

In return , he gives you acts of service and quality time as well (idk why but i think he's not that great with forming sentences , especially when girls) , he tries his best so you stay with him so he can live in your eternal love and warmth.

Abel and the Magia lupus know about you , athough he tries to keep you away from the latter , he sometimes tend to tell him about you when Abel notices his mood or behaviour being better than the previous days , and tbh , i feel like Abel would be a but delighted to see that change in Abyss (this is a wild take that i have no idea what basis is it taking.....headcanon w/o the head)

"Be careful of my heart won't you , see , you're taking it home with uou tonight , please , don't break it"

Abel Walker

You can fix him (wtf am i smoking)

Jokes aside , Abel , before his encounter with with Mash and you , had a very....specific....percpective of the world , but after you heard his story , you too were willing go change his looks towards the world and the people.

Approaching him was VERY difficult , let alone having a conversation with him , but you were consistant until Mash did what he did and Abel...opened up.

When you two got to talk , you tried to tell him more about what you think and see in this life but he seemed to dissmiss you , he didn't deny your ideas but he ignored you the first times.

He did that because you were kind and lovely , just like his mother , so he was intrigued , which led to unexpected outcome.

He starts showing up to you , out of te blue, for no reason 💀just to do whatever , you're studying at the library? He's there studying too, which is wierd because he as well denies the idea you're getting about him wanting go be friends.

But you're like "yeah sure buddy , whatever helps you sleep at night". He's curious , why do you think the way you think , he of course remembers his mother like that too , but he wanted to know more.

You show him , bit by bit , everything beautiful in life , and how forgivness is more powerful than revenge , and how helping others will benefit you more than focuisng on only yourself.

He didn't realise it and fell in love with you , and here , a new story began.

He's not that great with physical touch but he will always be there when you need him , freeing his schedule to be with you.

You're well acquainted with the Magia Lupus as well , (which he threatened : if anything happens to her on your watch , you're paying the price) so they to be as welcoming as ever with you.

He tells you about his mother and watchsd how you smile when he describes her and her kindness to you , and how you sympathise with him about her death.

You do everything you can to find the kind hearted soul in him , and despite him denying it , you're not gonna give up.

"It's you , despite everything , it's still you"

That was crazy , ahhhhhhhh it took me soo long im sorrryyy

And i hope i did well because this was quite the risk that i took

Anyway , i noticed that i curse a lot so im sorry if that bothers anyone-

And hope u like my next works! I'll try to be quick

#mashle x reader #mashle: magic and muscles #mashle #mashle x you #abyss razor #abyss razor x reader #abyss razor x you #abel walker #abel walker x reader #abel mashle #abyss mashle #abel x reader

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 1 year

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How about MC who just finds the weirdest places to sit because they have a mentality like a cat ("if it fits I sits" and "the higher the better")

pretty sure this Mc is the closest Satan will ever get to having a cat, hope you´ll like it

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Lucifer:

at this point it´s just expected to see you in one of the Cupboards while he searches for his morning coffee

all you get is a good morning and get out of there before he has to force you

despite being used to it he does not tolerate your hobby, very rude of him if you ask me

you also hide in his closet once and even managed to scare him, but this was more because you sneaked in there while he was awake

also he heard you sneeze and jumped from the unexpected noise

a shame you didn´t have a camera or something similar with you it would have made for a funny picture/video

Mammon:

he hates that you keep hiding under his car to take a nap

partially because you´re scaring him when you come out of nowhere and he can´t tell anyone how he truly feels about you when you are around

or the time where you hid in his clothes to scare him

he denies that he was scared but the entire Devildom could hear him scream

he hates this habit of yours

everyday feels like a Horror Movie with you and he doesn´t know where you are

doesn´t help that you hide in your own room and no one can find you there

Leviathan:

how do you keep sneaking into his bathtub!? or hiding in his aquariums…

wait how do you keep sneaking in them and survive for hours!?

