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eli vanto using his math skills for good: fighting pirates, optimizing shipping inventory, double checking thrawn’s datawork
eli vanto using his math skills for evil: using beats per minute, a syllable counting matrix, etc to create the most cursed remixes that somehow go hard as fuck
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*Gossiping after their respective mission briefs*
Rex: I’m probably gonna die.
Cody: Well you’ve lived a good life.
Rex: I’m ten!
Cody: *unbothered, sipping his caf* I said ‘good’ not ‘long’.
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Clone wars headcanons that took me forever to edit
I feel like my last couple of headcanons have been mushy so I’ve decided to write some shit Ahsoka and Anakin do that piss each other off 
Ahsoka bites the skin around her nails all the time and most of the time she won't stop till they’re bleeding 
Anakin’s tried literally everything in the book to get her to stop 
He tried putting spices on her hands forgetting that she likes spicy food, he’s tried painting her nails (like that’ll do anything) but she keeps picking the paint off, now he just uses the force to remove them from her mouth 
That’s gotten a few growls from her but at least it makes her aware she’s doing it but it doesn’t stop her from bitting them a couple of seconds later
Honestly he’s given up and just sits in silence while she complains about the pain
Anakin paces whenever he’s even slightly nervous and she can tell how nervous he is depending on how fast he moves 
If he’s just kinda anxious he moves pretty slow but if he’s like one shirt caught on a door handle away from a panic attack he’s teleporting 
When Padme told him he was gonna be a dad he was ecstatic for about 24 hours but after that some invisible timer went off in his head he booked it to Ahsoka’s house (she lives down the street cause of course she does)
Walked into her room and woke her poor sleepy butt up with all his pacing 
Girl swears to this day he broke the damn sound barrier with how fast he was moving 
She just wordlessly sat up and patted her bed cause she knew she wasn’t gonna get any sleep until he did 
She sat by him and listened as he rattled off all his worries and only really stepped in when the darker thoughts surfaced when it was all said and done she turned to him and said “Now let me kriffing sleep” 
Should he have probably left the room yeah but he got a total of 30 minutes of “sleep” that night so it’s not surprising that he knocked the fuck out of
Padme was a little bit alarmed to wake up without Anakin but was quickly soothed when she read Ahsoka’s message “Your nerf herders with me” 
She knew the pregnancy would dredge up some unhappy feelings and she also knew Anakin can’t think clearly if he doesn’t have Ahsoka to sort through the bullshit in his head 
She just got ready for brunch with her two favorite people and smiled cause she knew Obi-Wan and Rex would join them for dinner with or without an invitation 
When Anakin and Ahsoka were living together they would kick each other out of their own bathrooms 
Why? Well Ahsoka said Anakin’s had better lighting and water pressure and Anakin would do it to spite Ahsoka because he knew it would piss her off  
Slowly but surely their stuff gets moved into each other's bathrooms and it’s a weird amalgamation of crap 
Also when they were living together Anakin would ask Ahsoka if she was hungry before cooking and she’d often say no because she didn’t want to impose but his cooking always looked and smelled good 
So half the time girl would just end up eating some of his food when she thought he wasn’t looking 
At first he was like “Snips you said you weren’t hungry” to which she would respond “Yeah I wasn’t hungry then but I am now” after that he starts making more food on instinct cause damn that girl can eat 
Anakin gets back at her pretty easily tho by taking the first bite of her food whenever they go out to eat his excuse is that he’s “making sure it’s not poisoned” he never does this to Padme cause he respects her too damn much 
And he can’t use that trick on Obi-Wan and Rex cause the former taught him the trick and the latter has a bullshit detecter built-in 
Both Anakin and Ahsoka pull that trick on the twins tho (which gets them a quick scolding from Padme) 
Speaking of the twins it’s not surprising that as they grow up they realize that their auntie isn’t human so of course like any normal child they have questions and Anakin being the little shit that he is spots an opportunity for some laughs 
So he turns to the twins all serious-like and goes “Well my loves we actually found your auntie in a dumpster we have no idea where she came from” the twins are distraught and go to the nearest adult who just so happens to be their uncle Rex 
