Tumgik
#they're two dumbasses in love with a mastermind
denebolablack · 7 months
Text
Tony: *To Bucky* You cannot shoot every single person I've dated that you don't like!
Bucky: *Raises an eyebrow*
Tony: Okay, you technically can, but you shouldn't. Come on, Steve! Help me out here!
Steve: *Amused* Idk babe, you always tell him to use his free will, and that's exactly what he is doing.
Tony: *Frustrated* I'm so done with both of you, absolutely done.
Bucky: Don't say that doll *Pushes the genius into his lap* I'll behave if you spend some quality time with us, ¿hm?
Tony: *Squints* I feel like I'm being blackmailed but I'll allow it just because you're hot.
Steve: *Hugs the pair of brunettes* Oh so you are with us just because we're hot?
Tony: Right now? Yes. Now shut up and kiss me cuz I'm still mad at you.
316 notes · View notes
ecogirl2759 · 6 months
Text
~~~NEW UPDATE~~~
(I'M A DUMBASS WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TUMBLR WORKS SO IF YOU SAW THIS ALREADY NO YOU DIDN'T)
I'm glad people liked my 4コマ KINGS post so much lol. I love spreading the word about obscure lore :)
Under the cut I've responded to some of my favorite tags, given a little more backstory into the source of these pictures, as well as posted a few new ones :D
There's also a question at the very bottom that I'd love to hear opinions on, but no pressure if y'all don't feel comfortable answering ^w^
Tumblr media
You're welcome >:D
Tumblr media
Same, bro. I was basically thinking that the entire time I was reading these books lol
Tumblr media Tumblr media
I feel like I should give a little context to these comics and where they come from lol. I wasn't very clear about the backstory in my original post. I do agree, when I found these, I thought they were super important, too, particularly because I don't think a lot of the fandom knows about these books lol.
The Danganronpa 4コマ KINGS anthology series was published in the early 2010's featuring a bunch of different artists. The series is 4 volumes long and published by Spike Chunsoft, meaning, while these aren't necessarily canon, they ARE official :)
There is another series of anthologies in relation to both the first and second games, but I don't have those.
The first two volumes of this series is relatively well documented. There are sites where English translations have already been added to all of the comics in them (I'm pretty sure), as well as some screenshots popping up on places like Pinterest.
The third and fourth installments, however, are really poorly archived. The third has some content from it floating around, but it's hard to come by. The fourth had almost no information on it no matter where I searched.
I say this because a while ago I found the ONLY pictures of the Mastermind!Taka comic on this really old Tumblr blog from 2014 and REALLY wanted to figure out what it was about. (Didn't help that I couldn't read some of the bubbles in those photos.) First I searched for an English translation (there wasn't (so I'm working on one hehe)), then I tried to find which book it was even from, and NOTHING!
These books, since they were in circulation around 2014-ish, have stopped being printed, so copies of them are very hard to come by. Luckily, I was able to get my copies from a kind stranger on Ebay :)
-NOW-
Here are a few more pictures that I thought were funny/interesting that I couldn't add in my first post because of the picture limit lol.
Sorry for the really long post, I just thought it'd be interesting to share :)
Here's the page of artists that contributed to this anthology! Please go check them out (or see if they have any socials since it's been so long). Some credits change per volume, hence how many photos there are. (And sorry for my hand, it's hard to hold these open lol.)
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
You've probably all seen the covers, but have you seen what's behind the covers? (Also including the opening illustrations. These have probably been posted online already as well, but they're worth including imo.) (Again, please excuse the fingers, I'm trying my best ;-;)
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
^ Sayaka came with a smudge :( she still pretty tho
So, uh, remember when I said Hifumi made ship fodder? ......Here it is. Eat your heart out lol
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Also remember when I said that Mondo's hair was fluffy and bouncy? Here's the proof:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Sakura has been de-buff-ified twice LMAO
Tumblr media Tumblr media
ALSO remember when I said Syo was a fan of BL? ...... :)
Tumblr media Tumblr media
ALSO remember when I said Kyoko was kinda socially awkward?
