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xoxoladyaz · 5 months

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Steve, who is born into a long line of shifters, but unlike the magnificent creatures his parents and grandparents before him became when they turned, he turns into an ordinary house cat.

Steve, who is an embarrassment to the Harrington name amongst the secretive society of shifters and so is essentially abandoned in Hawkins to fend for himself.

Steve, who is deeply ashamed that his shifting animal is a fucking cat until he meets a Demogorgon and then suddenly, being a cat - aka, the perfect bear trap bait - is the best animal he could have asked Magick to become.

Steve, who quickly becomes the Party's self-appointed emotional support person (cough cough, cat) and makes sure that he checks on his kids and is there to provide snuggles when needed.

Steve, who is really nervous about his kids starting high school - especially El and Will - and who sneaks his way into the school when he's not working and hides out in the drama room.

Steve, who is caught off guard when he bumps into Eddie Munson in his cat form, and then keeps bumping into Eddie Munson in his cat form, and pretty soon he can't keep pretending like it's not intentional but he likes listening to the guy when they're both hiding out in the drama room, and it doesn't hurt that he has excellent hands that give excellent tummy rubs -

Steve, who is present at the kids' first Hellfire Club meeting, and who is caught off guard by the disdain in Eddie Munson's voice when he talks about "King Steve."

Steve, who hops onto the game table, makes eye contact with Eddie Munson, and shoves his DM screen onto the floor with a loud crash.

Steve, who spends the rest of that session (and the next) on Jeff's lap, because Jeff's tummy rubs are pretty damn good and Jeff has only ever had nice things to say about Steve Harrington. (Take that, Eddie.)

(Eddie, who pouts the entire time and shows up at their third session with some catnip toys and an apology, even though he really doesn't understand why he has to apologize to this cat about Steve Harrington or why his new sheepies think this whole thing is hilarious.)

#not sure if this is something or if it's nothing but it's definitely a thing #steddie #steddie crack #steve harrington #eddie munson #just wait until eddie tries to make a “pussy” joke #yeah that's totally going to end well for him

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steddiealltheway · 4 months

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When Steve finally hypes himself up enough to tell Eddie he has feelings for him, Robin does a quick assessment to make sure it’s the right thing to do since Steve is worried about potentially ruining their friendship or making things awkward for Dustin.

And after a series of questions, Robin asks, “When you’re old and grey and in rocking chairs with me there of course in another rocking chair, are you going to love him the same way you do now? Because at that point he’ll look like Wayne.”

And Steve jokes, “Wayne is a good looking man.”

And SOMEHOW Eddie manages to eavesdrop and ONLY hear that part. Which leads him straight into a panic of, “Oh my god. Steve is only hanging out with me because he thinks my uncle is hot!!!”

#steddie crack #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #robin buckley

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infinite-orangepeel · 1 year

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undreaming-fanfiction · 25 days

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There's something about Steve wearing an apron when he cooks with KISS THE COOK on it.

Eddie is forced to wash the dishes. He hates it, at least until Steve gets him an apron too. Eddie's says FUCK THE DISHWASHER.

They agree that they'll never get a dishwasher machine because it might enter their household with wrong expectations based on the apron.

#steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie #steddie crack #i am so tired yet sleep is not coming

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lengthofropes · 1 year

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...i mean, he's not wrong? STRANGER NICER THINGS 📕 series

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tangerinesteve · 3 days

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the last few days I've been thinking about Eddie calling Steve all kinds of pet names, he and Robin have a bet, Eddie has to see how many different ones he can come up with and also aim to make Steve blush so hard he has to cover his face (this has only happened once and Robin needs to see it again).

Que Eddie, walking around calling him everything under the sun, Sweetheart, Honey, Cutie Pie, Bambi (that one gets him quite a lot of blush but still not enough), Hot Stuff, Beautiful, Daddy Long Legs (that had gotten him a glare and shove to the shoulder, and some neck blushing.) You name a sweet or weird pet name, he's used it, and gotten nowhere. Robin has broken down and started feeding him pet names to help at this point.

And then one day, just out of the fucking blue, the words "Sugar Tits" fall out of his mouth and he's mortified. But so is Steve. The blush crawls down his neck and he hides behind his hands, but he's also flustered and (seemingly) outraged. Like, picture Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99 during the BOoOooOooONE!?!?!??! situation. (And in case y'all can't picture it i made a handy guild: pictured below 👍🏻).

