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hollywoodsargeant · 9 months

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boyish - chapter 7 12.8k words | 61.5k words total | loscar

He thinks about himself as if his entire life were put into spheres suspended above a criss-cross of sticks, and wonders if he pulled out the one in Logan’s shape, if it would all come crashing down. If the feeling in his throat is anything to go by, he thinks it would.

hello. no more vague posting about how i’m crying or struggling or giving logan a girlfriend here is for all intents and purposes entirely too many fucking words. THAT'S LIKE THE ALL OF SHARK BAIT... goodbye forever. this is the end. and it's actually not even 3 am rn which is a feat in and of itself all that aside please enjoy <3

+ as always here is a link to chapter one if you would prefer :)

#screaming crying throwing tables even #this chapter is Stupid #aka like. a lot of it is me projecting #hence all the crying #that's my bad #also. kerplunk metaphor #thank fucking god #loscar #f1 fic #f1 fanfic #f1 fic rec #0281 #boyish.miamis #i actually had to write this whole chapter isn't that crazy #no pre-written scenes #i SLACKED on sophomore year #how is this the longest chapter yet and they don’t even kiss. narrows eyes

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strawberricakeandpie · 4 months

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Laios faces greatest hits

#he’s so stupid I adore him #I swear every chapter gives us a new beautiful stupid Laios face to gaze upon #laios touden #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #marcille donato #shuro dungeon meshi

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semisolidmind · 2 months

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ok hear me out—

(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)

#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #dogday #spoilers #LISTEN HES CUTE AND HE GOT A CRIMINALLY SMALL AMOUNT OF SCREENTIME #i think he deserves to be loved and taken care of and i will give him a y/n to achieve that #this isnt my usual fare but ch 3 messed me up man #sunnyangel

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cherries-and-knives · 4 months

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Matthias: *has one Unholy™️ thought about nina*

Matthias to himself: TAKE A WALK YOU ABSOLUTE WHORE. AND WHILE YOUR AT IT YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUMP IN A RIVER YOU SLUT.

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maiko-coy · 1 month

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Your honor, they all share exactly one braincell and 80% of it are Bubba's

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #smiling critters #dogday #catnap #kickinchicken #bubba bubbaphant #The Boys tm #They may be stupid /pos #thats it theres no buts #Theyre just a lil goofy silly #main reason as to why the group keeps loosing braincells: (1) Kickin (2) Catnap #what do u call these #Smaller bodies??? Toon ver???? what

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egophiliac · 2 months

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well, I can't say I expected the new chapter to feature Idia (metaphorically) going to (metaphorical) hell, getting a pep talk from his (metaphorical) Phantom brother which helps him finally move on once and for all from his brother's death, and (metaphorically) overblotting again to fight his way back out of (metaphorical) hell, only to have his darkest fear (non-metaphorically) come true when his mom goes through his computer and finds all his secret files. but I am glad it did!

also this is all a flashback for the purpose of explaining to our group what the heck is going on (whether or not any of it is getting through is another matter)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 chapter 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 chapter 7 spoilers #it's okay she said she didn't look in the password-protected folders #your secret recipes are safe #what's up guys it's IDIA TIME #red idia. redia. is this anything #(my thoughts are all over the place so this is not going to be comprehensible sorry in advance)#woooooo and his character arc is resolved!!!!#including my new favorite shroudbros interaction #idia: ortho i need to apologize for how much i must have hurt you --#ortho: whatever niisan i went to SPACE #they're so stupid. i love them so much.#not to mention idia starting to realize something is up when he pulls 3 ssrs no problem #(stares at 3 currently-running ssr pickups) twst is mocking me personally #aw man though! i forget if he had that line before about crimson muscle coming to his entrance ceremony or if that's new #either way i think that's sweet!#there's been a bit of a running subplot that idia actually really does want to be friends irl #but is too shy/anxious and convinced crimson would hate him immediately if they ever met #so idk. it was kind of a throwaway line but it still got me! when are he and lilia gonna meet for reals :(#(this will definitely involve makeovers) (this is not how idia expected their friendship to go but he has no choice now)

