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gallusrostromegalus · 23 hours ago
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I know very little about Yugioh, and I have a question after seeing some official art you reblogged. The Milennium Puzzle (I think that's what it is? The golden pyramid necklace thingy the main character wears) looks to be made of gold, quite large and thus quite heavy, and worn on a fairly long cord around Yugi's neck.
So my question is, how often do you think that thing fucking takes him out by bouncing around and smacking him right in the damn solar plexus? Like, how bruised are Yugi's ribs any time he has to jog or run somewhere? Hell, if he breaks into a sprint is he at risk of chipping a tooth or getting a black eye from the millennium puzzle bouncing around?
You bring up a good point that MANY a cosplayer found out about the hard way because even when it's made of cardboard, that sucker wants to swing around and can take out an eyeball. I have Several Theories:
The Millennium Puzzle is governed by the same Anime Physics that prevent female characters with Humongous Hungolomghnonoloughongous from knocking themselves out with their own tiddies.
Yugi's hair is Like That (TM) because he's projecting some sort of gravity-warping field that makes his hair do that and the puzzle stay put.
Gold in that universe has the same weight and texture as marshmallows.
Since the Puzzle is actually Yami's Body, Yami is using his poorly-defined magical powers to cling to Yugi's shirt like a baby Koala.
The Puzzle is actually flat and only appears to be 3D by the magic of Animation!
The BDSM Leather Bodysuit Yugi Wears is actually Legit Body Armor to protect him from being shanked by his Magical Bling.
Like how the Millenium Ring can move it's tines to stab people or skitter around like terrible cursed artifact tarantula, the Puzzle can actually reassemble it's pieces at will and whenever it slaps into Yugi, it just loosens the magical field that holds it together and allows the pieces to harmlessly "slosh" against him before recombining. It's not shown in the anime because they had a budget of like, $4.32 AUS and a can of sprite.
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millenniummmbop · 20 hours ago
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season 0 reboot when
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card-of-the-day · 7 hours ago
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Today's Card Are: Charizard and Blue-Eyes White Dragon
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ninjam117 · 2 days ago
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“Despite the fact that you’re not around
I hope I can continue to dream”
- “Veil” by Keina Suda
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judgedarts · a day ago
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miss dark magician girl 💙
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yoyo0109 · 15 hours ago
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ctrl-alt-cel · 2 days ago
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look who showed up to leftist book club🤣
uhhh we live in a society bonus
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koutone · 3 days ago
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HAPPY FIRST OF HALLOWEEN
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san92994 · 2 days ago
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Take some random Bakura bs
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tarteggs · a day ago
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season 0 screencap redraw
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gallusrostromegalus · 2 days ago
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i woke up today and was assailed by a question that just wouldn't get out of my head, which might have even been answered before: are house hippos a thing in TPOFATGIF?
They are! Like Furbies, they're the result of attempts to use magic to create highly marketable pets, and like every single fucking time some idiot with a wand and a marketing degree tries this, they promptly escaped and became an ecological menace.
Fortunately, House Hippos cannot tolerate Canada's harsh winters, and the species is confined almost entirely to the (admittedly, extensive) Toronto Underground. Despite their diminutive size, the house hippo's aggressive and territorial nature has virtually eliminated their primary competition, invasive brown and roof rats, meaning that Toronto and Calgary alike are entirely rat-free.
The creation of artificial species without the highly supervised conditions of an internationally-managed laboratory is extremely illegal worldwide, with hefty fines and jail time for Negligent Species Creation, and Malicious Species Creation is an actual War Crime (See Also: Laws regarding Dungeon Creation). The law has never been a serious impediment to stupidity or hubris though, and about every other year some twit tries to make bespoke pets again. Results include the highly invasive and adaptable Furby, and it's terrifying cousin, the "Long Furby", the House Hippo, the 1983 "Thy Diminutive Equine" massacre, and England's worst cryptid, the brightly colored Ursine Psychic Vampires that roam central England after Huddersfield attempted to re-brand their old castle as "Care-A-Lot".
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happyalkina · 3 days ago
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Joey tries pumpkin spice after doubting it’s good!! Happy October everyone!!!! Yahoo!!!! :D
I made this for my twin after asking her what I should draw, bam. Joey being all cozy and stuff I guess haha!!
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fyeahygocardart · 9 hours ago
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Red-Eyes Alternative Black Dragon
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its-julh · a day ago
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AAHHh spooky
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cerakuro · 2 days ago
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mr heck kaiser
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tk610 · 2 days ago
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