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#never mind he’s yelling again 🙄
ringneckedpheasant · 1 year
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every day I get more and more angry that my roommates got a puppy that they were completely fucking unprepared for like. it is your own goddamn fault that it acts the way it does because you don’t know how to train a puppy and apparently don’t care to learn and there’s no reason to be swearing at your kids because it chewed stuff up while they were home and you were at work. they are like 10 and 5 and should not be held responsible for what the Family Dog is doing
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lizzaneia-elizalde · 5 months
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Hi I'm back. How are you?
How about... A yandere that has had a bunch of lovers and either killed them because he got bored or broke their heart beyond repair? But them he meets the reader and something changes?
Idk it seems like a fun dea.
Yandere! Male! Player x gn! Barista! Reader
Uh ohz, here is the player 🙄 there's a little twist to the request, meowing! I hope you don't mind. (Another Greek mythos twist. Not as blatant as Hades though. Only a bit of the Greek mythos is grabbed, not all.)
I'll see to it how can we break this little man
ヘ( ̄ω ̄ヘ)
AND, I AM GOING TO STOP TAKING NEW YANDERE REQUESTS! But, I am going to take asks about the existing yanderes now!
Yandere! Player name: Amor
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A resounding slap echoed throughout the bustling cafe, silencing the people talking to each other. The woman, tear stricken and angry, looked at the man in front of her.
"We're over!" She yelled before stomping away from the cafe, leaving the man behind.
The people started to gossip amongst each other, but one particular action by the man stunned them.
He just sat down, took out his phone, and called somebody.
"Hey, fancy meeting tonight? I just know of this nice cafe. Date, my treat."
Shameless, the people thought as he chuckled and ended the call with a lazy smirk, stirring his coffee and sipping it.
Amor. Extremely handsome man. Charming, always knew how to get the ladies.
That's what made him full of shit since being handsome is his only redeeming quality.
He's arrogant, a bastard, selfish, has a pride taller than the Eiffel tower, and a total player.
He juggles women left and right, flavor of the day, who's gonna be my girl for the morning, afternoon, and night?
Why do people flock to this man again?
Ah, because the Gods favor this bitch.
What did he do in his past life that women love this man?
Well, in his past life, he's a boring nerd.
His family loved him dearly, and wanted him to succeed in life.
So, attending academic camps, prestigious schools, goddamn Kumon? He got it all.
Awards, upon awards. He collects them like pokemon.
Did it make him interesting?
No. All he knew is academics, and no outside skill.
He's book smart, not street smart.
Poor guy wasn't even attractive. So, when he finished University in an Ivy League Uni, he's lost. He doesn't have charisma to charm employers, he doesn't have the confidence to do public work...
Well, that, and NASA already hired him.
What? He is not street smart and has a hard time finding a job himself, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have connections.
In short, he's a Nepo baby.
At least he's a genius so NASA made sure to use him thoroughly.
But, he felt... Bored.
He wanted more from this life of his.
He wanted a girlfriend for fuck's sake!
So, by some stupid and desperation he himself never thought of doing, he turned to the old gods.
The old Gods, surprised by a sudden influx of eager and desperation of faith from only one man, decided to entertain them.
"PLEASE! WHEN I DIE, MAKE ME EXTREMELY HANDSOME AND HAVE WOMEN LEFT AND RIGHT!"
Oh... That's not...
He's really superficial....
Did the Gods care though? Nah. He's really entertaining. Awakening old Gods just for... Women?
So they granted his wish.
When he died of old age (unfortunately for him.), He woke up to another wealthy and loving family. But this time, he's the son of a world renowned Kpop idol, and a Miss Universe.
"This is overkill." Amor thought to himself as his mother cradled her. "But damn, ain't I happy!"
Growing up, even as a kid, girls liked him. He felt like on the top of the world. He retained his memory, so he's practically a gifted child. No, perfect child even!
Except that he's actually a foul kid.
He became arrogant, a snob. Someone who viewed himself too highly for people.
But do his parents care?
Eh...
They spoil the kid a lot. And turn a blind eye to his lack in manners.
Again, went to prestigious Universities, to Kumon, academic camps.
Everything was a breeze for him now.
He got a job as a model immediately. He decided to not go down the academic path, but use his parents' connections once more to climb up the showbiz ladder!
He's still a Nepo baby in this life.
Well, again, his handsomeness is almost too good to be true (work of the goddess of beauty), so his model career is skyrocketing in success.
And women.
Countless of them.
He cycles through them like toilet paper. Throwing them away once he's got his fill.
Yet, people don't care.
