#shrek x deadpool
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Synonyms for Penis (Shrek x Deadpool)
Pairing: Shrek x Wade Wilson aka Deadpool
Rating: Explicit
Words: 1361
POV: Third
Summary: The Big Tober Day 28 - Annual Shrek fic
Note: DID NOT EVEN PROOFREAD THIS BECAUSE I DO NOT WISH TO READ THIS AFTER WRITING IT (Pic credit I am so glad someone else had the same idea)
Tags: Shrek's [insert synonym for big] [insert synonym for penis], satire (or is it), 4th wall breaks, there is a little angst at the beginning for some reason, belly bulge, manhandling, unprotected sex, he growls uwu and cumflation
“Don’t you think it is… odd?” Shrek questioned as Wade pushed him into the armchair. The light from the fireplace made the merch seem like just a silhouette as the red-clad fool made himself at home in the ogre’s lap.
“I know what you’re thinking,” Wade cooed, before grinding all over his green companion. “Why would anyone want this? Who wants Shrek smut and who would ship a sexy, sturdy man with a green daddy? Well, let me tell you, papi, sometimes it is irony that drives the mind, but there is no telling when irony becomes something more.” Shrek had no fucking clue what Wade was on about. His facial expression said it all, but as per usual, Wade paid it no mind.
Wade nuzzled Shrek's muscular neck. Shrek could feel the rough material of the mask against his sensitive skin. This was not their first time, but Shrek also felt like they had not swapped enough bodily fluids that it was his place to question the mask. He had seen every other part of his friend and he thought it was safe to assume the scarring extended to the human's face. “Hey my honeydew melon, stay focused.” Shrek blinked and hummed, mentally pulled away from the questions that plagued his mind. “I know that look my delicious lime.”
Wade booped Shrek's nose. The ogre looked up at the human in his lap with his big, chocolate brown orbs. “You do?” The merc couldn't help but think that the man whom people referred to as a monster looked nothing but cute. Unfortunately, he knew that look too well. Shrek wanted more. Not in the sense of a relationship - or maybe he did what did Wade know anyway - but something that felt much more intimate. If Wade thought about it for more than a second, there was no reason to assume Shrek would be repulsed by his face. However, Wade had never had a single thought in his life.
Wade reached behind him to start unzipping his suit. Shrek immediately reached out to help. The ogre might be better at freeing Wade from the costume than Wade himself. Marred skin appeared from underneath red fabric. Wade had to stand up for a moment to remove his boots so he could get rid of the suit. “Another time, ok?” Shrek understood. The mask was the last line of defence, the barrier that held together the pieces that made up the merc with a mouth. The ogre gave a nod. Then the human was on his knees, helping him get rid of his pants. Wade was not even attempting to fully undress Shrek. As soon as the deep green, hefty pole was revealed, Wade had his tongue on it, lapping at the onion-flavoured precum staining the thick, mushroom-shaped tip. Shrek’s grip on the chair tightened, his mud brown eyes focused on the bit of skin that was revealed from Wade pulling his mask up just below the nose. He had seen that textured chin before; it drove him crazy.
The edge of the mask scraped along Shrek’s long dong as Wade ran his tongue over the entire 10 inches and counting. The ogre was not at full hardness yet, but with the way Wade’s scarred hands glided over his member slick with the merc’s saliva, it would not be long until Shrek was at his full 15 inches. Shrek rid himself of his shirt. His thick fingers fumbled with the laces on his clothes, but he managed. He couldn’t see Wade’s eyes, but he sure could feel them latching onto every sliver of exposed, chartreuse flesh.
The contrast of his dad bod against Wade’s toned form used to make the sensitive ogre self-conscious, but with his chest exposed, the human on his knees sounded downright pornographic. Wade had never been subtle about how horny he was whenever Shrek showed some skin. The human seemed to be impatient, forgoing the rest of his blowjob and making himself at home again in Shrek’s lap. Shrek put his huge hands onto Wade’s slim waist. “What are you doing?” He inquired in near panic, the idea of Wade taking him without any prep chilling him to the bone.
Wade reached behind him, holding Shrek’s long John in between his luscious cheeks. “Don’t you worry about a thing, daddy,” Wade cooed as he rose as high as he could to press the emerald tip against his puffy wet hole. Shrek tightened his grip onto Wade’s hips, firmly asking him to let him at least finger him a bit. Wade sighed as dramatically as it was loud. “Shrek, babes, it’s the 31st of December and this was supposed to happen on the 28th of October. You realise how overdue our fuckfest is and now you want to keep the writer from joining his family on the couch just for a little fingering scene? Fuck that, let’s get to the real deal; it’s overdue.”
Shrek had once again no fucking clue what Wade was on about, but he could not exactly protest. The head of his massive schlong slipped right into Wade’s tight hole. The green hunk let out an inhuman growl, perhaps because he was not a human. Wade rode the head with no problem as if he had been stretched already. However, Shrek had no memory of Wade ever having the time to sneak off without him to do that in the past hours they spent together. “How?” he grunted out in the split second of clarity he had to speak. Right after that single syllable left his exquisite lips, he could not say anything, only moan in ecstacy.
“Fanfic logic, baby,” Wade replied with a shit-eating grin, before pushing himself down onto Shrek’s enormous plonker. He was barely halfway and he already felt like that green baguette was about to exit through his throat on the other side. He rose up a little, trying to coax his body into taking more, but it wouldn’t give.
“Where is your fanfuck or whatever logic now?” Shrek growled impatiently. Wade huffed and prepared to give it another shot, but Shrek gripped him firmly and lifted him all the way off his piss weasle. “Since you’re so eager to get speared through like a shish kebab, let me help you.” Shrek stood up, kicked his shoes and pants off and manhandled Wade face down ass up onto the cold floor of his swamp estate. He grabbed Wade’s back melons, spreading them wide. The merc’s hole was gaping wide, but they both knew Wade could do better. He guided his pickle back into the winking shithole in front of him.
The angle was better, but now Shrek could also use his own strength to shove his colossal meat stick inside his human fuckdoll. Wade gasped as more and more green sausage was forced inside him. Just when he thought he had it all, he didn’t feel hefty balls pressing against his backside. It was never-ending, exquisite torture. Shrek seemed to not care about Wade’s pleasure at all, a single focus on making the shreksiest merc ever envelop his entire spawn hammer.
And when he did, both men were delirious with gratification. Wade collapsed, unable to keep his body up, but fortunately Shrek had him. The ogre moved his hands to get a better grip, only to feel the clear outline of his immense piston through the sweat-slicked skin of his personal whore. His last grip on humanity left him, hips rapidly moving on their own to feel that outline move with it. He didn’t know how long he was railing Wade when he felt semen cover the hand feeling up the outline of his love rod. He didn’t know how long he kept going after that like an animal.
“Just fucking cum already! We’re running out of synonyms for penis over here, unless you want the writer to start using things like baloney pony,” Wade wailed. It was shortly after - for my own sanity - that the outline of Shrek’s flesh flute became less and less obvious, Wade’s belly expanding due to the copious, excessive load being dumped inconceivably deep inside his guts.
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Wade: What about my rights?! No one said “you have the right to remain silent”!
Y/N: Wade, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
#source: shrek 2#wade wilson#deadpool#deadpool incorrect quotes#wade wilson x reader#deadpool x reader#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel#avengers#avengers incorrect quotes
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Movies
Hi, Barbie.