And Rex also being a little shit backs up Anakin’s story with so much sincerity that even Anakin believed it a little bit 
The twins being the angels they are apologize to their auntie for her terrible origin story with tears in their eyes and her reaction more than made up for the swift ass-kicking the boys got  
When Anakin was taller than Ahsoka he made her life hell by making fun of her every time something was even slightly out of her reach
He would make a big deal about grabbing it for her while commenting about how the temple’s architecture wasn’t made with the “young ones” in mind 
Obi-Wan has turned multiple blind eyes when Ahsoka socked the shit out of his arms when he tells one too many jokes some days
When she finally grows taller than him she makes the biggest deal about it and no one can blame her 
While Anakin is the pilot Ahsoka is easily the navigator she often jokes that Anakin wouldn’t find his way out of bed without help 
Which is funny cause he often acts like a herding dog with her putting his hand on her back or holding her arm to guide her 
But he’s wrong 9/10 times so it’s not uncommon to see Anakin guiding her in one direction and then see him get dragged in the opposite direction a couple of minutes later  
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pomplalamoose · 1 day
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Ooohhh how about different eras of luke (ROTJ is my fav if doing one is easier) and maybe some modern dilf!luke 👀 reacting to you laying your head on his shoulder when you’re tired or have a headache pre-relationship?
Anonnn, you don't understand, I'm obsessed with this ask. I just HAD to do every single Luke era plus the Dilf AU as the cherry on top because it's been so long since I last wrote something wholesome😩
also it reminds me of the posts I used to do when I first started writing and ngl I'm feeling a little nostalgic
• sweet ANH Luke with his open smile and honest eyes is so easy to approach and befriend, resting your head on his shoulder comes almost naturally
• though unbeknownst to you he'd immediately be on the brink to loose his mind
• already he tends to be a little jittery with nerves whenever you randomly appear in the same room he is in
• even more so now that he's finally admitted his major crush on you to himself
• so just imagine his excitement the moment you decide to sit next to him
• as soon as your head touches his shoulder he goes bright red and doesn't dare to move in fear of accidentally shooing you away, his heart beating wildly in his chest
• for a slight moment he forgets how to breathe, though it's not like he minds
• this is the best day of his life
• not only does he finally get to feel the warmth of having you so close by his side, but also your soft hair aginst his cheek if he dares to tilt his head just a little bit
• when eventually he manages to somewhat normalize his breathing, his thoughts will start to wander
• he's SO proud you're clearly comfortable and feeling safe with him
• but should he strike up a conversation? Ask how you're doing? If everything's okay?
• maybe he could make you laugh
• your hands look so soft; what if he were to reach out and just take them in his?
• would you mind?
• he's not sure, his aren't as pretty and smooth as yours
• you smell very nice
• wouldn't your current position make you look like a couple to an outsider passing by?
• what if, and he feels very bold just considering, but, what if you...like him?
• quickly enough he has a very hard time remaining calm
• and how could he? He needs to tell someone about this RIGHT NOW
• good luck trying to catch ESB Luke sitting still for even once
• though should you be as lucky to catch him during a moment of rest and manage to lean on him, he'll feel similarly as ANH Luke; excited, a little nervous even, though not as much as his younger self would have been
• still he has to fight off the blush rising into his cheeks and will absolutely deny ever changing colors should someone (especially Leia, Han or even R2) point it out
• at the same time he wishes for as many as possible to witness this very monumental moment, hoping everyone will see that you're leaning on HIS shoulder
• HIS!
• yeah that's right! In your face, (add in name of random rebellion member that also takes an interest in you)!!!
• if he's feeling extra bold, he may use the chance to put an arm around your shoulder
• but very carefully so; he's afraid to overstep any of your boundaries
• after all he's not sure if you'd even like to be held
• there's only one problem: how is he supposed to do anything now?
• he has places to be, things to do, an Empire to fight!
• he's getting kind of warm too
• more than that actually
• Force, are you hiding a heater under all of your layers of clothing?