He somehow built a reputation off of being a player. When people say that "he broke somebody's heart again!"
"Eh, what did you expect from being in a relationship with Amor?" They would say with a shake of their head and a smile.
That's how much the Gods intervened with his life.
Once he sets his eyes on someone, he 100% would get them.
Unless....
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"Tsk. Where can I go now..."
Amor paced around the street, turning heads left and right as this man sculpted by the gods had a worried look on his face.
The cafe he frequents closed down, now he needs a new place to take his women to dates to.
He's about to get his phone when a flyer hit him directly on his face. With an irritated glower, he grabbed the flyer.
"ow! What the f... Oh?"
He stopped, seeing the content.
"new cafe open?"
It looks like a generic cafe. But what was interesting was that the cafe is located in an indoor garden. Like a greenhouse.
"This is interesting. Women love flowers, don't they? And a garden of all places!" He laughs, making the gods stir from the sudden new cafe they got.
They all fuzzed, saying that this would be a good place. But, the goddess of Beauty stirred. Saying she got a bad feeling about this.
"relax, nothing will happen."
And when he got inside the cafe, he immediately got shocked by the barista, you.
Has there ever been an ethereal beauty like you? Someone... Someone who rivals even the goddess of beauty herself?!
The goddess stirred again, shackles raised. She never made you, so why are you this attractive?
Then, the goddess whispered on his ear.
It's to make you fall in love with a monster. Someone ugly, a beast... Anything to get your status down! Nobody can be as beautiful as her!
Envy filled the goddess as she gave Amor arrows to hit you with.
Now, assigned with the task of making you fall in love with what the goddess call a 'monster', he sets off to your house in the middle of the night. With the help of the other Gods, he became invisible and flew on to your balcony.
With a creak, your balcony doors opened. Making him shimmy inside through the small crack.
Yet, fate tempted him as the moonlight hit your form. In a vulnerable state, your androgynous beauty is amplified. Your long eyelashes, your skin... Your figure...
Truly, your beauty rivaled the goddess. No, you were more beautiful than her.
His throat dried, eyes glazed over.
Gods, are they tempting him?
It would be a waste for you to fall in love with an ugly guy.
His fingers twitched, trying to grab the arrow.
"OW!"
He seethed, doubling over as he clutched his finger. It got pricked by the arrow.
He somehow forgot a crucial information.
'whoever the first person the pricked sees if the arrows only pricked one, they will fall in love with the first person they sees.'
And, as his eyes irritably looked at you, overwhelming love filled inside him as he gasped in the sudden influx of emotions.
He kneeled down, eyes wide.
He's rigid. All he could see is your form. Lovely and so bright.
And hid eyes softened. A dull light in it as his lips twitched into a lovesick smile.
He was already attracted to you before, and now, pricked by the arrows, he's utterly obsessed with you.
With a twitch of his hand once more, he grabbed the arrow and stabbed himself fully to the thigh.
"GAGH!"
He doubled over, gasping, twitching for air as his heart pulsed through his ears. His eyes frantically finding your sleeping form before letting out a shaky moan from the satisfaction.
It was like a drug. Everytime he sees you, he gets overwhelmed with feelings of affection.
Is this what love is about?
And before he knows it, the arrows are all used up.
It was morbid, seeing this man stabbed with so many arrows.
But his face says otherwise. Like a drugged up man, overdosed on ecstacy, he was in a drooling trance from the addictive feeling of love for you.
The arrow is effective enough by one arrow, and now this?
Well, let's just say...
"I count, right?" He shakily asked the gods. "I'm a monster, somebody who breaks women's heart left and right."
He trembled, standing up.
He walked over to you, legs unsteady as he dropped to his knees once more and planted his lips on your own.
It tasted, you tasted so sweet, divine upon his lips.
He wants more, but he can't risk waking you up.
"Goodbye, my love. See you tomorrow." Amor whispered, grabbing your hand and dragging his nose on your skin and inhaling your scent. Exhaling shakily, he stood up and flew away.
Let's say, the goddess of Beauty was really angry at him.
But her condition, a 'monster', fits him. So, what can she do?
She gritted her teeth and looked at him with hatred, yet complacency.
You're so pretty, it hurts.
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"Welcome to the Psyche cafe! How may I help you-- oh hello, sir Amor! The usual?"
Amor slowly nodded, clearing his throat.
"yes. The usual."
It's been weeks since then. And he made sure to make himself a regular in the cafe. He stopped going on dates, and pulled a lot of strings to somehow burry the player accusations. He knows he can't really burry it all.
So he made (threatened) the women he dated to be positive about him.
