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panic-in-the-multiverse · 2 years

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*Steven, Marc and Jake sitting in jail*

Steven: So who should we call?

Marc: I’d call Konshu, but I feel safer in jail

Jake: I can get us out

Both Steven and Marc: no killing

Jake: I can’t get us out

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traveller-of-the-knight · 7 months

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I think I'll start posting these in groups from now on :)

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juneknight · 3 months

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Reader, trying to be seductive: is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Jake: it’s a gun.

Reader: …

Jake, sensing he has done wrong: also, I am happy to see you…?

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curlygirlybitchachos · 2 years

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*Random man speaking shit about Steven*

*Steven looking like a kicked puppy*

Marc: I'm gonna hit the living shit out of this guy.

Jake, calmly: it's not necessary amigo.

Marc: why?

Jake, pointing at Y/n: just look.

Y/n standing up from the table, running towards to the guy: IF YOU DARE TO SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT MY BOY I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR WINDPIPE AND TEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING SPINE. GET IT?!

Marc: holy shit.

Jake: yeah. Holy shit.

Steven: mates.. . Don't wanna break the magical moment but Y/n is choking that man.

Khonshu, from the corner: FINISH HIM LITTLE HUMAN!

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usaigi · 1 year

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sadwetcatmk · 10 months

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I told myself I wouldn't make any of these, but alas, some made me giggle too much

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karmaspidr · 2 months

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Batman: What is the situation, Commissioner?

Gordon: Some of Joker's guys tried to rob a shipment of Ace Chemicals. My guys got an anonymous tip, most likely from those responsible for this, saying where they are and that the situation has been handled. And to also bring a few ambulances.

Batman: Scans the scene. Paramedics are treating men with clown face paint. Cops are struggling to cut down tied-up men in ridiculously high places. Some were receiving emergency surgery.

Batman: Any idea who did this?

Gordon: Figured it wasn't your squad. Hands Batman a note. It reads, 'Courtesy of Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends. P.S., sorry about the blood.

Batman: Turns to some of the thugs.

Thug 1: The Devil... The Devil is in Gotham. He's come for us all!

Thug 2: It was like fighting three different people at once. One moment he was throwing baterangs at us and the next he was caving our fucking skulls in.

Thug 3: I don't know how he did it. He was like ten feet away. I shot him. I should have hit him. But when I fired, he was in my face. And he made fun of me!

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incorrectanything · 6 months

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Y/N: Steven was getting on my nerves today, so I told him I can't wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Y/N: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Y/N: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as the panic takes over.

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ninebluehearts · 2 years

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Y/n: I love you!

Marc: Awe I love you too, baby

Y/n: Lemme talk to Steven

Steven: Yes, love?

Y/n: I love you!

Steven: Awe, I love you too, darling!

Y/n: Lemme talk to Jake pleasee

Jake: Sí, mi amor?

Y/n: I love you!

Jake: I love you too, cariño

Marc: *takes over again* was that really necessary?

Y/n: Of course??

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youretellingmethisdidnthappen · 2 years

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Jake, on the phone with Y/N: Turn around

Jake: No, the other way

Jake: Again, the other way

Jake: Okay, one more time

Y/N: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Jake: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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Jake: Steven made me care about stupid things.

Marc: Like what?

Jake: Friends. Humanity. My well being.

Steven, happily cooking in the kitchen with a goldfish apron on: Don't forget the morals!

Jake, sighing in despair: And... [Gags] morals.

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panic-in-the-multiverse · 2 years

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*Marc being tired of all the shit in his life*: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Jake: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2.

Steven: Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice.

Konshu: Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Y/N: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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traveller-of-the-knight · 7 months

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No one:

Season 1 Jake:

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wysteria-clad · 2 years

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Steven: what is your favourite tea?

Y/n: *makes fuckboy face* it's you, Shaw-tea

Marc: *trying not to laugh* can we break up with her?

Jake: you mean marry her? *grins*

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curlygirlybitchachos · 2 years

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Y/n: guys! Guess what?

Marc: ?

Y/n: the pretty shop assistance asked me out of a date

Marc:...

Y/n: Marc? Are you alright?

~In the head space~

*Jake, cursing in Spanish, destroying everything around him*

*Steven, crying in the corner*

*Khonshu making a plan, how to kill the shop assistance*

~Out of head space~

Y/n: Marc? Are you having a stroke?

Marc: I'm sorry. I just told the others. We are happy for you baby.

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mandofury · 2 years

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Marc: Moon looks gorgeous, doesn’t it?

Jake: *looking at Marc* Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Marc and Jake in unison: *sighs* Steven

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