he´s very suspicious if you are even a Human, which I mean either way he would be right

this is even worse than the time he found you in the pantry and fainted

or literally any time he finds you, he´s convinced you don´t have any bones in your body

and the fact he found you in the washing machine multiple times cements this

Satan:

he would appreciate it more if he had a cat, when cats squeeze themselves anywhere it´s cute

and in your case? most of the times horrifying

especially because you keep hiding in his books stacks to jumpscare him

or that he actually saw you hide in a bottle once, no one knows how you got in there and how you got out of there without breaking anything of yours or the bottle

after this he decided to do some test

which was just him leaving out different objects hoping you would hide in them and he can see how you even fit

Asmodeus:

Mc stop hiding in his bathtub, if you want to surprise him choose something nicer

and stop hiding in his closet he keeps finding crumbs in there

and he saw you sit in a bottle once, he has no idea how you even got in there because the bottle neck was smaller than a Human

and you keep hiding in the smallest and most impossible places to scare him

but he is envious about how flexible you are, almost makes him jealous

but he hopes you could use that flexibility for something more fun~<3

Beelzebub:

so you are like Belphie but you´re just doing everything fully conscious and not sleep walking?

but he is worried that you keep crawling into the chandelier to hide from people

and you keep falling out of it to get down

he also saw you hide under Belphie´s bed, the only reason it was Belphie´s bed was because his is covered in crumbs

and you constantly hide in the pantry so you can have some peace and quiet

while also jumpscaring everybody who walks in there

and he saw you crawl into a bucket where you should not fit, he does not know if you´re a Human

Belphegor:

most of the time he doesn´t even notice your weird habit, he just knows he´s following his favorite pillow

and that you are somewhere he has to climb up to or can´t fir into

he can´t count the times he found you curled up into the laundry basket or a cardboard box

or that you´re often times in a very small crawlspace in the attic

he hates it especially because you sometimes hide in places to jumpscare him

and he can´t find you when you are hiding, it´s like your suddenly invisible

he even found you in a mouse hole once, to be fair it was a Devil Mouse and they are as big as cats but still a very small place

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tazzertopia · 8 months

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phantom troupe: do they snore?

this idea for phantom troupe hcs came to me randomly at 2:00am last night so enjoy xoxo

chrollo

-probably not unexpected but not really

-he’s generally a super quiet sleeper

-the loudest he ever is in his sleep is breathing loudly on occasion

-his lack of snoring is most likely attributed by the fact he’s a very light sleeper

-he’s one of those bitches who will wake up because the whistling of the wind was slightly louder than usual

uvogin

-his ass sounds like a heavy metal concert when he sleeps

-his snores are earth-shaking. ear-splitting. pain-inducing.

-his snores single handedly contribute to noise pollution

-think of how loud your dad snores and x1000

-if the troupe members have to share a room at any point during a mission, they will throw a whole rock paper scissors tournament to see who’s taking one for the team and sacrificing their sleep (it’s usually nobunaga)

-because covering his mouth with a sock doesn’t stop the snoring, the troupe have an emergency weighted blanket on standby

-the complete opposite of chrollo, this man could sleep in an active war zone and and not budge an inch (in other words you cannot wake his ass up by force to get him to stop snoring so the only option is to wait it out or sleep somewhere else)

pakunoda

-the most silent sleeper ever

-not even a peep from miss pakunoda

-the ideal person to share a bed with. she doesn’t snore, her breathing is inaudible and she’s extremely still

-almost unnerving in a way bc she looks dead when she sleeps

-if you were to share a bed with her you’d probably spend most of the night checking her pulse to ensure she is actually alive and breathing

phinks

-he’s one of those people who when he snores the buildup is super loud but he exhales quietly (i hope that makes sense)

-ljke the buildup is super dragged out like hhhHhhhhhhUUUHHHUUUH but the exhale is just hoooooooo !!

