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#no im not tagging harry potter
chaoticgaywitch · 6 months
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OKAY OKAY UNHINGED IDEA- MARAUDERS MAMMA MIA AU
james is donna. harry is sophie, getting married and reading his father’s diary. he realizes that his father is lonely after james and lily amicably split because lily realized she was in love with mary. there are three people his father writes about- remus, sirius, and regulus. from the way he writes about them, harry can’t tell which one he was in love with. (this is because harry’s a dumbass. it’s very obvious.) so harry invites them to his wedding. james finds out. harry still can’t tell who’s the one his father’s in love with (but again this is solely because harry’s a dumbass. we all know james gets heart eyes every time he sees reg.) at the wedding, the usual stuff happens. harry realizes he doesn’t wanna get married, james realizes he DOES wanna get married. SIRIUS is the one who sings “take a chance” to remus.
thanks for coming to my ted talk, i’m obsessed with this actually (I MIGHT WRITE AN ACTUAL FIC???)
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redhoodie1723 · 10 months
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“Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.”
I just KNOW HBP Ron was SICK and TIRED of Harry
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seastarconstellation · 11 months
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They are all Boomers and don't you forget it
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iamnmbr3 · 2 months
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Ginny: *joins the Quidditch team to be around Harry, her crush, because when you are attracted to someone you want to be around them as much as possible*
Harry: *has never been less interested in Quidditch due to rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy who has stopped playing Quidditch*
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the wolfsbane potion they gave remus in POA didnt stop him from transforming to a werewolf, it just left him his human intelligence. so i therefore imagine remus locked up somewhere discreetly during the full moon, werewolf form, reading a book or some human shit and im laughing so hard
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risetherivermoon · 9 months
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barty, randomly: you know, maybe i should punch that stone wall until my knuckles bleed
james, who is begrudingly attracted to this, but worried: how about i give you a hug instead
barty: can it be a knife filled hug?
james: im sorry, a what now?
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rewrite-canon · 1 month
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“[insert character] should have been evil!” let people be good and nice goddamn it.
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fleursfairies · 2 months
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im sorry ive been in this fandom for years and it STILL baffles me when someone calls ron toxic and then say they ship dramione
like how delusional are you
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psychopomperanian · 7 days
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God Idk if it's just me but there has to be more frey twins fanart, right?? Charming little pests they are. I love the way you draw 'em
thank you anon i am glad to hear it. i agree, i love these horrible children and wish they had more fanart
i have been too underwater with irl stuff lately to finish any drawings but here's a compilation of frey doodles from the past couple months
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lunar-serpentinite · 2 months
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potentially unpopular opinion but if canonverse harry needed to choose a bf, it wouldnt be ron or draco . it'd be THE man himself, harry's bi awakening, THEE Cedric Diggory
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enby-of-the-stars · 1 year
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Just in case it wasn't clear
If you play Hogwarts Legacy I will block you on sight.
Even if you pirate it.
The lives of trans people and jewish people are much more important than Blood Libel Simulator the game.
Harry Potter needs to die already, because how can you possibly feel comfortable supporting a franchise created by a racist, ableist, TERF that is using the money and support for her stupid IP to further her bigotry to make the lives of trans people worse.
The game is literally stopping an uprising from an enslaved race that are BLATANT antisemitic stereotypes. At a time where antisemitic hate crimes and rhetorics are on the rise. And you are stopping them from kidnapping wizard children, aka blood libel. Something that has been used to justify KILLING jewish people.
How can you possibly feel comfortable playing a game like that? How could you ENJOY playing a game lile that?
How fucking hard is it to not play the game? That is the bare fucking minimum you can do to support jewish and trans people!
So if you play the game, either by buying it or piracy. BLOCK ME RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES
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the only good thing about the fckn wizard game is that it gives me a good indicator on who to block
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stars-over-ice-cream · 5 months
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rewritingcanon · 2 months
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i was today years old when i learnt there was an ANTI SCORBUS TAGGHH 😨😨 there are scorbus antis???? i promise im not trying to be stuck up but im so shocked bro. i didnt think scorbus was popular enough to have antis 😭
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iamnmbr3 · 2 months
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Literally why is Ginny STILL so horrible about Fleur? Even after the incredibly touching scene where she proves beyond all doubt how much she truly loves Bill. It's unseemlyl
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And the way she gets mad at Harry for saying something even so mildly nice about her and isn't mollified till he plays it off with a joke. Book 5 Ginny would never have done that. Book 6 Ginny is petty and mean spirited.
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his-littlefox · 3 months
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♡ 𝒾 𝓌𝒶𝓁𝓀𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑜𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓊𝓅𝑜𝓃 𝒶 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂 ♡
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