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shyjusticewarrior · 1 month

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Jason, leaving: Okay, love ya.

Jason and Rose: *freeze*

Jason: Uuuhh...

Rose: Uh...

Jason: ... No I don't. *runs off*

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ru1nedphysce · 1 year

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Imagine having 0 RIZZ in your f*ing superhero alter ego

#south park #south park fanart #sp bunny #sp butters #sp kenny #butters stotch #kenny mccormick #fanart #art #fan comic #fractured but whole #mysterion #professor chaos #superhero au #no rizz

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spammiev · 6 months

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Ouizzy truthers… Where are you… Have this horrendous sketch of true events that did happen because I said so.

#ouizzy #no rizz #izzy hands #frenchie #ofmd 2 #ofmd #our flag means death #frizzy

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scatmaan · 3 months

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what more is there to say, he's lucky

#fonv #fallout new vegas #courier 6 #lucky #my art #hes also a cannibal klepto #but a very helpful one #the [lie] is red bc he failed it #boy has 0 speech #no rizz #been dumping all his points into repair/survival/guns #and some lockpick/sneak

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starrynightsxo · 2 months

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no rizz, just an unhealthy obsession with books

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mj-thrush-gxn · 9 months

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nobody wants this. but that sucks for you. take it.

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads art #dndads s2 #dndads quest #dndads fanart #dndads season 2 #nicky wicky do bear #nicky close foster #nick dndads #nicholas foster #nicky freeman #nick close #sopping wet cat #little meow meow #JUST A LITTLE GUY #NO RIZZ #OMFG

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nothing2-c · 4 months

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Saw this and sent it to friends saying it was me coded but after thinking about it, I think it could also be Eddie coded

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meloncholygal · 1 month

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No rizz, no tits, no ass, all you get is my mediocre poetry and homemade bread

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ezras-left-thumb · 2 months

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Has this been done yet?

#tech #tech tbb #he was the first person i thought of #my beloved #cyar’ika #star wars #star wars fandom #the bad batch #no rizz #just brown eyes and constant yapping #tbb tech #thebadbatch

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rizzless-rumble · 10 months

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I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE TUMBLR'S FIRST OFFICIAL

Where YOU submit fictional characters who can't pull no matter how hard they try! Characters with negative rizz! Characters who can't flirt to save their fucking LIFE!

Requirements:

They have to be fictional. If it's a real person well that's just mean :(

They have to be from an official piece of media. No fanmade characters unless they were later incorporated into the source material.

They had to have seriously tried to pull, whether it be for romantic/sexual intentions or for their own gain. If a character has gone the entirety of whatever the source media is without trying to get with someone, they will not be counted.

SUBMISSIONS START THIS FRIDAY THE 23RD! LAST DAY OF SUBMISSIONS IS THE 30TH! THEN WE MAY DISCOVER WHO TRULY HAS THE LEAST RIZZ!

Inspired by me @babygirl-beatdown but also by @autismswagsummit @fashiondisastertournament @raddest-hat-showdown and @most-fuckable-character-showdown

#tournament #tumblr tournament #tumblr tourney #rizz #no rizz

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toothpick-queen · 3 months

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#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #no rizz

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cherries-in-wine · 14 days

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No rizz just brown eyes and constant yapping

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kaponebi · 1 year

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I'm sorry for what I did to you Ronodin... He looks so weird... So girly pop...

#fablehaven #art #dragonwatch #doodle #drawing #brandon mull #fanart #digital drawing #ronodin the dark unicorn #ronodin #what the fuck #no rizz

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catboyglover · 4 months

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when he’s too old for me <33 🤭🤭

#this is about celebrity crushes #if that wasn’t clear #GIGGLES #no rizz #just insanely obvious daddy issues #donaldglover #dannypudi #andrew garfield #andy samberg #david tennant #richard ayoade #kit young

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horrorbitxh · 27 days

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no rizz just booping

#text post #boop #booping #no rizz

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mj-thrush-gxn · 9 months

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mr unrizzler.

Nicky has no rizz. I was in the middle of drawing him with rizz. now i have to change it. why is his rizz canonically nonexistent. mr rizzler, Nicky Freeman-Foster-Close, my beloved. grow some rizz. istg.

UGHHHHHHH

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads art #dndads s2 #dndads quest #dndads fanart #dndads season 2 #nicky close foster #nick close #nicky freeman #nicholas foster #nick dndads #nick has no rizz #no #no rizz

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