-idk how to express snoring via text so you may have to act it out to know what i mean

-honestly this type of snoring is arguably worse than uvogin’s bc at least his is consistent whereas phinks will give you hope that he’s finally stopped snoring until it starts up again ☹️☹️😢

-he will forever deny he snores tho

feitan

-comedic ass snore

-probably snores like mimimimimimimimi zzzzzzzzz 😴💤😴💤😴💤

-he sleeps like he should be wearing a night cap and a long night gown with a candle on his bedside table

-trying not to piss yourself laughing while he’s snoring if you’re still awake is an olympic level sport

-one time shalnark recorded him while he was snoring and showed it to him (when he was down with him, he ensured the recording was eradicated from his phone)

-ik realistically he would probably be a silent sleeper but the idea of him sounding like a whole cartoon character is actually hilarious to me

shalnark

-sleep? WHAT’S THAT? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 (get it because he’s the tech whiz so he probably stays up all night gaming lololololol XDD)

-probably a loud ass mouth breather

-like he sounds like a broken ventilator sometimes

-he sounds like he ran a lap around mt everest before bed why is he so loud

-if you pissed him off during the day he would probably amp up the volume on his breathing to prevent you from sleeping well (now we’re both mad xx)

shizuku

-for the most part very quiet

-occasionally she will jumpscare you awake by randomly snoring out of no where

-like you’ll wake up to this loud ass noise only to realise it was just shizuku

-sometimes she’ll wake up aswell and accuse you of snoring

-aside from that pretty quiet- not as ideal to share a bed with as pakunoda but fine for the most part as long as you don’t mind surprises

nobunaga

-i feel like he’d have one of those super low growly snores ???????

-like those low, shaky ones

-the ones that kinda sound like grunts

-idk if i’m making sense so i pray i am 🙏

-they’re not that bad tho bc they’re quiet enough to not keep you awake and are low-key kinda relaxing

-if you’re gonna share a bed with anyone who snores, it’s nobunaga

machi

-another generally quiet sleeper except for occasionally sighing in her sleep

-from time to time she’ll just go like huhhhhhhhh :// and then will go back to being quiet again

-don’t bring it up the next day tho bc she WILL deny it and seem embarrassed

-you can tell when she’s having a nice dream based on how often she sighs

franklin

-surprisingly quiet

-you wouldn’t expect his oversized enormous ass to be quiet but he is

-similar to chrollo, the most you’re getting out of him is some occasionally loud breathing

-aside from that he’s a quiet sleeper

bonolenov

-i feel like bc of the holes in his body he’d probably make a whistling sound in his sleep

-like a pan flute

-not the worst tho bc like nobunaga it’s low high key relaxing

-free asmr what could be better xxx

kortopi

-quiet as hell

-are we really surprised

-sorry to the two kortopi fans out there but i can’t be bothered to think of anything to add on he’s just quiet

another tazzertopia classic 💯💯💯💯 if you like these hc posts pls give me requests (idk if the ask box is visible on my profile but do it through here or via the comments) bc these are super fun, i can also do other characters too !!! if i do more i might start doing them for other shows anyways bye xoxoxoxoxoxoxox

#hunter x hunter #hxh #phantom troupe #chrollo #phinks magcub #pakunoda #machi komacine #shizuku murasaki #feitan #shalnark #nobunaga hazama #uvogin #hxh headcanons #hxh x reader #phantom troupe brainrot is eating me alive #give me suggestions pretty please with a cherry on top xx

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leefl00f · 4 months

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A story of when I almost watched a tword scene with my family :3

Lil Me at the family gathering, watching a cartoon: Oh boy! I love this cartoon! I hope nothing unexpecting happe—

*A freaking plant comes down and wrecks the group*

Me: *destroys the tv before anybody else saw* Oops! Sorry I thought I saw a giant mosquito on the screen and thought a hammer was alright to kill it! Those things get bigger by the years hahaha!

