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antisociallilbrat · 4 months
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Ben: We’re best friends, of course you guys use me as a personal pillow.
Eddie: We’re best friends, I scold you becuase I care.
Beverly: We’re best friends, I will be forcing you to let me style you at least once.
Stan: We’re best friends, the only person allowed to be mean to any of you is me. I’ll actually kill someone who looks at you the wrong way though.
Mike: We’re best friends, I have a whole album in my phone of photos of you guys.
Richie: We’re best friends, I’m going to give you an annoying nickname.
Bill: Yeah! We’re best friends, of course I’ve a had a sex dreams about all of you.
The Losers: …
Bill: …Did I say something wrong?
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heartfullofleeches · 11 months
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loser darling having to schedule times to fuck all of the demons. honestly i think it’d be a loser’s (my) heaven to be able to fuck and cum into so many demons.
"I can't... do this anymore...."
These beasts were going to be the death of you. It's only common knowledge that idols of lust would be insatiable when draining their prey, but this was too much for one human to take. Rather than a one and deal, these devils had chosen to latch themselves onto you for the rest of your mortal days and possibly long after when they drag your immortal soul down from whence they came. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if there was only just of them. There were three - three devils sucking you dry at all hours of the day. When one finished their meal another would take the sloppy seconds - if they weren't piling on top of you at the same time. If they smelled another human on you your torment was amplified - tongue fucked through half-assed apologies or edged into orgasming right as one tells you exactly how they slit the homewrecker's throat. Even asleep, you couldn't escape their wrath - waking to the exhausting sight of one of them between your legs more times than you could count.
The demon hanging off the end of your bed raises its head from the mattress. "Hm?~ What was that, baby? Couldn't hear you when your legs clench around my neck like that. Thought you'd snap it right in half this time...not that I'd complain."
You yank the demon up by its horns as you drag your spent body into an upright position. It mewls at your harsh grip, plush lips ghosting your jawline as its claws dip against the curve of your hip.
"I. Can't. Do. This. If you whores don't give me a break, I'll be dead within a month. Granted, it's probably the best way to go, but there's more I'd like to do before I die."
An arm shoots around your neck, pulling you towards the bust of the demon on your right now roused awake by the fuse. It kisses at your neck; moist tongue lapping at your skin and it takes all of you not to ride the savage's face like it so desired. "Have we fallen out of your favor, love? You're the one that's always complaining about your love life - when you have us right here. If anyone's hurting right now, it's us."
"I never said that. All I'm asking for is some recovery time every once in a while."
The demon in your lap hums in thought. "Hm. How about this? One of us gets to play with you when you wake up, one in the afternoon and finally right before you go to bed. We can rotate those times during the week and on weekends we get to have you whenever we'd like. Everything in between is all yours, but if you ever need us - you know were we'll be. Sound good, babe?"
"I...." You sigh. It's not much different from your current arrangements, but the best you'll get for now. "...fine."
A sleepy voice sounds from your left, peeling what remained of your night shirt off your shoulders. "Dibs on the first shift."
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devourable · 1 year
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how would your delinquents react to their darling just...not showing up to their usual spots, not returning their calls, or even (dramatic gasp) leaving their texts on read? but! turns out it's because darling's sick and went nonverbal?
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🌡️ the delinquents x sick darling 🌡️
it would NOT take long for them to figure out where you had gone. you not responding to messages was one thing, but when they don’t see you at the spots they’d usually find you in? they’d literally be hunting you down like a pack of wolves. did something happen to you? were you okay? it’d worry them sick not seeing you for even a day.
your home would be the first place they’d check — nevermind how they got in without your assistance, the extra key is for safety reasons! — and they’d practically collapse in relief when they find you crumpled up in bed, safe and sound. god knows what they’d do if you weren’t there…
mattias would immediately jump into your bed, curl up right next to you and snatch you up in his arms. he missed you so much! he’d whine and cry about how he was so worried, how he hated not getting to see you, cover your face in kisses and bury himself into your neck. he’d literally have to be peeled off of you by his friends to get separated from you.
