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lipstickmarks · 3 months
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original tweet by my fwiend
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*Steven, Marc and Jake sitting in jail*
Steven: So who should we call?
Marc: I’d call Konshu, but I feel safer in jail
Jake: I can get us out
Both Steven and Marc: no killing
Jake: I can’t get us out
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wildgirllz · 2 years
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Khonshu : I need a favor. Leave the worm.
Jake and Marc crying in the corner : I want Steven.
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*ok, but what is Jake's stragle?*
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Bucky: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Steve: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Bucky: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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*Random man speaking shit about Steven*
*Steven looking like a kicked puppy*
Marc: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.
Jake, calmly: it's not necessary amigo.
Marc: why?
Jake, pointing at Y/n: just look.
Y/n standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BOY I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!
Marc: holy shit.
Jake: yeah. Holy shit.
Steven: mates.. . Don't wanna break the magical moment but Y/n is choking that man.
Khonshu, from the corner: FINISH HIM LITTLE HUMAN!
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usaigi · 1 year
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sadwetcatmk · 10 months
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I told myself I wouldn't make any of these, but alas, some made me giggle too much
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bitchystxrk3000 · 2 months
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Loki, negotiating with Steve & Bucky
Loki: We have Y/N. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Y/N: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Steve & Bucky:
Y/N: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-
Steve & Bucky, in unison: Y/N STOP
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incorrectanything · 6 months
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Y/N: Steven was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Y/N: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.
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ninebluehearts · 2 years
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Y/n: I love you!
Marc: Awe I love you too, baby
Y/n: Lemme talk to Steven
Steven: Yes, love?
Y/n: I love you!
Steven: Awe, I love you too, darling!
Y/n: Lemme talk to Jake pleasee
Jake: Sí, mi amor?
Y/n: I love you!
Jake: I love you too, cariño
Marc: *takes over again* was that really necessary?
Y/n: Of course??
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Jake: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Marc?
Marc: … No.
Steven: I do!
Jake: I know, Steven.
Steven: I’m sad!
Jake: I know, Steven.
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welovelouisandbucky · 2 years
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Moon Knight Incorrect Quotes #8?
(Y/n is cooking)
Steven: Any chance that’s for me?
Y/n: It’s for Jake. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Marc: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment
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wildgirllz · 2 years
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Marc : She’s real pretty though, Jake.
Jake : Stevens prettier.
Marc : I know, I know.
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I think I'll start posting these in groups from now on :)
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Steve: Being gay bi is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us. Bucky: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
Steve, getting teary: I love you so much.
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