#mr. knight incorrect quotes
Jake: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Marc?
Marc: … No.
Steven: I do!
Jake: I know, Steven.
Steven: I’m sad!
Jake: I know, Steven.
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Marc: *gets stabbed*
Steven: that-
Steven: [WH EE Z E]
Steven: THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A-
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Steven: *Is carrying all the groceries*
Layla: *Holds out hand to help*
Steven: *aggressively moves all groceries to one hand to hold Layla's hand*
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Khonshu: Group of homosexuals.
Steven: Yes, you have a problem with this?!
Marc: Since when you're..
Jake: Relax, HE'S ANYTHING BUT STRAIGHT.. CRAZY BIRD!
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When the Moon Boys end up in court
Matt Murdock: My client suffers from disassociative identity disorder. He has five documented personalities.
Judge: Should we swear them all in separately?
Source: Law and Order SVU S9 E1 "Alternate"
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original tweet by my fwiend
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3 in 1 Shampoo
a/n: click the images for better quality and scroll, please 💞
Tag list (pls ask to be added or removed): @bobastayhigh @weblesstherains @h-leigh @unspokenmoon @ahookedheroespureheart @thursdaywritings @gebstargeb @softieekayy @fem-moony @peachjellypackets @pakhiya @darlinglittledevil @anixluxtt @mrs-cupidd @gebgeb @poeticabomination @runny-mascara
this work is part of the series "I'm friends with the moon". This also can be read as a stand-alone.
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🤍 Moon Knight daily advice 🤍
Your body is a temple, so use it to summon ancient spirits!
-Marc
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Smash Bros Sexyman Contest!
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Steven: What the hell? The door's been locked from the outside
Marc: We seem to be trapped in one of those "can't leave until you have sex" rooms
Jake, unbottoning his shirt: Bien
Steven: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the "can't leave until you are emotionally honest with each other" room
Jake:
Steven:
Marc: We're going to die in here
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*Steven, Marc and Jake sitting in jail*
Steven: So who should we call?
Marc: I’d call Konshu, but I feel safer in jail
Jake: I can get us out
Both Steven and Marc: no killing
Jake: I can’t get us out
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khonshu: summon your boytoy.
marc: okay, first of all, if anything i’m steven’s boytoy, so get that straight. secondly-
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M/n: There's a difference, i swear. Like, Maarc..
M/n: See? Easy to moan. BUT, J-jake.. looks as a slut, and he likes that. Still, S-s..teven, is the best opition.
Khonshu: ...cool? I didn't even know that you could see me, are you okay, human?
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khonsu whenever steven fails to negotiate.
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(Y/N): *is carrying all the groceries*
Layla: *holds out hand to help*
(Y/N) *aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Layla's hand*
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