i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up

genuinely forgot that the puzzle piece icon was about autism speaks. i just associate it with saw now

the year is 2025. the LONG anticipated saw XI has just hit theaters worldwide. you’re sitting in the theatre and “Hello Zep” begins to play. tensions are high. suddenly, he appears. Adam Stanheight, in the flesh. he’s alive. he’s been alive the whole time. the scene quickly cuts to a 1.5 second clip of Adam and Lawrence fucking on the bathroom floor. the credits roll.

saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

I drew the gang,

when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

he's like a neglected tamagotchi (ft. boom operator Speed Ratliff)

My dash simulator

it's literally him

"love is in the air" WRONG ❌️❗️SAW 2 HOUSE NERVE GAS 🏚💨🙌☣️⏳️🌫🏚💨⏳️☣️🏚💨⏳️☣️🏚💨⏳️☣️❌️💨🙌⏳️☣️🏚💨💨🙌⏳️☣️❌️💨🙌☣️⏳️🌫🏚

being in the saw fandom is so funny. non-horror fans think you’re sick in the head, sensible horror fans don’t like them/don’t wanna subject themselves to all that, extreme horror fans think you’re a phillistine. most of the fandom is dickriding either Brunette Guy or Brunette Girl. there’s 10.7 of these movies and 5 to 9 of them suck depending on who you ask. they’re all straddling the lines between horror, crime drama and soap opera. every single ship is utterly unmarketable. everyone has 2 saw jokes and they’re both bad. there seems to be a prevailing assumption that the puppet is the bad guy. the actual bad guy was confirmed bisexual on tiktok

“save me amanda young” “save me adam stanheight” girl save THEM!!! those fags are doomed by the narrative they cannot help you!!

literally begging twisted pictures & lionsgate for a 20th anniversary theatrical re-release of saw like they did in 2014 for the 10th anniversary. i need to experience the original hello zepp on the big screen so badly.