• also he just remembered; isn't there a meeting he has to attend?
• shouldn't he be working to improve his x-wing?
• he'll check on you out of the corner of his eye, trying to get a feeling for how long you plan to stay like this
• he needs to come up with a way to notify the others of his delay
• because there's no way he's moving even a single muscle
• he's not leaving you behind
• he simply can't!
• not when he was just chosen as your designated spot to rest your pretty but, admittedly, very heavy head
• but not to worry, of course he can handle it!
• he'll be here as long as you need him to be
• RotJ and post RotJ Luke is hard to keep tabs on and thus hard to find
• all you can hope for is to encounter him by pure chance, as he seems to simply have evaporated whenever you wander around searching for him
• though despite his withdrawn ways he's always welcoming and inviting should you happen upon him
• he, above anyone else, understands the importance of rest during a busy day
• he smiles mildly to himself as soon as you settle down and scoot close enough for your arms to touch
• the emotions you are unconsciously emitting, may it be nervousness, excitement or shyness, amuse him a great deal and he's keen to see whether you'll overcome them this time or not
• I don't think he'd tell you outright that he enjoys your presence, that it tends to calm him down and to ease his mind, until much later
• but despite what he is or isn't saying he can't help but feel a little warm inside whenever you come across him during the day
• despite that he can never not worry at least a little bit about your well-being and immediately feels the need to check in on you either with words or a gentle probe with the Force to make sure you're okay
• if he has the time to stay with you for a while he asks if you'd like to lay down
• see, he can shuffle to the side a little and then you could rest your head on his thigh instead of on his shoulder
• wouldn't that be more comfortable?
• he doesn't have a blanket in case you're cold, but maybe you could use his cloak?
• it's not the best, maybe a little rough and still a little dirty from his last trip as he didn't have the time to wash it yet, but it does a good job of keeping a person warm
• he doesn't show how happy he is should you follow his invite and agree to rest beside him, though maybe Leia would notice
• and possibly so would you by how he'd start to absentmindedly stroke your head and play with your hair whenever others are around to keep him properly distracted
• I think Dilf!Luke's reaction would really depend on the current situation/ on how far your relationship has already developed at that point
• here it's important to note though that he'd never tell you off or send you away for initiating contact, not even after just recently getting to know you
• yes he's standoffish and withdrawn, cold in demeanor, seemingly displeased with your presence in his house
• but when it comes down to it he is kind, always has been, even if he hides it away to protect himself
• his behavior towards you is nothing personal; the emotions you call forth are his to deal with
• he may try to at first but ultimately knows deep down that he can't hold you accountable for how his past still troubles him
• he's a father, deeply caring in nature
• no matter what, he could never bring himself to deny anyone his child's age comfort
• though he might be a little confused about why you chose him, of all people, to rest your head on
• after all it's not like he's been going out of his way to be peculiarly inviting or nice - quite the contrary actually
• he'll remain very still for the duration of your vicinity, involuntarily stiffening not only out of surprise but because it's been so long that anyone outside of his immediate family initiated intimacy
• he's so touch starved, so used to rarely feeling a person's warmth, that your simple act catches him off guard
• suddenly he has no idea what to do, how to continue on after
• for your own good and his child's sake he wants to keep you at an arm's length and yet...
• if he wasn't enamored with you before, he is so now
• he thinks back to those moments of doubt and insecurity frequently
• but where they once haunted him, they now serve as a reminder for how far he's come and what he was able to finally leave behind
• he's proud of himself too, yes, but most of all to call you his
• every little touch of yours, and may it be one as innocent as laying your head on his shoulder, fills him with joy
• never, in a thousand years, would he once have believed to be in a position to reciprocate your gentle displays of trust and affection
• but now that he can, now that everything feels a little less like a dream, it's all he wants to do
• (and he does)
• (forehead kisses are his favorite way to, he can't help it)
• (not when you placed yourself so conveniently)
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skybreakprimeonao3 · 5 months
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Jedi robes on Initiates and Padawans are large and roomy for the young to grow into. A Padawan might not get back to the Temple with a year of flying between constant mission, and it’d be embarrassing for a growing adolescent to have exposed arms and ripped seams.
