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Alternate names for the falcon that han solo considered:
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kalak · 1 month
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There's an adhd hack which I wanna describe but it's going to sound sort of fake and sort of like I'm saying "just do the thing" which I'm not.
Basically it can be impossible to start doing the thing, but once you've started it, it's actually fine right? It's just FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to start it, especially because you don't want to do it.
So I've got this way where I start it "without meaning to" a bit like if you were standing on the edge of the cliff and unable to make yourself jump off but... but you can jerk your body violently-- then you're falling and you don't really get a say in the matter any more.
A good example of this is not wanting to make a call. So you'd sit there and plan what you want to rehearse and hit the button when you're ready... or not, because actually you'd put the phone down and run off to do literally anything else.
So instead, I just hit call really fast, with no actual intention to make the call. Oh shit I really don't want to but now it's ringing and oh shit someone picked up and now we're already rolling and it'd be worse to hang up than to just talk--
I do the same thing with timers and work tasks where I've trained my brain to only be 'winning' the 'game' when the 15m timer is running so now if I hit the timer I'm like 'oh shit work started and I'm LOSING' and I'll jump up to do exactly 15 minutes of work... Only now I've already started and I might as well keep going, right?
Turning tasks into "reactions" not "actions"-- And reacting is way easier.
It's kind of setting the "poor impulse control" part of ADHD against the "Procrastination" part and making them fight.
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kalak · 1 month
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for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of my whimsical nature, i make impulse decisions because i love spontaneity, i forget things from before because i live in the now, i get everywhere late because i'm a free spirit, my place is a mess because i'm a creative type, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my wallet in the oven
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kalak · 1 month
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196 rule
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kalak · 1 month
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i fucking love finding random enthusiast subs on reddit and just observing the ecosystem silently like a bird guy with a pair of binoculars studying all the slang & controversies & associated lore... currently knee deep in r/cannedsardines learning which sardine brands are considered cringe by the sardine eating community
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kalak · 1 month
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Good To Drive I Am, the series
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kalak · 1 month
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if han solo was one of those greasy sci fi butches working with all that heavy machinery (spaceship) , sweating through her tank top.. i think that would’ve fixed the star war
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kalak · 1 month
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family reunion
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kalak · 1 month
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Remembered the wolves in rebels were kinda Ghibli inspired and had a moment
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kalak · 1 month
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Same vibes
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shoutout to rian johnson for this absolutely fucking unhinged scene that we got instead of luke mourning the death of his friend
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kalak · 1 month
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Art block
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kalak · 1 month
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'Star Wars' and 'Harry Potter' are two franchises that try to claim, textually, that it doesn't really matter who your family is whilst showing subtextually that it unequivocally does matter who your family is.
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kalak · 1 month
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Get tongued
*picks your blorbo up with the rat tong
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kalak · 1 month
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*picks your blorbo up with the rat tong
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kalak · 1 month
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"but luke skywalker is whiny!!" thats the point girl…,,
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kalak · 1 month
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STAR WARS OUTLAWS (2024) Massive Entertainment | An Ubisoft Studio
“These are dangerous times. At least, that’s what I hear. The Empire? They’re everywhere. But the world here… belongs to the syndicates. If I want to survive, I have to play their game. I’ve been held back my whole life. And now, I just need a chance to finally be free. Wherever that takes me. The underworld shows no mercy, but it’s a big galaxy out there and I’m gonna risk it all.”
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kalak · 1 month
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the hadron collider is like an angel to me
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