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nxpthys · 24 days

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Aemond: Can we please stay in your room?

Helaena: Why?

Daeron: We played with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Aemond: Aegon doesn’t know how to banish the spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled, “DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!”

#ok i'll make this a modern setting series so heres the tag:#chaotic modern setting au - green fam #pls i need a fic #disaster siblings #daeron & aegon & aemond the chaotic triad #house of the dragon #incorrect quotes #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #daeron targaryen #helaena targaryen #targtowers #incorrect hotd quotes #pro team green

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bbygirl-aemond · 1 year

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just realized that when criston and harwin start throwing hands, aegon backs away and aemond reaches for him to push him further away to safety, going so far as to stand between his older brother and the threat.

they've already internalized their roles as king and protector so much so that even as children they fall into them instinctively, wordlessly, and you expect me to be NORMAL about them???

#my boys :(((((((((((((#disaster siblings #aegon targaryen #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #show #hotd #house of the dragon #aegon #aegon the elder #aegon ii #aemond #aemond one eye

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 8 days

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More headcanons about Anakin and Ahsoka being menaces to the general public

I feel like both Anakin and Ahsoka react to being sick in similar ways and by reacting in similar ways I mean they do everything in their power to ignore the fact that they’re sick

Which is funny because they both get annoyed when the other refuses to accept that they’re sick Ahsoka will take any hint that Anakin gives her that his condition is failing and runs with it

Man could breathe different way and she’s like “Master it sounds like you’re sick maybe you should lay down and let me take over” to which Anakin refuses

Ahsoka’s just as bad because Anakin tries his best to take care of her without letting her know he’s onto her

But of course she’s not stupid and can tell when he’s being more of a helicopter sibling than normal and calls him on it

God forbid they get sick at the same time because they just spend the whole time trying to take care of each other

And god forbid they get sick at the same time when Obi-Wan is around cause then they just turn into whiny children

Like no seriously it’s like a switch goes off in their brains that renders them into beings incapable of fixing their blankets

Obi-Wan obliges because what dad would stop taking care of their kid depending on the age

Honestly my brain kinda leaned into Ahsoka’s chaotic younger sister energy with this one

But I love the idea that she will just sneak attack Anakin and Obi-Wan

Most of her “sneak attacks” go something like this: Anakin walking down the hall minding his business when Ahsoka drops down from the ceiling

But before she can land on him he sidesteps and grabs her by the collar before she can hit the floor which results in Ahsoka moaning and groaning that she “Almost got him that time” and Anakin grumbles back that the only thing that “almost got her” was a black eye

He does have to admit that her random seak attacks have made her better at climbing

Sometimes she’ll walk up behind Obi-Wan and try to cover his eyes but most of the time all she gets is his shoulders

Most of the time it doesn’t even slow the man down he just keeps walking while asking her about her day and how classes are going

But as she gets older she’s able to mask her presence better and manages to sneak up on the men once or twice

Obi wan is always willing to admit defeat and congratulates her on her well earned victory

Anakin blames it on his age and that’s the only time that Ahsoka will ever hear him admit to being “old” (he’s 30)

It’s an ongoing joke that you shouldn’t separate Ahsoka and Anakin some say you risk a limb if you try others say you’re risking your life what most don’t mention is how you’re risking your sanity

Because they become the most annoying motherfuckers when they’re apart

Ahsoka acts like they’ve been separated for 10 years and will tell stories like she’s reminiscing about the good old times but most of the time the people she tells the stories to were present for the events so it goes something like this:

“Hey Rex do you remember when me and Anakin threw someone into that lake those were the days” “Yes I do remember that commander because I was that person and it was a week ago”

In his defense that’s the fifth story she told him in the past hour and here was there for all of them

Anakin’s just as bad but for a different reason because all he does is overthink

Like don’t get me wrong he keeps up the “cool guy” personality before she leaves but the second she’s gone he’ll sprinkle little questions into normal conversations like “Do you think she packed warm enough?” “Do they have enough emergency rations?” “Did anyone make sure that ship was up to code before they left?”