Jedi robes on full grown Knights and Masters have multiple layers to help others. Another layer given to their Padawan or non-Force sensitive companions could save a life from the cold or sickness. Drop a layer as a decoy and still have the essential gear still on them.
Obi-Wan is the first to rip up his robes and tunics to use as temporary bandages until the Clones can get to a medic.
Cody is annoyed and heartened to see his General in only what is pretty much torn up short shorts and boots after a battle.
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bolithesenate · 2 months
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What happens when a Jedi Initiate dies?
It cannot always be prevented, the galaxy is a dangerous place, especially for children, and the Jedi are still only mortal.
Accidents happen. Illnesses exist.
Tragedies do too.
The Crèchemasters are highly trained to prevent that, of course, but they too are only mortal. They too can fail.
The death of an Initiate is a heavy burden, for the entire Temple. It doesn't happen often, but when it does it is a heavy burden. It is from that burden that one of the Order's most sacred traditions stems from.
They may die an Initiate, but they will not join the Force without guidance.
When an Initiate dies, they automatically gain the rank of Padawan – no matter their age. They will posthumously be taken in by a Master and be gifted a braid and a lineage. If they already found their crystal and built their saber, these too will be taken care of by their new Master.
Some Masters of such Ghost-Padawans, especially those who had a bond before their passing, will live the following years as if they had a living student. They will not take on another until the Force or they themselves deems them ready, at which point the High Council will hold a honorary Knighting.
Because while the Order might lose an Initiate, no Initiate will ever be left alone.
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angelltheninth · 8 months
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Could you do romance tropes with Star Wars characters?
I sure as hell can!
Pairing: Anakin, Obi-Wan, Darth Maul, Kanan, Poe, Kylo Ren x Reader
Tags: fluff, secret relationship, making out, sneaking around, flirting, denial, confession, lots of tension
A/N: I should expand on these one of these days cause they're all so good.
ANAKIN + NOBODY THINKS IT WILL WORK
He is a big flirt so of course everyone figures that it's a short term thing. Almost like they're just waiting to see how long you last before Anakin gets bored of you. No one except for you can see just how much he's fallen for you. It may have started with nothing but lustful nights and kisses but it's so much more now. He's seeking you out, holding your hand, talking about what will happen after the war, how he can give you a good life. He swears he will make things work.
OBI-WAN + UNREQUITED LOVE
He knows there's something there from how you look at him, he can feel it on his own heart as well, a feeling that Obi-Wan hasn't felt in so long. Of course he needs to wait until things have settled down before he does anything about this feeling. It's not that you don't like him back, you do but you can't bring, allow yourself to love him. You know it would tear him apart to have to choose between you and the Jedi. So when he confesses you convince him, and yourself that you don't love him back.
DARTH MAUL + LOVE/HATE RELATIONSHIP
Oh man, the tension between you can't be cut even by a lightsaber. No matter how many times you say you hate each other you always find a way into each others arms. Everything you do has an undertone of competition, it's way you both always walk away with so many marks on you. When you and Maul work together you always tease each other, you always try to fluster the other by outdoing each other and somehow relaying it back to the things that happen behind closed doors.
KANAN + LOVERS IN DENIAL
You live together, you sleep together, you tease and flirt and kiss each other, but no, you and Kanan are not lovers. You're together because you fit each other like a glove but you both deny any romantic feelings there. It makes you the subject of much gossip in the Rebellion but you try not to let it get to you much. When you think you hear the other confess you pretend it didn't happen. Not yet. You're gonna confess properly after the war. Until then what you have is enough.
POE + UNDERCOVER RELATIONSHIP
You and Poe get along really well, which is why you were chosen for an undercover mission. It was supposed to stay only that, you should have remained professional, but your hands and mouth and tongues had other plans. It may have started as an undercover relationship but by the end of the mission it's looking more like that was just an excuse for your true feelings to come to light.
