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techwrecker · 2 days

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I think Emerie was jealous of Omega.

Hear me out.

They are the only two cis female clones that we know of. Omega was left to age naturally, but not Emerie. Omega was able to find community with her other 99 brothers, but not Emerie. Emerie was left to the science side of things with Nala Se whereas Omega was able to escape when the Empire took over. Now, I think it’s safe to assume Emerie has a chip as well and she could have been programmed with complacency to side with the Empire. She was just “doing her job.” Emerie was alone for a long time until Omega was captured. And we finally see Emerie “warm up” to Omega when she lets her keep the doll she made. And not only that, Omega felt comfortable enough to tell Emerie all about her brothers. I think this made Emerie realize how completely ALONE she was. I think this is partially why she is ready to fight back against the Empire and Hemlock and free the children. She wants to be a part of something— something that Omega has had for a long time.

#tbb #the bad batch #tbb headcanons #star wars #tbb spoilers #the bad batch spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb omega #tbb emerie #the bad batch season 3 #sw headcanons

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0h0possum · 3 months

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Codywan Headcanon/AU that lives rent free in my head

I think my favorite codywan headcanon/AU is that they are just so good at being professional and discreet when they need to, for literal years, that no one knows they are a thing.

Like my favorite idea of codywan is that they both agree their duties and obligations come first. Honestly they kinda deal with it like a business contract. They sit down and agree: yes they have feelings for each other, yes they want to be together, yes they want as much as a relationship as they can get now since they both never know when one of them might die, yes they need to put their war duties first, yes Obi-wan will always put his Jedi duties first, yes Cody will always put protecting and creating a future for his brothers first, yes the will keep this relationship under raps as it could be under scrutiny for breaking GAR and Jedi rules, yes they will only act as a couple when off duty.

They are just the opposite of Anakin and Padme, no one knows about them. Cody and Obi-wan aren’t trying to hide it per say, they just are so good at being The Commander and The General that no one would ever think they were anything but professional coworkers and maybe friends. Even if there are signs they may be more, their friends and family overlook them because ‘Cody’s too strict about following the regs to be interested in a relationship’ or ‘Obi-wan is too focused on being a model Jedi and following the Code to be in a relationship’.

They are too good at balancing their lives and being ‘The Unproblematic Couple™’.

So when the war ends and they defeat Palpatine, save Anakin and get the clones rights (because we only Stan happy endings in this Codywan house), they both agree mutually to take a break.

Cody takes time to find himself away from the GAR and being The Commander. He spends time with his brothers and helping them all find their feet once they leave the GAR. He helps build a life for them all, while also taking time to find who he is besides a soldier.

Obi-wan spends time reconnecting with Anakin and Ahsoka, making amends with both of them. Getting to finally return to being a peacekeeper and not a General at war. I imagine he would maybe step down from the council to just be a simple Jedi. Not Master of Sorensu, youngest ever High council member, The Negotiator, General, or Sith Killer.

After their short break they agree to start meeting up again, seeing if they still feel the way they did about each other when not in the stressful environment of war and an army setting. But, lo and behold, they still of course love each other. (All the while everyone just assumes it’s Obi-wan and Cody meeting up as ex. Coworkers. They used to be the best of FRIENDS during the war)

After Obi-wan sees Anakin is fine (living with his wife and kids) and the rest of the Order isn’t in dire need of his help, and Cody sees his brothers are finding their feet in the world without need of his leadership, they both just decide they’ve been dating long enough (a few year during and after the war) and they’ve put other duties ahead of theirs relationship long enough.

They just fucking get married and buy a house. Obi-wan leaves the order and Cody moves away from his brother. And they just get married.

WHICH COMES OUT OF NOWHERE TO EVERYONE ELSE. Everyone’s like “??!!!”, “since when have you two ever been together?!”

And fucking Obi-wan and Cody (with biggest deadpan older brother energy) just say “oh yeah, since like the middle of the war? We thought you guys knew? It just never came up in conversation?”

