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Race: Davey, Are you okay?
Davey: Define okay
Race: Are you breathing?
Davey: Do small, panicked breaths count?
Race: Yeah
Davey: Then yes, I’m okay
#newsies#newsies incorrect quotes#newsies memes#newsies live#racetrack higgins#davey jacobs#david jacobs#source: the last of us
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Random enemy: That’s a weird fucking tone man!
Ahsoka: that’s way he sounds, he has an asshole voice. Rex tell him he’s okay.
Rex: Everything is great.
Ahsoka: Dude!
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Mike: Can I have a gun?
Nancy: Absolutely not.
Hopper: No.
Mike: Okay, Jesus, fine. I'll just throw a fucking trophy at them.
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Midoriya: If things get bad down there, we turn around and run right back out the same way we came.
Iida: Oh, that’s your great plan?
Midoriya: No, that’s my dicey-as-fuck plan.
#Dekusquad#IidaDeku#Izuku Midoriya#Tenya Iida#Midoriya Izuku#Iida Tenya#Deku#Midoriya#Iida#source: The Last Of Us
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Arthur, teaching young John to shoot: Deep breath in, slow breath out. You gotta squeeze the trigger like you love it. Gentle...steady...nice and slow...
John: You gonna shoot that thing or get it pregnant?!
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The Flash: Thats a weird f-ckin’ tone man.
Stargirl:Thats just how he sounds. He has an asshole voice. Tell him its ok.
Crimson Avenger:….everything is great….
Stargirl: Dude…
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Anna: Can I have a sword?
Kristoff: Absolutely not.
Elsa: No.
Anna: Okay, Jesus, fine. I'll just throw a fucking sandwich at them.
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okay okay okay okay okay SO I suddenly had this wish:
Ellie Fenton: Hey.
Danny Fenton: Scoot.
Ellie Fenton: Fun day at work, huh?
Danny Fenton: What are you still doing up? It's late.
Ellie Fenton: Oh crud. What time is it?
Danny Fenton: It's way past your bedtime.
Ellie Fenton: But it's still today.
Danny Fenton: Honey, please not right now. I do not have the energy for this.
[She gets out a small gift box from nearby.]
Ellie Fenton: Here.
Danny Fenton: What's this?
Ellie Fenton: Your birthday.
[He opens it.]
Ellie Fenton: You kept complaining about your broken watch... So I figured, you know. You like it?
Danny Fenton: Honey, this is...
Ellie Fenton: What?
Danny Fenton: It's nice, but I-...I think it's stuck. It's not...
Ellie Fenton: What? No, no, no, no.
[She sees he's just kidding her.]
Ellie Fenton: Oh, ha, ha.
Danny Fenton: Where did you get the money for this?
Ellie Fenton: Drugs. I sell hardcore drugs.
Danny Fenton: Oh, good. You can start helping out with the mortgage then.
Ellie Fenton: Psh - yeah, you wish.
Have yall ever considered this sitch for Danny and Dani?
What about if it actually were Ellie from TLOU?
What if tlou!Ellie were a halfa in their world for whatever reason?
I have much inspiration.
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Quaritch: Get up, we're leaving. C'mon.
Spider: And if I say no?
Quaritch: Do you even realize what your life means? Huh? Running off like that. Putting yourself at risk... it's pretty goddamn stupid.
Spider: Well, I guess we're both disappointed with each other then.
#avatar: the way of water#spider soccoro#miles socorro#miles spider soccoro#colonel miles quaritch#colonel quaritch#navi quaritch#incorrect quotes#incorrect avatar quotes#source: The Last Of Us
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Y/n: "Can I have a gun??."
Soap, Ghost and Gaz: "No."
Price: "Absolutely not!."
Y/n: "Okay! Jesus, fine! I'll just throw my fucking sandwich at them."
[Reference]
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Y/N: I'm not her, you know. Natasha told me about Peggy.
Steve: Don't. Don't say another word.
Y/N: I'm sorry about her, Steve, but I have lost people too.
Steve: You have no idea what loss is.
Y/N: Everybody I have cared for has either died or left me. Everybody fucking except for you! So don't tell me I'd be safer with somebody else, because the truth is I would just be more scared.
POV: Y/N went with Nat to visit Steve after Peggy's funeral. She offered to stay and be there for him, but he shuts her out due to his mixed emotions about everything.
Might make a oneshot based on this. It's tempting!
#incorrect quotes#source: the last of us#steve rogers imagine#steve rogers x reader#asgardian!reader#odinsdottir#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#mcu#x reader#mcu au#mcu fanfiction#oneshot#imagine#drabble#angst#captain america civil war#steggy
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Richie: Can I have a gun?
Mike: Absolutely not
Stan: No
Richie: Okay, Jesus, I’ll just throw a fucking sandwich at It
#losers club#it#it chapter 2#it stephen king#the losers club#losers club incorrect quotes#richie tozier#mike hanlon#stan uris#stanley uris#source: the last of us
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Random enemy: That’s a weird fucking tone man!
Peter: that’s way he sounds, he has an asshole voice. Bucky tell him he’s okay.
Bucky: Everything is great.
Peter: Dude!
#source: the last of us#bucky barnes#incorrect mcu quotes#marvel#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#peter parker#mcu#spider man#winter soldier
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Conan: Haibara, are you okay?
Haibara: Define okay.
Conan: Are you still breathing?
Haibara: Do small, panicked breaths count?
Conan: Yeah, they count.
Haibara: Alright. Then I’m okay.
#dcmk#magic kaito#shinshi#coai#edogawa conan#haibara ai#incorrect dcmk#incorrect quotes#source: the last of us
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Gwen: If she so much as twitches…
Young Eda: *fake choking noises*
Gwen: Don’t.
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Alison: Mia, I just got off the phone with the hotel. They all send their love and your Uncle Robin wanted me to pass on a new joke to you.
Teenage Mia, sighing: Fine. Say it.
Alison: "What is downside to eating clock?"
Mia, rolling eyes: What?
Alison: "It time consuming."
Mia:
Mia, snort: OK that's actually pretty good, tell him I really laughed this time.
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