Sometimes I forget that Lego Star Wars writers were absolute menaces
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“I thought I killed you”
“Didn’t stick”
beskar upgrade ;p
inspired by the beloved @ijustreallylovedaredevil and @star-byrd
more disabled obi-wan au can be found here, here and here
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I feel like Star Wars missed the opportunity to make Darth Maul and Count Dooku beef. Like all there’s this conversation about Maul and Kenobi’s relationship but imagine being Count Dooku and you gotta live with the fact that the mf who killed your Padawan (one of the events that ended up making you align yourself with the Sith) is alive and living his best life. I would be so pissed. Sidious had to tell Count Dooku not to fuck with Maul bc I refuse that Dooku had no want to slide for Qui Gon Jinn
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We have to talk about the disaster lineage cause Yoda -> Dooku -> Qui Gon -> Obi wan -> Anakin -> Ahsoka -> Sabine is a crazy thing to think about, in that we got the last grandmaster of the Jedi before order 66, Darth Tyranus, the chosen one himself, the embodiment of the light side of the force and ends with a FUCKING MANDALORIAN who with a direct descendant of FUCKING TARRE VIZSLA
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Sith Dinner
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The way some people try to interpret/depict Dooku as a guy who at first earnestly founded the Separatists as a genuine peaceful attempt to secede from the Republic and establish a new better government only to fall into darkness later is...
It's just false
By the time Dooku established the separatists any desire for peace and reform were out the window, he wanted war and to create an empire with himself as the emperor (once he got rid of Palpatine)
That's canon, just look at the timeline
The Confederacy of Independent Systems (the separatists) is formed in 24 bby (2 years before Attack of the Clones and the outbreak of war)
Dooku is working for Sidious before The Phantom Menace (32 bby), and is in fact getting production of the Clone Army started at the sane time if not before the movie
Dooku had well since past over any well intentioned genuine reformist aims by the time he started the separatists
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For @kurtssingh
Count Dooku knows everything. He knows about Obi-Wan and Dooku's late padawan, Qui-Gon, and he told to the shocked knight about his most precious secret.
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Anyways do you think that at a certain point Sifo-Dyas looked at Dooku and could only see who he would become. Do you think that he looked at Dooku and could only see Tyranus. Do you think he told Dooku. Do you think Dooku knew for decades what Sifo-Dyas saw in him. Do you think
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Almost all the bad guys in star wars have ridiculous names aka:
Darth Tyranus (making me think of Tyrannosaurus)
Sheev Palpatine (no wonder he turned evil if my name would be Sheev I would've done it too)
Qymaen jai Sheelal (who is grievous btw)
Cad Bane (sounds like cabin)
And many more...
And then there is Anakin who got the coolest villain name ever and an awesome name+last name+ nicknames
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C O M P R E S S E D
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tyranus
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DOOKU YOU IDIOT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SERVE THE PEOPLE OF THE REPUBLIC AND WHAT DID YOU DO. WHAT DID YOU DO DOOKU. YOU HATED CORRUPT SENATORS WHO LEAVE THEIR PEOPLE TO STARVE AND WHAT DID YOUR MEGA-CORPORATION HELL GOVERNMENT DO TO THE SYSTEMS THEY ENSLAVED. YOU BECAME EVERYTHING YOU HATED AND YOU DESTROYED WHAT YOU SWORE TO PROTECT. YOU ARE AN IDIOT DOOKU
(also lmfao 'the council are the senate's lapdogs that's why i don't go to them when i want to make things better' you're making things "better" by helping a sith lord get elected to the senate. what is your reasoning my friend. what is your thought process here. how does that make the jedi more able to help people and how does that serve the galaxy. is this space dementia setting in or are you just the worst. i love you. please get your shit together or die.)
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dooku, seeing ventress: ah, yes, a lethal weapon to anyone that isn't wielding it
dooku, seeing obi wan: oh, a master, such a duelist, could go so far with such power
dooku, just glanced at anakin: you filthy little rat, look how low my lineage has fallen, a waste i say, a waste
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