Barbie
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Goncharov
Nimona
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
Red, White, and Royal Blue
Lord of the Rings -3
Black Panther +24
The Addams Family
The Super Mario Bros. Movie -4
Knives Out
Puss In Boots: The Last Wish
Oppenheimer
The Hunger Games
Avatar: The Way of Water
Guardians of the Galaxy
Shrek
The Little Mermaid +15
Scream -1
Top Gun: Maverick -1
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
Everything Everywhere All At Once +7
Saw +14
Twilight -13
Wendell & Wild
Howl's Moving Castle -6
The Hobbit -3
Five Nights at Freddy's
Enola Holmes
My Policeman
Deadpool -8
How to Train Your Dragon +12
Beauty and the Beast +16
Avatar
Scream VI
Bottoms
Mean Girls +6
Megamind -4
Metalocalypse: Army of the Doomstar
Spirited Away -10
The Batman -38
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
Venom -34
Les Misérables
Encanto -44
Iron Lung
Coraline
The Thing
John Wick
Strange Way of Life
Blue Beetle
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Legally Blonde
Frozen -14
Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves
Ghosted
American Psycho -7
Princess Mononoke
Dune -49
The Princess Bride
Teen Wolf: The Movie
Star Wars: Episode III—Revenge of the Sith -21
Pacific Rim
Renfield
Shrek 2
Saw X
The Old Guard -29
Nope -47
Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse
Night at the Museum
Soul -26
The Mummy
The Nightmare Before Christmas
My Little Pony: Equestria Girls
Hellraiser
The Lost Boys
The Marvels
Emesis Blue
The Shape of Water
The Menu
My Neighbor Totoro
Shazam -40
Sonic the Hedgehog -66
Pirates of the Caribbean -48
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Elemental
Lilo & Stitch
Fight Club
The Dark Knight
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes
The Princess Diaries
The Incredibles
Halloween Ends
The Lorax
10 Things I Hate About You
Heathers
Kung Fu Panda
The Devil Wears Prada
Rise of the Guardians
Birds of Prey
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A home night date with gf!Aespa (fem!reader)
⋆ Masterlist
⋆ This is only Headcanon.
⋆ Pairings: fem!reader x gf!AESPA
⋆ Note: I got 17.5/20 on my Korean exam today! Also, I'm testing Rosalia's coke flavor. It's weird, but good, kind of tastes like cotton candy, and child medicine. I'm gonna finish the can but I will not buy another one 🤧
Karina: I'm sure she'll make you watch Disney movies like Rapunzel or Frozen and you will not have a choice but to sing all the songs together. In the end, it's almost karaoke lol. Lots of fooood, mostly ice cream, noodles, and Tteokbokki. Loves doing your skincare and makeup, almost doing asmr on you. She loves relaxing you, giving you massages if you want to. Sometimes when she doesn't have enough energy to sleep late, you'll have tea and read together, if you do not want to read yourself she'll read to you, helping you fall asleep slowly. Lots of cuddling. She loves brushing your hair with her hand, paying attention to not hurt you. A date night with you is very soothing and calming.
Giselle: Bought a polaroid and takes lots of pictures, of you, of the activities you do together, the food you eat, everything. She wants to keep a lot of memories. Matching pyjamas for sure. You'll watch superhero movies like Deadpool, old spiderman, and Captain America. She prepares a good bath for both of you (with essential oils, a bath bomb, and some candles. She plays the guitar for you. She wants you to do her makeup, she thinks it's fun. You bring her her favourite coffee and she's so happy she buys you your favourite dessert. I feel like she would have tried to bake a cake or some sweets like macarons. When it's time to go to bed she takes you in her arms and falls asleep with you as her plushie.
Winter: She definitely made you dinner and dessert. Meanwhile, she sent you a list of snacks to buy. Because she loves snacks, she's an expert you can trust her. You watch 2 movies, one she chose (probably a war movie or an action movie), and one you chose. Even if she doesn't like the type of movie it is or if you guys already saw it a hundred times. You eat A LOT. Maybe no matching pyjamas but at least the same colour. She cuddles with you while watching the movies and eventually falls asleep on your lap if it's getting too late. She prepared a comfy bed that smells good so you're cozy and feeling good. She's very hugable, like a squishmallow.
Ningning: You'll obviously watch Titanic because it's her favourite movie (she might cry). Home karaokeeee. Blackpink songs all over the place. The type to twerk when her favourite song is playing. She gives you lots of kisses and back hugs. You eat pizzas and also watch Shrek, to the point where you two can redo the scenes. At 3am you watch puppies that are for adoption on the internet and imagine what it'll be like when you'll have your own. She does your makeup and skincare, and she likes taking care of you. When it's time to fall asleep, she puts her head on her chest and grabs your waist, then she falls asleep listening to your heartbeat.
#aespa#aespa winter#aespa giselle#aespa ningning#aespa karina#ning ning#aeri#kim minjeong#winter#aespa imagines#aespa wlw#aespa kpop#aespa headcanons#aespa fluff#aespa lesbian#aespa x reader#aespa x fem!reader#aespa imagine#aespaxfem!reader
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Tinky Winkynos VS Everyone Season Two
This is the Season Two of the conquests of Tinky Winkynos.
Tinky Winkynos has escaped and he menaces the different franchises universes again. He fights against a maximum of possible fictional characters from different franchises (it can be against entire franchises).
The action: Tinky Winkynos invades the targeted suggested franchise. You must vote for the side of your choice.
The rule: You can help him conquer or you can stand against him by voting.
The result at the end of the poll will decide the fate of the universe(s) issue of his conquest(s). If The Mad Teletubby wins with more 50% of votes, he succeeds his conquest. If the franchise (TV show, video game, movie, novel, etc) wins 50%, the invasion is repelled.
If you have a franchise to purpose as challenge, say it by message or commentary.
List of Battles [Season Two]:
Vs Pirate of the Caribbean REPELLED
Vs One Piece REPELLED
Vs One Piece (Netflix) REPELLED
Vs Stranger Things REPELLED
Vs Yu-Gi-Oh! REPELLED
Vs Bleach REPELLED
Vs My Hero Academia REPELLED
Vs One-Punch Man REPELLED
Vs Hunter x Hunter REPELLED
Vs Spy X Family REPELLED
Vs Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (Joestar Family: Joseph, Jotaro, Josuke, Giorno and Jolyne) REPELLED
Vs Winx Club REPELLED
Vs Sailor Moon REPELLED
Vs Sonic the Hedgehog REPELLED
Vs Minecraft REPELLED
Vs World of Warcraft REPELLED
Vs The Legend of Zelda REPELLED
Vs Grand Theft Auto (San Andreas) REPELLED
Vs Mortal Kombat REPELLED
Vs Fortnite REPELLED
Vs Undertale REPELLED
Vs Danganronpa REPELLED
Vs Angry Birds REPELLED
Vs Transformers REPELLED
Vs Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss REPELLED
Vs RWBY REPELLED
Vs She-Ra and the Princesses of Power REPELLED
Vs Steven Universe REPELLED
Vs The Dragon Prince REPELLED
Vs Amphibia REPELLED
Vs Phineas and Ferb REPELLED
Vs How To Train Your Dragon REPELLED
Vs Nimona REPELLED
Vs Avatar The Last Airbender REPELLED
Vs Shrek REPELLED
Vs Puss in Boots REPELLED
Vs Disney (Mickey Mouse) REPELLED
Vs Disney (Donald Duck) REPELLED
Vs Disney (Encanto) REPELLED
Vs Disney (The Lion King) REPELLED
Vs Disney (Elena of Avalor) REPELLED
Vs Disney (High School Musical) REPELLED
Vs Disney (Descendants) REPELLED
Vs Disney (Wish) REPELLED
Vs Bluey REPELLED
Vs Paw Patrol REPELLED
Vs Spongebob Squarepants REPELLED
Vs Rick and Morty REPELLED
Vs The Scorpion King (The Mummy) REPELLED
Vs Black Adam REPELLED
Vs Jumanji REPELLED
Intermission (not a poll)
Vs Loki (Marvel) REPELLED
Vs Percy Jackson REPELLED
Vs Lord of the Rings REPELLED
Vs Jurassic Park/Jurassic World REPELLED
Vs Family Guy REPELLED
Vs Delicious in Dungeon REPELLED
Vs Pokémon REPELLED
Vs South Park REPELLED
Vs Baldur's Gate REPELLED
Vs League of Legends REPELLED
Vs Overwatch [100th battle] REPELLED
Vs Fairy Tail REPELLED
Vs Miraculous (Re-Verse/The Supreme) REPELLED
Vs Miraculous (Re-Verse/Shadybug and Claw Noire ft. Hesperia) REPELLED
Vs Miraculous (Awakening) REPELLED
Vs Yu Yu Hakusho REPELLED
Vs Hokuto No Ken REPELLED
Vs Final Fantasy REPELLED
Vs God Of War REPELLED
Vs Gummy Bear CONQUERED
Vs Dora the Explorer REPELLED
Vs Crazy Frog CONQUERED
Vs Nyan Cat REPELLED
Vs Uncharted REPELLED
Vs Ninjago REPELLED
Vs Kirby REPELLED
Vs Pucca REPELLED
Vs Hello Kitty REPELLED
Vs Ever After High REPELLED
Vs Adventure Time REPELLED
Vs Star vs. The Forces of Evil REPELLED
Vs Robocop REPELLED
Vs Fallout REPELLED
Vs Jujutsu Kaisen REPELLED
Vs Chainsaw Man REPELLED
Vs Mob Psycho 100
Vs Totally Spies!