But Steve KEEPS bringing it up because "EDWARD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!" and Eddie is equally mortified and he's like "I DON'T KNOW IT JUST CAME OUT!!! IM SO SORRY!!"

They aren't dating when this happens. But they start dating because of it. And Eddie absolutely calls Steve sugar tits aaaaalllllll the time after this. Only when they're alone. It always makes Steve snort and blush and scowl. But he secretly adores it, cuz it always comes with Eddie hugging or kissing or cuddling him.

Meme incoming in 3...2...1...

#this is..... i dont know what this is #but i know that.... you are welcome #i couldn't get it outta my head guys so please take this and get it out of meeeee #steddie #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #mine #my memes #thats a new tag okay... cool #this is my life now #steddie crack #silly steddie shenanigans #my photo sets

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steddielations · 2 years

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Steve: *Waiting in Eddie’s room to surprise him*

*Eddie comes in* Well hello there sweetheart, you’re looking good, I missed you

Steve: Aw thanks I missed you t—

Eddie:

Steve:

Incorrect Steddie 11/?

#he’s holding back tears #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steveddie #eddie x steve #stranger things 4 #incorrect steddie #volume 2 #st humor #stranger things meme #steddie crack #incorrect stranger things quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect steddie series #joseph quinn #mp

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vecnuthy · 4 months

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@steddiemicrofic January prompt: hole || wc: 404 || E || crack fic inspired by this || doggy style, bottom Steve/top Eddie || shout out to @griefabyss69 for the hilarious riffing and input 🖤✨️

Of all the places to observe April Fool's Day, Eddie didn't expect the sex store on the side of the highway between Hawkins and Indianapolis to be one of them, but BOY was he tickled pinker than the fuzzy cuffs stacked next to the downright glorious display of novelty ball gags. Some had kazoos attached, others had party blowers, and Eddie, giddy, was now the proud owner of one of each.

"I'm not using that," Steve said through a surprised laugh upon their debut.

Eddie threw his arms down in exasperation, ever the dramatic. "You're always so noisy—"

Steve shot a look.

"—so just imagine how lovely you'd sound with these!"

Excellent recovery, Eddie thought, then blew through the hole in the ball gag, making the signature clangorous call of a kazoo cut through the kitchen.

Steve just stared at him, biting back a smile. Then his eyebrows pinched. "Did you wash that?"

"Obviously," Eddie lied.

The gags' spot in their closet remained undisturbed and forgotten for the next few months, until...

"What the—" Eddie froze, pulling an objecting whimper from Steve, bent-over and half-speared in front of him. "What was that?"

Steve stilled for a moment. The band of a ball gag pressed into the back of Steve's head, which Steve shook, then he flapped a hand back at Eddie to keep going.

"You sure?"

More impatient hand flapping, wow, okay.

Eddie set another grueling pace, getting lost in how Steve's ass ricocheted against his hips as he slid in and out of Steve's hole.

Steve writhed in front of him, shoulder blades going sharp as he tensed, groans vibrating through him in a way Eddie swore he could feel from the grip on his waist as he nailed Steve's prostate over and over and o—

HRRRNNNHH and another snap startled a yelp from Eddie. He pulled Steve's head back just enough to see a trio of party blowers sticking out from the ball in his mouth.

Eddie gaped

Then howled with laughter. Ridiculously infectious, soon Steve also cracked, trapping them both in a cycle of increasingly hysterical laughter that made the party blowers constantly furl and unfurl, making high-pitched honking whines with each manic breath Steve took.

Eddie pressed his forehead to Steve's shoulder, causing his dick rub maddeningly against Steve's prostate.

Steve groaned, grabbed at the sheets, then, then—

HRRRRRNNNNNHHH

Eddie screeched and coughed as Steve shuddered. "BABY, DID YOU JUST—?"

