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wildgirllz · 2 years

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Khonshu : I need a favor. Leave the worm.

Jake and Marc crying in the corner : I want Steven.

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einno-arko · 1 year

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(I wanna tag @my-secret-shame cause you inspired me to make these 😭)

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incorrectanything · 2 years

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[First date]

Y/N: So, what are your pronouns?

Jake: I identify as a fucking threat. My pronouns are try/me.

Y/N:

Y/N: Lovely...?

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ynbabe · 1 year

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Moonknight x reader incorrect quotes pt.2-

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Marc, about Jake: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Y/N: Are we stealing them?

Steven: New or used?

Marc: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Marc: I’m going to take you out

Y/N: great, it’s a date!

Marc: I meant that as a threat.

Y/N: See you at five!

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Marc: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Anubis' avatar- Y/N: That's why I carry two swords.

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Marc: I made tea.

Y/N: I don’t want tea.

Marc: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Y/N: Then why are you telling me?

Marc: It is a conversation starter.

Y/N: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Marc: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Marc, gritting: You're right.

Y/N: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Marc: Do you take constructive criticism?

Y/N, in his Armani avatar suit: I only take cash or credit.

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Marc: What are your goals?

Y/N: To pet all the dogs.

Marc: No, fitness goals.

Y/N: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Marc: Y/N, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Y/N scheming with Anubis: Well of course I have.

Y/N: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Y/N: It's boring.

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Y/N: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Marc: I beg to differ

Y/N: Then Beg

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Steven: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Y/N: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

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Marc: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Y/N: You people already know too much about me.

Jake: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

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Marc: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Y/N: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Anubis isn’t

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Marc: Hey, did you know as a kid I accidentally ate paper?

Steven: I feel like we've all done that at least once.

Y/N: I ate it too-

Steven: See?

Y/N:-On purpose...

Marc & Steven: ...What?

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Marc: Y/N and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Steven: * Sighing * What did Y/N do?

Marc: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Y/N: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Khonshu, talking to Anubis through Y/N: You bought a taco?

Y/N: Yes.

Khonshu: From the same truck that hit Marc?!

Anubis, with a mouthful of taco: Well, Y/N starving ain't gonna help you or them.

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Steven: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Y/N: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Marc: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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deadqueerboys · 1 year

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Steven: Just gonna explain once, i'm aroace, Marc is bi and Jake is pan. Do you have any questions?

M/n: Yes, the bird that flirted with me, what is he?

Steven: ...gay? Take the eyes from Jake's things.

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stvenwithav · 2 years

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Jake: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Y/N: I think you mean cards.

Jake, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.

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oldermenaremyreligion · 2 years

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Incorrect quotes

Steven: Love are you sure this is necessary?

Y/n, putting up bird feeders all over the house: Yes, I am sure this will make Khonshu like me even more.

Steven: Love it doe--

Y/n: Shhh, you'll scare the bird away!

Marc and Jake: *face palm*

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underoosparkerr · 2 years

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oscar isaac on the set of moon knight > everything else

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curlygirlybitchachos · 2 years

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Jake: if I was your husband I would poison your cafe.

Marc and Steven: O.o

Y/n, laughing: if I was your wife... I would drink it.

Marc and Steven: XD

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acciopatronusstuff · 2 years

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Steven: Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that much.

Y/N: Oh, you’ve been?

Steven: Once. . .in monopoly.

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welovelouisandbucky · 2 years

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Moon Knight Incorrect Quotes #8?

(Y/n is cooking)

Steven: Any chance that’s for me?

Y/n: It’s for Jake. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Marc: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment

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wildgirllz · 2 years

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Marc : She’s real pretty though, Jake.

Jake : Stevens prettier.

Marc : I know, I know.

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z0mbiehiph0p · 2 years

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Jake: Who hurt you?

Y/N: Do you want a list?

Jake: *cracks knuckles* Yep.

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incorrectanything · 2 years

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Y/N: What does the little paper in your fortune cookie say?

Jake, eating the entire cookie: The what?

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ynbabe · 1 year

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Moonknight x reader incorrect quotes- pt. 1

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Steven: Good morning.

Marc: Good morning.

Layla: Good morning.

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Jake: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Steven: You're a loose cannon, Marc.

Marc: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Layla: I think you play by your own rules.

Y/N: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Steven: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Marc: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Jake is a loose cannon.

Jake: *smashes a chair*

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Steven: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Marc: Rude.

Layla: That’s fair.

Y/N: Again? Jake!

Jake: Are you going to want this back, Y/N?

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Steven: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jake: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Layla: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Y/N: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Marc: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Steven: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Marc: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Jake: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Y/N: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Marc: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Jake: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Khonshu, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Khonshu: Where's Marc, Steven, and Y/N?

Jake, hiding Marc and Steven, and Y/N in the trunk of his taxi: They're playing hide and seek.

Khonshu: Where?

Jake: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Marc: Are we really going to let Steven keep Layla?

Jake: We kept Y/n.

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Steven: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Marc: Tubular AF!

Layla: Mood to the max!

Y/N, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Jake, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Steven: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Marc: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Layla: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Y/N: I knew I lost those morals somewhere!

Jake: My moral code, is that you?

Steven:

Steven: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Steven: Anyone d-

Marc: Depressed?

Layla: Drained?

Y/N, Anubis' avatar: Dead?

Jake: Disliked?

Steven: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

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Steven, banging on the door: Marc! Open up!

Marc: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Jake: No, he meant-

Y/N: Let him finish.

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Jake, used to Y/N's bullshit: Dammit, Y/N!

Y/N, who has done about 20 things since waking up: What?! It wasn’t me!

Jake: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Marc!

Marc: Not me either.

Jake: Oh...Then who set the apartment on fire?

Steven, who had a nightmare and kicked a candle into the curtains : *whistles*

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Y/N: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jake, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Y/N: This is such a bad idea.

Jake: Then why are you coming along?

Y/N: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Y/N: And I love you.

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Y/N, defending Jake and himself: Okay. I get it. We've had a really hard time lately, we're stressed out, seven people died-

Anubis: Twelve, actually.

Y/N: Not the point. Look, they're dead now, and really whose fault is that?

Anubis: Yours!

Y/N, cleaning the blood off his suit's claws: That's right: no one's.

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deadqueerboys · 6 months

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Steven: You're always mean with me.

Konshu: No i'm not! I didn't even talked about how dumb you look in that suit from last night.

Steven: You just.. okay, forget it!

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