Ships included in order of appearance:
Tartaglia / Zhongli
Cyno / Tighnari
Alhaitham / Kaveh
Il Dottore / Pantalone
Zhongli / Reader
Tartaglia / Reader
This is a long one! I'll be updating it regularly as I read more that I enjoy ~
exodus 20:3: you shall have no other gods before me (Explicit)
Childe finds out that the alcohol in Liyue is a force to be reckoned with. It leads to much more than just a hangover.
ajax's adventures with Dog-Lizard (Fluff)
That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.
after hours (Explicit)
A man is approaching him with a bundle of hardware, straps, and coiled ropes in his arms. He’s wearing a tailored suit — definitely expensive — but missing a tie, and his shirt is unbuttoned far enough for Zhongli to see a nasty set of scars that run across his chest.
He’s very attractive, a little intimidating, and not at all what he’d imagine an accountant would look like-
law and order (Explicit, ft. Neuvilette)
This can’t be the accountant, can it?
There seems to be more than meets the eye when it comes to the Chief Justice and the God of Contracts. A simple trip to Fontaine with Ajax for a vacation turns into something more than they both anticipated.
ceci n’est pas la perfection (Explicit)
After Zhongli asks Childe to marry him, Childe panics and runs away to Fontaine to sort out his feelings. Rejected and confused, Zhongli chases after him to try to understand why.
contractual obligation (Explicit, ft. Lumine)
“You drew up a contract for what?” Lumine stares at her lunchtime companions, jaw working, no further words coming out. When she’d received an invitation to lunch from Zhongli, she hadn’t expected much.
fishbowl:heaven (Suggestive, Angst)
Childe, a world-class professional runner, is reeling from a diagnosis with a terminal heart condition. Stuck in bed with a failing heart, he can’t run, travel, or do anything that gave him purpose before. His career and life appear to be over.
To help him adjust, the doctors prescribe Childe virtual reality therapy. He doesn’t expect much to come of it until he meets a mysterious fellow patient, Zhongli.
etched in stone (Explicit, Fluff, Slice of Life)
I Lie Awake In The Night Just To See Another Dawn (Explicit)
A trip through the ages as Zhongli and Childe learn what it means to love each other.
Childe has returned to Snezhnaya, Liyue has moved on from Osial's reawakening. But war on the borders lying between Fontaine and the land of ice looms ominously on the horizon. While war seems inevitable, and politics begin to shift, Zhongli knows he will follow Childe to the ends of the earth, even if it costs him the highest price.
old instincts die hard (Fluff, Hurt/Comfort)
Is the life of one mortal worth the death of a God?
After spending the greater part of his life all too used to the threat of a blade being drawn against him, Childe has learned not to trust a hand raised toward him, lest it seek to strike while his defenses are lowered. But now in a fresh relationship with Zhongli, he finds his old instincts standing in the way of enjoying something more with the man he's come to adore.
Childe's guide on what to do when your lover turns into a pint-sized dragon overnight (Fluff, Humour)
red thread (Explicit)
When Childe and Zhongli first began their relationship, Childe thought he was prepared for whatever Zhongli might throw at him. Draconic heats, Adepti courtship rituals, scales - he was ready for anything. However, waking up next to a tiny, chubby dragon was not something he thought he’d have to consider.
Childe's face burns. “Zhongli,” he hisses. “This is the theatrical performance you wanted me to attend?”
red heart, orange sun (Explicit, ABO dynamics)
wait, is this play about us? (Explicit)
Four occasions that make Childe’s heart race, for a variety of reasons.
dragonheart (Fluff, Implied MPreg)
Zhenyu's next best-selling light novel has finally arrived in Inazuma! Childe definitely was not expecting to star as the main protagonist when he picked up the new collection, though...
a wasp in every fig (Explicit)
A tsmok of the north meets a dragon of the east.
venus caelestis (Explicit, NSFW Art)
Zhongli tries something different, and Childe is a very, very good boy.