unsurprisingly, mattie would promptly catch whatever was ailing you and later end up bedridden right next to you. he’d try to be helpful, making your bed when judas carries you out of it and fetching you something comfortable to rest in, but he’d ultimately wind up useless and have to rest beside you. which he didn’t mind — he always liked being the one to get the most skinship with you.
judas would be the first to pick up that you’re ill, though the rest of the guys wouldn’t be far behind. he’d gently scold you as he presses his hand to your forehead and neck, asking why you couldn’t have at least told them you needed help. were you so unwell that you couldn’t even call them? but he would be incapable of staying even slightly unhappy with you — the way you pressed into his hands, comforted by how cool they were compared to your feverish skin, would ironically melt his heart.
he and dom would be the ones taking most of the reigns. judas would go to work closing all your curtains, replacing your heavier blankets with light ones (no amount of complaints would stop him, your fever would never break if you stayed all bundled up!), making sure you’re well hydrated, give you a cool bath to make sure you to get all that sweat off and hopefully break your fever — he’d do so much that the other guys would claim that he was trying to hog you. which he totally was, but it was in the name of your health!
dominic, meanwhile, would get to work making you soup, ushering aaron off with his wallet to get needed ingredients and proper medicine (much to his best friend’s chagrin, but he is the only one with a car, so…). he knows your preferences already and would take advantage of that in hopes of making something capable of stoking your appetite enough to get you to eat.
he’d ask multiple times if you were sure you didn’t wanna see a doctor. if he took you to his, you’d be seeing the best of the best! surely they could give you something that’d fix you up in no time! but secretly he’d be elated when you’d decline — getting to take care of you was so fun, and if it was what you wanted then who was he to say no to you?
when aaron returns, he’d insist on being the one to feed and medicate you since he had to miss out on your care to go shopping. alongside food and medicine, he’d bring stuff that he figured you’d like — movies that you’ve been meaning to watch queued up on his laptop, a few snacks that you could try if you wanted something that wasn’t soup, a small fan to set up next to your bed, things to make yourself more comfortable. he’d pull your head into his lap and feed you, and when you were able to finish an entire meal without getting sick, he’d wipe your face and reward you with kisses of his own. ones less intense than the ones mattias gave you when they all first arrived, though. he wasn’t keen on getting sick.
all of his plans for the next few days would be canceled, no matter what they were. he could always reschedule and plan around them. you were his priority, as you were to all of his friends, and he wouldn’t spend another second away from your side when you needed him.
when you wake up the next day, you’d be greeted to the sight of all four boys sleeping around you — judas and dom on the floor, aaron propped up next to your bed, and mattias in your bed, still clinging to you. even if you feel better at that point, they’ll keep you there for juuust one more day… to make sure you’re really feeling better. they wanna make sure this type of thing doesn’t have to happen again.
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derrydeer · 1 year
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the losers and their fav horror movies
Bill: saw. it makes him feel better about death being a choice, and he can relate to the feeling of being tested to live. he’s seen all of the sequels with Eddie and Stan, but Richie and the others claim that the first one is all they can watch because it doesn’t have that much gore
Richie: evil dead. he loves a good zombie movie, and one with endless jokes and crude humour? sign him up!
Eddie: scream. he loves the 90’s era of horror movies and something about the plot in scream (and billy’s hotness) doesn’t seem all that scary to him
Stan: final destination. he’s a purist and will only watch the first 2, but absolutely prefers the original. something about seeing all the possible ways the characters could die before they do scratches an itch in his brain
Bev: midsommar. the rest of the losers tease her for being a new age “deep horror” fan, but she really just loves feminine rage and the poetic justice of the movie. also, florence pugh.