He wants to fly on your radar, spot on the middle, so bad.
So, with the invisibility power he got from the Gods, he always followed you. Even up to your home.
At first, his heart pounded like crazy. What if he suddenly appeared? Will you be freaked out? Surprised? Will you run away--
No, you can't run away.
Like you can, anyways.
He knew of your favorite food, fashion sense, hell, your taste in men...
He slowly changed himself into the man of your dreams.
Like a persona he integrated into himself, this sudden change shocked the people. But, they welcomed this change.
"Is he in love, that's why he's changing?"
More than that.
He's making himself into the perfect boyfriend for you.
Now, all he needs is you!
"Here's your coffee, sir!" You greeted with a sweet smile that he swore he had to grab his soul from leaving his body. "Enjoy!"
He gently grabbed the coffee and as usual, gave you 200$.
"sir..." You grimaced.
"Please, just accept it." He smiles. "You've always been a pleasant person to talk to, y/n. So, just see it as a generous tip. That I frequently give."
You looked down at the bill and smiled. Warmness spreads through your chest.
"thank you s--"
You looked up, and froze from the look he's giving you.
Deep, crazed...
Obsessed.
You shivered in fear.
Sensing your eyes on him, he coughed loudly, averting his eyes before returning to the man you knew.
Or did you actually know him?
You don't even know anymore.
But hey, he gives huge tips.
"Thanks again for the coffee." Amor smiles, trying to sweep what happened under the rug as he waved at you.
He went to his usual table. Somewhere secluded, yet has a clear view of you surrounded by flowers.
He observes you. Plans on what to do next.
He knew he can't just waltz in and whisk you away. That's barbaric.
But he's not opposed to the idea though...
He smirks.
He can probably pull tons of strings for you to end up in his arms.
He loves you, don't mistake that.
But, a little bit of... Force would be good.
He's an impatient man.
Also, did he mention that he's a selfish asshole?
How about, making your life so miserable. Getting you kicked out of this cafe, your family suddenly getting a huge debt...
Something he knows you can't pay immediately.
And his family would coincidentally sponsor you by giving you a condition of marrying him!
Anything to be with you, really.
Or, just steal another arrow and hit it with you. That's also plausible.
But, the goddess is pissed with him. So that's the last resort.
He sips his coffee and crosses his long legs.
He's favored by the Gods anyways.
His eyes narrowed slightly as you interacted too amicably with your coworker. An obvious blush on the coworker's face as he got too touchy with you.
No, everyone in the cafe is enamoured with you. Your beauty too good for this world.
He gripped the handle of his cup.
But first, let's get rid of potential rivals, yes?
You are only his.
What is there to fear? He has the resources in his hands to make you his.
You didn't know yet, but your fate is already sealed, tied, and shackled to him.
You don't really have a choice.
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erenthology · 7 months
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eren spraying his cologne on your coat before you leave for work cus he's possessive like that
whoever sent this, you’re my soulmate. I added a small drabble btw <3 also, rando dave is back
Possessive!Eren who doesn’t laugh when you yell him the “funny” story about how Dave spilled coffee all over himself during the todays meeting..
Possessive!Eren who tries to compete by telling you all the funny jokes, wiggling his eyebrows and acting like a clown for you to laugh
Possessive!Eren who wants to keep all your smiles to himself, who hyper fixates on your hobbies to be able to send you memes and anything you ask for. You should be able to rely on him for anything.
Possessive!Eren who shows up at your work to bring you lunch, but it’s actually to show everyone that you’re taken.
Possessive!Eren who gets mad when you tell him about your co worker who’s broke up with her boyfriend, casually conversing that breakup rates have increased significantly and that couples usually end it within the first 5 years. The very idea makes his eyes flash red for just a second. “Not ours, you can count on that.”
Possessive!Eren who gets worried when you’re late from work. (Mind you it can be anything from an hours to 15 minutes) and starts freaking out. After receiving a text that you’re struck in traffic, he hangs up the call to your office and patently waits for you to arrive home.
Possessive!Eren who’s eyes flash murder when you come home crying after work. He coddles you for the rest of the night and tries to convince you to quit.
Possessive!Eren who has a special folder made for times you’re not at home. He follows the routine of opening your drawer and picking out one of the thin materials you like to call underwear
Possessive!Eren who randomly sends you texts in the middle of the day, “hurry home so I can eat your pussy, I’m hungry”
Possessive!Eren who gets worried when he’s not around you because as long as he’s there, people would know you’re his. He makes sure of it.