(that didn’t really happened but why do kid shows jumpscare you with tickle scenes at random times?!)

#floof speaks #:3c #sfw tk blog #sfw tk community #sfw tickling community #tword thoughts #tword post #tword content #I actually changed the channel and ran into another room to process what I saw #it was so embarrassing #and in front of my whole family??#Why cartoon shows?! Why must you do that to me all those years ago?!#*banging my paws against the floor*#*explodes*#that was also the time where I actually liked mischievous vines/plants wrecking a character to bits #so I guess I’ll give it that #But I will never forgive it airing at a time like that

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bl00dst41ned · 8 months

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˖⁺‧₊˚♡ here’s a little masterlist ♡˚₊‧⁺˖

♡ = fic/blurb - ❁ = headcanon - ❦ = smau

jobe bellingham

♡ safe place

♡ fair date

♡ barbie world

♡ face heat

❁ the art of annoying jobe

♡ lover’s day

❦ a february 14th with jobe

♡ birthday girl

♡ jumpscare

♡ internet sensation (❦)

♡ take care

♡ playing games

♡ family ties

♡ not so discreet

♡ playing games pt 2

♡ never ending

❁ celebrating jobe's birthday

♡ break needed

❦︎ all mine

trent alexander-arnold

♡ the other man

♡ final obstacle ('the other man' pt2)

♡ baby tears

♡ on the dot

♡ glimpse of us

jude bellingham

♡ lost and found

♡ catering day ('lost and found' pt2)

♡ catching flights

♡ my little secret (series) - masterlist

❁ goals and cars

♡ another lifetime

❦︎ unexpected

❦︎ just another love song

kóstas tsimíkas

♡ timeless redamancy

virgil van dijk

♡ chop it off

♡ hold me in the cold

levi colwill

❁ that time of the month

“love songs” concept

❁ jobe bellingham

❁ jude bellingham

❁ trent alexander-arnold

❁ virgil van dijk

❁ kóstas tsimíkas

extras

♡ snooze (sza x justin bieber)

#written by bl00dst41ned #jobe bellingham #jude bellingham #trent alexander arnold #kostas tsimikas #virgil van dijk #levi colwill #sza #justin bieber

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calware · 6 months

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i left this AIGA article open in a different tab for a few hours and when i went back to it. it was FILLED WITH EYES???

quick question–WHY do they do this??? imagine expecting to go back to a normal article and instead getting THIS, it's not that scary of an image on its own but it was so unexpected it managed to freak me out. why are they trying to jumpscare me

#scopophobia #tw paranoia

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caramelarchive · 5 months

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╾ Assorted Box of Headcanons

like a box of chocolates!

for L (strawberry chunk white chocolate swirl), Light (orange tang dark cocoa drink), Misa (chocolate mint icecream parfait) and Matsuda (chocolate mousse + full milk cream) I have moved to my main @lawlietscaramels please follow there for new content!

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L: strawberry chunk white chocolate swirl

I think L's actually very prone to getting freaked out by jumpscares and unexpected loud noises. For this reason he hates horror movies and thunder. If he happens to experience a fright like this, he'll either go very very still and start trembling, OR he will jump ten feet in the air, drop whatever he's holding, and curse loudly.

I don't think L swears much outside of that, actually.

if you wear glasses he'll just put his hands on your face at any given moment to push them up your nose because the lenses aren't even in front of your eyes any more and what is wrong with you.

he would not kiss you if you have recently eaten something that does not contain heart-attack levels of caffeine and sugar.

yeah he's actually pretty germophobic.. at the same time man will straight up forget to have a shower/shave/brush his teeth.

well actually for that last one he just eats peppermint candy and calls it a day.

