Cardan, stroking Jude's hair : You're so cute and pretty.
Jude, sleepily : I could beat the shit out of you.
Cardan, lovingly : I know.
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the Bomb: I can't believe you and Jude broke the bed last night.
the Roach: Yeah, what were you even doing?
Cardan: um....
*last night*
Jude: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Cardan: Try me
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Jurdan after having kids
Jude: *Sees Cardan nodding at something Lady Asha is telling him while holding Jurdan baby*
Jude, to the audience: Whenever Lady Asha tries to give Cardan parenting advice, he just does the opposite. It has worked out pretty well so far.
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cardan: *messing with his hair in the mirror* I feel like I need to do something different with my hair.
jude: why?
cardan: *smirking* I knew you liked this hairstyle.
jude: *swiftly walks off*
cardan: *finger guns in the mirror* oooh yeah, we still got it.
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jude: i came here to say i’m sorry.
cardan: go ahead.
jude: no, that was it, i did it. i said i’m sorry.
jude: hey, i said it again. now i got one in the bank so i can do whatever i want.
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twitter tweety twats #16 - Folk of the Air / Shatter Me
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Cardan when Jude:
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“When they return to Heather’s apartment, they watch a movie about a terrible family in a big, old house and the beautiful and clever nurse who inherits everything.”
OMG IMAGINE CARDAN WATCHING KNIVES OUT AND GRINNING LIKE CHRIS EVANS MY GOODNESSSSSSS
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Jude: I trust Cardan.
Vivi: So you think he knows what he's doing?
Jude: Woah! I wouldn't go that far.
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Cardan, if he lived in mortal world:
Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.
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Vivienne: (at a mortal pet shop with jurdan) You should buy a pet snake.
Jude: I already have a pet snake. His name is Cardan.
Cardan: She isn't talking about me, she's got an actual snake named Cardan
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Jude: shut up
Cardan: or what?
Jude: or i'll marry you
Cardan:
Cardan: *starts yelling*
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Cardan: we can't mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one
Jude, cracking her knuckles: manslaughter it is
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jude: have you ever come across somebody more difficult than yourself?
cardan: you’re up there.
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/!\ Queen of Nothing SPOILERS /!\
Folk of the Air / How To Train Your Dragon (Twitter Tweety Twats)
Do not repost: already on Pinterest, Instagram & TikTok
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*cardan in his room at 3am, completely and utterly drunk, listening to 'hey jude' by the beatles on repeat while lying on the floor*
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