(Context: Kyoko sees Kiyotaka and Mondo calling each other bro and, thinking it'll strengthen their bond as well, calls Makoto "Makoto-oniichan," or "big brother Makoto" lol. Also, second picture says "I have come to save you, Makoto")
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Chihiro Shinji chair meme
Tumblr media
I'm at my picture cap, but there's a lot I haven't brought up lol
-SO-
For a different thread, would people like me to find pictures of certain characters? (i.e. just photos of the characters looking cool/hot/stupid without a lot of the text.) Because I am totally willing to do that :)
I've already got a lot on Byakuya, Sakura, Aoi and Mondo for all you simps out there, and it's not hard to find even more lol.
So lmk :D
77 notes · View notes
weneedatdcharacterwho · 5 months
Note
We need a td character, who always acts like other contestans want them to, joins every single alliance and being so strangely nice to others but not because they're secret mastermind and/or manipulator but because they DESPERATELY NEED TO BE LIKED BY EVERYONE AROUND THEM and physicaly cannot say no to anybody
Bonus points if they actually have anger/emotions issues and need too suppress them, like, all the time
Bonus points if they fall in love with an outsider of the cast who has the exact same problems and disliked by almost everybody else and they become the "two dumbasses vs The Whole World" couple
.
46 notes · View notes
novelconcepts · 10 months
Note
So happy you're spamming my dash with Santa Clarita Diet, its the best! The scene that lives rent free in my head is near the end of season two, they're gonna leave Abby at an aunt's house while they go on the run.. "Aunt Cathy called" with more menace in her tone than occured in all 3 seasons of that zombie show combined.
"..make that time you didn't take me to the one direction concert seem like a walk in the park" what a threat! What a subtle way to remind the audience exactly how old Abby the character is!
"I've had my go bag ready since you killed Gary" of course you have! You absolutel royal.
Gawd I've gotta watch it again. Thank you
Abby is like the character of all time. She’s a sixteen year old dumbass! She’s a criminal mastermind! She loves her parents, but every time she says so out loud, they think she’s fucking with them! She’ll turn any object into a weapon in the blink of an eye! She’ll pass out at the sight of her mother’s dislocated bits! She’s literally the only reason these people have survived so long, and also has come perilously close to blowing herself to Neptune in the name of ecoterrorism! Truly. What did we do to deserve Abby Hammond, and how do we keep it up?
18 notes · View notes
handern · 4 years
Text
not to be dramatic but every time agent G refers to the gang as “the Aurinko”, 5 years are added to my lifespan
3 notes · View notes
mochiswifey · 2 years
Note
I had to hop on this band wagon. Saw that post for Mochi 🤤🤤🤤🤤
What kind of girl would South be into?
YASS BABES SOUTH ALSO HAS RANGE SO THESE ARE HIS TYPES IN RANKS!
1 SWEET* SLOW BURN * DEEP CONNECTION
He’s very attracted to sweet shy girls who’s super kind to everyone but knows when to stand up for herself.
The type of girl who keeps away from trouble makers like him at first.
The girl who's scared because of his gigantic body but doesn’t hesitate to help him when he’s really hurt.
The type of girl who appreciates life. And shares hers with him slowly.
The type of girl who he can be real with.
The type of girl whose touch feels like salvation for him. The one who calms his inner beast.
The type of girl who gives him peace because he’s been surrounded by violence all his life.
The type of girl who forms a strong connection with him and sees the kind and loving person he is underneath the devil's mask.
The girl who doesn't try to slay his demons and loves them the same.
The type of girl who blushes after they share a passionate kiss.
The girl whose eyes sparks everytime she looks at him.
2 SMART GIRL * ROASTER * MASTERMIND
The type of girl who will never fear him.
She may never win with brute but she'll win with her tactics.
The girl who never use her hands but can defeat all of her enemies with her well calculated plans.
The girl who might not be with him during the battles but is the one who perfectly plan everything for him.