He made sure she packed for every single weather possible, he packed enough rations for two weeks even tho they were supposed to be gone for two days, and he checked the ship before they left

Sometimes Anakin or Ahsoka will just walk into each other's room and hang out they don't do much they kinda just sit down and talk

Sometimes they have a silent but mutual understanding to leave the room and go bother Obi-Wan in his

I love the idea that Obi-Wan and Anakin are victims of Ahsoka’s undying fascination with human hair she loves when their hair is long and encourages them to grow it out longer so she has more to work with

She all but falls to her knees when she sees how long Padme’s hair is and she’s the creator of some of Padme’s funkier hairstyles (both Anakin and Padme make a small note to force Ahsoka to do their future kid's hair)

She’s also weirded out by facial hair so every single time Obi-Wan shaves or Anakin tries to grow a beard they’re treated like a different person entirely

It took them a while to figure out why but once they did they lost their minds laughing (and also made silent vows not to do it again cause it freaked her out)

People often say it’s like Ahsoka and Anakin can read each other's minds without using the force

Some people find it hard to believe but it’s pretty easy to tell when people are having conversations through their bond and when two people are having a conversation just with looks

It’s not an uncommon sight for them to shoot each other looks after someone says something a little bold and for both of them to be laughing by the end of it

It’s just as common for them to get into little arguments and finish it in complete and total silence before one of them finally gives in with a huff

It’s kinda freaky but they don’t seem to notice and everyone around them is too used to it to care

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eros-sinclair · 8 months

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I started this a long ass time ago, but its finally finished now!

The Lords of Hell must assume mortal guises to infiltrate Sanctuary, why? To eat good food, drink wine, and be annoying of course! (This is a part of a Post!D4 AU of mine, which i will not explain right now it’d take too long)

Lemme know if ya’ll want more content with these designs, especially their shenanigans on sanctuary

#my art #diablo #diablo 2 #diablo 3 #diablo series #diablo 4 #diablo au #belial #Azmodan #Baal #Mephisto #Duriel #andariel #lords of hell #disaster siblings #they are here to cause problems #well all except Azmodan #hes just here to grill

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aotearoa20 · 1 year

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Maedhros: You’d better have a good reason for all the trouble you caused

Curufin: We have SEVERAL

Curufin: Pettiness

Celegorm:… and Anger

Maedhros: That’s it?

Celegorm: We also have a deep seated need for attention

#incorrect silmarillion quotes #celegorm #curufin #disaster siblings #maedhros

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aurora-nerin · 8 months

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Hank: So, you guys have been working here for a year.

Hank: What do you like about the job?

Connor: I get to help people!

Sixty: I get to shoot people!

Nines: I like Gavin

#Anderson siblings #disaster siblings #nines #sixty #connor #hank #rks

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angelcorefan · 2 months

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Small hc of mine

KC Glow is the youngest of two older brothers who doesn’t wanna talk to him or even see him due to being in different states

El Cool P is a only child with no other siblings and doesn’t know how being siblings work

The day KC Glow called El Cool P ‘big bro’ Cool P broke down and sobbed while hugging KC

Found family has me in a chokehold

#incredibox #incredibox wekiddy #I like angst #found family #disaster siblings #el cool p #kc glow #cupidartz

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lusquefusque · 1 year

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now we're torn, torn, torn apart, there's nothing we can do. just let me go, we'll meet again soon.

#disaster siblings #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua #umbrella academy #gave up trying to make it perfect #blame it on my fever #came to the conclusion that i hated the long streak on the second gif #by lus

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gwenbrightly · 5 months

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Disaster Siblings Appreciation Post

The removal of the Poptropica membership is making me worried for the future of my babies so I am recording some of their disasterful beauty here for posterity! Long live Bes and Claira!

#poptropica #Jade scarab island #Bes and Claira #Disaster Siblings

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nxpthys · 23 days

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Kid!Aemond: Hey, we can't go in there. It says 18+ and there's only two of us.

Kid!Aegon: You're so fucking stupid.

Kid!Aegon: Just invite more people.

#disaster siblings #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #pro team green #incorrect hotd quotes #house of the dragon #targtowers #aemond x aegon #targtower bros

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bbygirl-aemond · 11 months

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aegon, playing scrabble: i will put down 'A' to make 'a.' helaena: i will add onto your 'A' to make 'rat.' aemond: i will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'biostratographic.' aegon: helaena: aegon: aemond, you're banned from scrabble from now on. daeron, who was banned months ago: HA!

