sooo that’s it? gonna leave me on read?

WIFEY IS IGNORING ME AGAIN—ALL BC OF MY SODA PREFERENCE.

I got embarrassed because I wasn't actually making fun of ur drink preference; I saw a funny video saying pansexual's like dr. pepper and was like "!!!!!!" and then "I know a pansexual who likes dr. pepper!!" and then sent it to you and it flopped so I saw myself out 🫢

oh no omg babes i am the anon who asked about hockey i would never block you!!! firstly, i think its really cool (way cooler than me and my hockey habits, but if that's what i get for being only HALf canadian and not having as extensive of a hockey culture in the states :() that you keep up with the non nhl teams, i know usually its more personal and more fun to cheer for the more local teams, and also those dudes literally shred harder than the nhl sometimes! genuinely jealous of u there! also i literally don't have any legs to stand on in terms of nhl elitism (and also as a canadian, my entire canadian family is from alberta so 🙃). my teams are the sharks (literally foul) and the oilers. also you definitely are more plugged into hockey than i am babes i am very casual and random with my watching/supporting. for the lack of response, i just haven't been on tumblr as much this week (and i have adhd, which is mostly to blame) so i completely forgot i sent u an ask! also this ask has literally taken me several hours to draft so like, embarrassing on my end in terms of timeliness. you are valid and cool for cheering on the leafs (go leafs!!), but you are also much more than whatever sports team you like, i follow you because you are literally a wonderfully amazing person full of kindness and insane talent, and beyond the fact that i have literally nothing against the leafs. i am literally in love with u so i think the only thing that would make me block you is if you turned out to be a secret mass murderer or something (which seems highly unlikely so we are good there). i'm truly sorry if my lack of response made you feel uncomfortable or sad about sharing something about yourself, that was genuinely the exact opposite of the intended effect. because i enjoy reading both your stories and replies so much, and also value you as a person so much, i wanted to know more about you and other things you like! and i am really grateful and thankful that you did share about your hockey likes, and also grateful you continue to be so open with us. you have singlehandedly made me the most involved in a fandom community that i have ever been because you have created such a wonderful and welcoming atmosphere on your blog. so again sorry, and thank you for being so freaking cool. OMG i almost forgot about the hockey headcannon thing, as soon as i sent that last ask i was like why didn't i say anything about james and sirius they would absolutely gobble hockey right tf up. mayhaps it would be a bonding/truce between them and barty lol. ig the barty brainrot got to me too much (that fucking smut rattles around my skull so much you'd think i have rattlesnakes living in it. i refuse to believe you have never written smut before the remus fic. you're simply lying). anyways, sorry this is so long, but tldr is that i love you and you are amazing and you could never do anything wrong 🩷🩷🩷

omgomg omg ok I'm gonna respond to this in bullet points:

I was totally taking the piss im ngl; I didn't think you actually blocked me or assume that you were hating on me! I'm sorry hahaha I was making fun of myself really like "typical....cant even make friends properly because I have shit taste in hockey teams" 🤣

oof Alberta - thoughts and prayers my girl (gender neutral), Alberta is Canada's Florida

it's too bad about the oilers too because they have some really great players? but they suck just as hard Toronto, such a shame

"i follow you because you are literally a wonderfully amazing person full of kindness and insane talent, and beyond the fact that i have literally nothing against the leafs. i am literally in love with u so i think the only thing that would make me block you is if you turned out to be a secret mass murderer or something" ok so......what are we? 🥹🫣🤭😘 jk but you're literally so sweet; I'm sorry I made you feel like I was made/upset/offended or, worse, displeased with you cuz I'm soooooooo not and you don't owe me anything - least of all your time or effort in sending me messages 😭 -> also definitely not a mass murderer; far too lazy and don't like the mess, also, I'd likely break a nail - no thanks.

no apologies necessary at all babes, I'm a yapper and loved talking to everyone about it too and was just running my damn mouth

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo love you literally so much, thanks for being here and also for taking so much time to write to me; it's greatly appreciated <3

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hi ily <3 genuinely makes my day when i see that you’ve posted !

omg.....ily toooooooo 🥹🥹🥹 thank you sweet thing <3

elle do you have any writing tips?? i have all the stories in my head but the second i open microsoft word its like i forget how to type 😭

once you know how you want the story to go, your first job when you sit down in front of your word doc is to decide who you want to narrate said story; who's perspective is it from? how do they feel about the situation? how are they going to introduce the situation/other characters to us?

