#this is my dad's favorite quote
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Enough. I've had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts.
TED LASSO — 1.03 “Trent Crimm: The Independent”.
#tedlassogif#tedlassoedit#Ted Lasso#Jason Sudeikis#Brett Goldstein#James Lance#nessa007#userbbelcher#tvandfilm#tvedit#usernessa#vladviago#tuserliliana#this is my dad's favorite quote#my stuff#mine: believe
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recent episode on mgafs makes me so incredibly happy . april fools on tsbs never fails to deliver 🔥🔥🔥🔥
#tsams#sams#mgafs#tmgafs#the monty gator and foxy show#monty gator and foxy show#the sun and moon show#sun and moon show#tsams solar#solar tsams#killcode tsams#tsams killcode#monty's dad mgafs#mgafs monty's dad#earth tsams#tsams earth#killcode sams#sams killcode#earth sams#sams earth#solar sams#sams solar#someone give me all the funny quotes from this episode it rocks its going in my favorite episodes of all time#“do you perhaps want to unmute” - kc#idiot artz#dont mind my skewed perspective i didnt care to try
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Batman: *Walking into the manor after a day out doing Brucie things* What the-?
Damien: *hands over his ears, covered in glitter* Father, thank the Pit! You are home! Please stop them! They've been at this for two hours now.
Stephanie: *singing her heart out under a disco ball* Danger and dance! Clapping the hands
Dick: *swinging on said disco ball* ELECTRIC ELECTRIC
Tim: *sitting on Batcow (why is the cow in the house?) * When we’re out in this space! On the planet of the-
Jason: *with a hairbrush as a microphone, He’s also covered in glitter* BASS— Life, it never die
Duke: *not doing anything bad, just chilling* Women are my favorite guy.
Batman: *eye twitching, feeling his hair turn grey* Which TikTok trend is this?
Bonus-
*Later after everything’s been clean up.*
Batman: *in the cave doing casework.* tell the world, stop the war.
Batman:
Batman: Fuck
#batman#he’s just a stressed dad lol#batdad#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#This song is currently my favorite thing#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#duke thomas#stephanie brown#damien wayne#this is honestly what it feels like to be in a big family when we are all getting along#it's loud and obnoxious and it makes my mom rethink her life#dc comics
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Rose , announcing she let the cats out of her room: Mewtie and Jaspers have been unleashed onto the general public.
Mom Lalonde: thats what i aaid when u started kindergarten
#submission#(this was originally about chickens btw but)#their names are pebbles and rocco and theyre my dads favorites bc their breed looks like pneguins#//#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#rose lalonde#mom lalonde#mod terezi#look at all them kittens
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Linked universe incorrect quotes (assorted) pt. 3
pt. 2
#linkeduniverse#in which Hyrule does not appear sorry bud#linked universe#linked universe memes#linked universe incorrect quotes#lu memes#memes from the floor#I am in a BAD mood#so I’m posting incorrect quotes to avoid ranting about it#dad jokes Time strikes again#warriors knows what women want#and Legend and two are salt mates#*twilight#that last one is my favorite but really I love how all these turned out
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“the universe is, and we are” okay im crying now. is that what u wanted
#outer wilds spoilers#kind of#this is my favorite quote from anything ever#i love outer wilds so much i will never be able to fully explain how it makes me feel#when i was younger my dad had a mug that said “it is what it is#and i always thought it was kinda corny#and now. lol#outer wilds
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Shouto: I accidentally made my therapist cry the other day
Shouto: she also insulted my father
Uraraka: that means that you win at therapy
Shouto: finally, something I’m good at
Uraraka: Todoroki, no-
#one of my other therapists said I was her favorite#which made me really happy at the time but thinking back probably isn’t the bes#anyway#sorry @ my new therapist#third session in and I already made you cry#she did offer to fight my dad which was nice#bnha#mha#incorrect mha quotes#mha incorrect quotes#bnha incorrect quotes#incorrect my hero academia quotes#incorrect bnha quotes#todoroki shouto#uraraka ochako#incorrect izucrew#izucrew as family#dekusquad#todoroko shoto
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“Man, this family fucks” — Beth May, upon hearing Anthony describe Adult Lark & Sparrow’s appearances
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Happy new years chucklefucks, have a grace drawing
(lyrics from 2econd 2ight 2eer (that was fun, goodbye.) by will wood)
#just saw godzilla minus one. really fuckin good#to quote my dad ‘how do the japanese do everything right’. scientist guy was my favorite#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#npmd spoilers#grace chasity#hachetfield#starkid#starkid fanart#digital fanart#fanart#digital art#art#tw slight gore
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The beautiful thing about special interests + echolalia is that it leads to fun moments like these:
I’m at work, looking up the distance between two cities to see if we service a customer’s area—just a completely mundane thing—and I discover that the cities are on opposite sides of the state.
