Head cannons of Vance Hopper with a shy and sweet girlfriend? I love the grumpy x sunshine trope so much.
Vance Hopper x Opposite Reader
Vance loves having somebody to protect. (you)
Normally nice and optimistic people make him annoyed and he gets iritated, but for some reason you don't irritate him much.
Wouldn't try and make you less shy. He would prefer a quiet gf than a loud and crazy one.
Because then he'd be less distracted from pinball-
He loves how sweet you are, it reminds him of his mom.
So he's really attached to you (but he doesn't like to admit it)
In private he really loves hugging but he wants you to hug him first (he doesn't like saying he's a softie sometimes)
If you have plushies he's gonna get super jealous, he'll throw them off of you if you're holding them.
Hold him instead, he loves being held more than he likes hugging you
Anyone bullies you and they're dead. Especially since you're shy already
He's not against saying things for you if you don't want to say them (like ordering food, etc.)
(Sorry it's so short I got writers block)
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CAN I HAVE THE GILMORE HOUSE?
being best friends who are secretly in love with eachother with vance (can u tell how much i love vance)
best friends to lovers with vance hopper
thinking thoughts. *ೃ༄ girl i really can tell how much you like vance 💀
pairing: vance hopper x gn!reader
fandom: the black phone
warnings: like one swear word?
literally a guard dog
whenever you're talking to someone, it doesn't matter who, he's staring at them like ( •̀_•́ )
very threatening
if you accidentally mess up his pinball game he's just like >:/ whatever
like y'all remember his (only) scene in the movie where he literally got arrested because someone messed up his game?
yeah that
so like that was already a big sign
will constantly be around you
because he likes you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
because you're his best friend and he likes spending time with you
does things for you? like
he'll give you his jacket or pick up some gum for you
or pay for dinner
and when he finally confessed?
oh boy
oh boy
he was so nervous
he had it "all planned out"
and by that i mean he had 0 idea of what to do
y'all went to the grab and go and you just kind of watched as he played pinball
then like he just kind of
stopped
playing the game and stared at you
"y'wanna be my girlfriend/boyfriend/lover?"
said with the straightest face imaginable
"wha- me? as in. me?"
"yes you. did i fucking stutter?" damn bro chill "i fucking love you. i've loved you since we were like seven. god knows how you haven't noticed."
then he pulls you in for a kiss by the waist
so yeah-
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Hello! I was wondering if you woild do a Vance Hopper x male reader please. Something along the lines of fluff like hanging aroung the Grab n' Go/in school or hangin out together would be great. If not, totally understand. If u do do this request take your time and don't feel pressured to do it :) Thank you in advance if you decide to do this request
Male reader x Vance Hopper
Sorry for taking so long I got a bit distracted and now doing all of my requests :)
You met Vance at Grab n Go when you were playing the pinball machine and beat his high score
He burned his eyes through your head before you offered him to play next
He was honestly surprised to see your calm response and attempted to put a quarter in just to see you already pop one in
“On the house bud!”
You gave a wink and a charming smile
That was the first thing that made his heart skip a beat, he immediately turned his head to the game as he hyper-focused on winning just to not think about these feelings he doesn’t know how to deal with and refused to at this moment
You were impressed by how good he was and even encouraged him
“Holy shit! You are so good!”
“You’re great Vance!”
Vance was not prepared to receive praise from anybody no less from the boy who just winked at him and treated him like a person
So when you continued to praise him he gripped the machine 3 times stronger as he tried to focus on the game as he slightly felt your breath on his neck
Why did he have to have his hair up on today of all days?
You couldn’t tell how his cheeks flushed slightly when you got a little closer to see the score once Vance lost he looked up at his score to see he beat your score
“Hell Yeah”
Wow you beat me!”
You almost jumped in place as you smiled
“Cool, it's my turn isn’t it?”