When L's handcuffed to Light, they sleep in the same bed. Well, usually L's still working, but he actually does a lot of things in Light's side of the bed. Like eat his food. especially crunchy crumbly food. petty ass.

if you can manage to sit on his lap while he's in his 40% frog pose you can stay there.

you will be used as a stress ball.

feed him sweets. he'll melt once he's distracted from work enough to realise your fingers are pressing the candies into his mouth

what lovely hands you have perhaps you should put them in his mouth

L loves the rain but I think he would prefer experiencing it in a small garden rather than a rooftop. or just in a driveway. the rooftops are just too high. he can see everything and it makes him feel small at a time he wants to feel at one with the whole world.

I'm seriously debating over whether he can square dance you drunk or if he has three left feet because it's one extreme or the other

his wardrobe looks like Homer Simpson's.

sigh. I kind of feel like L is often too busy to shave and usually has some degree of stubble. if you don't like it help him shave please he'll die kiss you

L probably has a lot of burner phones but no matter how you contact him, even in person, you're only allowed to call him L or Lawliet when you are completely completely definitely alone and you'll usually have to whisper. whisper in his ear and lick his neck he will literally shiver

anyway the point I was ACTUALLY going to make is call him lollipop (sweets. and sounds like Lawli-pop)

likes to just stare at you. no emotion in those pretty bottomless grey eyes of his but his internal monologue has suddenly switched to describe everything he likes about you.

big sucker for kisses. no time. :(

Light: orange tang dark cocoa drink

Okay but Light, when he isn't Kira, would actually be the sweetest boyfriend alive. Now yes I know he's portrayed as bored and apathetic but if he fell in love he would fall HARD!! to the centre of the earth!!! in his confession he might even propose getting married and raising 10 kids!!

honestly this kid shuts himself off from other people as much as L does, the only difference is that he's easier to get to. be his friend. ask about him.

sigh he'd buy you flowers.

he's got such a goofy laugh he sounds like a baby hyena or something.

Light is the kind of guy who would have the weirdest dreams. like "my entire class from high school went to a water park and I uncovered a cult that was plotting to kill me and sacrifice me to the teacher and-" if you let him explain in detail it's going on for hours.

every time L eats his food on Light's side of the bed, Light cuts his nails on L's side of the bed. petty ass #2

he would not like an "orange tang dark cocoa drink."

I feel like the best way to meet Light would be through the school's debate team. I started thinking about this when watching the musical (it wasn't a debate team but it WAS a debate)

omg if you managed to BEAT him?

who is this. he must know immediately. and also you were wrong back there- you hang out in the library? why hello there

his favourite food as a child was dinosaur nuggies. he thought they were made from dinosaur meat.

he still loves dino nuggies

okay as for when Light IS Kira. some of this is for if you have a relationship beforehand, some if you meet after.

you're actually one of the few people, along with Sayu and to some degree his parents, who he REALLY doesn't want to tell in case you hate him. but at the same time would you like to be the first angel of the new world?????

so he tries to figure out what you think of Kira. God or the Devil?

please love him. please don't hate him.

and let's be honest even if you don't think much of yourself you'd be much better help than Misa, who cut her life in half anyway.

I think Light's the kind of guy who, if he did perchance meet you as a detective on the Task Force would condition you to like him with a neat little psychological trick we like to call POSITIVE REINFORCEMENT.

you get something you like every time you see him and soon enough you get excited to see him!

at the same time he's constantly making you question whether Kira SHOULD be caught, all Inception style.

you'll love him. or you'll die. jk! (he's not)

Misa: chocolate mint icecream parfait

when she was little she wore rainbow clothes. real 180 when it turned to black black black.

loooves the beach.

sand! sun! swimming! bikini modelling! seashells! surfboards! sexy men with no shirts on! LIGHT WITH NO SHIRT ON!!!!

Misa has a really large collection of earrings of all types. kittens, the solar system, swords.

If you're friends with her she'll eventually pull you along to a modelling gig. No matter how much you protest, it will eventually happen. You'll just be there. Just pray Misa didn't forget to check the schedule and today is lingerie day.

she has 4000 photos on her phone, 3500 of which are selfies and 1750 of which have you in them.

her favourite Pokémon is Stufful!

