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Vance, sobbing: (y/n)! (y/n), I would be nothing without you! Ok?! I’m sorry! Ok? Please!
You: You called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car.
Vance: (y/n), I was in a bad mood! I told you that’s what happens after I eat!
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Vance Having a Crush On a Quiet Reader
Vance usually hates people like you, quiet, introverted, and he surprised himself.
He tries to tell himself he doesn’t like you
He even misses multiple days of school just so he wouldn’t see you, not in a bad way, he just has such a big crush on you
but then he sees you at school one day and he can’t stop staring.
He stares so much, and sometimes he doesn’t look away when you catch him staring. He gets zoned out just thinking about you.
You’re sure Vance doesn’t like you. Maybe he just has a staring problem. he seems like the type of guy to bully people like you. But you’re wrong. Like, dead wrong.
His friends think that he has a crush on you he does but he doesn’t wanna admit it
They make fun of him for it, he doesn’t have crushes a lot.
I honestly think his friends are the type of people to yell out “Vance likes you” whenever they see you.
Overthinks asking you out a lot.
He’ll legit walk up to you ready to ask you out, and when you face him he’ll run away.
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Billy: ah yes, here we have a beautiful couple.
Finney: I really care about your feelings
Robin: I really care about YOUR feelings
Billy turning his head: …and then there’s the disaster couple…
Vance: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL
Bruce: I WOULDNT HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU
Stole this from steddiealltheway
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Bruce: Finney can’t know everything, maybe he doesn’t know how to kiss?
Robin: No, he’s good at that to.
Bruce: what
Robin: what?
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𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬
Vance: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
[Name]: It’s not a joke.
[Name]: *sniffles*
[Name]: I'm a legit snack.
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Vance: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
[Name]: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
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Finney: Why are you on the floor?
[Name]: I'm depressed.
[Name]: Also I was stabbed, can you get Robin, please?
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Finney: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Bruce: Is it me, Finn?
Finney: No, it’s not you.
Robin: Is it me, Finn?
Finney: It’s not you either.
[Name]: Is it me, Finn?
Finney:
Finney, mockingly: Is IT mE fInN?
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Vance, banging on the door: [Name]! Open up!
[Name]: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Robin: No, he meant-
Bruce: Let them finish.
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Bruce: Is stabbing someone immoral?
[Name]: Not if they consent to it.
Robin: Depends who you’re stabbing.
Finney: YES?!?
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[Name]: *Screams*
Vance: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Finney: Should we do something?
Robin: No, I want to see who wins.
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Finney: Why are your tongues purple?
Robin: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
[Name]: I had a red one.
Finney: oh
Finney:
Finney: OH
Bruce:
Bruce: You drank each other's slushies?
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[Name]: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Vance: ... Your what?
[Name]: My friends.
Robin: Are they saying “friends”?
Vance: I think they're being sarcastic.
Finney: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, [Name]! All of your friends are in this room.
[Name]: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Bruce: Where's [Name], Robin, and Finney?
Vance: They're playing hide and seek.
Bruce: Where?
Vance: I don't think you get how this game works.
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[Name], pointing: May I sit there?
Vance: That's my lap
[Name]: That doesn't answer my question, Vance.
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[Name]: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Vance: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
[Name]: But you’re always acting stupid?
Vance:
Vance: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
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[Name]: That was so hot, Vance.
Vance: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
[Name]: I'm so in love with you.
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Bruce: Two brooooos!
[Name]: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Bruce: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
[Name]:
Bruce:
[Name]: *tearing up*
Bruce: Babe, c'mon...
[Name]: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Bruce: Babe...
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[Name]: Vance is playing hard to get.
[Name]: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Finney: Did it hurt when you fell-
[Name]: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Finney: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
[Name]:
Finney: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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[Name]: The stars are so beautiful...
Robin: They're just giant balls of gas.
[Name]: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Robin: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
[Name]: Oh...
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AN: yeah that's all
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La película favorita de Robin a los 6 años era: "El cadáver de la novia" y la primera vez que vio la escena donde Víctor dijo sus votos matrimoniales se prometió a si mismo que cuando se casará le diría esos mismos votos a la persona con la que pasaría el resto de su vida.
