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incorrectanything · 1 month
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Bruce: Just do it, Y/N!
Y/N: Are you sure this is how people ask each other out?
Bruce: Yes!
Y/N: Alright then.
*Walks over to Charles*
Y/N: Charles, will you be the top to my bottom?
Charles: *starts choking*
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incorrectanything · 2 months
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Tony: If you have any suggestions, feel free to put them in the suggestion box. Y/N: But.. that's just a trash can. Tony: Sure is.
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incorrectanything · 5 months
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Dean: Are you a virgin?
Y/N: Why, are you planning a sacrifice?
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incorrectanything · 5 months
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Marc, walking into the kitchen at 4:30 AM: What the fuck are you doing? Y/N, pouring gatorade into the waffle mix: The Lord's work.
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incorrectanything · 5 months
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Dean: I just can't believe you would do this to me.
Y/N: I'm sorry, I had no idea.
Dean: It's called a betrayal of trust! Does that mean anything to you?
Y/N: Of course it does! I didn't mean to hurt you.
Dean: YOU DON'T JUST GET ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE AND I have nothing prepared for you...
Y/N: I'm sorry, I just thought of you when I saw this leather jacket.
Dean, pouting: Now I look like a big ol' jerk.
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incorrectanything · 5 months
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Y/N: Steven was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Y/N: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.
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incorrectanything · 8 months
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Jake: So are we flirting right now? Y/N: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU! Jake: That doesn't answer my question.
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incorrectanything · 11 months
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Poe: If you think my grammar sucks, you should see my life decisions.
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Y/N: Good morning, Bucky! You look beautiful today.
Bucky: Good morning-
Y/N: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!
Bucky: Oh.
Y/N: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY!
Bucky, softly: oh.
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Y/N: Who the fuck- Steve: Language! Y/N: Y/N: Whom the fuck-
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Y/N, pointing: May I sit there? Marc: That's my lap. Y/N: That doesn't answer my question, Marc.
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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[Bucky & Y/N fighting over text] Bucky: so can we talk? Y/N: about what Bucky: us Y/N: why do you wanna talk about the united states? Bucky:
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Jake: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules. Jake: Is there a point system or is it to the death?
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Bucky: When I suggested releasing a bird at the wedding, this wasn't what I meant. Y/N, struggling to hold an ostrich: WELL YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHICH KIND!
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Y/N: What's a metaphor? Steven: My life's a train wreck. Y/N: I know that, Steven, but what's a metaphor?
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Jake: Okay, so get this. Jake: You make ten meals, you're not a cook. You make twenty paintings, you're not an artist. Jake: But you kill oNe pErsON-
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incorrectanything · 1 year
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Bucky: Can you recommend me a book that has made you cry? Y/N: General mathematics 6th grade edition.
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