Jude : Cardan, there was a bottle of wine on the tabl-
Cardan : *can barely see straight* THATISMYWIFERIGHTTHERE
Jude : they know Cardan. You've told them thrice now, in fact, you've told them every day for a week now.
Cardan : ANDILOVEHERSOMUC- *falls face first onto the throne*
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hi tumblr!!! some jurdan to start the weekend before finals :,)
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“Come home and shout at me. Come home and fight with me. Come home and break my heart, if you must. Just come home.”
-Queen of Nothing, Holly Black
Painting practice of the day ft. Jude and Cardan 🥺♥️
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Jude poisoning both wines is soo unhinged and that's why we love her.
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Taryn: Jude, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Jude: Well of course I have.
Jude: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Cardan: It's boring.
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The fact that exchange of rings during marriage isn't a tradition in faerie but Cardan still knew of it and did it with Jude 😭😭✋ the bastard had his research done just in case
Also probably had it planned in his mind when he took Jude's ring days ago... I love this cheeky bastard 😭😭
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Cardan, if he lived in mortal world:
Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror.
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Cardan ate with “By you I am forever undone” 🥰🤭😤💚🫠
Here’s some Jurdan stay fed loves💞💞
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Nobody:
Cardan:“Kiss me again,” he says, drunk and foolish. “Kiss me until I am sick of it.”
Nikolai Lantsov: "Kiss me Zoya, I need reassurance that you are real and that we survived."
Jacks: "In the morning, you can forget it. You can go back to pretending you don't like me, and I can pretend that I don't care. But for tonight, let me pretend you're mine"
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A dating guide by one and only Cardan Greenbriar
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(in tears) your honor i love them
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Jurdan
Cardan : *discreetly slips couple toothbrushes into their shopping cart*
Jude : why do you need two of those ?
Cardan : * attempts to convince Jude by making puppy eyes and fails miserably * one's for you and one's for me
Jude : but I already have one
Cardan :
Jude :
Cardan : ok
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i stopped posting here bc i completely forgot about this account but more jurdan???
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¨I hate you so much that sometimes I cant think of anything else.¨ -The Wicked King, Holly Black
I gave myself Jurdan brain rot and now I just have to reread the series 🤍
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Cardan: I have a question for you
Jude: Yes I’d cry if you died
Jude: Yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm
Jude: Yes, I still love you
Jude: No, I don’t want to break up
Cardan: Thank you
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Cardan after the wicked king ending: am i in trouble?
Jude: Take a guess
Cardan: no?
Jude: Take another guess
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