Just absolutely bamboozling everyone in their lives. Rex and Anakin both are like “YoU nEvEr ThOuGhT tO tElL mE? YoUr BrOtHeR?”. Cue Obi-wan and Cody vaguely shrugging and saying ‘there were more important things going on’.

But yeah I just like the idea of Cody and Obi-wan jump scaring their families with their relationship.

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passionesolja · 10 months

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I feel like Star Wars missed the opportunity to make Darth Maul and Count Dooku beef. Like all there’s this conversation about Maul and Kenobi’s relationship but imagine being Count Dooku and you gotta live with the fact that the mf who killed your Padawan (one of the events that ended up making you align yourself with the Sith) is alive and living his best life. I would be so pissed. Sidious had to tell Count Dooku not to fuck with Maul bc I refuse that Dooku had no want to slide for Qui Gon Jinn

#star wars #sw #sw prequels #sw sequels #original trilogy #sw hc #sw headcanons #sw memes #sith order #sith #count dracula #darth tyranus #Darth maul #obi wan kenobi #maul opress #sheev palpatine #darth sidious #sw meta

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incorrectskywalkers · 1 year

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i always see people saying "oh luke hates sand just like anakin" nice, a little basic though, so i raise you "luke likes sand, because it reminds him of simpler times and his old life"

leia on the other hand hates it with a passion she can't stand it and her reaction upon luke's little fond smile when he starts kicking around in the sand on a visit to another planet is one of horror. and i can just picture anakin's force ghost slowly fading in beside her with an equal look of appalled horror on his face.

#not a quote #star wars #sw #luke skywalker #leia organa #anakin skywalker #darth vader #star wars headcanons #sw headcanons #skywalker twins #space twins

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eloquent-apollo · 1 month

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I’m thinking of Cody picking up baking in his limited free time. It starts out disastrously, with over-baked brownies, undercooked pies, burned cookies.

It’s the precision he enjoys, though. So he keeps trying. The hard work turning into something, fruits of his labour. Something that makes the world around him better.

The opposite of his efforts in the war, in a way.

And eventually through almost stubborn repeated attempts Cody gets good at baking.

He starts making chocolate chip cookies for Boil, cupcakes for Wooley, Longshot loves his spacarons (space macarons) Obi-Wan is a fan of his fruity muffins and nut cookies.

Cody even discovers he has a sweet tooth.

Maybe he even learns how to make candy.

Goes out of his way to make some for the young cadets when he has to visit Kamino. Though he never says they come from him, he has a reputation to uphold naturally. He always hands them off to Shaak Ti, who will bring them to the cadets (and they have him figured out, all right. The cadets know it’s Commander Cody that brings the candy but they wisely keep it a secret. If not mostly because they worry Cody will stop bringing candy if he is found out)

#star wars #star wars the clone wars #commander cody #obi wan kenobi #clone trooper wooley #clone trooper boil #clone trooper longshot #sw headcanons #shaak ti

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constellation-em · 4 months

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Being a Mandalorian on Din's Ship

Oh yeah, and you're secretly in love with each other.

While you don’t believe in keeping the helmet on as part of the Creed, you still do so as a sign of respect for Din.

It took you guys approximately three months to stop calling each other Mando or “Hey you!”

You installed a radio in the cockpit, but Din only wants to listen to orchestra music. The radio was suspiciously broken within a week, and you definitely have no idea what happened to it. Definitely.

You have nicknames to call each other in public. You call him Mando, and he calls you Scout.

Sometimes when you’re in really busy markets, he’ll grab onto your arm to keep you from getting swept away. He knows that realistically you won’t, because you’re a strong warrior, but he worries anyway.

Din doesn’t know when his birthday is (and doesn’t care), so you picked a day to celebrate.

