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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them
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they moved wyll to the center for good pr
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Some of you would not survive waiting months to years for a WIP to update.
Look at me, listen to me: A couple of months is way too early to think a fic is abandoned or dead. A year is often too early. Internalize this.
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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Hand studies with the tadfool's preferred wine & beer orders:
Shadowheart - White wine and lots of it. Leave the bottle.
Astarion - Red. It's red, it's in a glass, don't worry about it (trying to keep it 'warm' in his hand - or using it to warm his hand, your choice.)
Karlach - Red ale, a big and crisp in a nice big, cold 24 oz glass.
Lae'zel - Hazy IPA, bright and full.
Gale - Some sort of fancy barrel-aged something or other, comes in a pretty glass and looks expensive.
Wyll - A classic amber ale - or whatever is a specialty of the place they're at.
Tav - Stout, dark enough to see yourself in.
(Is this a sneaky modern AU thing? Maybe a little and in dress - but I think the taste still stands either way.)
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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Lae'zel joins the short hair crew
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You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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