The type of girl who knows everything about his enemies and helps him pull the right strings in order to gain power.
At first her roasts are very formal and well educated like "I don't want to hear anything that comes out of your mouth, I can predict it's something...... only uneducated people could come up of." But when she warms up to him she'll be like
"Damn, you bald ass dumbass."
Very calm, and doesn't really have an outburst like him and doesn't really get jealous which annoys him.
"You know, I'm very good looking and girls come up to me all the time." He'll say just to get a reaction from her.
"Yeah, right." She'll reply then look at him straight in the eyes and say "Minami, who do you belong to?" He'll blush and simply say "You..."
3 AGGRESSIVE * VIOLENT * MAD HATTER
The girl who would face him with the intention of killing him.
A total mad hatter like him. Almost a person whom he could see his reflection. A broken person like him.
They would be a total chaos. Two broken people being together?
At first, he would be attracted to her because she's just as violent and cruel as him. NOT TO MENTION HOT AS FUCK!!!! But then, he'll start to realize they're just trying to live with the demons within them.
He'll fell in love with her because despite of her demons she'll be with him even in hell.
This girl would totally make South more cruel. Like seriously. She'd propose going on a enemy purge type of shit and South will be like ".....Why not?"
SEX FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She has no limits. And doesn't really care if he sleeps with anyone else. Well, she'll probably murder the girl but...
He'll be drooling over her. Wears tight dresses to tease him. She won't be dominated and she'll fight back.
South's pain kink dreams will come to life with her.
194 notes · View notes
Note
*kicks the door down* MORE BKDK HEADCANONS TO AVOID MY RESPONSIBILITIES!
- Now, I headcanon Bakugou as Demisexual cause I'm demisexual too. And let me tell you intimacy with this man is difficult and Bakugou was lowkey worried that Deku would be super affectionate, but Deku has never done anything with Bakugou doing it first. But Bakugou lowkey wonders like those extras keep talking about making out and doing it so why hasn't Deku talked about it
- However, Deku is a bisexual disaster and the reason for this is because he's scared that he's doing too much. Because like "what if I hold his hand but he doesn't want to? I wanna hug him but I don't want to bother?" This bean is so anxious of going to fast that sex is not even on his mind
- Its got to the point that they started yelling at each other maybe like a week in the relationship on WHY the other hasn't FUCKING KISSED THE OTHER SINCE THE FIRST KISS (which you bet happened in a moment of adrenaline)
- I picture the argument like this
"WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU KISSED ME IDIOT?"
"WAIT YOU WANT ME TO KISS YOU? I THOUGHT I MIGHT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE!"
"IM YOUR BOYFRIEND! YOU KISS ME WHEN YOU WANNA KISS ME! IF YOU'RE SO WORRIED FUCKING ASK ME DUMBASS!"
"WELL I WANNA KISS YOU NOW!"
"GOOD! GO AHEAD DON'T BE A COWARD TO HOLD HANDS EITHER-*deku kisses him*"
- Also both Squads thought that the Pining was bad... no... somehow the Dating is WORSE. Personal space is like nonexistent. They always work so well in tandem that's it's scary like Deku could be writing in his notebooks and Bakugou is feeding himself and Deku.... and Deku didn't say anything he just ~senses~ and opens his mouth
- Also self indulgent KIRITODO CAUSE I CAN! Because both of the Squads kinda just fuse because of this merge this is how Kirishima and Todoroki start catching feelings because all of a sudden it's like "wow Todoroki is so manly and funny when he wants to be" and "I've never noticed how Kirishima is so understanding and can handle so many personality"
- God, after they have the "discussion" of intimacy. They need to keep things SHUT AND LOCKED! Uraraka has walked in them making out way too many times for comfort when all she wanted was to ask for notes
- The Squads need to keep Study Sessions separate because of two things will happen. One: Deku and Bakugou compete over who can finish assignments faster, or Two: The idiots are giving each other lovey dovey eyes or create incentives like "beat me at finishing this math assignment correctly and I'll give a kiss"
- Class 1-A thought that spars against each other would be better because hey at least they're fighting that hasn't changed and WHOA WHOA WHY IS BAKUGOU PINING DEKU LIKE THAT?! (There was so heterosexual explanation why he did that)
- Bakugou is an amazing cook and makes Deku lunch bentos and dinners because "damn it deku im your boyfriend let me do something nice idiot!"
