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the-oblivious-writer · 4 months

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Sam: So... who broke it? Y/N: I did. I broke- Sam: No, no you didn't. Mindy? Mindy: Don't look at me. Look at Ethan Ethan: What? I didn't break it Mindy: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken Ethan: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken Mindy: Suspicious. Chad: If it matters, probably not, but Tara was the last one to use it Tara: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Chad: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee stuff earlier? Tara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles; everyone knows that, Chad! Y/N: Ok, ok! Let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Sam! Sam: No! Who broke it?? Ethan: Sam... Anika's been awfully quiet Anika: REALLY?? Ethan: Yeah! Really! Anika: Oh, my God! (everyone starts arguing)

#sam broke it #it burned her hand so she punched it #sam carpenter x you #sam carpenter x reader #sam carpenter x gn!reader #sam carpenter x female reader #sam carpenter #melissa barrera x reader #melissa barrera #scream incorrect quotes #parks and rec quotes

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wanderlustqueen-writes · 5 months

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Erwin: do you guys remember when Levi kept making up excuses to go to the science lab? He had a real bad crush on Hange.

Hange: OoOoHohOHohh babe you had a crush on me, that's embarrassing!

Levi: We're married!

Hange: still lmao

#levihan #aot incorrect quotes #parks and rec quotes #parks and rec #levi x hange

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araliadon · 1 year

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Vax: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Gilmore, code name: Been There, Done That. Keyleth is Currently Doing That. Percy is It Happened Once in a Dream; , Scanlan code name: If I Had To Pick a Gnome. Vex is... Eagle Two.

Vex: Oh thank God.

#incorrect critical role #incorrect vox machina #critical role #vox machina #critical role tlovm #vaxildan #Gilmore #keyleth #Scanlan #percy de rolo #vexahlia #tlovm #parks and rec #parks and rec quotes #code names

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flung-out-of-asgard · 2 months

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[int. cassie's apartment. the coffee machine lies broken on the table.]

cassie: Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know

julia: I-I did, I broke it.

cassie: no. no you didn’t. mattie?

mattie: don’t look at me. look at anya!

anya: what? i didn’t break it

mattie: huh, that’s weird, how did you even know it was broken?

anya: because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken

mary: I-If it matters... but it probably doesn’t, anya was the last one to use it.

anya: liar! I don’t even drink that crap!!

julia: Ok... ok let’s stop fighting. I can pay for it.

cassie: No, who broke it?

(deep silence)

mattie: …. you know? ben’s been awfully quiet.

ben: REALLY?!?!

(USELESS BICKERING)

cassie to the camera: I broke it.. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with katanas and machete guns.

#madame web #madame web incorrect quotes #cassie webb #anya corazon #mattie franklin #julia carpenter #julia cornwall #ben parker #mary parker #parks and rec quotes #dakota johnson #im not gonna stop with the incorrect quotes #im sorry #i dont care #this is canon

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pinkestpeony · 1 year

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Cardan: They're old people. They eat, they sleep, they complain.

Cardan: Oh my god, I wanna be an old person.

#incorrect jurdan quotes #incorrect cruel prince quotes #incorrect tfota #incorrect tfota quotes #incorrect cruel prince #tcp #twk #tqon #the queen of nothing #the wicked king #the cruel prince #the folk of the air #jurdan #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #jude x cardan #parks and rec quotes

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dumblr-account · 8 months

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Linked Universe Incorrect Quotes

Time: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Hyrule: I did, I broke it-

Time: No, no you didn’t. Legend?

Legend: Don’t look at me! Look at Warriors.

Warriors: What?! I didn’t break it!

Legend: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?

Warriors: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Legend: Suspicious.

Warriors: No, it’s not!

Sky: If it matters, probably not, but Wind was the last one to use it.

Wind: Liar, I don’t even drink that crap!

Sky: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?!

Wind: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sky!

Hyrule: Okay, let’s not fight! I broke it! Let me pay for it, Time!

Time: No! Who broke it?!!

Warriors: Time? Four has been awfully quiet-

Four: Really?!!!

Warriors: Yeah, really!

Four: Oh my god!

-arguing ensues-

Time: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s faces with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick…..good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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sweetcreaturetm · 1 year

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Dustin: Do you remember anything about Steve doing anything unusual that day?

Robin: He did make us stop by the trailer park before his shift at family video, because he wanted to drop something off for Eddie. He had a real bad crush on him.

Eddie: [laughing] Oh, babe! You had a crush on me! That's embarrassing.

Steve: We're married.

Eddie: Still!

#Steddie #steve x eddie #steddie crack #stranger things #stranger things crack #parks and rec quotes #stranger things incorrect quotes #steve harrington #eddie munson

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anewbornrose · 2 years

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*the paris gang drunk in darcy’s room*

Tara: You don’t even know one thing. I didn’t even say one thing. And then she asked me the whole thing, and I didn’t even do it once.

Tao: I’m like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it’s like, okay, he’s in there.

Darcy: I’m gonna tell you, that bitch over there… I’m gonna tell you… I don’t have to…

Charlie: Baba booey.

Nick: Turn this music down. “Farts and poop and love and stuff. Macaroni salad.”

Aled: *speaking gibberish*

Sahar: *coughing & laughing*

Elle: *insane dancing*

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donnetellotheturtle · 7 months

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Mr. Heere: So...who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.

Jeremy: .....I did I broke it.

Mr. Heere: no you didn't. Michael?

Michael: Dont look at me. Look at Jake.

Jake: what I didn't break it!

Michael: huh that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Jake: Cause its sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Michael: suspicious.

Jake: no its not.

Jenna: if it matters. Probably not but Brooke was the last one to use it.

Brooke: Liar I don't even drink that crap!

Jenna: oh really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Brooke: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles everyone knows that Jenna!

Jeremy: okay let's not fight I broke it. Let me pay for it dad.

Mr. Heere: No. Who broke it?

Jake: ....Mr. Heere. Rich has been awfully quiet.

Rich: REALLY!?

*sounds of fighting. Cut to hallway*

Mr. Heere: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.

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shadowcaststudio · 1 year

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This is basically Marx and Fitz’s relationship. Fitz is super excited about stuff and Marx brings things back down to earth. I couldn’t resist having these two do this bit from Parks and Rec, it’s perfect! You can check out more of these goofballs in their comic here.

#Legend Catcher #legendcatcher #funny #comedy #humor #comic strip #black and white #paranormal #parks and rec quotes #friendship #teamwork

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wanderlustqueen-writes · 1 year

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Mikasa: Hange!

Hange: Hey!

Mikasa: This is my boyfriend Eren, and this is Eren's boyfriend Floch.

Eren: Hi.

Hange: Wait, sorry. What's the situation?

Mikasa: What do you mean?

Hange: How does this work?

Mikasa: Eren is gay but he's straight for me and he's gay for Floch and Floch's really gay for Eren. And I hate Floch.