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beaulesbian · 6 months

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gotta love that the anime added some frames when the strawhats were escaping from the marines at the end of enies lobby, and very injured luffy still wanting to help and fight

and they just use him to repel the incoming attack, same as in the manga asdksffd

monster trio being idiots again (affectionate) ✌️

#akdjs just cant with them #have to post something stupid to celebrate finally finishing this arc hahaa #enies lobby #one piece #mine #yes im still tagging it as #zolu #bc the “dont do it” and “shut up im your captain” and next scene is basically the others already knowing they cant talk luffy from it #so they just.. do that. lol #peak dumbassery #one piece chapter 429 #one piece ep 311 #monster trio #gif:op anime #gif:zolu #gif:op manga

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nyxi-pixie · 2 months

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i think the funniest thing abt skk is just. the contrast to whats going on w everyone else this arc😭😭😭 sskk have been going angstcrazy doing the real 'no this isnt you' dramatics and struggling. fkfk old man yaoi are experiencing the horrors of being doomed. teruko is having a Time and A Half. sigmas like half dead on the floor. kolyas sobbing over his seemingly dead bf. and fyodor is. fyodor.

and then skk are fcking around w vampire roleplay, chuuyas complaining abt mori getting his fake fangs stuck, and theyre throwing some poor guy up and down 15 times to 'wake him up'. like.

#soukoku my stupids.#my dumbass losers #my very real best friends #soukoku #bsd chapter 113 #bsd spoilers

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violent138 · 1 month

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Clark, after setting up a team building Game Night at the Watchtower: "Bruce, promise me you won't go overboard.

Bruce, scoffing: "Just because I'm rich doesn't mean I'm going to dominate at Monopoly."

Clark, dragging a hand down his face: "I'm serious, you're the most competitive man I know, and I just want everyone--"

Bruce, annoyed: "No, I'm not."

Clark, spluttering: "We could be here five days and I wouldn't be out of examples!"

"Now who's being competitive?"

Clark, counting off on his fingers: "You once passed out because you kept kissing me until you ran out of air."

#found this in my drafts #alternate chapter for there are six #my fic stuff #set during like the first team bonding chapter #batman #dc comics #superbat #violet138 #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #justice league #jla #my stupid shitposts

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dazachi · 2 months

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skk be like "hey, isnt it great that we get to defeat a seemingly impossible enemy by being partners just like back then when we were teens? why dont we celebrate it by dropping Sigma 15 times?" "great idea! let's do it!"

#this is a joke pls but also why 15 times specifically?#idk guys...theyre both stupid enough for this thought processing #must be their anniversary? they spend their anniversaries defeating insane opponents or sumth #are we sure this isnt an skk unconventional mating ritual?#bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #chuuya nakahara #bungou stray dogs #bsd #soukoku #skk #bsd ch 113 #bsd chapter 113 #bsd memes

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mikibagels · 4 months

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Cross-Dimensional Siblings - Snippet 2

What's the point in a race if you aren't there waiting for me at the finish line?

Read Snippet 1 here 👈

#enrico pucci #hot pants #diego brando #dio brando #sbr #stone ocean #pucci siblings but not the ones you expected #brando brothers #i love pucci brando siblings healing #next chapter of this series is more lore heavy to explain why they can meet their cross dimensional siblings in the first place #might take me a while to plan it but know its coming #happy holidays and happy new years to everyone reading these stupid long tags #wholesome

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strangesickness · 1 month

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okay i love tiny eddie thinking richie is an idiot loser because thats wonderful but i can't stop thinking about the flashback in the clubhouse where richie is like "we aren't afraid of spiders lol" and eddie immediately takes off his shower cap...

like tiny eddie thinking richie is like. so fucking cool. he obviously still thinks he's an idiot because he's definitely seen richie do the coke mentos thing and put his face directly above the opening on the bottle to see whats happening and immediately get sprayed in the face.

but also like,,, richie is funny and smart and he's the best at street fighter out of everyone eddie knows. also he's tall, which eddie is both angered and impressed by. he wants richie to think he's cool too which like. he literally doesn't need to do anything but be himself for richie to think that. richie thinks he's awesome.