So of course, I quote Good Omens. Just… tweaked slightly.
“They’re on opposite sides!”
“We’re on our side!”
Just… an instant rush of dopamine.
I love it here.
#autism#actually autistic#autistic adult#echolalia#quoting things is my favorite past time#my sister and I used to get in trouble for it#seriously we were banned from quoting movies at the dinner table#because we quoted entire scenes to each other instead of having the boring neurotypical non-conversations that our dad wanted#good omens#good omens season 1#Crowley#Aziraphale#ineffable husbands
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#american dad#genuinely one of my favorite bits from this show#me and my husband quote the 'oh well' so often#don't look a smith horse in the mouth#s5e10#idk why the audio is so weird
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Yang: Hey Blake do you know why calendars are often afraid??
Blake: Why?
Yang: Because their days are numbered
Blake: *laughs a little in her hand* You know, that one was wasn’t that bad
Yang: Really!? I knew you would like that one!
#rwby#rwby quotes#bumbleby#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#dad joke yang got to be one of my favorites#blake would totally laugh at all of yang's little jokes even if they weren't funny
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Favorite M2D Quotes (Parte Un)
Michael: “And, incidentally, how would you know about urges?”
Nicole: “Books and school.”
Michael: “So this knowledge about urges was not gained in any tactile manner?”
Nicole: “…I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Michael: (sighs) “You’ve made me very happy.”
Michael: “Any woman I love HAS to love you too. We’re a set.”
Nicole: “Does she have to love Joey, too?”
Michael: (smiles) “No.”
Joey: “You keep busting in here like this and you’re gonna catch one of us in a private moment.”
Judge: “I keep trying.”
Joey: “You get too close to the edge, I pull you back. Hey, that’s what I’m here for, babe.”
Michael: “Mmhm. And what am I here for?”
Joey: (sobs) “Nicole hates me!”
Michael: “I quit smoking! In ‘79!”
Joey: “You didn’t quit in ‘79, you had pneumonia and you couldn’t smoke!”
Michael: “I could smoke, I chose not to blow up the oxygen tank!”
#my two dads#michael taylor#joey harris#nicole bradford#judge margaret wilbur#m2d#had to do quotes#i have too many favorites
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Little Geralt: *points to one of Vesemir's scars* how'd you get that?
Vesemir: oh... I was shaving my arm with a knife while I was shitfaced and I gored it open down to the bone.
Little Geralt: oh.. why would you shave with a knife WHILE drunk?
Vesemir: ...well you see when you're drunk-
#the witcher#geralt of rivia#vesemir#papa vesemir#pups of kaer morhen#young geralt#incorrect witcher quotes#genuine conversations with my dad aka irl vesemir#fun fact vesemir is his favorite character (besides geralt)#hes a strange and mysterious man but also hilarious
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there is a place for me to use "let your father die energy drink" in every fandom im in and if i cannot find a place for it, my god i will make one
#anime life#i love to apply quotes from other things to my blorbos#and there's always gonna be one who needs the energy to let their dad die#anyway it's my favorite danny lavery piece. it's so good. every line in it goes so fucking hard
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“It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.”
#the bear fx#the bear#my dad’s favorite film and it might be the film I’ve seen most in my life#the way my face lit up#as I finished the quote
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