Knowing full well the importance of gifting weapons in Mandalorian culture, (they often accompany a marriage proposal), you bought Din a new blaster for his birthday. He got weird and quiet for a few days, and then presented you with a beskar necklace with his signet on it. While your helmet covers your face, you’re sure he knows you were crying.

You’ll often sit in complete silence for hours at a time in the cockpit, especially when in hyperspace.

Speaking of hyperspace, it gets cold as balls when you’re travelling in it. One time when Din noticed how cold you were he grabbed an extra cape of his and wrapped it around your shoulders.

Sometimes you catch him staring at you, but he claims he’s looking out a side window. You know better. If he was just looking out the window, why did he whip his head back forward as soon as you looked at him?

He knows you don’t like wearing your helmet 24/7, so sometimes he tells you when he’ll be in his room so you can have time with it off. You’re not used to wearing it so much and it’s started giving you headaches.

One time when you were at a cafe chasing a bounty, someone started hitting on you very aggressively. You lied to the guy and said you had a boyfriend, to which he replied that he bet he “could treat you so much better than him”. Din appeared practically out of nowhere, told the man “I doubt that.” and just walked away arm in arm with you. You held on to eachother the entire walk back to the ship. You didn’t get the bounty that day, and you never talked about that moment.

You’ve noticed that sometimes when you step into the cockpit, if his helmet is off he’s started taking a little bit longer to put it back on. As if he’s inching himself closer to showing you his face. You’re too afraid to ask.

You’ve never seen his face, but he’s seen yours once; the day you met. He told you about his belief in the Creed, and you replied that if you were going to live on his ship, you would live by his tenants. He seemed surprised by that, but later told you he respects you strongly for it.

You grew up Mandalorian, just not in as strict a covert as his. You were never bound to cover your face, and you were not a foundling. That being said, you’ve come to appreciate the power behind a united force of just being “Mando” to strangers.

Your contract was initially for only six months, but when your time was up you just… kept working and living on the ship. You never talked about extending it, it was just unsaid that you would continue being there.

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accursedkaleeshi · 1 month

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RIP General Grievous, you would have loved Order 66 lol

No, but for real. “Grievous survives” fic writers, you’re awesome.

Don't deny that he has committed atrocities upon the galaxy that will take generations to even begin to heal & in numbers unheard of in recent history. Grievous did not care. His job was to inconvenience the Republic for as long as possible & to kill Jedi. And holy shit did he ever. Maybe he considered himself already dead & this dumbass war was just a really fucked up bonus level. (& brother, I’m zerg rushing it)

Grievous was operating on the bastardized values of his people kept together by rage & steel, stuck in Sith 1 & Sith 2’s fucked up mind games. He hated the Separatists. Unfortunately for the rest of the galaxy, he hated the Republic more. Maybe he oscillates wildly between the thrill of battle & befuddled emptiness, making him a contrary bitch that no one bothers trying to deal with.

But lord help Palpatine if General Grievous ever figured out that he & Sidious were one & the same. The sheer amount of indignant rage would be like a lens of clarity he hadn’t managed since becoming a cyborg. This?? Single human man? Broke apart the galaxy so he could be the one to fix it? The known universe will remember me only in cold blooded fear. I was stripped of my culture, my agency, my FLESH so that this LITTLE OLD COLONY WIZARD can sit in his big boy chair???

Mr. Psycho Martyr? His petty ass would tell everybody. He would make his superiors’ lives a living hell. If they didn’t immediately push the Cyborg Emergency Kill Button (canon), how do you stop this pissed off war machine that YOU made to be unstoppable & YOU taught how to use unstoppable laser swords? As far as the Separatist resources, he knows nearly EVERYTHING. You can’t send shit after him that he doesn’t already know how to take apart, rewire, counter, & give back to you with a rude note on it.