KYLO REN + SUNNY VS GRUMPY
He doesn't want anyone to know you're in this sort of a relationship. You have to sneak in and out of his bedroom, but little doors he know that it makes you very happy to know you have such a special place in his heart. He will never admit it, he will have his angry face on whenever you point this out to him and it won't go away if you kiss him, you have to work much harder to get Kylo to stop frowning.
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jaderabbitartwork · 3 months
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QuiObi 2023 Bingo prompt - “Right person, wrong time.” You will have to pry my headcanon that Knight Qui-Gon found toddler Obi-Wan out of my cold, dead hands.
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yandere-wishes · 7 months
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Yandere!Anakin Skywalker is shameless lmao. Bro's the Stare Master. He constantly stares at you and while he's constrained by the Jedi Code, it doesn't mean he won't make advances towards you. To make things worse, he's infantilizing. He treats you as if you're made of spun glass and insists on fighting all of your fights.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out who he's got eyes on, but unfortunately it opens up weaknesses for his enemies to exploit. His constant conflict with what he's been taught and his obsession with you builds up and eventually explodes.
omg imagine Boba Fett being a yandere for you??? Better yet, when Fennec comes into the picture, she becomes a platonic yan for you too. They work together watching over you, they share and take turns with you.
Some food for thought. If the format is weird forgive me it's 1:44 AM rn
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No No!! I'm in love with this!! We'll do Anakin in this post and Boba in the next one ~💜
This works so well if you're his Padawan. Only a few years younger than him and a little too naive to fully comprehend the emotions hidden behind your master's star-crossed stare. Still, there's an odd comfort in feeling his eyes wherever you go. Ease in the knowledge that he's never too far away should you need him. 
 You even welcome the lingering touches and reassuring forehead kisses. The inexperience in you longs for something, someone to hold on to. A safety of sorts that only Anakin can provide. 
He's the chosen one. 
The golden boy.
You should welcome this. Whatever this is exactly. 
But as you grow. As your skills improve. You begin to note that nothing changes. Instead, it only gets worse. When the two of you are out on the battlefield he's constantly pushing you behind him. And that's only if he can't restrain you to the ship all together. You can't even remember the last time you took out an R0-GR. Or the last time you even ignited your lightsaber. 
Anakin's all over you when you return to base. Hands roaming your body, searching desperately for the slightest laceration. He mutters teasingly in your ear as he pulls your hips closer. "My precious little girl" or "My darling little padawan". It's infuriating and frankly a little embarrassing. He treats you like a doll. Like his doll. A precious little thing too pure for the war torn universe.
You've started to notice how the clones and other Jedi avoid you. 
Eyes glued to the floor when you walk by. 
Even the senators skurry away when you enter a room.
Not gonna lie, the isolation is getting to you. 
Anakin detonates when the Jedi counsel removes you as his padawan. Deciding it best to switch your master. You welcome the change, the chance to breathe. It feels like you'll be free at last...
But then Anakin disappears and the clones turn on the Jedi. The younglings are slaughtered and you find yourself face-to-face with Darth Vader. 
It doesn't take a genius to figure out what drove Anakin to the dark side. It doesn't take a genius to know what weakness Palpatine -or rather Sidious- exploited to turn Anakin into a Sith. It's all your fault really. You got him too attached. If only you'd kept your distance, if only you hadn't been so weak. Anakin drags you back to Mustafa. Claiming that when the time is right you'll become his apprentice again. Only this time in the form of an Acolyte.  
You can't escape him.
Not now, not ever.
Your fate was sealed the day he became your master.
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kalak · 1 year
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Can you imagine how confuddled Vader must have been at the bespin duel
Vader: he's trained with yoda and obi-wan, I shouldn't let my guard down - let's just test the waters
Luke: I'm going to do a jump here and oof oh no I'm backpedaling rn oh shit uhhh just slash and hack boys act like you know what you're doing stay calm stay calm
Vader: .....what the kriff is he doing
Vader: is this a new dueling tactic I've never heard of?