the heart beats in its cage (Explicit, Angst)
childe hasn't spoken to zhongli in 3 weeks, but through the misfortune of becoming afflicted by an aphrodisiac, he finds himself at zhongli's door in search of help
an age of gods and monsters (Mature)
“So, pretend I’m her. Just for the night, one night, you can have her back.” Childe curled his fingers into the front of Zhongli’s shirt. He hoped he sounded self-assured, not desperate.
my all (Explicit, Angst)
When Liyue faces an inevitable catastrophe, Childe finds himself back in the past to retrieve the Gnosis that Zhongli has lost. Perhaps if he returns to the present with it, both Liyue and its Archon can be saved.
tame the thunderclouds (Explicit)
Childe asks Zhongli for one last dinner before leaving Liyue. Zhongli accepts.
more espresso, less depresso (Fluff)
it is a privileged sight for zhongli, to bind the eleventh harbinger and force him to his knees.
set in stone (Explicit)
There's a quaint little coffee shop that catches Childe's eye as soon as soon as he arrives into town. The man that works inside is more exhilarating than any drink Childe has ever tasted.
promises and proposals (Explicit)
What do you do when you write about a certain six thousand year old consultant so much in your letters that it somehow convinces your entire family you're not only dating each other, but that you're also engaged?
lithic oath (Explicit, ABO dynamics)
Childe and Zhongli have been happily dating for nearly a year, and they’re just as in love as ever. Zhongli is perfectly satisfied with the state of their relationship, but an unexpected development between two of his closest friends spurs him to consider his future plans with Childe. And just maybe he’ll need to pick out a ring one of these days.
as the sun gazes upon the moon (Explicit)
Liyue Harbor is the last place on Teyvat that Ajax wanted to see a second time, but the Tsaritsa's orders are absolute.
Childe is lost to the abyss for a week.
calm my head (Explicit)
hook, line, and sinker (Explicit)
Zhongli wants to try something new, and Childe would simply agree to anything when he's caught between his thighs.
off the record (Explicit)
Childe once saw a glimpse of his nerdy Uni roommate Zhongli, and it was over for him. Cue the pining, the moping, the fucking around to forget the sight of those rock-hard abs hidden underneath those sweater vests. Just one problem: Zhongli thinks exactly the same.
stone endures, and the tide will always return (Explicit)
An important meeting is coming up. A last minute change radically alters Zhongli's plans.
the fox of feiyun slope (Explicit)
The cobblestones of Liyue Harbor have been replaced by asphalt, the buildings by sleek skyscrapers and storefronts. Rex Lapis is a figure in the history books, nothing more, and the Harbinger Tartaglia is barely more than a footnote in his long and storied legacy. No one believes in the old Archons anymore.
night time; tea leaves; good company (Explicit)
A certain fondness for a client was good; it made the job easier and the quality of the work more genuine. Zhongli had never once gotten attached. He didn’t expect this boy to be the first.
frame the wallflower (explicit)
Lonely nights are best spent over pots of tea in good company. In terms of tea, Zhongli already knows what he likes. In terms of company - he makes a discovery.
Childe, a young CEO of the multi-billion dollar company “Fatui”, is dealing with more inappropriate gestures and remarks in regards to him being single than he cares for. Zhongli, a consultant of the Wangsheng Funeral Home, is going through a financial crisis, with every possible liability hitting him at once.
wrapped up in pure gold (Fluff)
When ranting to each other over drinks one night, they come to the most absurd solution to both of their problems: pose Zhongli as Childe’s boyfriend and sugar baby, just until everything settles, of course. Childe has more than enough money to spare, Zhongli doesn’t mind helping a friend in need, and their arrangement is flawless. At least, it appears to be that way.
nodus tollens (Explicit)
Childe accidentally proposes to Zhongli. Zhongli accepts.