And goddamn, if you thought Kalee hated the Republic? Just wait until it becomes the Empire & stops even trying to hide being tyrannical (hehe tyrannous). Grievous spent his entire life fighting oppression much more advanced than him & fucking winning. That’s why his resume was at the top of Palpatine’s murder machine CV pile. This bitch excels at adaptive guerilla warfare & he will use every last wheezing breath to fuck up your shit. Even if he has to work with Jedi to do it.

In conclusion, an enlightened General Grievous would gladly die for a chance to punch Palpatine in the face & this is why he would be an immense asset to the rebel alliance. He’d be an insufferable asshole but that is the cost you pay for him having to be right all the time.

#general grievous #sw tcw #sw headcanons #accursed!grievous

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anyawnq · 2 years

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i 𝗵𝗮𝗱 to draw these two idiots

from @patchmates ’ hc - the og post

#god i love worm on a string #star wars #the clone wars #clone wars #fanart #commander cody #cody #captain rex #sw headcanons #patchmates

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sokadraws · 10 months

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Linkin Park – Battle Symphony

'I hear my battle symphony,

All the world in front of me.

If my armor breaks –

I'll fuse it back together.'

— Rex has been afraid of the dark since childhood. It is also known that Rex is afraid for each of the brothers. The mission to Umbara was the captain's worst nightmare.

— Rex is obviously the best pillow in GAR. Seriously. Someone falls asleep on him all the time. From Echo to Ahsoka and Anakin. Anyone, anytime.

— Rex won't move until they're awake and will silently threaten anyone who dares to make a noise with his blaster.

— Rex is always, ALWAYS ready to support his soldiers (unless they come up with another stupidity), regardless of the time of day. It often happened that he stayed in the evening until all the guys from the 501st were asleep, since many of them were disturbed by nightmares and obsessive thoughts. While waiting, he often fell asleep with them.

— And if he didn’t fall asleep, then one of them would definitely come to him later. Kisses on the forehead at night, of course, were used by the captain.

— Rex is just crazy about music. Most of the songs on his playlist were shown to him by Ahsoka.

— Unlike Echo, who sleeps curled up in a ball (like this is called in the fetal position), Rex can take up the entire bed with his body without any problems.

— It never gets in the way of Fives and Echo. They most often come to sleep with him.

— 'Captain Rex loves his personal space. Fives and Echo love captain Rex's personal space too.'

— More often than not, they don't seem to do it because they're anxious. They know that Rex can be anxious at any moment. If that happens, they will be his only support.

— Rex is prone to panic attacks and the kaminoans know this (and of course they look askance at him, why not throw him away?). And although they rarely happen lately he still tries to stay close to someone who could help him.

— When Echo returned, Rex spent almost every evening he was in medbay with him. He sang their favorite songs to him. He liked to watch how Echo 'comes to life' at such moments (sometimes he even smiled).

— Rex is a big fan of those nights when you can get together with your brothers, get a bottle of something with alcohol and watch some stupid holofilm together. He doesn't need to go somewhere to enjoy the time spent together.

— Probably, just because of this, Rex has long lost the authority of a strict captain. But the soldiers already respect him enough to stand on the line at the right time.

— And he just loves them immensely.

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parasiticstars · 17 days

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Bored so here’s a bunch of Star Wars headcanons I have; specifically for the Jedi Council members. Some of them are absorbed from other people

Ki-Adi-Mundi is really really really tired of people asking him how many extra square feet of fabric it takes to make the robe cover his head. If you MUST know, it’s not feet, and it’s exactly f—

Yarael Poof, however, just makes up increasingly outlandish measurements. If it’s a youngling, he also says his head can retract in on his neck like a telescope. That usually makes them stop

The Best Jedi Council Tea Cups™ are made by younglings during assigned craft time. They’re janky and colorful and covered with fingerprints and smoosh marks and smudged paint and somehow, tea in them just tastes better

You can almost taste the joy and love they imbued into the cups. It’s an honor to be gifted a cup by a youngling

Yoda has a bookshelf of them. Very proud of them, he is, hrmmhrmm

We jest about Aayla’s oversexualized outfit (as we should), but considering this one post where it points out that Jedi robes are very similar to farmers’ which means they’re basically going to summits and in the battlefield in overalls, that means she’s walking around everywhere in like. Lululemon.