Vs Dofus/Wakfu
Vs Kim Possible
Vs Cars
Vs Troll Hunters
Vs Zootopia
Vs Roblox
Vs Murder Drones
Vs Masha and the Bear
Vs Peppa Pig
Vs Call of Duty
Vs Animal Crossing
Rusty the Guardian Teletubby [Finale]
Summary here:
Season One
Halloween Special
Trial
Escape Plan
Christmas Special
#tinky winkynos#fandom polling#one piece#pirate of the caribbean#stranger things#yugioh#bleach#my hero academia#spy x family#sonic the hedgehog#minecraft#world of warcraft#gta san andreas#mortal kombat#fortnite#rwby#the dragon prince#how to train your dragon#avatar the last airbender#dreamworks#bluey#paw patrol#disney#percy jackson#lord of the rings#jurassic park#amphibia#nimona#miraculous ladybug#Spotify
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BALD SWAG OFFICIAL LINE UP
these are your official baldies:
walter white (breaking bad)
megamind
okoye (black panther)
nebula (guardians of the galaxy)
ronan lynch (the raven cycle)
charles xavier (x-men)
uncle fester (the addams family)
aang (avatar the last airbender)
gru (despicable me)
jackson galaxy (my cat from hell)
king neptune (spongebob)
dr. robotnik/eggman (sonic)
sans (undertale)
autism creature
stewie griffin (family guy)
dean craig pelton (community)
charlie brown
caillou
bingus
matt (wii sports)
leonardo (rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles)
saitama (one punch man)
lake (infinity train)
piccolo (dragon ball)
shrek
prince william
jean-luc picard (star trek)
noho hank (barry)
wade wilson (deadpool)
thanos (mcu)
t-dog (the walking dead)
mr. clean
POLLS WILL BE UP AT 4PM CST! MAY THE BALDEST BADDIE WIN!!!
#breaking bad#megamind#mcu#marvel#trc#the raven cycle#x men#the addams family#atla#sonic#community#community nbc#tmnt#one punch man#dragon ball#star trek#barry hbo#the walking dead#baldposting
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GET TO KNOW ME MEME !
TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER !
1. favorite colors: Purple
2. favorite flavors: Fruity flavors, strawberry especially.
3. favorite genres: Honestly I think I'd like any genre as long as it has a good storyline. BUT I'm more likely to watch/read comedy, and adventure genres
4. favorite music: pop and classical
5. favorite movies: Pokemon Heroes, Detective Pikachu, Shrek 1-3, Deadpool 1-2, maybe more but idk right now.
6. favorite series: Gintama, Hunter x Hunter, mmm can't think of anything else off the top of my head, but there is more. Those two are just series I think ALOT about constantly.
7. last song: lolll i was listening to an english version of the full NGE opening
8. last series: Last thing I watched was spongebob aldfgkdfkgk
9. last movie: NOT SURE, but tomorrow I'm rewatching deadpool 2 since my brother hasn't seen it yet and wants to watch it with me before the third movie releases.
10. currently reading: Debating on reading the TG mange since i never got around to it
11. currently watching: Rewatching MP100
12. currently working on: My drafts KDFCGKDFK
Tagged by: @nezumivc103221 thanks dude!
Tagging: whoever wants to do it
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Broken Art Masterlist
[Last updated: 17 May 2022]
List post broken. For current list please redirect here to new list!
Hey, there! I'm Jessi :)
This is my Art Masterlist with links to my art, with such popular posts as my Infinity War Rewrite Comic, Supernatural Charlie Fix-It comic, as well as other various fanart and personal art pieces. Also, I used to participate in Drawlloween a lot, so you're bound to find plenty spooky art as well.
My personal art tends to have a more surreal/magical quality to it, as it's usually a way for me to illustrate my thoughts or feelings. You can typically purchase prints of my art at my Etsy.
I also sell my designs on TeePublic, though I can be a bit slow to add new designs, so if there's a piece of mine you like but don't see in any of my shops just shoot me a message.
Currently accepting Requests for These!
Commissions: Closed
Upcoming Projects: Selkie animation, 'Hey Alice' animation, Yondu comic
I'm mostly active here on Tumblr and Tiktok but you can also find me on other socials like Insta and Twitter if you want.
You can also check out my FAQ.
If you'd like to support my work I also have a Patreon where I post WIPS of my projects.
List got long so everything is under the cut until I can decide how I want to make it neater lol
Bare with me as the list is bound to change while I figure out how to best organize all my sections lol
FANART
Marvel
Loki
Avengers 1 Loki - Very first experiment with photorealistic digital painting! (2015)
Ragnarok Loki - more photorealism experiment (2018)
Noobmaster69 Comic - Loki feels (2020)
Infinity War Rewrite Comic - Sorta a "Loki fix-it." My most popular art post tbh (2019)
Kid Loki and Classic Loki's Helmet (2021)
Braiding Hair - Thor braiding Loki's hair sketch practice (2022)
Do you ever shut up? - Thor covering Loki's mouth sketch practice (2022)
Gleeful Brushes - alligator Loki getting gleeful brushies from Kid Loki sketch practice (2022)
Loki borrows Tony's 3D printer - Funny comic where Loki messes with Thor (2022)
Guardians of the Galaxy
Learn the Alphabet with Groot - Meme video (2019)
Gamora - Digital watercolor style (2020)
"You Were Always my Boy" - Yondu & Peter feels (2020)
Touching Foreheads - Peter x Gamora feels (2022)
Shielding - Yondu protecting little Peter Quill (2022)
"They didn't feel a thing" - Mantis feels comic (2018)
Listening to Heartbeat - Sketch practice (2022)
Starmora Embrace - Sketch practice (2022)
Misc.
Deadpool 1 - Vector art portrait (2016)
Deadpool 2 - Digital watercolor style (2020)
Okoye - Low-poly portrait (2018)
Dark Pheonix - Digital watercolor style silhouette (2020)
Professor Hulk - (2020)
Spiderman and Black Cat - (2020)
Disney
Stitch - colored pencil (2016)
Halle Bailey as The Little Mermaid - Full underwater scene photorealism experiment | Face Painting Process (2019)
Untooned Mulan
Untooned Megara
Doctor Who
Are you my Mummy? - pencil drawing (2015)
Impossible Astronaut (2016) | Colored Version (2018)
Supernatural
Demon Dean - pencil drawing (2015)
Bean Dean - silly vector drawing of Dean Winchester as a bean with a giant piece of pie (2016) | Process video
Rowena - digital photorealism portrait experiment (2019)
Charlie Fix-It - Comic where Charlie lives at the end of S10 E21: Dark Dynasty
Misc
ET - colored pencil portrait (2016)
Captain Jack Sparrow's Compass - colored pencil (2016)
Yoda - colored pencil portrait (2016)
Graveyard Girl - digital photorealism portrait experiment (2018)
Skyrim Character - my character in Skyrim. Low-poly portrait (2018)
Simpsons Werewolf - silly comic, Marge is a werewolf (2018)
Winnie the Pooh Xenomorph Comic (2019)
Tim Burton AHS Coven - digital ink style (2019)
Unus Annus Tribute Comic - Chibi Mark and Ethan vs giant Spider (2020)
Unus Annus Tribute Video - Unus Annus meets Hamilton (2020)
Baby Smaug - ink sketch (2015) | Timelapse
Shrek in Space - Pretty much as stated (2022)
Morticia Addams Mermay - Morticia Addams as a mermaid (2022)
would you like to fall down a rabbit hole?