Ben: frankenweenie. he’s too chicken to watch a real horror movie, unless it’s midsommar with bev. he hates hearing people screaming
Mike: motel hell. he just thinks it’s silly and not horribly scary. he’s like ben, he can’t deal with people screaming that much. he also loves (spoilers) that the victims get revenge at the end
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darkcrowprincess · 29 days
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Poly losers club thoughts:
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Bill drunk during the losers anual karaoke night sings Beautiful Things by Benson Boone to his losers. Bills a happy lovey dovey drunk that loves his losers. He doesn't stutter once while singing the song. Which causes his losers to blush. But also to wolf whistle. After losing Georgie Bill has this deep dark fear of losing anything else.
Bill sings:
Oh, I hope I don't lose you Mm
Please stay I want you, I need you, oh God Don't take These beautiful things that I've got
The other losers: 😳🥺🥰😍💗
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the-angry-pixie · 9 months
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Headcanon: Myra is 100% the type of woman who would threaten to divorce Eddie if she didn’t have her way. I wouldn’t be surprised if she kept signed divorce papers hanging up on their fridge “as a reminder”. Needless to say, when Eddie gets the call from Mike, he remembers what it felt like to have six different people who genuinely loved him. As a result, when he went home to pack, he “accidentally” submitted the paperwork and pawned his wedding ring on his way to Derry. He also “accidentally” blocks Myra on everything and “accidentally” gets a new phone
I see Myra as more the type to threaten self-harm or suicide if she doesn't get her way.
Cause like, divorce isn't much of a threat to Eddie. He may not be strong enough to do the deed himself, but if Myra was the one saying they should get a divorce he would for sure be like "~oh no ~how sad ~but if you think thats best honey..."
So yeah. Not much of a threat.
Myra threatening to hurt herself though... every time Eddie seems to be getting a bit of independence (making friends at work, getting interested in a hobby that doesn't include her, telling her that she's being unreasonable) and god forbid, maybe even thinking of leaving her... well "how can you do this to me Eddie?! You know what the doctor says about my delicate mental condition? Maybe you don't care about me at all? Maybe you would rather I were dead? Maybe I should just not be here so you can live your perfect Myra-less life?"
And well, Eddie is not a monster. He would never want anyone to actually die.
In my perfect world, Eddie returns to Derry, remembers the six loves of his life. Falls in love all over again. LIVES. Suddenly understands and has the strength to call Myra's bluff. Telephones her from the hospital (where he and his lovers are recovering) to announce their separation. And says "If you must, you must dear" and hangs up when Myra starts spouting her bullshit about killing herself.
I still like your idea of him then pawning the ring, blocking Myra on everything, saying he wants "nothing" in the divorce (all the good memories from his childhood and of his father are locked away in a storage facility anyway since Myra didn't like having them around the house), and never talking to her again (letting the lawyers sort out the details).
Thank you @zelinksupporter. That was nice to think about. 🥰
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ellecdc · 2 months
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The Winner Takes it All (you don't need to compete for the boys) + The Loser Has To Fall (companion piece) Swim Lessons (meet cute with swim instructor marauders) When One Door Closes (the boys support you as you end your toxic relationship) Hard Softie (you're feisty to everyone except your boys) 🫧 I wasn't running from you (slytherin reader feels insecure) Sweet Tooth (you love baking for the boys, and they love you) Beginnings (feisty reader stealing the 💖 of the only one not already in love) 🫧 Overthinking (you're convinced they're mad at you) The beginning (how feisty!readers relationship with the boys started) Where'd you go? (whimsical!reader wanders off) 🫧 What did you See? (Seer fem!reader Sees a happy domestic life) 🫧 Our little gremlin (fem!readers sense of humour mini blurb) Sirius' Arch Nemesis (fem!reader finds a kitten) 🫧 The Sound of Music (muggle born gn!reader x poly!marauders) Two Steps Forward (fem!reader struggling with mental health, hurt/comfort, fluff) 🫧 Marauders + your younger sibling headcanons It's been you? (when they find out their gf is a secret animagus) Sight's Set (Seer slytherin fem!reader Sees a new relationship with the boys) raising harry with poly!marauders? (how that might look feat. whimsical fem!reader) James & Sirius & Remus & Lily &...you? (poly!marauders + lily x fem!reader) -> shy!reader's first date with the marauders + lily Slimy (the boys meet whimsical!readers pet snake for the first time) who are you talking to? (they find out their date talks to her cat)
🫧 = elle’s favourites
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lafayette-paw-arts · 2 months
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More Poly Vees Headcanons (Pt 3)
(I wrote a fanfic about this already) Vox leans to his right when relaxing, so Velvette and Valentino have an intense competition to decide who gets to be on Vox's right side for the night. It starts as soon as the elevator doors open and ends when one of them enters the room Vox is in, it gets very competitive and the loser gets very salty.
