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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months

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Y/N: I just had a thought.

Pietro: Your parents would be so proud.

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qwertyheidi · 2 years

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Yuu to the 1st Years: Thank you, guys. I will never be able to repay you for the kindness you've shown me in here. Besties for life, I say!

Crowley: Yuu. I finally found a way to send you home!

Yuu: Later, losers.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland yuu #twst x mc #twst x yuu #twst yuu #twst first years #twst crowley #source: scream queens

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justheretopetyourdog · 3 months

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Hermione: You're a horrible person.

Draco: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

#hermione granger #draco malfoy #dramione #draco x hermione #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #incorrect dramione quotes #source: scream queens #the sass #i can fix him

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i-only-see-daylight · 2 months

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Tamlin: You’re a horrible person!

Rhysand: Maybe. But I’m rich and I’m pretty, so it doesn’t really matter.

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thingsoverheardatua · 2 years

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[when the Todoroki brothers find the reporter that’s been printing Fuyumi slander]

Todoroki: That’s our sister.

Natsuo: And she’s no bitch.

Dabi: But I am. [decks the reporter]

#MHA Spoilers #BNHA Spoilers #Shouto Todoroki #Natsuo Todoroki #Fuyumi Todoroki #Dabi #Shoto Todoroki #Todoroki Shouto #Todoroki Natsuo #Todoroki Fuyumi #Todoroki Shoto #The Todoroki Siblings #The Todorokis #Touya Todoroki #Toya Todoroki #Todoroki Touya #Todoroki Toya #Todoroki #source: Scream Queens

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fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur · 2 years

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Phoenix: We just left Hangman and Rooster, and they said they were going home to have a handsome contest.

Dagger Squad: *stare at her with a questioning look*

Bob: It's where they try on different outfits and see who's more handsome.

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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year

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Theodore: Potter is found swimming at the Black Lake and Draco is coming down to the Dungeon now. He’s going to talk about that for the whole week. What do we do?

Pansy: Great question, Theo. The choice is obvious. Kill the annoying twink

Blaise: Agreed

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she-is-miller · 2 months

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Amber: What I'm supposed to do? Apologise?

Jerome: That's exactly what I want you to do!

Amber: Over my rich hot dead body.

#amber millington #jerome clarke #house of anubis #hoa #incorrect sibuna quotes #source: scream queens

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angelofthenight · 1 year

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Vance, over the phone: See, despite what you heard, Hell sucks, it's not fun.

Vance: Yes, there are water slides, but they're lined with razor blades and you splash down into a pool of boiling pee. Also, zero dinosaurs.

Finney: There's no dinosaurs?

Vance: No. As soon as I got there, I was like: "Where are the dinosaurs?" And they were like: "We know. Jesus broke in and stole them."

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shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said · 2 months

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Mary: What I'm supposed to do? Apologise?

Jonathan: That's exactly what I want you to do!

Mary: Over my rich hot dead body.

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Mary Reid #Jonathan Reid #source: scream queens

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incorrect-losers · 5 months

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Stan: You’re an awful person

Greta: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #stan uris #stanley uris #greta bowie #source: scream queens

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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year

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Wade, over the phone: See, despite what you heard, Hell sucks, it’s not fun.

Wade: Yes, there are water slides, but they’re lined with razor blades and you splash down into a pool of boiling pee. Also, zero dinosaurs.

Peter: There’s no dinosaurs?

Wade: No. As soon as I got there, I was like, “Where are the dinosaurs?” And they were like, “We know. Jesus broke in and stole them.”

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verysadlesbian · 2 months

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(At Orin's funeral)

Durge: Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today because a backstabbing little bitch got exactly what was coming for her.

#baldur's gate 3 #dark urge #durge #bg3 bhaalspawn #source: scream queens #astarion would approve #orin the red

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mask-of-anubis · 8 months

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hoa x scream queens

#house of anubis #rufus zeno #victor rodenmaar #source: scream queens

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barclaysangel · 1 month

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Andy: I just had a thought.

Kyle: Your mom would be so proud.

#chucky #chucky 2021 #child's play #andy barclay #kyle simpson #alex vincent #christine elise #incorrect quote #incorrect chucky quote #source: scream queens

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hawkinsincorrect · 2 months

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El: You're a horrible person.

Henry: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.

#practically canon #incorrect quotes #stranger things #source: scream queens #henry creel #vecna #eleven

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