cannot stop thinking about Niffty and Vaggie chilling out playing darts together
except it's with knives, and they're giggling, and it's with Vaggie holding her permanently got-impaled-by-heavnly-steel hand up to the dart board, and it's Charlie walking right as Niffty takes her throw
Charlie: "Hey guys! Husk is wondering if you want another round of-"
Niffty: (throws knife through charlie's gf's hand)
Charlie: "-ffffffffaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAaAAAHGHGHGHGH?!!!?!"
Vaggie: "Wooo yeaaaaahh!"
Niffty: "SCOOOOORE! Oh hi Charlie~!"
Charlie: "AArGH???"
Vagige: "Babe you gotta come check this out."
Charlie: "VAGGIE WHAT THE- what are- your HAND-!"
Vaggie: "Cool huh?"
Charlie: "C O O L ?? You've been impaled!!!"
Vaggie: "Yeah I have, that's the point."
Niffty: "the POINT... heeheeheee~"
Demon Charlie: "NiFFTy."
Niffty: (gets grabbed)
Niffty: "AHAHAHA!! I'm in danger!"
Vaggie: "Okay whoa sweetie, maybe don't toast the employee-"
Niffty: "TOAST ME- hrrk!"
Vaggie: "And don't snap her neck either!"
Charlie: "She. HURT-"
Vaggie: "She didn't hurt me. Look, see? No blood. She put the knife right through Lute's stab wound."
Charlie: "....and that's a GOOD thing???"
Vaggie: "Sure! She got a hole in one!"
Charlie: "...."
Charlie: "A hole... in one..."
Charlie: (drops niffty)
Niffty: "Wheee-!" (SPLAT)
Vaggie: "Babe? Uh, Charlie..? Where're you going?"
Charlie: "Bar. I'm.... getting another round of drinks from Husk."
Vaggie: "But you haven't even asked what we want-"
Charlie: "It's not FOR you." (staggers off)
Vaggie: "...."
Vaggie: "...Did I just traumatize my girlfriend?"
Niffty: "Naaaah, the trauma was already there, we just POKED at it enough for her to go cry all over Husk's countertops about it."
Vaggie: "So I should probably let her do that huh."
Niffty: "Once she's done crying, THEN you can hug her!"
Vaggie: "Or I could go hug her right now..."
Niffty: "OR you could let me see if I can put a knife between each of your fingers AND get a hole in one!!"
Vaggie: "...i guess... venting to other people did help her out a lot last time..."
Niffty: "Hole! In! One!"
Vaggie: "Hole. In. One."
Niffty: "BLOOD OR GLORY!!!"
Vaggie: "TRUST AND ACCURACY!!!!"
Niffty: "AND KNIVES!!!!!!!"
-at the bar-
Charlie: "It's gooooood she's gotta close friend, y'know? It is, so grrrreaaaat that they're bonding. Throwin'... throwin' knives right through her new unhealing and eternal puncture wound....."
Husk: "Wait the fuck, they're doing what now?"
Charlie: "....another something that Lute and heaven did to her....that I wasn't there to stop from happenin'...."
Husk: "Shit."
Charlie: "An' now she's playing parlor games with it! Yay!"
Husk: "This is the least fucking 'yay' I've ever fucking seen you."
Charlie: "That's like, free therapy for her though! Right!?"
Husk: "No, but this is."
Husk: (pours drink) "Here."
Charlie: (takes bottle) "Thank- hic-s!!"
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(ALL) 🌈 "R stands for Robin." 🤍
"Had you asked us when we were younger about who we think we'd grow up to be, none of us would have answered who we did end up becoming. Someone bigger than ourselves. A symbol beating in different hearts. Each coming from unlikely origins. A partner to Batman and a fledgling that would soar higher and shine brighter than any other. They think we've divided this mantle, but no. Each of us made Robin WHOLE. Afterall, light refracts into multiple colors, right? And birds of a feather are stronger TOGETHER."
R is for Righteousness.
R is for Rebellion.
R is for Responsibility.
R is for Respect.
R is for Redemption.
R is for Revolutio- NO. It's a Reminder.
(Fun Fact 👀: If you look closely, you might notice how each Robin wears the color of the one that comes after them. Except for Duke who wears the first Robin's colors to tie them all together again. Proving they're better as a set. Speaking of, these drawings were sold at a booth in my school and the Batgirls were particularly popular! XD) -Bubbly💙
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