ORIGINAL ART
Personal Pieces:
These are more surreal in nature.
Creation - (2020)
Black Butterfly - thyroid piece (2020)
Hold Me Close So I Don't Shatter - light shining through the cracks (2020)
Scream - (2020)
Drowning - (2020)
Blue - Music can help sometimes… (2021)
Floating - Surreal. Space, whales, starfish, trees. (2021)
Hurt - Also known as “Idk sometimes I just doodle to help me deal with stuff” (2022)
Random Stuff
Scarecrow - creepy scarecrow in rainy cornfield with some lightning. More realism experimentation (2018)
Our Mother is Burning - climate piece about rising temperatures using actual climate data (2020)
Blocked - mermaid trapped under ice (2020)
DTIYS Naga Angler Mermaid (2020)
Brain
Creating things - Comic based on actual events (2022)
Galaxy Girl - Digital watercolor style 2020
Make me - Silly comic based on Tumblr post (2020)
Swimming with the Fishes - Mob boss comic (2018)
You are my sunshine - Comic based on Tumblr post (2018) | Animatic version
Fav Drawlloween Pieces
2019: Vampire | Witchy Toad | Haunted Forest |
OLD ART
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About me and a DNI
Also everything is in bold and colored because I have a hard time reading it otherwise!
I'm in the midst of getting tested for autism, so if I my social skills aren't up to par I apologize in advance! I use dude/bro/my guy as gender neutral terms when I talk, if that makes you uncomfortable please let me know and I'll make sure I address you differently!!!!
I'm Bisexual, Nonbinary and according to the government: crippled
I have a heart defect specifically! I'm open to questions if anyones curious 🥰
My favoritism of characters can change from day to day to year to year, its dependent on how well I'm doing mentally... lol. Also!!!!! Just because I'm not obsessing over a certain character at the moment does not mean I don't want to talk about them!!!!
When I reblog, I typically say what ever I'm thinking in the tags! If I don't reblog your work, its nothing personal, I do try to reblog everything I like to help boost others but sometimes I'm sleepy and forget!
Here's some things about my blog
My ask box is always open!! Purely for chatting purposes. I've never gotten a request and even if I did idk how to respond to one so, not open for requests sorry :(
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Once I can like mentally figure out how I would go about one, I'll open it up for requests. If anyone would like to send me tips on how to go about requests please do
I Interact/reblog with dark content/Dead Dove Not Eat, if that isn't for you I wouldn't recommend following
I don't interact with shipping content to any degree, whether it's healthy/unhealthy, legal/illegal, don't care. Not my cup of tea, given what I've seen go down with MHA, Voltron, and somewhat in FairyTail, I'm fucking scared of it. Please don't talk to me about it or tag me in or anything of the sort, I'll just block you. I don't mind people asking why I'm anti shipping, I'll explain if they would like me to. Same thing with DDLG stuff, I will block you on site, do not bring that shit to my blog. Totally cool with non-sexual age regression btw!!! Do what you gotta do to cope with trauma my guy!
Do Not Interact if:
- you're homophobic
- you're transphobic
- you're racist
- overall an asshole
- any variant of Nazi
- like ddlg or any variant
- that one bitch audrie who likes to stalk me
Here's some media I like, I tried to list off everything I've watched
Animes!
HxH, OHSHC, AOT, Soul Eater, FMAB,Cowboy Bebop, FairyTail, Panty and Stock With Garterbelt, Death Parade, Assassination Classroom, Demon Slayer, Durarara, Hetalia, Noragami, MHA/BNHA, The Promised Neverland, Yuri on Ice, Future Diary, Death Note, Black Butler, Beastars, Seven Deadly Sins, Way of the house Husband
TV shows!
Supernatural season 1-7, Criminal Minds, Arcane, Adventure Time, Big Time Rush, Victorious, ICarly, Love Death and Robots, Stranger Things, The Walking Dead, Jane the Virgin, My Babysitters a Vampire, ATypical, Miraculous Ladybug, Netflix's live action Cowboy Bebop, Stranger Things, The Umbrella Academy
Movies!
The black phone, Deadpool 1&2, both of the SDS movies, the cowboy Bebop movie, Shrek 1-3 and the musical, The Giver, Monster House, American History X, Inside, Stand By Me, Grease!, Rocky Horror Picture Show,
The whole point of my tumblr is for me to feel safe, if you make me feel unsafe I will block you with no hesitation
Otherwise! Have a nice time while you're here!💙
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The Big Tober 2023
Ok so I got tired of Kinktober, so this year we are doing
The Big Tober™
- a mix of Kink/Whump/Flufftober. The regular rules apply and you can find character options here. Happy requesting!
Removed some since no one made any requests and I could use the free time.
Day 1 - Kinktober : Omegaverse last day of an omega’s heat and their alpha is TIRED (Omega!Dick Grayson x Alpha!Reader)
Day 2 - Flufftober: Love confession (Peter Parker x Gender Neutral Reader)
Day 3 - Whumptober: Inevitable death, we will die, let’s say the things we were always too afraid to say (John Kennex x Gender Neutral Reader)
Day 4 - Kinktober: Alienfucking (Garrus x MShep)
Day 5 - Flufftober: Falling asleep together (John Constantine x Gender Neutral Reader)
Day 9 - Whumptober: Coming out + being hated by a person you did not expect it from (Dorian Pavus x Male Reader)
Day 10 - Kinktober: Robotfucking (Peter Parker x Robot!Reader)
Day 11 - Flufftober : The 5 Love Languages (Peter Parker x GN!Reader)
Day 15 - Whumptober: Last words (Kandros x Reader)
Day 16 - Kinktober: Dacryphilia (Dick Grayson x Male Reader)
Day 17 - Flufftober: Love at first sight (John Constantine x male reader)
Day 19 - Kinktober: Praise kink (Merlin x Reader)
Day 21 - Whumptober : “I did what I had to do to protect those I love… I had no choice!” (Show!Geralt x GN!Reader)
Day 25 - Kinktober: Monsterfucking (John Constantine x reader with two dicks (king shark hybrid style))
Day 28 - Kinktober: Shrek x Deadpool
Day 31 - Whumptober: Folklore (Choi Soobin x GN!Reader)
#kinktober#whumptober#flufftober#october#The Big Tober#male reader#gender neutral reader#non binary reader#ftm reader#mtf reader#trans reader#reader insert#ship#dc#marvel#mass effect#kpop#star trek#transformers#dragon age#the dragon prince#the witcher#mdzs#cql#venom#almost human#greedfall#dredd#black hat#merlin
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Good Stuff Ultimate: 1st Quarter
2020 has certainly left us already crawling for next year, but I say we shouldn’t leave all the good things behind. Time for a lightning roundup, no holds barred!
3. 2.. 1…
Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts
I couldn’t help but describe this as “Baby’s First Fantasy Adventure” like The Dragon Prince. It looks good, colorful, imaginative enough, but nothing about the story or characters pushed me to watch past episode 3 because I’ve no doubt seen stuff like this before but more interesting. It’s a good watch no doubt, but hardly groundbreaking to me.
(Grade: C+)
The Owl House
Now this was more my speed. I definitely enjoyed the various designs of monsters and average Boiling Isle citizens far more. Eda immediately became my favorite witch character. While it reminded me a little too much of Gravity Falls, I was honestly hooked for more than just it’s otherwise eye opening demonic aesthetics. (Grade: B+)
Dorohedoro
Now THIS is a post apocalyptic series I’ve been waiting for in a while. Q really put together a world worth checking out, seeing its nooks and crannies, while giving us characters worth exploring with at every angle. She especially does a great job manga-wise where the black and white makes the edgy details pop in a meaningful way. The anime itself is just as good. Brought down by some wonky action scenes and movements, but the blend of 2D and 3D worked better than the Beastars anime. (Grade: A)
Keep Your Hands Off the Eizouken!