Possessive!Eren who always asks you to take time off for a vacation. you sigh, “what would we even do?” He grabs you by your chin, “bike rides, I’ll take you to the beach and feed you, movie nights, I’ll eat you out, fuck you silly, you know, that type of stuff.”
Possessive!Eren is the most demanding man you have ever met. He barks orders like a drill sergeant but never at you, never. His only demand is that you stay close to him so he can keep his eyes on you.
Drabble<3
“Eren, are you listening to me?” No, he wasn’t. You’re wearing an exceptionally pretty outfit today, and he’s overcome with the irrational urge to lock you in the bedroom and keep you for himself only. He swallows and responds, “yh, what’s up?”
You roll your eyes, “I asked if this looks good?” you give him a twirl to showcase your outfit. “I’ve got a meeting with dave first thing and I want to make a good impression. you know how judgeful they can be” you sigh.
At this, his ears perk up, dave? “Who the fuck is dave?” he puts his coffee mug down and shifts his entire attention to you.
Deadpanning, you explain to Eren. “my coworker dave…the one presenting the project we’ve been working on.”
Eren doesn’t pay much attention to what you’re saying. He only remembers one part and makes a beeline for it. “What was that about impressing him?”
“well, obviously I need to make good impressions in the office.”
He’s been staring at you for a while now without saying anything. He looks lost in his thoughts today, you think.
It was hard enough with the outfit itself, he thinks. And now you’re talking about this ugly dave dude? Eren takes his time to calm himself and avoid a fight. “You should wear a jacket with that”, he suggested and goes to get his jacket.
The pieces connect in your mind, “Eren, are you acting jealous again?” you yell for him to hear as he rushes to the hall. He comes back with your fall coat in his hand.
“Hey, I’m not the jealous type.(🙄) But what’s mine is mine.” he says and opens the coat for you to put your arms in. You’re immediately surrounded by the fresh scent of his spicy cologne. His significant smell. The aromatic smell fills your nostrils and overwhelms your senses.
You turn to face him and gets granted with with a wink accompanied by sly smile. “Yh, much better.” he says, more to himself than you. You’ve never felt so protected before you met Eren, even if it isn’t always rational, his primal instincts to keep you to himself makes you feel special.
“Let me know if anyone gives you trouble, alright?” You nod your head, standing somewhat dumbfounded. His heart aches at how adorable you look, increasing his illogical demand to ask you to stay and home and quit your job. He wants to provide for you and keep you all for himself, he’s selfish like that. Instead, he grabs grabs shoulders and begins walking you out the door with an arm around you. He always said you looked extra good around his arm.
“Give me a kiss” he requests, craving your attention like the man-child he is. So you pucker your lips and and give him a chaste kiss. As you pull away, he pulls you back with one hand on your waist and the other cradling through your hair, kissing the hell out of you.
You’re left breathless as he draws back, then goes in for yet another peck before taking your hand and walking you to your car. He’s previously insisted and borderline forced to drive you, but is now comprising, which is rare for Eren.
As you drive to work, surrounded by the smell of your boyfriends cologne, he head back to the kitchen where his phone is and starts stalking the shit out of your companies instagram for the “first”time
He just wants to be aware, nothing wrong with it, he thinks as he then opens a certain album your pictures and videos he’d rather die than let anyone beside the two of you see, it’s his holy shrine.
“Fuck..” he breathes and rubs one out to the sounds of your moans with his face buried in your pillow. He can’t wait for you to get home again.
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iwanty0uu · 9 months
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Hey guys change of plans. my mom just pissed me off and i wanna run away in my backyard and hide in my dad’s car trunk so imma take it out on yall rn.
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Growing Pains
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I loudly slammed the door, gasping as I came to my senses.. “shit..” I should know better than to slam a door in my Jamaican mother’s household.
Before she could even start cursing, you opened it wide and yelled, “MOMMY I APOLOGIZE I NEVER DID MEAN TO MAKE THE DOOR SLAM LIKE THAT”,
I mentally sanded my eardrums, preparing for the hurricane of curses and insults that would flood from her mouth, “OH SO YOU MOVE TO FOREIGN AND THINK YOU’RE ONE OF THEM AMERICANS HUH? I WILL SEND YOU BACK TO YOUR GRANNY, GIRL.”
Being the daughter of two immigrants was hard enough, and considering you were one yourself made it even more irritating. Your mom decided it would be a great idea to ship you off to the land of the free, alone at fifteen, and send you to live with your aunt in a literal plantation in the city..New York.
The amount of paper colored faces that crossed your path at the airport was enough to send you into a frenzy, so after begging for 3 years (mostly because you would go to the Columbia University this school year and she wanted to brag about you on whatsapp) mommy dearest decided to pack up, take your dad and little brother to New York until you finished college, and explore.