#he's too smart it's no fun #disaster siblings #team green #quotes #incorrect house of the dragon #incorrect hotd #hotd #house of the dragon #aegon targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #aegon the elder #helaena targaryen #helaena #aemond targaryen #aemond #aemond one eye #daeron targaryen #daeron the daring #daeron

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 4 days

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Clone wars headcanons that took me forever to edit

I feel like my last couple of headcanons have been mushy so I’ve decided to write some shit Ahsoka and Anakin do that piss each other off

Ahsoka bites the skin around her nails all the time and most of the time she won't stop till they’re bleeding

Anakin’s tried literally everything in the book to get her to stop

He tried putting spices on her hands forgetting that she likes spicy food, he’s tried painting her nails (like that’ll do anything) but she keeps picking the paint off, now he just uses the force to remove them from her mouth

That’s gotten a few growls from her but at least it makes her aware she’s doing it but it doesn’t stop her from bitting them a couple of seconds later

Honestly he’s given up and just sits in silence while she complains about the pain

Anakin paces whenever he’s even slightly nervous and she can tell how nervous he is depending on how fast he moves

If he’s just kinda anxious he moves pretty slow but if he’s like one shirt caught on a door handle away from a panic attack he’s teleporting

When Padme told him he was gonna be a dad he was ecstatic for about 24 hours but after that some invisible timer went off in his head he booked it to Ahsoka’s house (she lives down the street cause of course she does)

Walked into her room and woke her poor sleepy butt up with all his pacing

Girl swears to this day he broke the damn sound barrier with how fast he was moving

She just wordlessly sat up and patted her bed cause she knew she wasn’t gonna get any sleep until he did

She sat by him and listened as he rattled off all his worries and only really stepped in when the darker thoughts surfaced when it was all said and done she turned to him and said “Now let me kriffing sleep”

Should he have probably left the room yeah but he got a total of 30 minutes of “sleep” that night so it’s not surprising that he knocked the fuck out of

Padme was a little bit alarmed to wake up without Anakin but was quickly soothed when she read Ahsoka’s message “Your nerf herders with me”

She knew the pregnancy would dredge up some unhappy feelings and she also knew Anakin can’t think clearly if he doesn’t have Ahsoka to sort through the bullshit in his head

She just got ready for brunch with her two favorite people and smiled cause she knew Obi-Wan and Rex would join them for dinner with or without an invitation

When Anakin and Ahsoka were living together they would kick each other out of their own bathrooms

Why? Well Ahsoka said Anakin’s had better lighting and water pressure and Anakin would do it to spite Ahsoka because he knew it would piss her off

Slowly but surely their stuff gets moved into each other's bathrooms and it’s a weird amalgamation of crap

Also when they were living together Anakin would ask Ahsoka if she was hungry before cooking and she’d often say no because she didn’t want to impose but his cooking always looked and smelled good

So half the time girl would just end up eating some of his food when she thought he wasn’t looking

At first he was like “Snips you said you weren’t hungry” to which she would respond “Yeah I wasn’t hungry then but I am now” after that he starts making more food on instinct cause damn that girl can eat

Anakin gets back at her pretty easily tho by taking the first bite of her food whenever they go out to eat his excuse is that he’s “making sure it’s not poisoned” he never does this to Padme cause he respects her too damn much

And he can’t use that trick on Obi-Wan and Rex cause the former taught him the trick and the latter has a bullshit detecter built-in

Both Anakin and Ahsoka pull that trick on the twins tho (which gets them a quick scolding from Padme)

Speaking of the twins it’s not surprising that as they grow up they realize that their auntie isn’t human so of course like any normal child they have questions and Anakin being the little shit that he is spots an opportunity for some laughs

So he turns to the twins all serious-like and goes “Well my loves we actually found your auntie in a dumpster we have no idea where she came from” the twins are distraught and go to the nearest adult who just so happens to be their uncle Rex

And Rex also being a little shit backs up Anakin’s story with so much sincerity that even Anakin believed it a little bit

The twins being the angels they are apologize to their auntie for her terrible origin story with tears in their eyes and her reaction more than made up for the swift ass-kicking the boys got

When Anakin was taller than Ahsoka he made her life hell by making fun of her every time something was even slightly out of her reach

He would make a big deal about grabbing it for her while commenting about how the temple’s architecture wasn’t made with the “young ones” in mind

Obi-Wan has turned multiple blind eyes when Ahsoka socked the shit out of his arms when he tells one too many jokes some days

When she finally grows taller than him she makes the biggest deal about it and no one can blame her

While Anakin is the pilot Ahsoka is easily the navigator she often jokes that Anakin wouldn’t find his way out of bed without help

Which is funny cause he often acts like a herding dog with her putting his hand on her back or holding her arm to guide her

But he’s wrong 9/10 times so it’s not uncommon to see Anakin guiding her in one direction and then see him get dragged in the opposite direction a couple of minutes later