Which isn’t much better but it’s kinda funny to think about imo

Kit Fisto (like all nautolans) breathes through his skin like a frog. He’ll use this to justify walking around tits out as often as possible

He also can’t spend much time in Coruscant due to the heavily polluted air. Makes him sick after a week

I seriously think if you threw a ball Oppo Rancisis would have to hold himself back from chasing it, if not have others hold him back. Crusty toothless white dog headass

The real reason Anakin wasn’t allowed on the council was because they knew he’d do exactly that to him

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techwrecker · 11 days

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Echo was definitely the only one who could talk with Tech for hours about whatever project he was working on.

Hunter would listen politely and be engaging but after a while he would just get overstimulated and need some quiet.

Wrecker would do his best to follow along but Tech would want somebody who could really keep up with him.

Crosshair is more of a listener, which is fine sometimes, but most of the time Tech would appreciate different perspectives because he can be hyperfocused sometimes.

But Echo? They could spar for hours and hours with different ideas to make a project work or to come to a conclusion about a discovery. Tech can come off as emotionally robotic, and Echo is physically robotic, they’re like peanut butter & jelly. Both great alone, but better together.

#the bad batch #tbb #tbb spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #tbb headcanons #tbb echo #tbb tech #star wars #sw headcanons

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sadiecoocoo · 13 days

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Headcanon that Rex would’ve grown out his hair a bit after the war and that’s its fluffy as fuck and that it’s naturally blonde :)

#tcw #captain rex #ct 7567 #tcw rex #clone trooper rex #tcw headcanons #sw headcanons

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thepatchycat · 3 months

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I have a silly headcanon that the Wolfpack does a thing where every time one of them enters 79’s, they howl, and any other 104th members present in the club howl back. Other battalions find this varying levels of amusing or obnoxious but nobody else (not that many actually try) can howl and get a response—except for the 501st's Echo, who figures out that there’s a trick to it.

Addendum to this is that 104th shinies are encouraged to come up with their own personal howls as part of bonding with the battalion.

Second addendum to this is that howling has also been used as both a rallying cry and an intimidation tactic in battle.

#Star Wars #TCW #104th Battalion #SW Headcanons #Look they're a bunch of college-age young adults sorted into groups #Do NOT underestimate the power of goofy chants/traditions centered around unit solidarity #The Echo detail is in there because I've been harboring a vague idea for a scene where the 501st is at 79's #Fives tries to set off a howl but Echo's the one who succeeds #I imagine there's a lot of friendly heckling between battalions and each razzes the others for whatever they think is dumb #The truth is they're all silly #Patchy Babbles

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battlekilt · 6 days

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Clones are vaccinated against rabies.

Okay, but...

I imagine the Kaminoans reviewing the diseases they need to make sure their little growing Clones are all vaccinated against when they discover space rabies. Upon learning about how it works, how communicable it is to—ALL—mammals across the galaxy, they have thoughts and questions.

First of all, they want to know why everyone aren't vaccinated immediately. They vaccinate against space measles—why not this MUCH more deadly and destructive virus? All it takes is a kriffing vaccine! Drives them crazy.

Their amphibious brains, thinking about all the wild places the Clones will undoubtedly go, decide, "Uh, uh. Nope," and add space rabies to the rounds of shots to the list. They don't care if Jango Fett says that it is overkill. How is that overkill when rabies is a guaranteed death? Sure, Fett tried to explain that all a Clone would have to do is get the shot—if—they are bitten by a wild animal. But, that sounds careless and ridiculous. According to the literature they read, it takes a small scratch and someone's infected. Many mammals get infected and don't even know until it is too late.