one of us dies tomorrow (Explicit, Angst)
In all his years in the Fatui, Childe has never had problems following through with his archon’s orders. That is, until The Tsaritsa sends him his final mission--to leave Snezhnaya and marry the Geo Archon, Rex Lapis.
swore to stone and spoken (Explicit, ABO dynamics)
Tomorrow, Tartaglia will take Rex Lapis's gnosis or die trying. Today, Childe gets a final chance to tell Zhongli how he feels. No misunderstandings, no betrayal, and no doubts.
erosion (Mature)
It's been some time since the whole "nearly destroying Liyue" thing. Zhongli has decided he wants their pair-bond to be mutual and asks Childe to mark him. Childe has an existential crisis.
slow embers (Fluff)
There are two things that make Childe who he is--one is his Archon, with her icy fingers and arctic voice and eyes that see into every part of him. The other, as it turns out, is Zhongli.
why does my baba call my teacher baobei? (Explicit, Fluff)
Childe returns. He and Zhongli go on a food tour.
“Guili… over here!” a gentle velvety voice rings through the huddle of parents greeting their children.
man i love fishing (Explicit, Comedy)
Guili perks up at the sound, screaming “dada” and drags Childe towards the most ethereal man he’s ever laid his eyes on.
before it winds down into memories (Explicit, Angst)
Childe’s disastrously down-bad for the MILF next door.
pick me up, take me home (Fluff, Angst)
Childe has his doubts, but Zhongli reminds him that he’s loved.
ganymede (Explicit, Comedy)
Zhongli and Childe finally reunite, but Zhongli didn't expect his beloved to arrive bearing injuries instead of a long-awaited embrace.
“Can we get a room with two beds for the night?” Zhongli asked.
phantom lines (Explicit, Fluff)
She looked through her book of reservations before furrowing her brow. “I’m sorry, gentleman, but the only room I have left is our Honeymoon Suite.”
some kind of resurrection (Explicit, Comedy)
In which Childe has insomnia, vandalizes public property and runs into a mysterious funeral consultant on his first night in Liyue.
between the raging tides (Explicit, Hurt/Comfort)
After overhearing a fascinating story about an obscure temple tucked into some corner of Liyue Harbor, Childe had only meant to have a little fun at Zhongli's expense; he'd earned at least that much after the Osial Incident. Unfortunately for Childe, his track record at outmaneuvering Zhongli isn't exactly stellar.
i wake with your memory over me (Explicit, Reincarnation)
“Isn’t this backwards, Morax?” There’s a mocking edge to Childe’s tone. “Since when do gods get on their knees?”
the white cicada society (Explicit)
Zhongli has lived, died, and remade himself eight times when he sees him again.
The murders aren’t limited to the one Bank. They’ve been trailing down the Liyue border, getting closer and closer to the city. The Tsaritsa has a new mission for him: to figure out who, or what is targeting Fatui forces.
divine intervention (Explicit)
Against his best wishes, Childe is forced to see Zhongli again at the morgue. It becomes clear that he’s going to need a guide, and Childe resolves to quash his pride, and their differences to request his help to navigate Liyue and solve the case.
jade without blemish (Explicit, Mutual Pining)
“The only thing that can counter the mark of an Abyss Lector is the essence of an archon,” Zhongli explains, not meeting Childe’s eyes.
a kiss to show my sincerity (Mature, Fluff)
The Emperor and Empress of Liyue were known throughout Teyvat as a loving and powerful couple. But behind closed doors, it was all an act. Needless to say, a certain Snezhnayan diplomat's trip to Liyue did not go as planned.
“Childe?” Zhongli walks over. “Are you alright?”
“Yes,” he croaks, pretending he didn’t think that Zhongli looked outrageously pretty in his clothes.
“Your face is red. Have you fallen ill?”
introspection (Fluff)
“No, no, no. I’m fine. I’m peachy. ” He says, like a liar.
"Ah... a lizard."