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Luke: blindly slashes out his saber
Vader: that isn't part of any lightsaber form
Luke: djjdjshsh I think I'm doing well rn actually
Vader: what the fuck? What the fuck is this? Why did he respond to my attack with blindly flailing his arms about instead of the textbook parry? What's his plan?
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Vader, crying: please.. please fight normally....
Luke: getting beaten up by flying debris if I'm confused the opponent is confused too
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seven-oomen · 8 months
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Honestly I really love how the clone wars fanfom just has all these intricate headcanons and fanon lore that has very little to none basis in canon. I love that shit. It's difficult to navigate at first but once you get into it it's so much fun.
What can I say? I'm a clown, I fit right into the circus.
Gimme blyla where bly is head over heels with his general but so bad at hiding it.
Gimme codywan who are the total opposite where obi-wan has the obvious crush but only when you catch his glances.
Gimme silver fox Fox who falls for Bail & Breha Organa. (I know Quinlan is most popular but I personally like the Organas better. My man needs stable people. )
Also Fox gets to shoot Palpatine, as a treat.
Gimme the wolf pack and dad Plo. And mom Shaak Ti with her cadets.
(And a few of my own headcanons)
Gimme the 501st and 212th who just adopt Ahsoka (and Cal) as their little siblings. (Cody adopts Cal as his own kid. He saw 9 year old Cal, impossibly small, and just adopted him on the spot.,)
Gimme a running joke among clones that the best place to look for missing padawan commanders is the vents.
Gimme badass Naboo handmaidens who absolutely kick ass and defend the padawans, Jedi, clones, and Senators Amidala and Organa with absolute ferocity.
Gimme Rex who falls for one of the handmaidens (Dormé) after seeing her decapitate multiple droids to protect Cal and Ahsoka.
Gimme a world where the clones gain freedom and get to live with the people they love.
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lovelybucky1 · 7 months
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Kinktober Day 5- Piss Kink
warnings: AFAB!reader, piss kink, bladder denial, wetting, humiliation kink, morning sex, teasing, dirty talk 18+ minors dni
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You stirred in bed, having been woken up by the bright morning sun beaming into the bedroom you share with your husband. You lift your head up enough to see the clock on your nightstand, noting you don't have to be out of bed for another thirty minutes.
From behind you, Anakin rolls over to face your back. He must have felt your movement and noticed you had woken up. He wraps his arm around your waist and scoots closer to you, pressing up against your bad.
"Mornin' baby," he mumbles in your ear, voice gravelly with sleep.
"Good morning." You smile to yourself, enjoying the warmth of his bare chest on your back.
The two of you cuddle in comfortable silence for a few minutes, just enjoying each other's company. It isn't until Anakin moves his arm and applies pressure to your stomach that you notice the uncomfortable ache in your bladder.
"Ani, let me up," you say, but he doesn't budge. "Come on."
"Not letting you go," he mumbles into the crook of your neck.
"I have to go to the bathroom," you say, trailing off into giggles when he starts placing delicate kisses on your skin.
"You can wait a few more minutes, can't you?" he asks.
You sigh. You'd do anything for this man. "Just a few minutes," you agree.
A few minutes turns into ten, which quickly becomes fifteen and ends up with Anakin's hand down the front of your pajama pants. He had teased his way under your shirt, then switched directions and trailed his fingers down your stomach and under your waistband.
"Anakin," you whimper. "I have to go to the bathroom."
It's the second time you've said it now, but Anakin still won't let you go. His precise fingers trace your clit teasingly, not showing any signs of stopping.
"Just hold it, baby. Let me do this for you," he says in that sweet voice that makes you agreeable to anything he says.
"Okay," you breathe out.
You lay still and allow Anakin to toy with you as he pleases. He's had so much practice and knows every little touch to drive you crazy, that it doesn't take long until you're squirming, but this time, it isn't just from pleasure.
"What're you movin' around so much for?" he asks, knowing full well what he's doing to you.
"Need to-" you cut yourself off with a moan.