You stepped closer to the machine being closer than comfortable for Vance making him step away to let you play
After switching back and forth with the machine you two became close friends
After a while you became more than friends and more than having a friend with quarters to spare (you were this man’s wallet for a while)
Before you two would hang out near the pinball machine not even playing it but sitting on it and just talking and enjoying each others company
Usually grabbing a drink and play with the machine or sit on it and talk
Maybe grabbing a snack too if you guys felt like it
Sometimes Vance would just play as you feed him some of your snacks
You guys were comfortable with each other even before becoming more
You both confused to each other at the same time and made you both laugh and giggle for a while
You both accepted each others confessions and you snuck a quick kiss before you ran off
Vance quickly ran after you
Once you two were boyfriends it didn’t really differ from before, the only difference was that you two became even more comfortable with each other
Sometimes you sat on Vance’s lap or Vance sat in yours just melting in each others touch
Having sleepovers was a common occurrence and hangouts
Sharing gossip at school whispering and giggling to each other
You like braiding Vance’s hair once he’s done brushing his hair
Vance does not let anyone brush his hair, not even his mom
Vancve has one of those brushes with wooden bristles
Takes about 10ish minutes to brush it out
How Vance brushes his hair: Parts his hair in half them starts at the ends till he’s brushed it out a couple of times and adds conditioner
You find it relaxing watching Vance brush his hair and you are absolutely bashful when Vance lets you even touch his hair for the first time
The first time you did Vance’s hair you put it in pigtails
Vance then then threatened to never let you touch his hair till the day he dies if you do it again
Ÿou really hoped it was satire but you took it to heart
You then braided his hair and he thanked you
You grew out your hair so Vance could braid your hair too
Vance likes running his fingers through your hair
You like to bake and Vance is on standby not really knowing what to do
He still tries to help (with your instructions)
Brownies and cookies are your go to when baking
Vance adores your browning but he really likes your freshly baked bread
Vance has a sweet tooth but loves your fresh bread even if it doesn’t have sugar
Some times you bake at 3 am and you’re just sitting near the oven staring into the oven window while crouching and Vance walks in and just stares at your shadow for at least 15 minutes before joining you on the floor not saying a fucking thing
Even when you two were scarfing down the baked goods no words were spoken
Not even when returning to bed
Only after you two were settled in bed did Vance say something
“Why the fuck you up at 3:28 am making cookies?”
Vance said it so nonchalantly that you only responded when Vance nudged you
“Couldn’t sleep, plus impulsiveness”
Vance only thought for a moment before responding to you
“Reasonable”
That was his only answer as you both fell asleep in each others arms
At school you two almost always together talking and things of that nature
Vance even spends lunch with you since before he would always just leave school but he stays for you
There is a rumor that you two are dating but no one dares to confirm with THEE Pinball Vance Hopper
You don’t really care for the rumors and besides you don’t get shit for it since you’re “friends” with Vance
Some people just approach you just to ask about Vance, mostly girls about wanting to date him and boys trying to get on his good side
You hate that you have to constantly test people then then you found your people
In the classes you have together you always sit next to each other
Always talking to each other
You two actually get in trouble for talking so much
Got detention together but it wasn’t too bad
Rainy season is your favorite but even so, inconvenient
You always have an umbrella on you
You share your umbrella with Vance since he refuses to being one at all
Rainy walks with Vance always eases your mind
You two don’t even need a specific destination you guys just walk around town
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Vance Having a Crush On a Quiet Reader
Vance usually hates people like you, quiet, introverted, and he surprised himself.
He tries to tell himself he doesn’t like you
He even misses multiple days of school just so he wouldn’t see you, not in a bad way, he just has such a big crush on you
but then he sees you at school one day and he can’t stop staring.
He stares so much, and sometimes he doesn’t look away when you catch him staring. He gets zoned out just thinking about you.
You’re sure Vance doesn’t like you. Maybe he just has a staring problem. he seems like the type of guy to bully people like you. But you’re wrong. Like, dead wrong.
His friends think that he has a crush on you he does but he doesn’t wanna admit it
They make fun of him for it, he doesn’t have crushes a lot.
I honestly think his friends are the type of people to yell out “Vance likes you” whenever they see you.
Overthinks asking you out a lot.
He’ll legit walk up to you ready to ask you out, and when you face him he’ll run away.
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I hc that Vance is actually pretty quiet when people don’t piss him off and likes quiet things or things people wouldn’t think he’d like. He likes reading, he likes drawing, he likes learning about new sea creatures, he likes learning about things with dark histories, he likes hockey (and full on geeks out abt the things he likes bc let’s be real here he’s definitely a nerd in disguise). If he’s not at the grab n go you’d definitely find him in a library or an ice skating rink. He’s always got a sketchbook and a pencil on his person.
He’s obviously loud and likes loud stuff and things people would expect him to like too like arcades (even if they don’t have a pinball machine), slasher films, rock and metal music, breaking a couple of laws here and there (obviously), pissing off teachers and cops and literally anyone with authority, doing stupid shit and risking his life too many times bc he definitely has a yolo mindset.
I think you get the point.
I just think that even if he doesn’t look or seem it, he’s a pretty balanced person. I feel like he absolutely THRIVES in chaos but does just as well in peace, however too much chaos or too much peace sends him into a spiral so he needs the perfect balance of both (which he literally is both according to me).
You get what I’m saying right?
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