As far as stupid things that Childe has said through his life, this easily contended for the top position on the list.
between dreams and nightmares (Angst, Mutual Pining)
A dragon. This was a dragon. Which is arguably also a lizard.
What I Cannot Put into Words, I Offer You in the Weight of Gold (Angst, Pining, Fluff)
When the Abyss clings onto a person, it follows—and in this case, it follows Childe to his station in Liyue, leaving three of his companions with a puzzling missing person’s case and, for Zhongli, unresolved feelings that weigh on his old soul, alongside a series of strange dreams.
meteor shower (Explicit)
Childe processes just how different Rex Lapis, God of Contracts, and Zhongli, Wangsheng Funeral Consultant, really are. They coincide at the worst of times, and it does some truly awful things to his heart.
How would it feel to fall in love again? To be held, live in the present, and enjoy a mortal life?
Care to Learn More About Wangsheng Funeral Services? (Explicit, Comedy)
If only a God could ever experience such pleasures and luxuries. They are short-lived and not worth it. At least that's what Zhongli had thought until he truly tried it. But the past will always come back to hunt the God. Happiness truly is a luxury.
the autumn winds are sighing (Angst, SickFic, Fluff)
“Zhongli…” Childe whispered as quietly as he could, which wasn’t hard due to the shock of the situation. It figured that between getting married to an Archon, becoming immortal, and having to deal with three other Archons circling around their business that it would be Zhongli’s fully mortal employer that would really pull the rug out from underneath his feet. “Did you agree to let Hu Tao give a commercial for the funeral parlor at our wedding?”
It’s been two months since the storm, and Childe hasn’t seen Zhongli not even once, not since that fateful meeting with the Signora where the truth is finally unveiled.
the world is water (Explicit)
And what a fun little kick to the gut that is, the realization that not only had he been played by all sides, but he's also being tossed aside like trash now that his use had run its course.
Childe doesn't visit Zhongli until it's almost too late.
andante, andante (Fluff)
a cheating man's bouquet (Explicit)
higher education, falling in love, and genius invokation tcg. not necessarily in that order.
you're exactly what i need (Explicit)
a married man flirts with tighnari at the flower shop so cyno decides to put the man in his place the next day.
verdant304 (Explicit)
after sparring with Alhaitham, Tighnari tends to Cyno's bruises
After being pushed into a corner, Tighnari takes unsolicited advice from his university project partner Alhaitham and tries to sell lewd pictures of himself on the internet. That was the idea anyway, in practice he can't take a good picture to save his life.
a cure for denial (Explicit, ABO dynamics)
Luckily, his estranged roommate Cyno has a knack for taking really good pictures...
scientific curiosity (Explicit)
Tighnari asked for help dealing with his heat after being on suppressants for ten years. Cyno was more than willing to assist.
Led by the prospect of an exciting botanical discovery, Tighnari heads into the Avidya Forest and invites Cyno along. Little do they know just what kind of discoveries await them there.
i'll show you every version of yourself tonight (Explicit)
“When we have sex, you like to call me things,” Kaveh continues, trailing off into a whisper.
Alhaitham props his cheek on a hand, looking only slightly amused with where this is going. “What things?”
dancing in the refrigerator light at 2am (Explicit, Hurt/Comfort)
“Like… like, pretty– and such.” Kaveh’s pout deepens into a frown. “Do you mean it?”
tracing other people's poetry (Explicit)
The people of Sumeru are granted dreams, and Kaveh is given nightmares. Now, Alhaitham does whatever he can to help quiet down Kaveh's mind in any way he can.