Talked about it plenty of times before, but this is that series that just speaks for itself, manga and anime. Smooth pacing, no contrived drama bullshit, hardly leaves any loose ends, easily accessible for anyone. It's the DMC5 of anime, meaning it is the most 'anime' anime I've seen thus far. (Grade: A++)
Duncanville
Surprisingly not a wack family sitcom. The characters are what really sell the comedy, except for Duncan himself who’s not terrible but isn’t great as the star of the show, especially compared to his mom; and it’s weird cuz they share the same VA. Plus it’s actually well animated and stylized compared to the average Family Guy knockoff. It’s worth a check out in my book. (Grade: B)
Thundercats Roar
Oh wow, a nostalgia cartoon reboot that everyone will argue over but at the end of the day, is about as average as it gets. While I can appreciate the animation when it gets dynamic during its action scenes, I came out every episode remembering nothing and moving on. If I wanted a half hour centered around safe memes or forgettable punchlines, I would’ve subscribed to Jimmy Kimmel or ankle-beez by now.
(Grade: C)
Harley Quinn series
This was a left fielder for me; the trailer gave a far different impression than expected. I can definitely appreciate how they treated not only Harley’s character, her relationship with Joker vs Ivy, but the rouge gallery of DC villains and heroes. What other DC product got me to love King Shark as much as this? Plus, Harley x Ivy are the OTP, but I appreciate them giving Kite Man some respect. (Grade: A-)
Birds of Prey
I didn’t mind the movie, but it lacked that dry punch that Harley’s series gave me. It was kinda the reason why I’ve seen people say Harley was becoming DC’s Deadpool type. even when Harley was a good star of the film. Didn’t help that Black Canary and Huntress were the only other characters I liked, and I don’t wanna get into the implicating homophobia. I want to say Sionis was great, but he doesn’t work when you have both the villain and protagonist be unhinged. All in all, I’ll give it the same score I gave Deadpool 1. (Grade: C+)
Dolittle (2020)
The movie’s climax was a long dragon fart and I wanted to die. (Grade: D)
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
A live action video game movie about an animated character. Let me put it like this: references and fanservice is not substance, taking place in the human populace does not help the escapism, reminding me that Olive Garden sucks ass is not funny, and only being half animated is cock and ball torture. If I don’t care for realism in my video games, this DOESN’T help. It has a couple good moments, but this is mostly unimaginative, by the book, and not worth going back to. Works as a Flash movie, I guess.
(Grade: C-)
Sonic Rebuilt
Sincerely the chad Sonic film of this year. Even when it’s a reanimated version of the 90s film, the creativity every artist applies for their respective scene brings better life to the original film like with Shrek Retold. Yeah, there’s live action segments in it, but it’s part of the gag not a crux of the film’s visuals. It isn’t fully original since they use the original’s voice work and music, but everyone involved gave a genuinely good spin on the pretty overlooked feature. Plus it has a Sonic that gets shit done and has the better voice. (Grade: A-)
Ishuzoku Reviewers
Kono anime wa igaito shinsendesu. Bōru o korogashi tsudzukeru hōhō o shitte imashita. Sore wa yoi owarai de, kesshite mumide wa arimasendeshita. Itsumo mitakatta ano etchina shirīzudeshita. (Grade: A-)
Meggy’s Destiny
The plot has its low points, but this is still an entertaining short film. The characters were what kept the ball rolling and the ending was that coup de gras on the main character’s overall story arc. (Grade: B+)
Trolls World Tour
This film works better than the first to me mainly because we can focus on Trolls and their musical world rather than the Bergens who didn’t offer much. The plot is simple, but it being a multi-genre musical kept me hooked. The finale especially was that cherry on top of this bouncy film. Also Poppy is still the best. (Grade: B+)
Glitch Techs
It stands to say Men in Black meets Captain N and Pixels works well as a premise for a show, and this certainly delivered by actually being ANIMATED. I’m sorry, but can corporations soon understand that premises and ideas that work better with animation stop trying to make it live action? Also, it brought Fanboy and Chum Chum back from the dead, and that is a worthwhile achievement. (Grade: A)
Doom Eternal and Animal Crossing: New Horizons
They’re honestly the same game from what I got to play. AC was a little more stressful than Doom, especially with managing my stalks, but they were both nonetheless an all around great time so they get the same score. (Grade: A)
Steven Universe Future
Had some shit episodes, had some delightfully fun episodes, and had a half shit/half delightful finale. Pretty on par for Steven Universe but I say it’s elevated above most of the original series with the grown Steven himself. Much as I wish his character was dealt with better, I was still invested in his story nonetheless even when the fixed perspective honestly fucked over most else in this series. It’s far better than season 5, not as good as seasons 1 & 2. So yeah, I liked it and I’m gonna miss this show. (Grade: B-)
Onward
The ending doesn’t make up for a pretty middle of the road film. If I wanted a film about familiar bonding in a goofy fantasy world, I could’ve just watched A Goofy Movie. The world feels creative enough, but it’s like Pixar has been losing their touch or mostly peaked when it comes to imaginative premises. I’m hoping Soul can bounce ‘em back cuz while this isn’t the worst, certainly didn’t feel like their best. (Grade: C+)
【ＡＮＤ ＴＨＡＴ＇Ｓ ＴＩＭＥ！】
Well that’s all for the first quarter of 2020. Quite above average all around, certainly some worthwhile things to keep your busy while this pandemic is upon us, except Dolittle. Were there any that I missed? Probably. Let’s see where the 2nd quarter provides as we carry on into the Spring months.
Stay safe out there, and see you in June.
#kipo and the age of wonderbeasts#the owl house#dorohedoro#keep your hands off eizouken!#duncanville#thundercats roar#harley quinn series#birds of prey#Dolittle#Sonic movie#sonic rebuilt#ishuzoku reviewers#smg4#Meggy's destiny#trolls world tour#glitch techs#doom eternal#animal crosing new horizons#Steven universe future#suf#pixar onward#cartoons#anime#reviews#long post#Good Stuff
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Hey everyone, under the cut you will find the list of everyone’s costumes as well as lists for the couples romantic and platonic. You can find the poll for the costume contest here. We have added a few more awards this year. As always you vote for the top five in each category, five points for first place, four points for second and so on. You should be voting for individuals in every category except the couples ones. Please vote before the 31st of October as we will be announcing the winners from that point onward. If we have missed any on any of the lists please let us know !!