- On the opposing end Deku bakes. Which is so funny because he thinks "man I can't make Kacchan anything. All of this is too sweet." Until he finds a way to add spice to sweets and realizes cinnamon works too (i think I heard it's like a spicy sensation I'm allergic to cinnamon) and suddenly Bakugou is getting spicy cookies
- Yes some members of the BakuSquad have tried to eat the cookies and were left in pain from the spice and all Bakugou could say was "That's what you fucking get for trying to steal cookies MY boyfriend made me"
Pls
Pls
I am so weak for your headcanons, you're a mastermind, I seriously love you omg
64 notes · View notes
burningupp · 2 years
Note
ok bby i know it's been a while but it is that time again. that's right, reaction time with sunny is back. since it's been a hot minute, instead of spamming you, i'll just make this one really long so this is for parts 26-epilogue of commitment-phobic.
pt 26:
- ok i distinctly remember reading this but ig i didn't leave a reaction bc i can't find it so here it is
- the combo of sannie and jinnie is so powerful, i love it, you're welcome
- that's all i gotta say, chaos brewing is fantastic
pt 27:
- ooh right to the death threats i like it
- lmao ofc she was hiding in the bathroom
- emotional range of a teaspoon 😭
- ofc they plotted murder over dinner
- ooh look at things progressing
pt 28:
- lmao not her clowning him for the image
- man y/n can go from 0 to threatening so fast. i love it
- "why are you being needy, it's gross" mhm sure san you love the attention don't lie
- san is indeed a little gremlin
pt 29:
- notice how jin said a most beloved dongsaeng and not the most beloved dongsaeng (bc it's obviously jungkook)
- jinnie is so violent (and perfect) i love him
- "you know namjoonie's stupid face cracks me up"
- lmao a mildly threatening kookie, i love it
- there's literally too much to comment on i just love jin so much
pt 30:
- oh hey this looks familiar. i will try to recall my original reactions lol
- ofc jin is messing with u jimin. not his fault u fell for it. i mean he's still right but ur still an idiot (a lovable one ofc)
- god they're such awkward little shits
- i've said it before and i'll say it again, i love the comforting home-y way you've described y/n's place
- agh yesssssss gotta love a good confession
epilogue let's gooooo:
- aw meeting san, what a big milestone
- bring jin 😂 san would love the surprise, to be fair
- dw jinnie i'll make sure you and sannie get the credit you deserve (also me for being the mastermind behind the masterminds if uk what i mean)
- ugh i love that ending with the implied chaos
GOOD JOB JOSIE YOU FINISHED IT (a hot minute ago but i've been busy so let's pretend it just happened) YAYYYYY 🎉 I'M SO PROUD
bro I missed you too, welcome back 🥺
you're so right, those two are absolute crackheads. thank you for giving me that idea 😂
you know ya girl isn't emotionally equipped to handle this situation, the bathroom was a very expected hiding spot lol
y/n is a badass and no one can change my mind. also san being a tsundere? more likely thank you think!
you can't blame jin for loving jk the most, he goes along with jin's dumbass schemes without question! jin is indeed my favorite character in this how did you know 👀
I'm glad you liked the description of her place! I wanted it to really feel like he was finally being let into her life, not just her home 🤧
look, y/n's dad isn't in the picture, and san is objectively her favorite person. I wanna be real clear that ALL the credit for the parent trapping portion of this story goes to sunny, your mind is amazing tbh 🥰
thank you for being proud of me! I struggled a lot in the end, but I got there lol. I always love hearing your takes on my stories, and I hope I'll get to hear more of them ❤
1 note · View note
denebolablack · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
They, in fact, wanted to kiss him so bad.