(richie never gets over eddie standing up to sonia, and every time eddie says something witty or loud and angry back to him he's nearly stunned into silence. half the time he just has to reply "kaspbrak gets off a good one!" or "OH BURN!" because he's so busy thinking about how cool eddie is)

as much as eddie yells and bitches about health and safety eddie is very much willing to do stupid shit to compete with/beat/impress richie. climbing unstable looking trees? swimming in the barrens? matching richie drink for drink when they're older? eddie is so easily goaded into competition i know it.

i got off track. anyways. eddie definitely thinks richie is awesome (also stupid. but cool). he also spends like ages seven to twelve under the impression that richie is just. universally considered to be the prettiest guy in derry. and is annoyed to learn this isn't the case.

#sorry tiny eddie and tiny richie doing stupid shit to one up each other with the secret goal of impressing the other got to me #also i am really normal about richie and eddie constantly being as loud and annoying as possible #because they NEED the other to be paying attention to them or they'll die #posts afflicted with a strange sickness #it stephen king #it 2019 #it 2017 #eddie kaspbrak #it chapter 2 #richie tozier #reddie

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frontlinebicepsoftheninth · 7 months

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did anyone ever figure out what this quote from HTN chapter 29 meant when augustine and mercymorn were planning the threesome

"...and at one point she said, "Gradient?" and he answered, "Radial," and then they devolved again into a shorthand of facial expressions."

#like we understand what mercy's exclamtion of 'WHITE wine!' means by the next chapter #but what are gradient and radial. am i stupid is it a sex thing i've never heard of #htn #harrow the ninth #tlt #the locked tomb #tlt spoilers #the locked tomb spoilers #htn spoilers #harrow the ninth spoilers

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semisolidmind · 2 months

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May I please ask for some CatNap and Y/N content? (if CatNap is alive and redeemed ofc) thank you for your content, you are feeding us well.

i think that if y/n managed to stop the prototype from killing catnap, just before the killing blow, then perhaps catnap could have a change of heart. he'd probably just... give y/n one long look (he's stunned that they saved him after all he put them through), then slink away into the shadows. y/n would then see him around occasionally, not really helping the survivors, but not attacking them or reporting them to the prototype either.

it seems the disciple is finally questioning the god he was betrayed by, and is beginning to consider following an angel instead.

then, after all is said and done (and maybe having a small role in overthrowing the prototype), catnap just kinda...shows up, to leave the factory alongside the rest of the survivors. the other toys aren't happy about it, dogday especially, but y/n feels too sorry for catnap to leave him there.

as for how catnap would live alongside the survivors; stalking the woods during the night and sleeping during the day, catnap stays out of everyone's way. maybe there's an old barn on the property, and he's made a nest for himself up in the hayloft. he knows the others don't trust him. however, his nocturnal schedule wouldn't stop him from trying to steal some of y/n's attention for himself (much to dogday's anger).

catnap just wants to be near his savior. y/n tries to be empathetic, but .... they're still a bit jumpy around the quiet feline.

#poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #catnap poppy playtime #catnap #catnap x reader #technically??#click for quality cause mobile is stupid #dogday #dogday x reader

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oddberryshortcake · 27 days

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HE SAID THE LINE!!

#twst #twst spoilers #twst chapter 7 #twst silver #This is stupid and unfunny ik but I wasted time making this

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moonliithe · 7 months

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Anatomy of the Brain

Gojo's brain composition was revealed to me in a nightmare (ch336)

#stsg #satosugu #gego #gojo satoru #geto suguru #jjk 336 #jjk #moondoesathing #for all purposes as always this is a joke.TM #but really idk how gege managed to write an even more than originally suspected getobrained gojo with that latest chapter #smth else has to happen right?#turns out the biggest delulu mf with a whole ass teacher geto au was gojo all along #rent free #with the stupid text and everything it kinda looks like a print

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