Regulus: Fine, leave me.
Sirius: . . .
Regulus: Why are you still standing there? Go!
Sirius: Um, I didn’t know you wanted to go to the Fall Festival?
Regulus: Duh. Autumn’s my favorite season.
Sirius: . . . oh-h.
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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Reggie ⭐️
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James: We need to talk about your mental health.
Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.
James:
Regulus:
James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-
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Regulus on the phone with James: Turn around.
Regulus: No, the other way.
Regulus: Again, the other way.
Regulus: Okay, one more time.
James: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!
Regulus: I’m not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
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stargazing
R: -and i’m right there, “the heart of the lion”,
J: i love you
R: while sirius is over there, the brightest star in the canis major constellation
J: i love you
R: …you’re not listening, are you?
J: i love you
god i hate it when i’m stargazing with my lover and i’m infodumping abt the stars but they’re too busy staring longingly at me instead of listening (pls god when will it be my turn)
this is for you, @wrenvyx i hope you like it :)
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Some sportsmanship tension
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First Year Regulus: Do I talk too much?
First Year Evan: My guy, this is the first time you’ve spoken all day and it’s late in the evening.
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c: @akwardsilince
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This is hilarious.
I was looking for constellations for. . . a thing, and the thing says this about Regulus. But Sirius? Sirius, burning brightly, not even that it’s the dog or the (brightest) star.
This is great! 😂😂😂
We all know Regulus was the better one to end up on a website for mums.
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"Why did you burn that letter..."
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Reg, reading at 1am, with James' head in his lap, idly playing with his hair with one hand.
Reg looking down at him and smiling so softly at how peaceful he looks.
Reg thinking James is asleep.
Reg whispering for the first time "I love you."
Reg's heart fluttering when there's a sleepy mumble of "I love you too" below him.
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[Grimmauld Place tour]
Regulus, to James: Oh look, the door post where Kreacher measured our heights.
Regulus: I was always half an inch taller than Sirius, not that it matters.
Regulus: But it does.
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Regulus goes to an art museum and pauses when he sees a painting that looks almost exactly like him. A figure of pale skin and gray eyes, dressed in the clothes of the 1400s, and a bundle of flowers in hand. Looking at someone who is only seen by the dark skin and messy curls that peek within the canvas borders, back turned to the viewer.
"Encore" Again, it is titled.
He jumps when a man approaches him from behind. Dark skin and messy curls.
"Hello," he smiles.
Regulus feels as if he knows the man. Like a click of recognition. He felt as if he knew the most intimate details of this person.
"Hello," he replies. A knowing feeling in his soul.
His eyes drift from the painting to the man.
"We meet again," James says, his smile as bright as the day they met in the flower fields in the 1450s.
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I once believed love would be black and white, but it’s golden
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Barty: Wait, I thought you guys were dating.
Regulus: What? No. Why would you think that?
Dorcas: To be fair, I also thought you two were dating.
Regulus:
Evan: Raise your hand if you thought James and Regulus were dating.
Everyone: *raises their hand*
Regulus:
Regulus: James, put your hand down.
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"No."
"No," Regulus mutters, grabbing at James's hands which pick at cuticles, instead handing him a stress ball without even looking up from his own work.
"No," James replies sternly to Regulus's questioning of his love, always patiently reassuring him that he does not hate him.
"No," Regulus rolls his eyes as James shows him a giant stuffed animal in the store, pointing firmly at the shelf from which he took it.
"No," James shakes his head, refusing to allow Regulus to lift a finger when he is ill, fetching water and potions and food and all the books he needs.
"No," Regulus whispers to a shaking James when, after a nightmare about infidelity, he sobs in Regulus's arms, and asks if he will ever actually leave him.
"No," James laughs warmly when Regulus asks if he is annoyed with him, after he shows up at their shared apartment with more books.
"No..." Regulus gasps, shocked, as James lifts his shirt to reveal the R.A.B. tattooed across his hips.
"No," James wrinkles his nose as he looks at ring after ring, none of them being perfect enough or beautiful enough or amazing enough for the love of his life.
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"Yes," Regulus cries, shaking, as James reveals the engagement ring he picked with Sirius, both of them half-sobbing as they embrace.
Thanks to @lo0lo0land for the prompt!
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