Aaron Hale - Frankenstein
Adabella Skeeter - Sandy (Grease)
Adeline Mulciber - Beetlejuice
Aiden Wolffe - Bucky Barnes (Marvel)
Aisha Vane - Wednesday Addams (Addams Family)
Alastair Watson - Iron Man (Marvel)
Albus Potter - Victor Van Dort (Corpse Bride)
Alec Fray - Spiderman (Marvel)
Alexander Hawthorne - Ace Ventura (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)
Alison Wood - Ellie Sattler (Jurassic Park)
Alice Longbottom II - Eleven (Stranger Things)
Annika Parkinson - Wonder Woman (DC)
Archer Selwyn - Peter Pan (Disney)
Ariadne McLaggen - Elastigirl (The Incredibles)
Ariella Belefleur - Anastasia (Anastasia)
Aryana Robins - Mia Thermopolis (The Princess Diaries)
Ash Highmore - Pot Head
Aurora Claremont - Daphne Blake (Scooby Doo)
Axel Wolffe - Ghost
Benjamin Ollivander - Dr. Facilier (Disney)
Bentley Lockhart - Dorothy (Wizard of Oz)
Brett Holland - Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
Brigid Callaghan - Trixie Tang (Fairly Odd Parents)
Caleb Cresswell - Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones)
Camille McGonagall - Barbara Maitland (Beetlejuice)
Candice Cresswell - Alice (Alice in Wonderland)
Casey Abrams - Judy Hopps (Zootopia)
Caspian Berrycloth - Zebra
Cassius Cresswell - Ron Swanson (Parks & Rec)
Celestina Shacklebolt - Storm (X-Men/Marvel)
Charlotte Watson - Princess Buttercup (The Princess Bride)
Chase Sayre - Simon Snow (Carry On Series)
Clara Arquette - Cinderella (Disney)
Colm McCarthy - Vampire
Cynthia Clearwater - Red Riding Hood (Fairy Tales)
Cyrus Clearwater - Darth Vader (Star Wars)
Daniel McKinnon - Jason Dean (Heathers)
Darcy Mulciber - Medusa (Mythology)
Declan Rowland - Timmy Turner (Fairly Odd Parents)
Diana Rosier - Anastasia (Anastasia)
Dominique Weasley - Eleven (Stranger Things)
Edith De Lapin - Taylor Swift (Lover Era)
Edward Lupin - Oogie Boogie (The Nightmare Before Christmas)
Eleanor Pucey - Harley Quinn (DC)
Electra Carrow - Emily (Corpse Bride)
Elena Flores - Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)
Elide Weasley - Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family)
Elodie De Lapin - Taylor Swift (Reputation Era)
Erin McCormack - Holly Golightly (Breakfast at Tiffany’s)
Evan Parkinson - Captain America (Marvel)
Evangeline Pickering - Elastigirl (The Incredibles)
Evelyn Carrow - Belle (Beauty and the Beast)
Everett Pickering - Tin Man (Wizard of Oz)
Felix Hopkirk - Thor (Marvel)
Fletcher Duke - Flower Thrower (Banksy Art)
Frank Longbottom II - Nick Wilde (Zootopia)
Fred Weasley - Superman (DC)
Gabriel Larkin - Danny (Grease)
Gale MacDougal - Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)
Grace Turner - Wendy (Peter Pan)
Griffin Jones - Catwoman (DC)
Gwendolyn Hawkes - Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmatians)
Harper Lee Clark - Princess Anneliese (Princess and the Pauper)
Hazel MacDougal - Cher (Clueless)
Hugo Granger-Weasley - Unicorn
Hunter Adams - Mad Hatter (Alice in Wonderland)
Jace Greengrass - t-shirt that says “costume”
James Ashcroft - Starlord (Guardians of the Galaxy)
James Potter - Mario (Super Mario Bros)
Jasper Locklear - Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty)
Jaxon DuQuan - Skeleton
Jonah Finch - Joker (DC)
Josephine Flamel - Violet Beauregarde (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
Joshua Selwyn - Spiderman (Marvel)
Juliet Highmore - Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
Kristoff Flynn - Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)
Laurel Ollivander - Devil
Layla Rowle - Poison Ivy (DC)
Liam Alvarez - Miles Morales (Into the Spiderverse)
Lily Potter - Max (Stranger Things)
Levi Highmore - Ghost
Long Huojin - Edward Scissorhands (Edward Scissorhands)
Lorcan Scamander - Spiderman (Marvel)
Louis Weasley - Jim Hawkins (Treasure Planet)
Lucienne Wolffe - Scary Alice
Lucy Weasley - Erika (Princess and the Pauper)
Lyra Malfoy - Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)
Lysander Scamander - 7 (7/11)
Mackenzie Potter - Princess Peach (Super Mario Bros)
Madeline Brown - Rachel Green (Friends)
Malachai Arquette - Prince Charming (Disney)
Manon Flamel - Captain Marvel (Marvel)
Marcus Carson - Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones)
Mason Jones - Ghost
Matthew Asprey - Niffler
Matthias Vallois - Dimitri (Anastasia)
Meredith Wayfelle - Coraline (Coraline)
Molly Weasley II - Wednesday Addams (The Addams Family)
Mortimer Claremont - White Rabbit (Alice in Wonderland)
Natalya Dolohova - Na’vi (Avatar)
Nate Wood - Tyrannosaurus Rex (Jurassic Park)
Nesta Greenwood - Fiona (Shrek)
Nova Slughorn - Devil
Octavia Coleman - Mummy
Odette Flume - Beret Girl (An Extremely Goofy Movie)
Orlando Lockhart - Firefighter
Peggy Carson - Pepper Potts (Marvel)
Penelope Hawthorne - Khaleesi/Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones)
Pepper Rosewood - Pirate
Perseus Mulciber - Khal Drogo (Game of Thrones)
Pippa Rosewood - Pirate
Poppy Zabini - Eleven (7/11)
Rayna Sayre - Rebel Spy (Star Wars)
Reid Anderson - Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty)
Rory Goldstein - Owen Grady (Jurassic World)
Scorpius Malfoy - Bas Pitch (Carry On Series)
Sebastian Nott - Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles)
Seraphina Macaulay - Velma Dinkley (Scooby Doo)
Seung Krum - Deadpool (Marvel)
Sofia Clarke - Wonder Woman (DC)
Tallulah Abbott - Clown
Theodore Oliver - Hector Rivera (Coco)
Theseus McLaggen - Adam Maitland (Beetlejuice)
Thomas Goyle - The Riddler (DC)
Tobias Atwell - Wolverine (X-Men/Marvel)
Toby Anderson - Westley (The Princess Bride)
Vera McKinnon - Heather Chandler (Heathers)
Verity Nott - Gamora (Marvel/Guardians of the Galaxy)
Victoire Weasley - Jessica Rabbit (Roger Rabbit)
William Ashcroft - Clark Kent / Superman (DC)
Romantic Couples
Aiden & Evan - Bucky Barnes & Captain America
Alastair & Peggy - Tony Stark/Iron Man & Pepper Potts (Marvel)
Albus & Electra - Victor & Emily (Corpse Bride)
Archer & Grace - Peter Pan & Wendy (Peter Pan)
Bentley & Everett - Dorothy & Tin Man (Wizard of Oz)
Chase & Scorpius - Simon & Baz (Carry On Series)
Declan & Brigid - Timmy & Trixie (Fairly Odd Parents)
Frank & Casey - Nick Wilde & Judy Hopps (Zootopia)
Gabriel & Adabella - Danny & Sandy (Grease)
James & Mackenzie - Mario & Peach (Super Mario Bros)
James & Verity - Starlord & Gamora (Marvel/Guardians of the Galaxy)
Jasper & Lyra - Prince Phillip & Princess Aurora (Disney)
Joshua & Seung - Spiderman & Deadpool (Marvel)
Kristoff & Elena - Gomez & Morticia Addams (The Addams Family)
Lysander & Poppy - 7/11
Malachai & Clara - Prince Charming & Cinderella (Disney)
Matthias & Ariella - Dmitri & Anastasia (Anastasia)
Perseus & Penelope - Khal Drogo & Khaleesi/Daenerys Targaryen (Game of Thrones)
Sebastian & Ariadne - Mr. Incredible & Elastigirl (The Incredibles)
Tobias & Celestina - Wolverine & Storm (Marvel/X-Men)
Toby & Charlie - Westley & Princess Buttercup (The Princess Bride)
Platonic Couples
Aurora & Seraphina - Daphne & Velma (Scooby Doo)
Axel, Levi & Mason - Ghosts
Alice & Lily - Eleven & Max (Stranger Things)
Eleanor, Griffin & Layla - Harley Quinn, Catwoman & Poison Ivy (DC)
Gale & Juliet - Tenth Doctor & Rose Tyler (Doctor Who)
Harper & Lucy - Princess Anneliese & Erika (Princess and the Pauper)
Nate & Alison - T-Rex & Ellie Sattler (Jurassic Park)
Pepper & Pippa - Pirates
Theseus & Camille - Adam & Barbara Maitland (Beetlejuice)
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What are some of your favorite movies? I'm trying to find one to watch. But I have been doing this for the past hour and haven't found anything good
Deadpool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Road to el dorado cuz it’s great and I love it
Brother bear cuz I’m a hoe for brother bear and everyone should watch that movie + have their ears blessed by the Bulgarian woman’s choir when they sing the transformation song
The Batman movie with Jack Nicklson cuz I really liked him as the joker
Train to busan
Thumbelina cuz it’s such a cute movie and Jodi Benson always sounds like an Angel but more so in this movie
Men in black cuz I don’t think people have watched that in a long time now
Breakfast club
Dirty dancing
Nightmare on Elm street
X-men
Anastasia cuz not only is the animation lovely and the songs are fun but there is Pooka and I would die for Pooka
Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. It’s got Helena Bonham carter and I think people should watch more then just Harry Potter for her like she looked so pretty in this movie omfg. Oh yeah and it’s got that dude who stole shit to write his book and would use a spell to make a person forget shit but that backfired when he used Ron’s wand and he made himself forget who he was. That dude. And he looks good with a beard
Stardust but now it makes me wanna go and look for this movie to watch it lmao
Narnia
Mrs. Doubtfire
The golden age of Barbie movies like fuck yeah we love the iconic of iconic Barbie in this household
Shrek
The wizard of Oz
The animated Wonder Woman movie from I think ???? 2009 ????