Your brother was only a year younger than you, and always complained about how you got to do more than him, even though the fact that his girlfriend could sleep over anytime he wanted (with the door closed) was enough to prove how subconsciously sexist your parents could be, but whatever, you’re eighteen, homesick, and doing your baby bro who you dearly missed a favor.
But times like these, when your words wouldn’t even go through one of your mom’s ears much less the both of them always made you regret begging. Your words probably deflated and fell to the floor like some cartoon animation the second they came out of your mouth.
But that was how useless they were, and you always felt angry about it.. but you were a big girl and you should be trusted more. You didn’t smoke in the house or barley at all, you hated alcohol, and was still a virgin..mostly! But she still argued, and as usual, it made the tears well in your eyes, and your father attempting to mediate the dispute, and your brother trying his hardest to comfort you, even though he knows that he will never fully understand.
But little did she know..those tears watered the seed of rebellion that grew roots in your stomach and around your torso, sucking and squeezing until there was nothing left but long, smooth dips. The roots twisted and wrapped around your pelvis, making them grow full and round like the mounds on your chest and the one behind you.
Your hair full and thick, sunlight hardly passing through the thick leaf-like coils, and the beauty on your face, as beautiful as a forbidden fruit, the forbidden fruit. The fruit that led to the destruction of mankind.
Her words played in my mind like a record on repeat, I could never hate her, but if she didn’t want to understand me, then why bother be everything she couldn’t be?….
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I loved writing this maybe ill make a pt 2! tell me if ya want it fr this was not planned negl I was on the bus making this but I’ll see yall again tmr!! (yes this is gonna be an aot fic🙄)
~𝓁ℯ𝓁ℯ!
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🎉2k Celebration Headcanons🎉
Being Fukurodani’s Manager
⭐️ Manager Glow Up Edition ⭐️
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Fukurodani x gender neutral manager
Warnings: none
A/N: This was the winning team and scenario for the 2k celebration headcanons! I apologize for taking literally 7 years to get this out but please accept my apologies 🥺
What a team to have a glow up in 😅
Honestly you do know who the teams ace is right Yn?
You wouldn’t be trying to steal Bokuto’s thunder now would you be 👀
I mean, even if you were, you’ve earned the right YN
You are the teams precious baby manager 🥹
Literally the teams pride and joy
You are a second year just like Akaashi and boy are you loved
Literally these boys and girls do anything and everything to protect their precious YN
Konoha has said several times that no one is good enough to breath the air of THEIR YN
Now you never really paid much mind to these idiots
Because, well you were busy with other things
Bokuto…. Always Bokuto 🙄
Anyways what I’m getting at is that you deserve so much YN
And thankfully I, your fairy godmother, am here to give it to you 🧚🏻‍♀️
You see, summer break is coming up and while the boys are busy practicing, you are busy doing other things 👀
You ended up taking a two week vacation to visit family, much to the contest of the team
Bokuto 👉🏻 cried like he was never going to see you again 😭
Akaashi 👉🏻 *internally screaming*
Kaori and Yukie 👉🏻 sad because now they have to deal with Bokuto for 2 whole weeks
Saru and Konoha 👉🏻 trying to figure out how to get you to stay
Washio and Komi 👉🏻 apologizing because they know you desperately need and deserve a break
Nevertheless, you manage to escape and head on your two week vacay
Bokuto texts you the entire time telling you how he misses you
Akaashi takes Bokutos phone and apologizes to you profusely for bothering you 📱
However while you are away, some things change 👀
It seems our sweet little Yn has had a massive glow up while away and boy am I excited 🤩
Now you really don’t think you’ve changed that much but trust me, you have
You changed your hair, got some new clothes, found a magic elixir to clear your skin
Heck I think you might have even grown YN 😱
Don’t come for me, I swear you kids grow like weeds when you are teens!
Whatever the case, you’ve definitely changed YN!
And oh boy I’m excited to see our favorite little owls reactions 😍
When you showed up to practice you walked in and immediately went about your business
Washio and Konoha 👉🏻😐🤨
They have no clue who you are
“Hey Akaashi did we get a new manager?”Kumi says coming up behind Akaashi
“I’ve never seen that person before. Maybe they’re lost?” Onaga adds
Akaashi studies you while Yukie and Kaori approach
“Hey do you know who that is?” Komi asks as the girls who look in your direction
Just as they look, it registers with Akaashi
Like a literal slap in the face, his brain has awoken!