Three or Four (Or Possibly Five) Easy Steps to Living Harmoniously With Your Roommate (Fluff, Comedy)
Alhaitham has yet to identify this feeling that resides in his chest, this heavy and all-consuming, unpredictable feeling, whenever Kaveh is involved. He wants to open himself up and crack his ribs into tiny chucks, to remove them from their places and peer inside his heart so that he may finally learn what lives here.
in a language he understands (Fluff, Angst)
Kaveh devises a plan to get Alhaitham to smile by being aggressively nice to the man (and also maybe if he makes Alhaitham happy, he can score a discount on his rent or something). Alhaitham thinks Kaveh ate some mind-altering mushrooms and is, understandably, confused and mildly afraid.
Kaveh used to think that Alhaitham had mastered the art of ignoring him. The man would remain unflappable as he continued to read his worn copy of The Origins of Enkanomiyan Language, even when Kaveh was a hair’s breadth away from shattering the windows of their house with his severity of pitch.
No amount of screaming, threats to throw things, or violently waving in front of him could get Alhaitham to pause in his thirst for knowledge. As it turns out, Alhaitham literally just turns his hearing aids off so he doesn’t have to listen to Kaveh.
Romantistique (Explicit, Fluff, Angst)
It’s for this exact reason that Kaveh has decided to learn Sumerian Sign Language.
ships in the night (Explicit)
As it turns out, the journey to falling in love is a long one.
between you and me, the universe slips by (Explicit)
Kaveh is tasked with securing the funding for Kshahrewar from the Acting Grand Sage. Things get complicated.
mortise & tenon (Explicit)
A month ago, Kaveh appeared, disrupting Alhaitham’s quiet life and became his roommate. In less than a week, Kaveh left the house in anger. When he returned, it was the night of Alhaitham’s birthday. A year later, Alhaitham will celebrate his birthday again. This is a story that takes place within the span of a year and a few months. A story where Kaveh finds a grandmother’s unfinished wish, completes it for her grandson, and finds love again.
forbidden fruits of knowledge (Explicit)
Beautiful, he wants to say, the word saccharine on the tip of his tongue. His initial assumptions are false—no marble pillar can shiver as beautifully as this miracle of flesh and muscles and tendons, wonderfully reactive. Kaveh wants to take him apart, unravel the threads of his relentless rationality until nothing remains of him but this humanity, all this softness that does not quite fit right with the rest of him.
Kaveh bites the inside of his cheek, his head full of images of all the possible positions a man can lie with another. It’s unsettling how vividly he can recall the pleasure of something he’s never done.
he talks the talk alright (Explicit)
He really should have known better than to use a suspicious knowledge capsule. Much less one called The Arts of Men: Advanced Techniques Vol. 1. What was he thinking?
Alhaitham tinkers with a pair of Akasha terminals. While Kaveh is away in the desert for a project, they use the devices to indulge a little.
discordant intervals (Mature)
the art of drowning (Explicit)
Dottore sulks during a celebratory banquet. In his enduring generosity, Pantalone offers him something to complain about—the threat of a good time.
After a gruesome mission, Dottore knows just what Pantalone needs. It goes without saying that relaxing is hardly the right word to describe the events that transpire.
exuvia (Explicit)
i am all your sweetest tunes (explicit)
His heat did not come around often and both of you took the opportunity to indulge in this fleeting time for as long as you could.
as gold as the ginko trees (Explicit, Plot Heavy)
Zhongli has been with many partners throughout the long years of his existence, humans and adepti and archons of all genders and backgrounds. But you...you’re unlike any he’s ever laid eyes on. He can’t get enough of the taste of your skin, or the way you blossom under his touch. It’s intoxicating.
Life at the monastery has been nothing but peaceful, in no small part due to the protective seal that keeps the village safe. When the shrine holding said seal is destroyed, panic sets in as the village is now in danger of any Archon war aftermath.
The people are desperate for protection, and when Morax makes an appearance in your tiny village, the people are ready to make a deal no matter the cost.
tricks of the trade (Explicit)
tastes like heaven (Explicit)
When an operation goes tits up and you have to flee, you find a handsome young man to help with your get away. When you discover the fact that this handsome young man is not only an enemy agent, but a Fatui Harbinger you find yourself in more danger than you ever could have expected.