To the vaccine kitchen, ladies!

Also, I HC that Clones have glyphs tattooed down their thighs that fade with time. Each glyph represents a specific vaccine they have been given. Before the tattoo is gone, they are to report for a booster. Yes, there's impeccable records, but the Kaminoans aren't going to fuck around and find out. A Clone is also responsible for double-checking that they are administered all boosters and know that they aren't supposed to be passive about keeping up with their vaccines.

#kaminoans #clone troopers #sw headcanons #kilt's headcanons

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weixuldo · 9 months

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Linecook Anakin HCs pt 2

pt one

HELLO once again i am back with more ani hcs… i have a multitude of ideas like a never ending flow so if u all want more lmk :)

warnings: cursing, ani is a typical horny young adult, smoking; weed, cut?

Sometimes he wears a black bandana to hold his hair back and…. Fuck, its hot

Wears a black hat sometimes too

One time he forgot to bring something to pull his hair back so he embarrassingly had to use someone’s neon scrunchie- he was not thrilled

The type of guy to douse himself in cologne before shift so he smells “good” for longer (plus he thinks you'll like it)

He definitely looks on the schedule app to see what day’s you’re working

Happily surprised when he sees you walk into the kitchen when he knew you weren’t scheduled.

Walks up to you when you’re clocking in; tosses his rag over his shoulder and leans up against the wall beside you.

“Hey beautiful, I didn’t think you were scheduled”

“Nah, I picked up Hera’s shift, wanted some extra money”

He clicked his tongue and smiled, “Ahh, I think you just missed me, you could have just texted me princess”

“In your dreams Skywalker”

Lots of “fuck’s” and “goddamn’s” when he accidently burns himself on the grill or oven.

When he cuts himself while preparing the meat or veggies, make sure to clean it out and put a brightly colored bandaid (he keeps them in his pockets) on it… mostly because he wants you to notice he injured himself.

“What happened Anakin?”

“Oh, nothing- I just was cutting too quick- it kinda hurts tho…wanna kiss it better for me?” he comments with a smirk

“Ughhh, I guess” you roll your eyes and indulge him.

He gets pissy when the other waitresses aren't running the food in the window because it backs up his workspace and he cant put out new orders

“Hands to the front!” he yells, as he checks the screen for the incoming orders

No one answers, he looks around and sees the waitress doing side work and getting drinks, but not running his food. what the fuck?!

A part of him is frustrated that you aren’t backing him up, but then he realizes you're not even in the kitchen.

You walk in and see the window is still full; “Guys! Can I get some hands to the window?! I can’t run all of your food plus mine and serve my tables all at the same time” you say loudly.

You stand by the window handing the plates to the new line of waitresses who are now ready to work so they don’t get yelled at later

“Alright, let's get these out quick! I know its rush but Anakin cant put up the new orders if these don't go out”

He smiled to himself, you’re not only helping him out, but you also care about him being able to do his work too.

Once everything is out and things have calmed down he thanks you

“I appreciate it, princess”

“No worries, I was just sick of running everyone’s shit by myself” you sigh

“You’re doin great” he smiles

One time you were on vacation for two weeks and he thought he would die

He flirted with other waitresses but it wasn't the same

The day you came back to work he was surprised to see you- he had forgotten to check who was working

“Hey y/n!”

His ears perk up at your co-worker’s sing-songy voice.

“Hey Rose” you reply.

You walk into the kitchen; your skin has a noticeable beach tan and he can see a small hit of your bikini line by your collarbone (and ofc that goes straight to his dick- good thing he’s wearing an apron)

“Hey Ani” you say, walking past the kitchen to put your purse in the back.

“Hey beautiful”

Throughout the shift he can't help but watch you breeze through the kitchen like you never left.

Your radiant smile enchants him, making it hard for him to concentrate on the orders coming in.

