halbarry but furry
Ok......... ok this is all you're getting because I'm not a furry artist. Props to people who can draw furries tho
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some of you guys need to go smoke some fucken weed or something
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you succession freaks are just that. FREAKS!
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famous actor being in a withnail and i remake please please please do not ruin this for me. i don't want to see cannibalism dog motif web weaving about that fucking film
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those canaries weren't kidding this dungeon CAN swallow you whole
(ID in alt text)
+ bonus touden siblings side by side bc i had fun figuring out their resemblance w/o making them outright clones
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What do you mean I’m a bit late for Janus’ big day? Of course not, how could you say such a thing! I definitely didn’t forget all about it in my absence and only get reminded in the incorrect quotes video live chat; that’s not like me at all ;]
Anyways I decided to dress our sassy snake in some different outfits I think he’d like. He seems like the type to get all dolled up on his birthday and it goes with Thomas posting pics in outfits inspired by the sides on their appreciation days!
@thatsthat24
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big fan of essek thelyss, not the fanon interpretation, which is either "smol bean, tiny fragile elf who's a sweetheart and basically a child" or people mistakenly calling betrayal of one's home country a "war crime" and then proceeding to be flippant about it anyway, but the real Essek
pretentious motherfucker that committed treason bc he though he was smarter than everyone else
learned to float literally just to impress other rich people
canonically neutral evil
basically head spymaster of his country and master of lies but sucks shit lying to his friends
stayed bitchy even after his redemption arc
"there is nothing I would love more than to not be around you all for the remainder of this day"
a space wizard that crushed someone with telekenesis just to show off (the person was already dying)
sexy feet, nice ass, overall hottie
fell in love with a traumatized wizard of his enemy country and it was mutual despite all the betrayal
faggot
gave away state secrets to enemy wizard bc he though he was sexy
discovered time travel with his boyfriend
proceeded to say they shouldn't use time travel (bc now he's a good boy) but was willing to sacrifice everything and help if his bf wanted to use it
once confessed he had such a bad fight with his dad that his dad ran into the demon caves and never returned (essek doesn't feel bad about this at all)
young for an elf but still 120 years old, he called his bf "young man" and flexed on him about how much more evil he is
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Before the Robining
Alfred: …
Bruce: … [typing on the bat computer]
Alfred: it is awfully quiet isn’t it?
Bruce: [Stops typing] …yeah
Years later
Dick: I bet you can’t climb to the top of the dinosaur before I can!
Damian: tt! I am above such childish bets.
Stephanie: Sounds like excuses to me lil’ man!
Jason: c’mon Steph, nobody expects a six month old to be able to climb anything. Don’t goad him into it he’ll just hurt himself.
Damian: I am also above being manipulated by facetious reverse psychology!
Duke: you’re currently walking towards the dinosaur dude.
Damian: AM NOT!
Dick: No cheating, no grappling! 3! 2! 1! Go!
Cass in two seconds: I win 😊 🎉
*various sounds of exasperation, questions about the source of the party popper and sore losing*
Tim: Maybe I should sleep because I swear I’m seeing Cass on the t-Rex and Dick covered in confetti. Oh wait no that’s normal never mind.
Alfred: This is not at all what I meant Bruce.
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i made this self portrait. just a glimpse into my sick and twisted reality. not like you'd understand anyways
BORN TO SWIM
WORLD IS A WATER
オランダ獅子頭 BLIND Em All 1989
I am oranda man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
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