I usually start my stories by whoever's perspective it is in to be complaining about something lol, for example: He's loved, Sirius (Sirius finds out about Remus' relationship w/ you & Reg) it's a moonwater fic but it's from Sirius perspective, and most of Sirius' inner monologue is him bitching and moaning (same)

his name being barty is sooo real tho if u think of him as reincarnated into the bartholomew hamish montgomery guy that goes to oxford 😭 pls tell me u know what im talking about if not ill try to find a link

I'm gonna be real with you babe, I've not got a fuckin clue what you're on about

oh happy ending always love!!

i am terrible with coming up with ideas, but could it be with an established relationship?? ooooo maybe not even angst between barty/reader but just like a general angsty vibe with fluff ending 🫶🫶

idk why but i have been dyingggggg for more barty stuff, you have single handedly converted me from a james girlie to a barty girlie (cant believe i fancy a guy named barty 🤨)

don't worry - there will be barty content and I'm sure some of it will be angsty!! also, I don't think it's that unusual to jump from James to Barty because I see them as two sides of the same coin; one is chaotic good and one is chaotic evil 👀

yeah the name is unfortunate, Barty agrees and told me to tell you that "you can call him whatever you like, sugar tits."

i literally havent stopped thinking about barty ever since i came across your account

he's like a parasite; living rent free in all of our brains and convincing us to set fire to things

mother. i just saw this tik tok and it’s like the marauders fandom just loves angst. brb i’m going to go read ‘A Man With A Plan’ to cheer me up.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwAdBvt/

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this hurt my feelings

amwap cures all my problems too <3

elle, be honest, how many barty req’s do you have in your ask box currently? 👀

well take that number and +1 bECAUSE

pls mother 🙏🏻 i need some barty angst 🙏🏻🫶🩷💘💞 thanku ily

okay first of all - if I don't count the requests that have Barty as a central character (just not in the ship) or the people just sending me asks about how much they love Barty, then I have ten requests for Barty

second of all - no angst! (unless it has a happy ending ofc)

if you have ideas send them my wayy

mother, did you give Zenobia her go stones back or keep them? I’m on that dreadful quest and was wondering lol

I've played a few times and have done it differently each time; I've teased her by saying I was going to keep them and then being like "no never mind here you go"

she's so annoying I wouldn't blame you if you kept them lmfao

Me who was crying and explaining to my best friend how it feel so mean that we’re not allowed to touch manatees 3 hours ago and opening tumblr and seeing you posted a fic about it:🧍🏻

Omg…..freaaakkkyyyy but also that potter!reader was 100% me projecting because I had literally just said to my mum the day before “I can’t ever go swimming in Florida because if a manatee approached me and wanted hugs I couldn’t not pet it and then they’d all die and it would be all my fault”

I am Potter!reader she is me

i love u and ur account omds

- @spncvr

Uhm omg thank you so much I love YOU so much??????

I had such a bad day at work today wanted to cry so much but coming home to your stories make my night. I love everything you write and u for giving us so beautiful things ❤️❤️

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I’m soooooo sorry you had a bad day, my love. So glad my stories gave you at least a little bit of comfort 🫶

I LOVE BARTY SO MUCH💗💗

he needs his face covered in kisses (he told me) he deserves so much love 😭

I’m sure he fuckin did tell you that - cheeky bastard

It’s a good thing it’s TRUE 🫶

reggie's been defending barty lately n i am WIPPED for it🥺❤❤

Regulus: the most aggressive voice of reason (and we love him for it)

babes u write so beautifully and im crying and squealing im so so so in love w how u write 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

STOP rn 😭😭😭 you’re making ME cryyyyyyyyyy this is the highest of high compliments