Too bad he realizes too late to stop the riot that’s about to incite 🙃
“Wait is that-?” Konoha says, studying you
“Holy crap, YN???” Saru yells as you turn your head and smile at the team
“Oh hey guys,” you say 🥰👋🏻
Rip to Fukurodani, you’ve served us well 🫡
“YN?? Is that really you??” Komi questions, slowly approaching you like you might not be real
“Umm yes, I think so???” You say confused
Please they have you wondering if it’s actually you 😭
Because like why are they acting this way
“You’ve changed,” Washio says bluntly
“Oh yeah, I guess I’ve changed a little but it’s only been two weeks guys,” you say, confused and secretly planning your escape to look the mirror
“Wow YN, you look…” Yukie starts to say
But unfortunately, she didn’t get to finish because a certain someone interrupted
You see, a very important person was missing from the newly revealed YN
“HEY HEY HEY everybody! YN comes back today!!!” Bokuto screeches as he throws open the doors to the gym
Everyone just waits in silence because they all wanna see his reaction
“Hey Bo! I missed you!” You sing as Bokuto stops, studying you from head to toe
“Who are you?” He asks 🤨
You 👉🏻😐
Well now you really need to look in a mirror
“Bokuto, it’s YN,” Akaashi says coming up next to you
Bokuto rn 👉🏻😐🤨
“That’s not YN Akaashi,” Bokuto says staring at you
“It’s really Yn Bokuto,” Komi says coming up next to you
You 👉🏻🙂
Bokuto 👉🏻😐😑
“Very funny guys, great joke. I think I’d recognize my second favorite person in the entire world” Bokuto says, laughing as he walks past you
Sorry Yn, spot #1 is reserved for Akaashi 💅
You sigh, knowing exactly what to say to Bokuto
“Whose the best ace in the entire world?” You say, mentally rolling your eyes that it’s come to this
Bokuto stops and turns 👀
“Everyone knows that,” he says as you stand there, again rolling your eyes
“You’re better than Ushiwaka because you beat Tsukki like a million times in 2 on 2,” you say as Akaashi smirks
Bokuto 👉🏻😐😱
“HOLY CRAP YN??” he screams as you turn and smile
“That’s what made you realize it was Yn?” Konoha asks
“Yn you look so good!! Wait- why did you change?? YN did you get a partner??” Bokuto says, deflation eminent
Akaashi 👉🏻👀 YN choose your words carefully please I BEG
“Bo, no! I just needed a little a change. I’ll admit I didn’t think I changed that much but I guess I did!” You say, beaming as the entire team swoons over you
Literally they didn’t think you could get any cuter 🥰
However what Fukurodani fails to realize is that your glow up would affect more than just them…
You see, with the training camp coming up at Shinzen, a whole new problem arises
And you see, these dummies don’t realize how much your glow up will affect literally every other team at the camp
It actually doesnt register until they arrive at camp and get off the bus
And it actually hits Konoha first
He’s helping you unload the bus all while the other teams stand around, staring at you
Konoha rn 👉🏻😐🤨😳
Crap crap CRAP
“Akaashi! AKAASHI!” he whisper yells as Akaashi turns to look at him
“Look!” He says pointing to the gaggling bunch of guys staring at their amazing manager
Akaashi 👉🏻😐😳
Please Akaashi knows you can handle yourself but he is still so protective of you
I mean, you are literally a key to Bokuto’s success and those an irreplaceable member of the Fukurodani team
You continue to unload the bus, oblivious to the men now fuming behind you
Akashi and Konoha are GLARING at the guys staring at you
Tanaka and Noya have nothing on these two petty bbys
When you finally turn around, you sense the tension
“Hey what’s going on?” You say as Komi quickly pulls you away stating he needs help with some ridiculous task
“Wow YN really… changed?” Kuroo says smirking
“Stay away from YN, Kuroo…” Akashi growls as Konoha backs him up
Kuroo throws his hands up, smirking as he walks away 😏
As the camp progresses, you notice a lot of the boys being extremely nice and helpful
“Hey Yn let me carry that for you!” Tanaka says as you smile
“Oh thank you! You are such a sweetheart!” You say as Tanaka gushes 😍
Meanwhile, Washio is standing behind you, glaring at the bald spiker
Please these guys are all so protective of their bby yn 🥺
But it doesn’t stop there
“Watch out Yn!” Someone screams as you turn to see a ball flying at your head
You duck before the ball is immediately snatched up by Ogano, Shinzen’s captain
“Oh Ogano, thank you!” You say as he smiles at you, extending his hand to you
“You ok YN?” He asks as he pulls you up, hand lingering in yours
