theworstcreature
I Hope I Made You Smile, Its All Ive Ever Wanted
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#I know this is a very ‘little kid who’s addicted to sugar’ flavor combo but I PROMISE it slaps#ok so chocolate chip pancakes with whipped cream#REAL maple syrup (none of that nasty ass ms buttersworth or whatever#and a chocolate syrup drizzle#the PERFECT combo#been pulling off that combo for years
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Yes this poll is very biased in favor of North America lol
#oh god Nickelodeon and this one show about Steve Irwin’s daughter CARRIED my childhood#nobody I know has even heard of the amazing bindi the jungle girl#but one day#one day I’ll find someone who was ALSO beyond obsessed with her as a kid#she had be begging on my knees to my parents to take me to Australia 😭😭#I only ever had an abundance of dvds of her#my parents actually do not remember how we even heard of the show or got the dvds in the first place#bc we are Americans and I’ve never seen that show on live tv in my LIFE#but yeah her and SpongeBob basically formed my childhood
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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works
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Man I need to find a new awesome hyper fixation.. preferably a skill I can take up so I don’t feel quite as bad about doing what I want because at least then id be getting something outta it….. life’s gettin too boring I need to spice things up
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!! NEW TAYLOR SWIFT LYRIC LEAK !!
The toilet was empty,
Nothing would come out
All I could do was pout
I screamed and shouted
And tried to out it
But it just stayed empty
The gyatt came,
She ate my name
She killed meeeee (ooh ooh)
She killed meeeee (ooh ooh)
It’s the rizz beeeeeee.
He farted when he kissed me
He never even missed me
And I farted,
And I sharted
#I somehow misread leak as take and just kinda accepted that these were real lyrics#and then wondered what your take on them were#and then realized I can’t fucking read
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Nerdy Fact #1434: Wonder Woman was originally based on two women: the wife of creator William Marston and one of his former students that both he and his wife had sexual encounters with.
(Source.)
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If you were to walk into the portion of my brain dedicated to making facial expressions so people know I’m engaged in the conversation, all you would see is this
#neurodivergent#autism#neurodivergent memes#animal jam#aj#ajc#animal jam classic#jamblr#shitpost#shitposting
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You wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me
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if you collect zero shards in tfd you get the secret ending where liza falls off the balancing act shit shes doing and fucking dies. mr animal jam told me this and then she wont appear in any of the adventures shes in anymore (new awful creepypasta)
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Man I love how any ship with obi wan just works. He really is the multi purpose tool of shipping
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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WOAGH 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
#ajr#ajr brothets#neotheater#expect at least one more neotheater post today#the photo was taken by me in a moving car today#I should’ve used a stock photo but whatever
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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GUYS ITS NEOTHEATER DAY ITS NEOTHEATER DAY HELL YES
#ajr#ajr brothers#neotheater#let’s fucking GO#IM BLASTING NEOTHEATER AS WE SPEAK#I GOT MY NECKLACE ON AND EVERYTHING#GOD I LOVE THIS ALBUM#INSANE ABOUT HER UNTIL THE WND OF MY DAYS#MUSIC
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HAPPY 5TH BIRTHDAY NEOTHEATER
I can't believe it's already been 5 years (I say as if I heard it when it came out)
#MY DARLING BELOVED NEOTHEATER HELL YESSSSSSSSSS#I LOVE THIS ALBUM WOTH MY ENTIRE HEART AND SOUL FOREVER#MY FAVORITE AJR ALBUM#<33333333333333333
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