The hella odd ninja Batman but i told my friend about it cuz she saw it too and she agreed that the longer you watch that kind of animation the more you like it and are obsessed with it
Corpse bride
Coraline
Wallace and Grommet and the were-rabbit
The hunchback of Notre Dame
The other Boleyn girl, I think that’s what it’s called but it’s a historic movie with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanson and I liked it
Duchess. It’s another historic one and it’s got Kiera Knightly and the dude who plays as Voldemort in it as her husband. Fair warning: there is a small rape scene at about the mid point when Voldy’s fed up about having so many daughters with no male heirs but it’s mostly one where you hear Kiera screaming
I think it’s called the prince of Egypt?? I know it was a dreamworld Moses story and it’s a good one plus the songs are so fucking good
Joel’s moving castle
Spirited away
Ponyo (it’s so cute and I forgot Noah Cyrus voices in it)
Van Helsing
Water for elephants
Hairspray
#ask#answered#random#got a little carried away but thats only cuz once i started i started remembering so much lmao
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Master Post
Lost looking for something on this blog? This post is for you!
Months listed next to each show/movie/etc. below are those in which they can be found and usually were reblogged a lot.
I don’t regularly reblog all the shows I watch. I usually do “catch-up” reblogs for many of my shows, so expect occasional mass reblogs (especially at the beginning of a new month).
This post is here to give you an idea of where to search for gifs and photos, etc. of a particular subject on my blog. I’m usually pretty good with tagging everything, but in some cases it may be easier to go through the posts by month instead of by the tags.
It’s also my personal guide to what to reblog in the future, so this post will be updated or reposted whenever I’ve had a lot of activity or it’s a new month.
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Currently Covered Shows
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12 Monkeys – August 2015, April - July 2016, May - June 2017, June - Nov. 2018, April 2019, Oct. 2019
13 Reasons Why - April 2017
911 (Fox) - Dec. 2018, Nov. 2019 - Dec. 2019, March - Aug. 2020
911 Lone Star - Jan. - Aug. 2020
After Life (Netflix) - August 2020
Agents Of SHIELD – March 2016, April - May 2016, March - May 2018, May - August 2019, May 2020 - August 2020
Almost Human – January 2016, Feb. 2018
Arrow - February 2017, June 2017, August 2017, Nov. - Dec. 2017, Dec. 2018, May 2019, Dec. 2019, Jan. - Feb. 2020
Awake (2012) - Oct. 2018
Baby Daddy - October 2017
Beauty And The Beast (CW), BATB - April 2018
Being Human (US) - November 2016
Believe - August 2016
Bones (Fox Bones Show) - March 2016, Sept. 2016
Boy Meets World – March 2016, July 2016, Jan. 2017
Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Sept. 2016
Burn Notice - Sept. 2016, March 2020
Charmed – February 2016, June 2016, Aug. - Sept. 2017, Dec. 2017
Charmed (CW) - July 2019, Oct. 2019 - Dec. 2019
Chasing Life - March 2018
Chicago Fire – March 2016, Aug. 2016, Nov. 2016, March 2017, Aug. 2017, Oct. 2017, March 2018, Oct. - Dec. 2018, Jan. - May 2019, Sept. - Nov. 2019, Jan. - April 2020
Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina - June 2019, Sept. 2020
Constantine – Dec. 2015, Feb. 2016
Daredevil (Netflix) - January 2018
Dark Angel - March 2017, Sept. 2018
Dark Matter - January 2018
DC Crossovers (CW Crossover) - Nov. - Dec. 2016, Feb. 2017, Nov. 2017, Dec. 2018, Dec. 2019, Jan. 2020
Dominion – August 2015, November 2015
Elementary - January 2018
Forever - July 2016
Fresh Prince Of Bel Air - August 2018
Frequency - Oct. 2016, Oct. 2017
Fringe - June 2016
Full House - August 2018
Galavant - September 2018
Game Of Thrones - Feb. 2018 (Some gifs in months before)
Ghost Whisperer - October 2018, November 2018
Gilligans Island - August 2018
Girl Meets World – March 2016, July 2016, Jan. 2017
Grimm (early seasons) - March 2018
Happy Days - August 2018
Hawaii Five 0 - Oct. 2017
Heartland – February - April 2016, June - July 2016, Sept. - Dec. 2016, Jan. - Dec. 2017, Jan. - Dec. 2018, Jan. 2019 - Dec. 2019, Jan. - Sept. 2020
Humans - August 2017
Impractical Jokers - April 2019, Feb. 2020
Into The Badlands – Nov. - Dec. 2015, Jan. 2017, March - June 2017, March - May 2018, April - May 2019
iZombie - Feb. 2018
Jane The Virgin - January 2018
Jericho - December 2018, August 2020
Killjoys - November 2018
Kyle XY - June 2016
Legends Of Tomorrow - February 2017, Aug. 2017, Nov. - Dec. 2017, Feb. 2018 - June 2018, Sept. 2018, Nov. - Dec. 2018, April - May 2019, Jan. 2020, March 2020, May 2020
Lethal Weapon - Sept. – Dec. 2016, Jan. - April 2017, June 2017, Sept. - Oct. 2017, Dec. 2017, Jan. 2018 - May 2018
Limitless - January 2018
Lost In Space - June 2018
Lucifer (Fox), Lucifer (Netflix) - December 2017, April - June 2018, April - May 2019, Sept. 2019, Dec. 2019, Jan. - Feb. 2020, April - May 2020, July - Sept. 2020
Melissa & Joey - October 2017
Moonlight - November 2016, October 2018
Nashville - March - April 2017, September 2018
NCIS - September 2020
Nikita – Nov. 2015, Jan. 2016, Aug. 2016, Aug. 2017
Once Upon A Time – January 2016
One Tree Hill – March 2016, July 2016, Jan. 2017, April 2017, Aug. 2017
Person of Interest – March 2016, June 2016
Prehistoric Park - May 2017
Prison Break - Oct. 2017
Proof - August 2016
Psych - Sept. 2017
Resurrection - Oct. 2018
Sabrina The Teenage Witch - June 2017
Saved By The Bell - August 2018
Saving Hope - November 2018
Shadowhunters - Feb. 2018
Sherlock BBC - Feb. 2018
Shooter - August 2017
Sleepy Hollow (4 Horsemen & Ichabod) - August 2016, August 2020
Smallville - Feb. 2018
Stitchers - Aug. 2016, March 2017, April 2018
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Not A Ghost - part 30
A/N - Multi-part fic. Colossus x OC where OC has come home after being wrongfully imprisoned in the Icebox. Warnings for whole fic - references and flashbacks to harsh prison environment, including various types of abuse. Takes place shortly after events in Deadpool 2. Whole thing will end up on my AO3 eventually.
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Piotr’s gut was in knots, sick with worry. Each minute passing by was a minute that his wife and best friend were in terrible danger.