They were just mad because Tony was being his reckless self in the middle of a fucking battle.
Again.
Tony DID NOT expect to be kiss after his comment.
But he was, indeed, kissed.
Very hard.
Multiple times.
I think he was the only one who didn't see that coming.
217 notes · View notes
denebolablack · 7 months
Text
*Bucky and Steve relaxing in Tony's lab couch while they wait for him to come home*
Steve: Tony inherited his looks from Howard.
Bucky: Yup.
Steve: What do you think he inherited from his mom?
Bucky: *Shrugs and takes a long sip of soda*
Tony: *Out of nowhere* My mental disorders.
Steve: *Screams*
Bucky: *Spits out his drink*
Tony: *Chuckles* Oh, and also my love for playing the piano and cooking italian food.
Bucky: Doll, I love you, but next time you give me a heart attack like that I can't promise I won't shoot you.
Tony: *Smiles smugly* I really wanna see you try.
Steve: *Moaning* Boys, stop.
Tony: Sorry oh captain my captain *Kisses his Brooklyn's boys noses and walks away* If you both hurry, maybe you can join me on the shower.
Bucky: Move that America's ass punk! Our love has spoken.
Steve: Don't get all bossy, Bucks. That's Tony's work.
80 notes · View notes
denebolablack · 7 months
Text
Sooo, I have this HC that Tony needs to be using his hands with something while watching series, a movie, or simply listening to someone. Otherwise, he won't be able to concentrate, and he will end up biting his nails, scratching some part of his body, or biting his lips.
Well, his Brooklyn's boys found out about it very quickly. And ever since then, they make sure Tony always has some object to "play" with if he needs to.
*On a meeting*
Fury: Why is Stark dismantling a gun in the middle of our meeting?
Bucky: *With his arm around Tony's weist* Because I asked him to.
Fury: I won't even ask why. Just don't shoot anyone in this room.
Tony: If I wanted to, I would've done it long ago.
Fury: ...
Bucky: *Smug smile* He's not wrong.
*While watching a movie*
Tony: *Scratching his fingers anxiously*
Steve: *Put a notebook and a pencil on the genius's hands* Why don't you try drawing a plan of the house of the movie, sugar?
Tony: *Stops moving* That's a great idea! Why didn't I think about it sooner? *Starts drawing while mumbling to himself*
Steve: *Smiles and kisses the genius' forehead*
123 notes · View notes
denebolablack · 7 months
Text
Tony: *Working with his tablet with his head on Steve's lap and his legs on Bucky's lap*
Tony: *Suddenly stops moving*
Bucky: You okay, doll?
Tony: *Eyes wide open* Have you both been flirting with me this whole time?
Bucky: Well, I'm glad that you finally seem to notice, sugar.
Steve: Does it make you uncomfortable, Tons?
Tony: *Thinks about it for a moment*
Tony: Nope, keep going, soldiers. I want more ☺️
Bucky & Steve: *Smile like fools and give the genius all the cuddles they have been wanting to give him*
62 notes · View notes
denebolablack · 7 months
Text
Tumblr media
82 notes · View notes
denebolablack · 8 months
Text
Clint: So... how it is to be the only straight person in this team, Stark?
Tony: *Calmy sipping his coffee* I haven't been straight one day in my life, Barton, so I wouldn't know the answer for that.
Crack sounds
Tony: *Turns around* What the fu-
Steve: *Totally blushed while holding a piece of table on his right hand* I'm sorry....
Bucky: *Staring at Tony while totally ignoring his own piece of table being held by his metal arm* So, are you free tonight, dollface?
Clint: *Shocked* YOU BROKE THE TABLE!
Tony: *Satisfied smirk* I might be free tonight if someone helps me finish the last armor prototype I'm working on before 6 o'clock.
Bucky and Steve: *Start running towards the lab*
Clint: They broke the breakfast table....