"Need to what, cum? Go ahead, baby, you know you don't need my permission." Anakin smirks against your neck, clearly taking pleasure in teasing you like this.
He never stops rubbing circles on your clit, and despite your desperation, you feel yourself getting closer to the edge.
"Need to pee, Anakin," you manage to whimper out.
"Then let go."
You choke on a moan, shocked at what your husband just said. "Anakin," you gasp.
"We have a washing machine, baby. Come on, make a mess. Squirt all over our bed."
You're so close, riding the edge of your orgasm as Anakin plays with your body. Your bladder aches, and you fear that when you do cum, you'll relax too much. But that's what Anakin wants, isn't it?
"I-I'm cumming," you say.
Your orgasm washes over you, and during the waves of pleasure that wash over you, you feel a hot wetness on the insides of your thighs and soak into your pants. You stop yourself as soon as you regain your composure, but the ache in your bladder is ever present.
"Anakin," you pant. "Please let me go to the bathroom."
Anakin lifts his arm off of you and grabs the covers to pull them back. He reveals the dark wet spot on your pants and a small patch that leaked onto the sheets.
You're technically free to get up but for some reason you remain in bed waiting for his humilation.
"What a naughty little thing. I guess you're gonna have to do laundry today," he says. His tone is serious, but the smirk on his lips tells you he is just teasing you.
"You asshole," you huff as you scamper off to the bathroom, slamming the door behind you.
"If you had to piss, you should've just said something!" Anakin calls, still laying in the soiled bed.
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bilbosmom-belladonna · 4 months
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My super dumb headcanon of the best CC batch:
I, like many others, often group Cody, Bly, Fox, Ponds, and Wolffe together as having been batchmates growing up. Well today I noticed that if you arrange the last letters in their names just so you get pondSwolffEfoXblYcodY aka the Sexyy Batch and now that is a part of me I will never let go.
Furthermore, I headcanon that it was all entirely coincidental EXCEPT that Fox noticed the pattern and the only thing that didn't fit was because Wolffe was still spelling his name "Wolf" like a normal person. So Fox persuaded him to get creative with the spelling and they came up with "Wolffe" and then like 6 months later Fox acted all surprised when he noticed the acronym. He has never told anyone that he engineered this.
Addendum: when Cody and Rex become besties Fox only allows Rex the status of honorary batchmate because his name still works with the acronym SEXYY -> SEXXYY
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6lostgirl6 · 1 year
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Dating Kylo Ren Headcanons
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If you prefer a relationship with someone who is overprotective, obsessive and clingy, he’s the perfect match for you!
If you're dating Kylo Ren, it means that you have successfully broken down his walls which is very difficult.
He is a very reserved individual with unmanaged anger issues, preferring to keep to himself when given the chance.
Due to his nature, many individuals in the First Order try their best to stay out of his way in fear of his raging temper.
However, once you peak his interest, he will find ways of being around you while you carry on with your duties around the ship.
He has never been in love or even remotely had crushes before. When he starts feeling this need creep into his chest, he needs to uncover why you enchant him so.
He's very inexperienced with romance or courting, please save him.
Therefore, when he tries courting you, he fumbles at times and innerly gets pissed at himself.
He was trying to make you flustered, not giggle sweetly, which makes his heart race.
Once, he was caught by one of his knights practicing in the mirror on asking you out.
Cardo never ran away so fast in his life serving as one of the Knights of Ren.
Once you're offically in a relationship with him, you will see a different side to him that others never get to see.
Mentioned previously, Kylo is very overprotective. Your safety is his first priority and he will drop everything else if you were ever in danger.
He never allows anyone to cause you harm or touch you inappropriately.
The type that will not simply tell someone off, he will either choke them to death with the force or use his lightsaber.
Whenever Kylo's mind is made up, there is rarely anything that will change his perspective. Besides you.
He values your opinion over everyone else and gives you his undivided attention when you speak up and takes it into consideration.
His love languages are quality time and physical touch.
He is a very jealous man.
In public, he's more reserved in his affection. The most he will do is keep an arm around your waist or give you temple kisses when he isn't wearing his mask.
