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Vance, sobbing: (y/n)! (y/n), I would be nothing without you! Ok?! I’m sorry! Ok? Please!
You: You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car.
Vance: (y/n), I was in a bad mood! I told you that’s what happens after I eat!
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*Vance and Robin do something incredibly illegal*
Bruce: We are not mad. We are just disappointed
Finney: No, we are mad.
Bruce: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide
Finney: No, we’re not!
Bruce: I am not a mind reader, Finney!
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The platonic parents
Bruce is still new to this parenting thing
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Computer: Enter password
Robin, typing: finn
Computer: Too weak
Robin:
[Later]
Finney: Robin, what happened to the computer?
Robin: It insulted you.
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Robin: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Finney, blushing: I—
Vance, butting into the conversation: Bruce is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Finney: This is bad, this is really bad!
Bruce: Dude, what is it?
Finney: I kissed Robin
Bruce: Whoa
Bruce: I owe Vance so much money
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Finney: Goodnight moon
Finney: Goodnight tree
Finney:
Finney: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Bruce, waving: Goodnight Finney!
Robin: *Face palm*
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Vance: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Bruce: what?
Vance: like is there a point system or is it to the death?
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Black Phone Incorrect quotes (except its things that have actually happened to me)
Griffin: Would you love me if i was a worm?
Vance: I would fucking step on you without second thought.
Griffin: Wow you're such a dick
Vance: Never said i was nice
Griffin:...You're not wrong but i'm gonna be upset anyways
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Billy: My dog is super sick and im really worried
Vance: Sucks to suck loser
Billy:
Vance:
Vance: I deeply apologize, i said that on instinct. I hope your dog gets better.
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Bruce: They can't even play the game right, all you have to do is kept the damn ball in the air
Finney: Why are you so mad? Like dude it's just volleyball, you dont even play volleyball
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Griffin: I saw a dead bird on the way to school.
Billy: Why are you so calm about that?
Griffin: What you think this is my first time seeing a dead animal on my way to school? Rookie mistake.
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Robin: Is it because i'm hispanic?
Finney: Stop. You know i'm white and can't say anything but deny that statement
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Finney: Humans are so weird, like think about it we're just bones with flesh on them
Robin: It's to early for this
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Griffin: I love you more than life itself
Billy's dog:
Griffin: Well said.
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Finney x reader Incorrect quotes Pt. 1 | F. Blake, R. Arellano, G. Blake, Y/N
warnings: Shipping between Finn and Reader ofc!
Sage's notes: I actually love him so much. Please enjoy these <3
Gwen: *about Finney and Y/N* They make a cute couple, huh?
Robin: They're definitely standing next to each other...
Finney: Okay, truth or dare?
Y/N: Truth
Finney: How many hours have you slept this week?
Y/N:
Y/N: ...Dare
Finney: Go to bed.
Y/N: I don’t like this game.
Y/N: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Finney: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Y/N: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Finney: Is it working?
Y/N, to Finney: We had a date!
Y/N: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
Gwen: Is this your plan B?
Y/N: Technically, this is plan P.
Gwen: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Y/N: Yes, but I marry Finney in plan M.
Finney: I like plan M.
Finney: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Y/N: Three words.
Finney:
Finney: Can you cut me some slack, Y/N? I’m sort of in love.
Y/N: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Finney: I’m in love with you.
Y/N: *Blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Finney: Did it hurt when you fell-
Y/N: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Finney: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Y/N: ...
Finney: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Y/N: You're right.
Finney: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Gwen: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Finney: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Y/N I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Finney, very much awake: Uh oh.
Hope you enjoyed! Feel free to send in requests, my pinned post has who I write for and a few rules <3
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Robin: STOP TALKING ABOUT GETTING POSSESSED
Finney: I’m free real estate
Robin: YOU ARE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE
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TBP INCORRECT QUOTES
except all of these are direct quotes from me and my friends
Tw: gun mentioned, drugs mentioned
Vance, to Bruce: Nobody is going to do it for you.
Vance: Be your own criminal.
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Vance: I have a gun and I am going to shove it down your throat.
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Some guy, about Vance: I am very scared sitting next to this guy does anyone want to switch seats
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*Griffin and Paperboy arguing over what the easiest video game is*
Griffin: it's cookie clicker.
Paperboy: NO YOU HAVE TO SACRIFICE A FINGER FOR THAT 😡
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Finney, looking in Robin's closet: what the hell is that
Robin: the abyss where all my stuff goes.
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Robin, eating fun dip: I am doing the legal version of drugs.
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Bruce, in art class: this will bother me for the rest of my life but I am not restarting.
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Note: so many of those quotes were just impossible to read. But we were funny tho ngl
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Vance: We're not leaving this room till we figure out this whole will they, won't they, Kermit and Miss Piggy thing we got going on.
You: Wait, sorry, am I Kermit or…
Vance: Yeah, 'cause you're smart with skinny legs and I'm Miss Piggy because I'm a star.
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Robin : I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Finney: Wow. They sound stupid.
Robin: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Finney: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Robin: I guess you’re right. Hey Finn, I love you.
Finney: See! Just say that!
Robin: Holy fucking shit.
Finney: If that flies over their head then, sorry Robin , but they're too dumb for you.
Robin : Finney.
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[Vance driving with Billy, Finney and Robin in the back and Bruce in the passengers]
Someone: [speeds past and cuts him off]
Bruce, an empath: Road rage is not th-
Vance: OH YOU WANNA PLAY GAMES SHITHEAD [steps on gas] I WILL PLAY GAMES
Billy: NOT WITH US IN THE BACK
Finney: [screaming]
Robin: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU FINNEY
Finney, abruptly stops screaming: WHAT-
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Bruce: I love murder mysteries!
Vance, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
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Robin: I'm not scared of anything!
Finney: ROBIN WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?
Robin: I am now scared of something
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