Y ya que (según su razonamiento de ese entonces) tenía que casarse con su persona favorita, la respuesta a esa incógnita fue que obviamente se tenía que casar con su amigo Finn.
Y así fue como unos pequeños Robin y Finney de unos 6 y 5 años (respectivamente) se casaron a la sombra del roble que estaba en el patio de atrás de los Arellano's y Robin le recitó a Finney los mismos votos que Víctor le dijo a Emily.
(Muchos años más tarde, un Robin adulto volvió a recitar esos mismos votos a un Finney adulto el día de su boda).
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Robin's favorite movie at age 6 was: "Corpse Bride" and the first time he saw the scene where Victor said his wedding vows he promised himself that when he got married he would say those same vows to the person with which he would spend the rest of his life.
And since (according to her reasoning at the time) she had to marry her favorite person, the answer to that question was that she obviously had to marry her friend Finn.
And that's how little Robin and Finney, about 6 and 5 years old (respectively), got married in the shade of the oak tree that was in the backyard of the Arellano's, and Robin recited to Finney the same vows that Victor said to Emily.
(Many years later, an adult Robin recited those same vows to an adult Finney on their wedding day.)
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I made this in a rush imsorry if its terrible soveksbskdj
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Me (my friend passed away, i rewatched the black phone, I miss my ex, I don’t know what my sexuality is, and I don’t know what the fuck I want to do with my life after high-school)
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*Gwen and Robin after going and doing something reckless*
Robin: “Are we in trouble?”
Finney: “Take a guess,”
Gwen: “No?”
Finney: “Take another guess,”
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Finney: I wasn't mugged, I was lightly stabbed.
Robin: I'm sorry... You were stabbed?!
Finney: lightly
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Robin: okay, so the boy of my dreams is going steady with a girl! that might be enough to crush a lesser man!
Robin: but i’m made of stronger stuff! i won’t give up! Finney may not realize it yet but he and i belong together!
Robin: he will be mine!
Vance: so it seems that love is not only blind, it also has a serious learning disability
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Vance: We're not leaving this room till we figure out this whole will they, won't they, Kermit and Miss Piggy thing we got going on.
You: Wait, sorry, am I Kermit or…
Vance: Yeah, 'cause you're smart with skinny legs and I'm Miss Piggy because I'm a star.
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Vance Hopper x Metalhead Reader
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
He would love an s/o who has the same interests as him. So you both can introduce each other to new bands or bands you both like.
Metal isn’t very liked at school, a lot of people were taught it’s satanic, demonic and all that.
You both get horrified looks from people when you both are seen doing literally anything.
(Horrified looks from everyone in the room)
You could be petting a puppy, or holding a baby and you would have a mom shaking her head and covering her child’s eyes.
Vance will legit save money for months if he finds out a band you like is having a concert, so both of you can go together.
Definitely has vinyls, won’t put them on his wall or anything but he definitely has a big big collection of vinyls. Most are Metallica
(Vance is a Metallica fanboy you cannot change my mind)
Would go to a record store with you. To tell you which ones are good and which ones aren’t. He’d also buy some you recommend.
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Finney: you called me a whore and pushed me in front of a car.
Vance: FINNEY I WAS IN A BAD MOOD
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Finney: must you always hurt people with your words?
Gwen: DO YOU WANT ME TO USE KNIVES???
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Hc that reader and Vance make fun of each other that people think they hate each other but then when people ask why they hate the other they’re like, “I don’t. I’m literally dating that shithead”
i love this sm cus it's so me
everyone would think you hated eachothers guts and never wanted to be around each other
in reality you were in love
is being mean to each other a love language? cus thats u and vance
y'all r fucking ruthless😭
*cutely makes fun of each others family problems*
everyone would be scared that you two would actually murder eachother one day
literally calling eachother every name in the book
everyone was so surprised that when u messed up his game one day he didn't kill you.
"why are you not mad at them?"
'because im in love with them shithead"
u have him so whipped bro
like he would never actually do anything to hurt you but damn y'all are fucking mean to each other
omg she finally got a request done????
short bcus i accidentally posted it and couldn't get it back in my drafts<3
also @kurtsworld096 if you wanna request again since this one was rlly short you totally can! I'm sorry this was short i had to finish it really quick bcus its 12am on a school night:)
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