Misa loves making origami and had a couple hundred paper cranes hanging from the roof of her bedroom when she lived with her parents.

This girl's FAVOURITE thing to do is hold hands. She would never let go if possible. Paint her fingernails and do her makeup, she'd be utterly devoted to you forever and ever. She'll do the same for you if you want.

Has a great singing voice!

Loves flowers. she reminds me of sunflowers in particular. give her bouquets. she'll put them everywhere and watch them slowly die with a smile.

Out of all food "types" I think Misa would like pastries and bakery food the most.

Her favourite letter used to be "L" but then she met L and it immediately became "H". "L" is now number 26 on the list.

Misa has the biggest collection of unused stickers and stamps to ever exist. She thinks they're really pretty.

if you're dating her or even someone else, DOUBLE DATES. anywhere and everywhere. parks. movies. restaurants. she will show up in your bedroom at night.

dressed up as the grim reaper for the past 5 Halloweens straight. only ate candy in pink wrapping.

she's a little like a cat in that she's prone to just knock coffee over paperwork or press her hands all over your keyboard. but, like a cat, she's too adorable to be angry at.

pick her up. spin her around. kiss her.

Matsuda: chocolate mousse + full milk cream

got really excited when Misa started talking about Pokémon but realised she just liked them because they're cute.. sob! he just wants someone to play Pokémon Go! with him!!!!

a very good chef. more actual meals than pastries etc though.

ughhhh his chicken parmigiana tastes like HEAVEN. the salad on the side is LIQUID GOLD.

just a silly little man who takes four tries to tie his tie properly every morning.

he can walk on his hands *bites lip sexily and accidentally breaks the skin, gets an infection and goes to hospital*

sigh he's so pathetic I love him

but goddamn. you guys remember that episode Matsuda overheard the Yotsuba meeting?? When he got his colour like L and Light AND HIS EXPRESSION???

sometimes he has unintentional moments like that, so serious and cool.

If you were dating him during the Kira case he'd ask L to help him erase every single record of your name to protect you. if L didn't agree the first time he'd make sweets with you to give to him. Matsuda is as cunning as anyone when he needs to be, though he hates doing it and can usually get along with puppy eyes.

"you really don't have to do that" when you tell him you love him or kiss him or just smile at him. he's too nice for his own good.

please coach him out of people pleasing.

I think he'd be really into camping actually!! can you imagine him in a silly little hat sitting around a campfire and toasting s'mores and damper?

His ENTIRE face lights up when he sees you. He thinks he's slick about hiding his crush from you but he really isn't.

he would just die if you had time to cuddle and watch a movie together one night. little kissies and calling him cute and really in general not watching the movie, just cuddling

He'd be the best friend EVER. super supportive and funny and generally just great. he'd make you soup if you got sick. he would hold your hair out of your face when you threw up. and then he would probably have to throw up too.

sorry that got a little gross dhbdbd

uhh Matsuda only drives Mazdas. he thinks it's funny (the name of the car came from the surname Matsuda). I think he'd like blue cars.

he likes to decorate the Task Force for the holidays to bring cheer and raise morale. he's the one reason nobody's gone insane yet (except Light but that couldn't be helped)

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Rook: Oh catch me, my beau!

Azul: Why are you always so dramatic, sire?

Ace and Floyd: *laughing*

Ace: This is so good!

Floyd: Didn't know Azul have it in him. Heh heh.

Jade: He's doing well for a last minute notice.

Deuce: By the way, what happened? I thought MC was supposed to be portraying as a butler.

Ace: Yeah! Why did Azul replace them?

Jade: There was an unexpected incident. MC called us and requested Azul to fill their role for them.

Floyd: Oh. Does that mean they're playing a different role?

Jade: Yes. It seems like it.

Azul: Please enter, Sir Rein. The master would not want you to catch a cold on this chilly evening.