Akaashi, Komi and Saru instantly see you but their eyes don’t go to you oh no no no
rather to a certain owl haired boy 👀
Bokuto is watching your interaction with Ogano, confused as to why the other captain is so attentive to you
Bokuto has noticed the other teams paying extra attention to you as well
At first, he thought it was because you were so helpful but that couldn’t be it because the other managers were just as helpful
By then he notices how Ogano’s hand lingers longer in yours 😳
Akaashi, Komi and Saru rn 👉🏻👀🍿
But before anything can happen, you simply thank Ogano and walk away
Bokuto shook his head, a little confused but still thinking about your interaction with the other captain as well as the looks given by the other teams
“YN come practice with me!” Bokuto cries as you roll your eyes
“Bo, I need to help everyone else!” You say
“Actually taking Bokuto would be a big help YN,” Konoha says
“See YN- hey wait a minute?!?” Bokuto glares are Konoha
You 👉🏻😐🙄 come on Idiot
“Hey wait up!” Kuroo said, following you
You turn, seeing the giant captain running towards you as you beam at him
“Kuroo would you like to join us?” You say as Kuroo smirks
“Of course, I would never turn down the company of someone so pretty,” he says winking at you
You blush profusely as Bokuto glares at Kuroo
Please Akaashi is RUNNING 🏃‍♂️ Ukai Style 👇🏻
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“Come on Yn! I’ll help you,” he says as he pulls you two towards the 3rd gym
Leaving Bokuto to GLARE daggers into Kuroo
During your practice, Tsukishima joins again, causing Bokuto even more grief
“Akaashi, have you noticed everyone staring at YN?” He finally asks
Akaashi knew this was coming but he’s cautious about how he answers it
“I mean, Bokuto haven’t you noticed?” Akaashi asks
Bokuto 👉🏻:D noticed what???
“Oh for gods sakes Bokuto, YN got like super hot!” Kuroo shouts, finally putting it out into the world for all the hear
Akaashi 👉🏻😐🤦🏻‍♂️
Kuroo 👉🏻😏
Tsukishima 👉🏻👀
You 👉🏻👁️👄👁️
Bokuto looks from you to Kuroo and back again
Then the lightbulb finally goes on
“OH MY GOD EVERYONE HAS BEEN HITTING ON YN!?!” he screams
“I mean do you really blame us Bokuto?” Kuroo asks
“WELL NO BUT STOP IT!” He shouts
“You want us to stop being nice to Yn? Sounds kind of mean Bokuto,” Kuroo says with a smirk
“THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT! AAAAKKKKAAAASSSHHHHHIIIIIII!” Bokuto screams as you sigh
“YN do me a favor please?” Akaashi asks before going to tame the untamable
“Sure Akaashi,” you respond sweetly
“Don’t have a glow up again until Bokuto graduates,” he says as you just nod
You 👉🏻🫡 aye aye captain
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hey! thank you sm for doing my enemies to lovers request! Could you do some head cannons about getting into and argument with Dallas as well as making up and how he’d go about apologizing in his own way (cuz we all know damn well he’d never outright admit to being wrong) 😭💀
YESSS ofcccc sorry i feel like this is late but i been busy w school and crap🙄 anyways🫡
my man my man😭
he is SO difficult i’m being so real
like dont get me wrong there’s pros to being his s/o
but one of the biggest cons is he is so ANNOYING to argue with
like he’ll interrupt you when you’re talking, roll his eyes, scoff, and act like he’s the victim
but this is cause he’s got an ego the size of the SUN
just your usual superiority complex stemming from an inferiority complex no biggie
obviously im kidding but early in the relationship when yall argue he’s just like an annoying little boy
sventually you snap and yell “just LISTEN to me!”
and ever since then he’s been kinda scared towards how you are when you’re mad
you’re also the type to whenever you get pissed and you make eye contact w him (or anyone) everyone’s like 😟 cause DAMN you got an intense look to you when you want
ANYWAYS BACK TO DALLY
hes been wary of you since your first fight as a couple
later on you kinda have to teach him how to argue like a normal person cause he’s so STUBBORN
it’s lowk giving gentle parenting LMAOOO
but like three months into your guyses relationship you two were fighting and he starts yelling and you’re like “🤨🛑✋what did we talk about last week?” and he sighs and is like
”it made me feel unseen when you don’t buy me a coke like you did for pony and johnny.🙄😐😔”
LATER later on you guys don’t have to express your emotions like ai people do but with dal you just gotta start somewhere
cause he always looks angry it’s hard to tell what he’s angry abt yk?