Definitely curses out new cooks when they mess up too much during rush

Anakin hates when the manager assigns him trainees- he doesn’t wanna come to work and have some idiot mess up his flow by following him all over creation

He gets this new guy and already doesn’t like him because he’s way too talkative

When the new guy finally starts on his own, he starts trying to get the know the waitresses: He talks about this TV show with Hera, exchanges jokes with Rose, banters with Ahsoka, but he doesn’t really talk to you; not that you care, work is for work- you don’t need to make friends with everyone.

Deep down Anakin is kind of glad he doesn’t try to talk to you (he gets a weird vibe from the new guy)

On 4/20 he brought a bong and all of the cooks and him hit it in the back before shift.

Everyone thought it was gonna be a disaster, but surprisingly all the cooks were more on top of orders than usual; half of them got really focused on getting stuff right, others just relaxed, and then there was the few who thought everything was hilarious

The restroom is in the front house where the guests sit, so when the cooks need a break they have to walk through the restaurant.

Sometimes you’ll see anakin come from the back; apron off, messy hair, and his cleaning rag looped on his belt.

But what you also see is a multitude of customers watching hungrily as he walks by.

For some reason that stirs something in you… annoyance? Or maybe it's jealousy?

He really is too hot to be working in the back of a restaurant- his face alone would make much more doing something more appearance based.

But what you don’t know is that he thinks the same exact thing about you.

Anakin walks back in from a smoke break and hears the “new” guy talking about a certain waitress he seems to like.

“Yea, y/n? she’s bangin’, like fine af. Y’all don’t understand how hard imma hit that when I get the chance”

Anakin’s eye twitches at the disrespectful description of your body and who tf did this guy think he was? There’s no way you’d even entertain him.

He’s two steps away from taking this guy out back and kicking his ass.

“Woah, woah man. That might not be the best idea” Rex, another cook, says.

“Yea, dude. Y/n is basically Skywalker’s girl… and I wouldn’t wanna mess with him when it comes to her” Cody offers.

Anakin saunters from around the corner, acting like he wasn't listening and the conversation subsides.

Later walks up to the new guy and grips his shoulder uncomfortably hard; “Yea, the guys are right- I would advise you stay away from y/n and I swear- If I ever hear you making crude comments about her again- you’ll be meeting me out back”

Anakin pats his back and continues on- safe to say he never talks about you again

Scrolls on dating apps that he never actually utilizes when he gets home from a closing shift and finds you- he sits up and focus on all of his attention on your profile

Suddenly bro’s a super spy because he’s analyzing everything- your bio, your likes, what you're looking for, your preferences, your music taste.

He taps through your pics and his eyes widen as he sees you in clothes other than just work ones… and maker- you are gorgeous.

His sweatpants feel a little tighter as he scans over a pic of you from your beach vacation- he recognizes the bikini by the tan he saw in you earlier in the month.

His hands tremble just a little as he decides if he should swipe right or just let it go.

In a moment of bravery he swipes right- now he’ll show up in your feed to judge-

“Match”

What?

The screen flashes pink and the words “match” are plastered across the top

That means that you saw his profile first and swiped right… what does this mean for work tmr??

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lightsaberlinguist · 4 months

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Jedi Headcanon #1

While the Room of a Thousand Fountains and the rooftop gardens are the most well-known green spaces of the Jedi Temple, dozens of other smaller gardens and greenhouses can be found throughout, preserving and recreating the landscapes of some of the hundreds of home worlds of the Jedi. These gardens are used for meditation, education and study in equal parts, preparing young Jedi to survive in a variety of planetary conditions.

#jedi hcs #jedi positivity #pro jedi #sw headcanons #i imagine there's a botanical 'garden' for glee anselm on the aquatic levels of the jedi temple #and a cool pine-covered garden filled with alderaanian plants #another for shilli #all with slightly different oxygen richnesses and all that #the jedi scientists can study the plants and pass on this knowledge to the rest of the order #idk i just think they're all such huge nerds they would do this

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