Tony: *Pats the archer's shoulders* I'll make them fix it later today, birdbrain. Now, if you excuse me, I have to go and make sure they're not breaking my work tables.
37 notes · View notes
denebolablack · 7 months
Text
Steve and Bucky:*Arguing with their Brooklyn's accent in the middle of the common room*
Tony: *Flushed as fuck*
Pietro: You okay, brains?
Tony: Fine. *Mutters something*
Pietro: What was that?
Tony: IjusthavealittlethingwithillegallyhotsupersoldierstalkingwiththeirBrooklyn's accent.
Pietro: *Amused* I think you forgot something very important about that pair of super soldiers.
Tony: What do you me- ¡¿Steve?!
Steve: *Pulls the genius to his chest and talks with a very strong Brooklyn's accent* Glad to hear that you like our accent, sugar.
Tony: *Dying of embarrassment* Goddamn, super ear.
Bucky: *Also with a strong accent* Yeah, sugar, amazing super ear.
Pietro: Well, I'm out. I have zero interest in seeing any of you naked.
Tony: *Totally ashamed* ¡No one's getting naked!
Bucky: Oh, really?
Tony: Why do you sound so disappointed? Steve, why does your boyfriend sound so disappointed?....Why do you seem disappointed?
Steve: Oh, it's nothing. You know, I was kinda hoping to see you naked.
Bucky: You and me, Stevie.
Tony: But why in the world would you want to see me na- oh, oh.
Bucky: *Smirks* Your brain is finally braining, dollface?
Tony: Uh-uh, yeah.
Steve: *Gently touching the genius' hips* Yeah?
Tony: Yeah! Absolutely, yes, totally!
Bucky: *Kissing Stark's neck* Good, cuz I really wanna see how much you like our accent.
Tony: *Dying inside* If this is a dream don't you dare wake me up.
Pietro: Please get a fucking bed, then!
Tony, Steve & Bucky: PIETRO!
Pietro: *Runs away*
31 notes · View notes
denebolablack · 8 months
Text
Stuckony's short fics recommendations:
Summary: Bucky is a selfish man. He is happy to share Tony's love with Steve because Stevie was the genius's boyfriend before him. But that bear, that fucking bear, needs to disappear.
Stablished relationships: Stuckony
Smut: No.
Fluff: Yes.
Angst: If you consider Bucks being jealous of a teddy bear? Then yes.
Type: One-shot
Word count: 726
Summary: Steve and Bucky court Tony with gifts of jewelry, and soon Tony is glistening with rings and diamonds. They're in love your honor.
Stablished relationships: Stuckony
Smut: No, but they get slighty naughty at the end.
Fluff: A lot. Again, they're in love, your honor.
Angst: No.
Type: One-shot.
Word count: 791.
Summary: Tony is grieving and trying to get some closure. His Brooklyn's boys won't let him do it alone anymore.
Stablished relationships: Stuckony.
Smut: No, but they get naughty at the end, nothing explicit.
Fluff: Yes.
Angst: There's grieving angst, so kind of a good amount of angst. But there's no romantic love angst.
Type: One-shot
Word count: 2.599
Summary: Tony gets kidnapped, he gets hurt. His boyfriends are not happy at all.
Stablished relationships: Stuckony.
Smut: No.
Fluff: Yes, they take good care of the genius.
Angst: Yes, kidnapping is not funny.
Type: One-shot
Word count: 1.672
Summary: Tony has Steve and Bucky's numbers inked. They found out. Things go a lot better than expected.
Stablished relationships: Stucky eventual Stuckony.
Smut: Yes.
Fluff: Yes.
Angst: Light but yes.
Type: One-shot.
Word count: 3.965.
Stablished relationships: Stucky eventual Stuckony.
Smut: Yes, starts at the end of the first cap.
Fluff: Yes.
Angst: Light but yes.
Type: Two-shot.
Word count: 4.300
I hope you enjoy them, and if you do, I'll post a second one 🩷.
14 notes · View notes