Childe is the accomplished one, between the two of you. He’s the one with twenty-three restaurants spread out across Teyvat, sixteen Michelin stars to his name, and a reputation of being Masterchef Teyvat’s toughest judge, despite being the youngest.
All this, and it’s your warmth he’s lapping at like he’s never tasted anything like it.
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smut scenarios with genshin men
ayato, neuvillete, pantalone, diluc, wriothesly, childe, dottore (?), capitano, pierro- his maid/assistant
he loved how cute you were; How you always pulled your skirt up and showed off your thighs; How you always had your hair done, as if you had someone to impress.
You had him to impress, actually. He watches you bend down with a sharp eye, feeling himself harden just at the show of extra skin and excuses himself as he goes to the privacy of his office, jerking off as he imagines you bending over his lap as he spanks the revealed skin that just sends him haywire.
He starts requesting you stay late while the other workers go home, and he hopes you don't see through his facade but you oh so clearly can and you of course accept the request.
One night, you can hear him groan from the stress of his constant work and you knock at the door, waiting for his tired voice to speak.
"Come in,"
You walk in, and slight surprise overtakes him but there's a happy spark in his eyes. "Y/N, to what do I owe the pleasure?"
"I just thought you could use some help with your work," You spoke slyly and innocently as you walked up to his desk/
He looked at you confused, "What do you- oh,"
He lets out a groan when your fingers started to firmly yet softly dig into his back, hitting all the right spots as he completely relaxes.
He wants to say this is unprofessional- you're his boss! But was jerking off to you and fantasizing about you professional? No.
That was his reasoning for his boldness when he speaks. "You know, I'm feeling rather sore...down here."
That is how you find yourself in his lap, bouncing on his fat cock as you tried to stay quiet, but it was hitting such amazing spots and so deep into you that you couldn't help yourself but to scream his name.
"nghh- oh! yes, yes!"
If it was possible, it was turning him on even more- watching you struggle to take his large size but still trying to ride him just to be his stress relief. Instead, he decides to thrust up into you, making you stop trying and instead lean against him, wrapping your arms around him as he placed his hands on your hips, taking the lead and sending you into purebliss.
"oh~ oh! fuck...so deep!"
"if you're truly so keen on being such a good stress relief for me, well, then I hope you don't mind if I rail you for the rest of the night...and possibly every other.
thoma, kaeya, kazuha, Itto, aether, albedo, zhongli - a shrine maiden (or anything related in the other regions)
He doesn’t know what it is but there’s something about your innocence that he just needs to ruin.
Well, not ruin: he thinks it’s adorable, but he knows that one day someone else will see you in a way he fantasizes about late at night and he is determined to become that person because no one else deserves to see you in a way like that other than him.
He takes more frequent trips to where you work, to the point that it’s so often you find yourself hugging him when you see him and you don’t think about the way he holds on tightly, hands right above your ass.
However, you weren’t as innocent as he thought. Sure, you were completely oblivious ro the truth behind his actions but late at night, there was a possibility you had the same fantasias about it too. But you couldn’t show it to him! No, you had a job to do and it was to stay pure.
You just loved the way his touches were so teasing as they lingered near the places you oh so wish you could take care of.
It becomes so bad it starts to ache, and you find yourself at his door after coming back from work, needing his help for this relief and he is so happy to oblige.
Tears streamed down your face, moaning at how good his cock felt as it pushed into you so deeply, hitting all the spots your fingers never could.
“f-faster…” You gasped, “please!”
He could only let out a deep chuckle, his movement becoming harsher that anyone who even walked nearby the house could hear the slick noises.
“You’re gonna make me cum, darling.”
“In me!” you whined, trying to push yourself further onto his dick and he laughed. “f-fill me up!”
“Such indecency, dear. No one can know how much of a slut you are; it’ll ruin your image! That means you must always come to me for this, got it?”
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