The Vees collect pokemon cards, they don't play the game they just think the cards are neat.
Valentino isn't super picky and will take almost any card if he doesn't already have it
Velvette is a little more moderate and takes cards she likes the look of but that's still a lot of cards
Vox is the pickiest bastard and will only take cards he loves or are of pokemon he really likes.
Since Vox has such a small list of cards he wants if the other two pull a card he wants they tend to just give it to him.
Vox has a ratty, worn, not even soft anymore blanket that he loves with all his heart. Valentino has offered to find a replacement and Vox got so upset he refused to let Valentino onto his floor for days. Velvette wisely keeps her mouth shut about the blanket.
Velvette and Vox both have a large hoard of soft fluffy blankets, Val has a couple of good ones he really likes.
Vox has a canopy bed but doesn't have curtains on it, instead he has christmas lights wrapped around the frame that he uses to light his room instead of using the ceiling light. The other two don't understand why he hates the "demon light" (they find that name for it hilarious since they're all demons)
Velvette has a basket in her room that was given to her by the boys, and they do their best to keep it full of chocolate for her, they firmly believe that is how they stay out of trouble most of the time.
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BRO IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE OF THIS SHIRT AND IMAGINING ASMODEUS’S FACE
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(if you can’t see it is says “slut for ugly boys” lmao)
1 - i love your writing it’s hot af and you’re talented and you actually characterize the boys really well so thank you
2 - how do you think the (poly) brothers would react to the MC wearing this lol
ajsdfhasgfgajsf thank you ily
Joke headcanons, gender-neutral MC, racially ambiguous, offended demons, kind of short
Lucifer
He probably didn't notice what your shirt said at first
Then did a 180 turkey neck when he realized what it said
Excuse me?
"Take that off now."
Whatever you say zaddy
Then gets flustered/upset when you go to strip
No he meant to go change your shirt!
You're taking years off of his immortal life, mc
Mammon
You best not be talking about him!
His brothers, yeah, makes sense
But not him!
MC, say it's not true! do you really think he's ugly??
Not that he needs your approval or anything
But he wants to make sure
Would honestly prefer if you wear an 'I <3 Idiots' shirt
Leviathan
Thank god
Leviathan is so much happier knowing he's your type
Wait-
"MC DO YOU THINK I'M UGLY???"
Leviathan is conflicted because his self-esteem is low enough that he thinks he's ugly but he doesn't know if it's worse or better if you agree
Satan
"Is that why you're also dating Lucifer?"
Wants to act like he knows this shirt isn't referring to him but man does he want reassurance
Still, he finds it funny but won't go out with you when you wear it
Because of that this shirt has mainly become pajamas
Asmodeous
Ugly crying
MC say it aint true!
Do you really think he's....ugly....?
No! This shirt must be a reference to one of his brothers since you're also dating those losers
Surely you don't think he's ugly
Right?
RIGHT MC???
Beelzebub
Probably noticed your shirt first
"Hey MC, what does your shirt mean 🤨?"
Beelzebub gives you the benefit of the doubt and thinks your shirt is just a joke
HOWEVER
You don't mean him right...?