In private, good luck having him keep his hands off you, he craves your touch.
Spam Liking = Blocked
However, he isn't jealous as in someone has a chance to steal you from him. He's the type of jealous that feels rage within him when someone thinks that they can even remotely try.
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minnierevercez · 8 months
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Singing clones, ladies and gents
Did you guys know Temuera Morrison has recorded a cover album ? It's called Tem and it's on Youtube and I absolutely love it, his voice is so warm, and it's my go-to album when I want to chill or when I am ironing (don't ask)
And now I can't help picturing the 501st around a campfire, and they've either found or made a guitar of sorts, and they're just making up songs as they go and everyone sings along
Then one night the 212th is here too and Cody sings every single love song there is to Oblivious Obi-Wan Kenobi
Like he sings Can't take my eyes off of you while staring him dead in the eye until even Anakin Are-you-an-Angel Skywalker makes retching sounds in the background and at the end Obi-Wan just claps and goes "My dear Commander, I never knew you were such a poet" and everyone facepalms, Cody included
Of course the Bad Batch then starts a rock band with Hunter's suave vocals
And, I mean
Tech on the drums
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kolsmikaelson · 2 months
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— ANAKIN SKYWALKER NSFW ALPHABET
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NOTES - i’ve never wrote for ani before so i hope this is okay :)
WARNINGS - nsfw 18+ content, fem!reader, not proofread so ignore typos!
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
if theres time, he’ll run a bath and clean you both up, get you some water and then take you to bed, but if not he’ll still clean you up and ask if there’s anything he can do before you get back to what you were doing
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
if he had to pick it would be his hands (or maybe im projecting). and on a partner i think he’s a boob guy honestly, doesn’t matter what size he’s still obsessed
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
loves when you squirt, he loves that it gets all over him and he also loves to come on your tits
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
loves it when you spit in his mouth and make him swallow it, he thought he’d only be into it when he was doing it to you but the first time you did it to him, whew let’s say something in him changed that day
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
not super experienced, he was only ever with padme before you and they never had much time to have sex but he’s a quick learner
F = Favorite position ( goes without saying)
doggy, he loves that he has such easy access to slap your ass but also reach around your front and rub your clit
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
he’s not scared to be a bit goofy with you, it’s not very often when it’s completely serious the whole time
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
he’s well groomed, he likes to keep it trimmed and neat for not only himself but his partner too
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
he’s loving and caring, will always make you get off 1-2 times before he even thinks about getting off himself
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
doesn’t do it often, would rather you do it for him or fuck you than using his hand
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
mommy kink, spit kink, choking (force choking mostly),
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
his speeder. it’s usually in the middle of the night when everyone's in bed asleep already or during the day when there's just enough time to get away with it
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
seeing that pleading look on your face when asking him to fuck you, he gives in so easily
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
nothing with bodily fluids (minus spit and cum), he won’t do anything where your face is covered in any way because he loves seeing the pleasured looks on your face way too much
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
giving. he’s a god at giving head and he knows it, but he wont turn down a blowjob either
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
he’s honestly a mix of both, it just depends on his mood. if he got back from a rough mission he’ll be fast and rough but if it was im the morning after you both wake up he’ll go slow and take his time
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
he’s obsessed with them, he’ll pull you to the side just before leaving for a mission
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
oh yes, he loves to experiment with you, he’ll be up to try anything once
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
3-4 rounds, he’ll take a few minutes between each round to check on you and get you a glass of water before continuing
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
yes! he has a couple of his own but he also keeps a couple to use on you
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
he prefers to tease you over you teasing him, anakin loves seeing you get all riled up
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
not too loud but not super quiet either, he mostly moans right next to your ear
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
loves fucking your face, whether it be with his dick or a dildo it doesn’t matter he loves it
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
i’m thinking he’s a good 7 inches and well groomed. he likes to keep it neat down there
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
so high. he’d keep going until he passed out if he could
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
i think he already has issues sleeping so it takes him a while to fall asleep afterwards
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