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Me infiltrating Crockett island to get the hot vampire priest to fuck me:
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I don’t know if someone has done this yet, but I just can’t picture it any other way:
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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
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nothing is worse than software that tells people when I’m online or when I read their message or when I’m typing something. I always want to be as unknowable in my silence as god
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#midnight mass#father paul hill#father paul x reader#john pruitt#vampire#priest kink#hot priest#text post#meme#paul hill
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I will never get how people here aren’t losing their minds more over that pathetic little priest from midnight mass. He is either mumbling incomprehensibly or screaming like a lunatic. He is constantly covered in blood. He’s a manic pixie dream girl. He’s a poor little meow meow. He ate a guy
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I couldn't get this image out of my head so here please take it.
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"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"
"prosper stupid poultry"
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BREAKING NEWS: Writer discovers for the millionth time that they can write whatever they want. Join us now to see if the lesson will stick.
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Vampirism is such slut behavior. Oh ur immortal and you bite people to stay alive? U literally suck people to not die? Ur a “creature of the night”? U have fangs? Slut. Bite me.
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Hey, don't cry. Five thousand fanfic daydream scenarios inside your head about the super-obscure fictional character you've latched onto like an orphaned duckling, okay?
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My medieval and ancient ancestors watching me trying to charge my laptop and connect to WiFi: Ah, yes, she must feed her magic mirror on the telluric current and summon the spirits of knowledge from the aether.
My ancestors watching me proceed to doomscroll on Twitter: Alas! She is beguiled by the cruel babblings of the demons within the mirror; soon she will descend into melancholy from the things she has witnessed.
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saying "are you haunted? are you fucking possessed?" is my favorite way to express my taking issue with someone else's behavior. like brother you are acting so strange and unlike yourself that the only explanation is you are being tormented by a spirit of some kind.
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