He does find it kind of funny
Belphegor
Hell yeah you are
Completely embraces the shirt
Probably gets an "I'm with stupid" shirt to match you
Belphegor will tease Lucifer when you're wearing that shirt
"They're talking about you lol."
Has stolen this shirt from you once without realizing it
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cherryc1nnam0n · 1 year
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Cherry's Favorites
Contains NSFW, blood, dark themes and more, just my personal favorites, many characters and topics
Jim Hopper NSFW headcanons
Guard Dog | Brahms Heelshire
The Stains | Eddie Munson
Fake Plastic Love | Fwb!Eddie Munson
Meet the Munsons | Stepbrother!Eddie Munson
This is Wrong | Stepbrother!Eddie Munson
Man of the Month | Loki
Spell gone wrong | Loki
Tale as Old as Time | Jotun!Loki
Lokitty
Haunted | Brahms Heelshire
Hellfire Baby | Eddie Munson
Dungeons and (pink) dragons | Hellfire baby part 2
The "yes" policy | Eddie Munson
Affection | Eddie Munson
Loki's Di-Llama
Good Neighbors | Steddie
Clandestine Fucks | Loki
Toy Cars and Princess Tea Parties | Steddie
Three Men, a Little Lady a Baby and Steve | Eddie Munson
Joseph Quinn horny blurb
The Witchling and the God | Witch!Reader x Avenger!Loki
As the world burns | Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson
Dusk | Joseph Quinn
Porn | Perv!Stepbro!Eddie Munson
Boobie | Joseph Quinn
Period Sex | Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson
Morning sex | Fem!Reader x Billy Hargrove
More boobies | Joseph Quinn
Save me | Brahms Heelshire
Letters to my (future) love | Fem!Reader x Billy Hargrove
Summer | Pregnant!Fem!Reader x Billy Hargrove
Billy as a father
The boys next door | Steddie x Reader
Breeding kink with Eddie Munson
Goofy Eddie during sex
It happened one night in recess | Omegaverse Eddie Munson x Reader
Steddie x Reader
Eye contact | Steddie x Reader
Like the wind | Fem!Reader x Billy Hargrove
Having sex in the school's bathroom | Eddie Munson
Spooning with Eddie
Eddie eats you out from the back any chance he gets
Sex tape | Modern!Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader
A new dungeon | Modern!Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader
Waiter Eddie
Hopper loves pussy
Best boys (Steve, Eddie and Billy) with pets
I'll bite your dick | Eddie Munson
Get in line | Best boys x Reader
Eddie is strong boi
High sex drive | Joseph Quinn
Somno | Fem!Reader x Eddie Munson
Exhibitionism | Steddie x Reader
Morning, my love | Eddie Munson
Squirting and making a mess with Eddie
Riding Eddie's face
Eddie loves pussy
Falling asleep on him | Joseph Quinn
Fucked up | Drunkstepbro!Eddie x reader
New Year's Eve with Joseph Quinn
Watching You | Modern!Eddie Munson x FEM!Reader
Lose yourself | Eddie Munson x Reader
What is this? | Eddie Munson
Pegging Eddie
Stepbro!Eddie <3
More Stepbro!Eddie <3
Sudden dominance | Joseph Quinn
Dom!Nasty!Eddie
Steve's balls are his weak spot
Stepbro!Steve let's Billy fuck you
Best boys spoil reader
Joseph and pregnant reader
Harringrove x Reader
Eddie can't refuse a dare
Sleepy sex with Joe
Headboard | Eddie Munson
Are you leaving? | Eddie Munson x Reader
Vampire!Eddie
She's got the look | Eddie Munson x Plus size!Reader
In here loser | Steddie x Reader
Sweets | Steddie x Plus Size!Reader
Disfrutando | Brahms Heelshire x Reader
A crying shame | Prince Paul x Fem!Reader
Brahms' mommy kink
Mirror sex with Joseph Quinn
Pregananant reader with Joseph Quinn
Do Ya Wanna Taste It? | Eddie Munson
Inked | Eddie x Reader x Punk!Steve
Watch me | Joseph Quinn
Goofy Steve during sex
Babysitting for Steve Harrington
This whole masterlist has a chokehold on me
Steddie getting off thinking about reader
Dinner for Three | Steddie x reader
Gamer!Eddie x AFAB!Reader
Bad Habit | Eddie Munson x Harrington!Reader
Bad idea | Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader
Cute poly Steddie x Reader
Steve's development
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antisociallilbrat · 9 months
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I've seen posts where people are saying which characters in fandom would see Barbie or Oppenheimer and now I'm here to tell you which movie the Losers would see.