Vil: I'm waiting for someone.

Azul: I see. I will leave you be.

Vil: ...

Vil: *pulls out a small music box and plays it*

*Its sad melody echoes in the room*

Ace: Yikes. Why does it feel so creepy?

Deuce: Wait. The scene before this was when he was arguing with a childhood friend.

Floyd: Yeah. But they didn't show who was that childhood friend.

Ace: It sounds like Epel though.

Jade: Epel's voice fits for a child, I guess.

Deuce: Let's not forget that Rein (Vil) has been problematic since the start of the story. He may have friends, but he still have unresolved issues.

Floyd: Er, I don't like all this talking.

Deuce: S-Sorry.

*A figure approaches Vil from behind* *wrapping him in an embrace*

*The audience gasped*

Ace: H-Hold up!

Jade: Ah, now my guess has been confirmed.

Floyd: Hush! I want to hear what they're saying!

Vil: What took you so long?

MC: *smiles* Why, Rein? Have you been waiting for me?

Vil: ...

MC: *holds his hand* See? You can't live without me. *kissing it*

Vil: ...

Vil: I want to end this.

MC: *their gaze suddenly turns sharp* End?

MC: What are you on about, Rein?

Vil: I'm tired... walking behind your shadow.

Vil: Let's end this.

Vil: I don't need you anymore.

Ace: Oooohhh SHIT!

Floyd: *stood up from his seat and yells* Tell 'em, Rein!

Jade: Floyd, could you please sit down?

Malleus: *rubs his arm*

Lilia: Did you feel the chill, Malleus?

Malleus: Yes. MC has been an excellent actor and even from this distance, I could feel their brewing wrath.

Lilia: They've always been a genius. And also, Epel Felmier has done a great job in portraying the villain's childhood role. *chuckles*

Malleus: Ah, that's right. *smiles* MC might've let him to be the throughout villain, however, he said that he doesn't have the necessary chemistry to be paired by Schoenheit.

Lilia: Nevertheless, if the crowd was annoyed earlier, now they're fuming mad.

Vil: *has shot MC on the chest trying to protect himself after they kidnapped him*

MC: *lying motionlessly on the floor*

Vil: *carefully approaches them*

*the audience feeling the tension*

Vil: *kneels next to them* I'm sorry... I never wanted to do this.

Vil: *goes to caress their cheek*

Ace: *hugging Deuce's arm*

Deuce: Oi!

Ace: I'm bracing for the jumpscare.

Deuce: Huh?

Vil: If only fate had been kinder to us.

Vil: *about to let go when MC suddenly grabs his hand* *genuinely shocking him*

MC: Rein... You're the only... one I have... *opens their eyes and smiles*

Vil: ...

Vil: *goes to close their eyes with his other hand*

Vil: *cries* Why don't you ever... let me go?

*the curtain falls*

The audience: *was silent for a few seconds before they started clapping*

Vil and MC: ...

MC: *chuckles*

MC: Great job, Vil.

Vil: ...

Vil: *smiles* Thank you. *helps them to get up*

Rook: Everyone! Get ready for the curtain call!

Vil: We should hurry.

MC: Yes.

*Before the show*

Pomefiore student: Housewarden! The actor for the villain role got sick!

Vil: What?!

Epel: Wh-What should we do now?

Vil: We can't delay the show!

Rook: But who's going to play for the villain's role? We haven't prepared for a backup.

MC: *chuckles* You're wrong with that, Rook.

Rook: Pardon?

MC: I know the script. *smiles*

Vil: ...

Vil: *remembers their last encounter* ...

MC: Are you confident to act with me, Vil?

Vil: *smiles* Of course. Don't fail me.

MC: *chuckles* That's the spirit.

#twisted wonderland #twst mc #twst vil #twst ace #twst deuce #twst jade #twst floyd #twst azul #twst rook #twst epel #twst malleus #twst lilia #twst what you truly deserve

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