Charles Xavier reviewed the plans of the Icebox, projected onto the wall of his office. One of his teams had hacked into government servers to steal them. Even so, they weren’t complete plans. Some of the files were redacted, and the team was still looking for full versions. But, it was enough to confirm what Xavier had suspected for years. “Part of the structure has the very same alloy that Magneto and the Juggernaut use in their helmets, to keep telepaths from finding them.” He centered his gaze on the distraught Russian. “That’s why I could never find her with Cerebro, Peter. I’m sorry.”
Piotr clenched his fists, then released. “I always knew it wasn’t for lack of trying, Professor.”
"What we don't know," Xavier inhaled, deep in thought, "is how they acquired so much of it."
Cable pointed at one section, then another, "I initially breached here. In this section is where I first engaged Wade. We did a lot of damage they'll have repaired by now." He looked back at the others. "Do we have anything on the repairs?"
Xavier shook his head, "The hackers are still looking. It will be a matter of time."
"We don't have much time," Piotr huffed, agitated, and paced around the table.
"The plan," Cable said firmly as he followed the Russian giant with his gaze, "is for them to take the control office where the DMC keeps the hard tokens. They will need time for that. If we rush in too soon, there's too many factors we can't control."
Usually, Piotr was the levelheaded one. Usually, Piotr was the one talking down Logan or Scott from doing something drastic without thinking. His shoulders were tight with guilt and fear, tension etched into his expression. He turned to the youngest person in the room, "Russell, what can you tell us? What is the daily routine, how do new inmates get processed?"
Russell swallowed. It didn’t seem that long ago since he’d been in the Icebox himself, and he remembered even being a little excited to go, thinking he’d take over the whole prison with pure aggression and willpower. A lot had changed since Wade had taken a bullet for him, including realizing how dangerous the prison really was. He didn't dare say aloud that he thought taking over the place was impossible. “New inmates,” he began, licking his lips, “get hosed off before they give you the jumpsuit. They took mugshots of me and Wade and assigned us numbers, but I heard they don’t do that with everyone…” The adults shared a pointed look that made him pause.
“What else?” Xavier prompted gently.
He thought for a moment, then continued, “They brought me and Wade in at bedtime, put us in the same cell at lights-out. They did meals at six, twelve, and six.”
“What about guard rotations?” Piotr asked. “Or anything about the control office?”
When Russell couldn’t recall much specifically, admitting that wasn’t what he had been paying attention to, Cable filled in what he could. On the schematics, he pointed out a central box where he had previously encountered the officers gearing up in the armory. It had mostly glass walls, a bank of monitors to track security camera footage, control panels to operate every door in the Icebox.
“If they’re smart,” he added, “They’ll have changed a lot of this in the repairs.” Cable cleared his throat and squared his shoulders. “Superior firepower aside, I had next to no trouble just walking in there.”
Xavier nodded, carefully considering their options and the best approach to breaching the most secure mutant holding facility in the world.
Brows set in a scowl, hands clenching and releasing, heart pounding with worry, Piotr asked the teenage boy, “Is Rhonda well known in that place? What is her reputation?” He couldn’t bring himself to say his real question aloud.
Russell’s eyes widened slightly, then his gaze fell to the surface of the table under his fingers. He grimaced, sucking his teeth before answering, “The main thing I was told was you only sign the ‘Book in a group.”
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"Already making the boys cry," Mimi purred in the dark. "I always liked you."
“You arranged this on purpose,” Rhonda didn’t move from having her back against the cell door, wary of every word and action from the leader of the Vicious 13. One hand rose to her collar and rubbed at the scabs.
Mimi leaned into the glow from neighboring cells’ lights, revealing dark, pointed scales like a viper. In more light, the scales would shine shades of green and purple, but in the dark, they looked charcoal grey. Her pale eyes, framed by big, fake, very contraband lashes, greedily drank in Rhonda’s frame, from the green of her hair to the clenched fists. “Of course I did,” she showed a little slip of pointed teeth in a smile, “I couldn’t have you getting killed too soon.”
Rhonda rolled her eyes and slipped onto her cot, but her shoulders didn’t relax. “So you can give me the Join Us Or Die pitch again.”
The reptilian woman clicked her tongue, a delicate sound, “I never say ‘or die,’ please.”
“Well, someone trying to kill me after every time I turn you down isn’t subtle.” She started to settle under the thin blanket. It would never keep her warm enough.
There was a rustling sound like dry leaves as Mimi shifted around. “What about that husband of yours? Did he toss you back in here, or was he never real to begin with?”
Rhonda delayed her answer. It was best to give someone like Mimi as little information as possible. “He’s real.” Over the dull murmuring of inmates settling into bed, someone a few cells down coughed. Maybe Wade.
“Ah,” Mimi hummed with too much amusement, “Homecoming didn’t go as planned. My condolences.” The rustling sounded again, with an added swishing. “Well, a few things have changed since you ran off. What if I told you I’m the only gang in the Icebox now?” Rhonda was quiet long enough that she prodded, “Guestbook?”
“I’ll think about it,” she finally said, even as her skin was crawling.
“You’re a wonderful conversationalist, as always--”
“Good night, Mimi, shut up.”
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One night down and Rhonda’s muscles were already getting stiff, joints already starting to ache. The hottest the showers would go was just a shade less than lukewarm. A grid of pipes hung from the ceiling in the completely open shower area, a spraying spout at each intersection. Sixteen inmates could shower at once, but there was no privacy. Between being exposed and cold, Rhonda couldn’t get the goosebumps on her skin to lie flat. She tried to imagine the tepid water was just a light summer rain, one she might go dance in just so her husband would laugh and say she was ridiculous.
The showers were a dangerous place, surrounded by other wet, naked inmates, and Rhonda kept her eyes peeled the whole time, even when she got a little soap in them. Other inmates bumped into her or brushed close enough to slash her open if they’d managed to palm a shiv, but none of them gave her anything worse than a sidelong glare.
The towels managed to be both threadbare and scratchy. At one of the cubbies that lined the walls of the shower area, Rhonda scrubbed herself just dry enough that she wasn’t dripping, and yanked on her DMC-provided underwear, grey t-shirt, and yellow jumpsuit. Another inmate, a wiry man with stringy blond hair lazily walked toward the cubby next to hers. She slipped on her flimsy velcro shoes without her socks, ready to fight or run. Getting shanked wasn’t the only danger in this place.
“Tick tock, motherfucker,” the wiry man hissed. “We all know you’re gonna tell Mimi no. Hurry up so we can have some fun with you.” So they were waiting. Either Rhonda would make an arrangement with Mimi and the Vicious 13 and she would have a modicum of protection, or she wouldn’t, and the attack could come from anywhere at any time. How long would they wait? Hopefully she would have time to talk to Wade.
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Rhonda had gotten to the mess hall with just enough time to get a tray and scarf down some breakfast. She found Wade and took a seat beside him. Between bites of the thinnest, most underdone waffle ever, she noted his fresh black eye. “What happened to you?”
“Oh this?” he laughed, “My cellie was practicing our secret handshake. You should see him.”
“Try not to get in any more fights,” Rhonda replied firmly. She nearly choked on the dregs as she took a swig of what they said was coffee. “We’re joining a gang.”
Wade guffawed loudly enough to make a few people briefly turn their heads and look. “My friend is hilarious!” he told them, waving them off, “Just - just an inside joke, don’t worry about it.” Then he lifted some of Rhonda’s damp hair so he could say low in her ear, “Did you already get kicked in the head? What are you thinking?”
She leaned away until he let go of her hair and grumbled, “I think our options are real fucking slim unless we get some kind of alliance, and I have an in.” She gave the quickest, most casual of glances past Wade to the end of the tables. “You see the snake with eyelashes?”
Wade gave a much more obvious glance, and even waved. Turning back to Rhonda, his eyes went wide in a bright smile. “She’s a giiirrl dragon!”
Rhonda finished her last bite of cold hash browns and shook her head. “I wouldn’t make any more Shrek jokes unless you plan on being the donkey who fucks her.”
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