All of them see Barbie. Easy. They all wear clothes designed by Bev too. Stan wears pink sunglasses in the theater to hide his tears. After the movie Bill is googling where to buy a "I'm Kenenough shirt". Bev, Eddie, and Ben are talking about the underlying message of the movie with the anti-patriarchy plot. Richie is horny after seeing Ken's dance sequence. Mike is apologizing to Bev for the struggles of being a woman and that he's sorry. Bev has to tell him that he would be an "Allan" to make him stop saying sorry on behalf of men.
Bonus: Mike and Ben have their own little date to see Oppenheimer because they're the only two Losers interested in seeing it.
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monamipencil · 12 days
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wips <3
dilf! wonu (strawberries and short skirts)
f2l! vernon (valentine's for losers)
wonu and marking kink
ass lover! cheol
roommate! cheol
aftercare with cheol
office siren x cheol
shibari with hao
getting horny when hao paints your nails
hao using you as a canvas <3
1st anni with seokmin except its your first time with him
pervy good boy! seokmin
seokgyu poly [90s au + gyu in a crop top]
part 2 of jealousy, jealousy
fwb! wonwoo
boudoir + mingyu
first anni with shua (him being a fucking romantic)
abs riding + jihoon
woozi loves red on you. a little too much.
han + edging
sub! chan
aerobics instructor! soonyoung
"men are all dogs" "meow?" - jun
"just the tip" - kwan
⚝ requests
oral + han + somnophilia
husband! wonwoo + makeup sex
titty obsessed! chan
⚝ reactions/headcanons;
randomly asking them to fuck you
things that they do that turn you on
things that you do that turn them on
asking them to wear a condom
randomly peeping into their shirt
svt healing your inner child
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olderthannetfic · 2 months
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Is it character bashing to have negative headcanons about a character? Someone said about their/our fav that he's too jealous for poly but would cheat and I was like yeah that's him lol. I love cringe loser characters
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That's not bashing.
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derrydeer · 1 year
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“top bill” this and “top mike” that and “sub stan” this when i know that the RIGHT and TRUE dynamic is bottom sub bill, switch vers mike, and dom top stan, DUH
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darkcrowprincess · 19 days
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The losers club headcanons:
They are all theater nerds if they can get away with it. But they can't in a town like Derry.
Mike is the best singer. Everyone can sing(except Bill do to the stuttering) but Mike is the best.
Mike once puked over being forced to eat a hamburger. He really hates eating meat. Full on vegetarian and the losers respect that.
Stan has taught the other losers some words and sentences in Hebrew so they can have a secret code to talk to each other in.
Richie is half Jewish from his mother's side. Eddie is polish from his dad, and Bill is half British from his mothers side.
All the losers have had a crush on Bill.
Ben as well as being a new kids on the block fan, also loves legos and building sets. And is an anime nerd and got the other losers into loving anime.
Richie has been in love with Eddie since they were five years old and told him parents he wanted to marry him(Richies parents are really nice in my headcanons)
Richies parents were hippies but also just very postive forward thinking people.
Richie is really the only loser with a full set of good(and alive) parents. Ben's Mom and Mrs Uris are are good parents too. But Stan and Bill both have really big issues with there Dads emotionally. Bills mom just completely shut down after Georgie died. Mike's granpa rightfully doesn't trust people. But after getting to know Mikes friends he trusts them after a while.