#eddie didn't see steve put the gag on #because steve didn't want him to #he pulls something from laughing so hard #steddie crack #steddie smut #steddiemicroficjanuary #steddie fic #steddie fanfic #steve harrington x eddie munson

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pizzaqueen · 1 year

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Steve has to wear jeans all summer, even on the hottest days when all he wants is to wear shorts, because Eddie keeps biting his legs (mostly his thighs). Honestly, he’d never admit it, but he doesn’t mind the biting—maybe even likes it—it’s just that sometimes Eddie leaves bite marks and they’re getting hard to explain

(This starts before they get together by the way)

#Steddie #Steve x eddie #Steddie headcanon #Steddie crack #kind of??#are the biting headcanons overdone??? is this too much???#i wasn’t going to post it but idk #sorry if it’s too much or too silly!!!#but it’s weirdly important to me 🤣 especially that Eddie starts this before they’re a couple!#and Steve definitely catches on to what’s happening because Eddie doesn’t bite anyone else’s legs!#which is not something he ever thought would make him feel special lmao #anyway I need to think up some Steve being ridiculous headcanons to balance out the Eddie ones!!!#it makes it too unbalanced :P #they’re both weird silly boys even if Steve doesn’t know it yet #(Steve definitely bites back)#pizzaqueentxt

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joehawke · 6 months

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I’m sorry this entire trend is just so Eddie Munson core 😭 specially Steddie, because I just know Eddie would be doing this shit and anyone else would find it wack but Steve would 100% just laugh his ass off over his dorky ass bf

#I will not explain if you don’t get it #you either get it or you don't #Eddie Munson #steddie #Steve harrington #steddie crack #stranger things

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scruppofficial · 1 month

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Shout out to caramelcoffeexo on AO3 for these ✨iconic✨ end notes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

The fic is beneath the milky twilight by caramelcoffeexo on AO3

If they have a tumblr account I don't know it, but if you do then tag them! They deserve credit for a good fic!

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sweetcreaturetm · 1 year

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Steve and Eddie getting comfy and cuddly in bed.

Eddie: I wish I could be inside you.

Steve: … we are not having sex right now.

Eddie: not like sexually I just want to be touching so much that I’m inside of your skin.

Steve: I don’t even know how to begin to respond to that.

#steddie #steve x eddie #steddie crack #another ficlet based on my relationship #steve harrington #eddie munson

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steddiealltheway · 3 months

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Steve has a pre date routine that Robin always helps with which includes a checklist of different things like: hair looks nice, outfit looks nice, condom in wallet (Robin always cringes at this one), breath is good, etc.

But for some reason, Robin can’t be there to help before Steve’s upcoming date, and Eddie happens to be at Family Video when Steve finds out, so he’s practically forced into helping.

Later when Eddie goes to Steve’s and they’re finishing up the check list, Steve looks in the mirror, points at his upper lip, and asks, “Is this too much stubble? Like would this be uncomfortable to kiss?”

Eddie goes, “Let me see?” And they naturally fall into a kiss, and Eddie pulls away and says, “Nah, it feels great. You’re all set.”

And Steve slaps him on the shoulder and says, “Thanks, man.”

After Steve leaves, Eddie’s like “…wait.”

And then literally five minutes later, Steve shows up at his house and asks Eddie, “Can we try that again?”

And after they kiss again, Steve goes to the phone, calls and cancels the date, and immediately goes right back to Eddie.

#steddie #steddie blurb #steddie crack #eddie munson #steve harrington #stranger things #I wrote this in Cass’s DMs lolll

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infinite-orangepeel · 1 year

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#oh eddie honey #steddie #steddie incorrect quotes #steddie meme #incorrect steddie #steddie textposts #steddie shitposts #steddie crack #eddie munson #steve harrington #steddie headcanon #steddie brainrot #fruity four #stranger things #steve x eddie #steve harrington/eddie munson #incorrect eddie munson #incorrect steve harrington quotes

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undreaming-fanfiction · 13 days

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A small domestic scene with Eddie re-reading the Lord of the Rings, specifically when Gimli is mesmerized by Galadriel. He asks her for one hair from heir fair head, she gives him three, and Gimli vows to set them in stone in his house.

Eddie reads about the hair “which surpasses the gold of the earth as the stars surpass the gems of the mine.”

Eddie looks up from the book and stares at his sleeping boyfriend, or more precisely, his chest hair.

"I get it now," he mutters and goes back to reading.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #lord of the rings steddie #steddie drabble #steddie crack #I'm so sorry for defiling Tolkien's work like that #But come on #hair

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lengthofropes · 1 year

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Mr. Munson and his perfect timing STRANGER NICER THINGS 📕 series

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