Richie was suppose to have a sister but his mom miscarried. It left his mom really sad about not getting to have the daughter she wanted but she still loves Richie.
The whole town talks about how weird the losers club is. That theres rumors about them.
Eddie Kaspbrak had a cousin named Carrie White that died when he was ten that no one talks about anymore. He remembers her being really nice to him.
Bill gets into a big fight with his dad over the losers and punches him the face.
All the losers went to prom with Beverly. Including Mike who they snuck into the school
If the losers could they'd start their own acting/musical theater troop themselves.
Mike, Ben, Eddie, Stan, and Bill are the only losers that really like sports and are good at it. Richie and Bev do not get sports and Richie is terrible at it.
Richie and Bev take dance classes and do a dance together for a talent show. They win.
Richie and Bill both no how to play guitar. But Eddie can be really bad ass at playing the harmonica.
Ben's mom makes cookies for all the losers. She's happy Benny has friends.
Stan takes up fencing in college to help with his confidence and beause another loser at least needs to know how to weild a weapon besides Mike.
Mike gets really good at using guns and shooting.He still hates killing animals on the farm though.
Eddie becomes a doctor or a nurse.
Stan becomes a lawyer.
The only parents that notice something is really off in Derry and noticed the kids were missing for a long time was Richie's parents. For some reasons It and Derry doesn't affect them as much.
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kissofthemis · 3 months
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Hi! I saw your blog and I was interested! Could I have Headcanons of poly Artem and Luke with reader please? If you don’t do poly, completely ok!
Hi anon! Just want to say first that yes, poly requests are totally okay! I personally am not poly, so let me know if I can improve in any way on these HCs! I am always happy to learn from friends & followers who are poly ☆
Artem is definitely the primary cook of the group, but he is always happy to give Luke or you a lesson on his favorite dishes. Luke is constantly trying to expand his culinary skills, but candidly all three of you feel safer with Artem around in case anything catches on fire.
Luke is the personal heater of the group. His body temperature always feels a bit warmer than you or Artem, like he's actually a puppy. It's handy during winter, but that means Luke is starving for cuddles during the summer!
Luke is the type who swears he's always the biggest spoon, but you and Artem know he's desperate to be held sometimes. You and Artem often have to sandwich him into a middle spoon, because Luke won't give in otherwise.
Game nights are... brutal, to say the least. Luke is the type who's openly competitive, while Artem is subtly competitive until Luke gets him fired up. Add you to the mix, and... Artem had to bandage his wrist for a week. He doesn't like to talk about it.
That being said, you have had to call Luke out before for letting you win. He is far too soft on you sometimes! Conversely, Artem doesn't let you win because he believes in your abilities... but he is more likely to choose games that he knows you're good at. (They spoil you more than either will admit.)
Artem loves watching movies with you and Luke in his home theater. Except... Luke doesn't sit still very well, so you never get too far into marathons. You all end up taking breaks so Luke can stretch his legs.
You also fall asleep first during movie nights. Luke is too anxious to sleep until he knows you're sleeping peacefully, and Artem is actually watching the movie. Sob.
Artem and Luke are both acts of service lovers. Which is great in theory, but in practice it means they can get stuck in an endless loop of trying to do things for each other and debating who gets to do what for whom. You have to stop these by volunteering to do it yourself, which usually ends in all three of you doing the task. (Somewhat of an anticlimactic result, but hey, more hands means easier work, right?)
Artem is the impulse control. Luke, as bright as he is, also has a ton of BAD ideas in the mix with the good ones. He's eager to convince you to try things with him. None of you want to discuss the tire swing incident.
Artem is the most easily flustered of you three. Sometimes on dates, you and Luke make bets on who can make him blush more. Winner gets a free snack from the loser. (Artem is still trying to figure out why you and Luke always insist on going to the bakery or the ice cream parlor after dates.)
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