so when you force him to (funnily) share his feelings you appreciate it and you learn a lot abt his kinda weird mind
plus you tease him abt it later LMAO
when it comes to making up i feel like if the argument really blows up you guys just kinda part ways
sometimes it’s a day sometimes it’s a week and a half
but you know your worth (LETS GO🕺🏼💞😌) and you just wait for him to initiate the apologizing process
cause whenever he just peaces out like that the argument is 99.99% his fault and he knows that
when he does call you or pull up again he’s just kinda like
”hi.🙂” and pretends like nothing happened
after you guys date for a while you tell him that he’s gotta own up and actually apologize
it takes a lot but he’s making progress
like just last week he was like “i’m sorry😐…..”
and you’re like “🤨🧍‍♀️”
and he’s like “….that you’re so sensitive and you can’t take a jo-“
i HOPE YOU ENJOYEDDDD🫶🫶🫶 my inbox (along w my dms) are always open!
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ayayiiie · 1 year
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EN- reaction to the tik tok challenge « tell me that you love me »
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Here’s the challenge for those who don’t know : liiiink
Pairing : Enhypen x reader
TW : none (?) lmk if there are ;)
Genre : flufff, angst if you squint your eyes really
Words : ≈ 0.8k
Enjoy ! 🫶
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Heeseung :
Clueless #1
Okay so I think he will be a little bit lost
Like you’re dragging him infront of your phone
He’s like “huh ?”
Is even more lost when you don’t say anything and play the music
Pls help him he gives you those Bambi eyes 🥹
You being the kind soul you are, finally lipsync the song
You can hear a light bulb switching on 🫠
Says “I love you” while looking at you with a big smile
“You should have told me the purpose of the challenge”
“Nah Hee I don’t think you passed the test actually”
“Wait lemme catch it up”
Jay :
Hear me out : this man is TIRED
Hear me out : this man is TIRED
Hear me out : this man is TIRED
Hear me out : this man is TIRED
He will just stare at his own reflection on the phone 🧍‍♂️
We all know his judging face with an eyebrow raised right ?
Yes. That face.
“What ? Again with your tik tok challenge ?”
You will look at him with expecting eyes
Jay is the living proof of “never let them know your next move”
So when he turns to look at you and says “I love you” and “you take my breath away”
Gurl I can say you’re shocked af
Ma boi will just smirk and walk away in a cool way
Now you gotta keep in mind that this man is INFORMED.
Jake :
Clueless #2
Like Heeseung, I think Jake would be clueless.
Would constantly exchange looks between you and the phone and panic a little bit
Like his mind would yell “what is she expecting ?”
Lost puppy fr
When you sing the song he would instantly get it and tell you “I love you”
Would sulk later
“Why would you need a tik tok challenge for me to say ily ? I’m telling it everyday baby”
You : 😅😬 i love you 🫶
Sunghoon :
Shy shy shy #1
We can’t deny the fact that if he had decided not to be an idol he would have been a pro tik toker lmao
Would immediately get it but him being shy would just smile it away
Pinky cheeks Hoon would tell you ily with his eyes
It’s rare to tease Sunghoon
So you go for it
“What baby ?”
Whisper ily but you act like you didn’t hear anything
Bite his lips coz he’s flustered and hugs you tightly while saying it
Sunoo :
Would get it at the end 😭😭
“Aaaah ! I love youuuu !”
“Too late the challenge is over now 😒”
“Yaah! I still told you !”
Ngl y’all start an expensive sassy ass conv
Like you both would act petty (not Jay living his best life witnessing it)
At the end you would eventually forgive him and says ily back bc you love him very much (who doesn’t ? Don’t even fight w/ me)
What you did not expect is for him to do the challenge back to you lmaoo
Now he’s the one with an eyebrow raised to see if you’re gonna tell him if you love him and can’t breath w/out him 💀
Cuddling session is a must afterwards 😤
Jungwon :
Ma man is faster than light itself
Not even a second after you hit the record button he would react real fast
Would tell you immediately ily and that you’re taking his breath away while acting dramatically
“How did you know ? You saw it before ?”
“No I just listened to the lyrics 💀” like c’mon it was easy 🙄
Don’t know if you would be offended or glad 😭
Just another way to say “Don’t mess with leader yang”
This boy really got a 6th sense at this rate
Will look at you with his boba eyes
Like telling you “say that you love me too !!”
Ofc you do, so you tell him 😌
Niki :
Clueless #3 and shy #2 😭
Niki is not the type to confess directly
His love language is more of act of service/ physical touch
So when you pull him (plus while he was gaming so you had to hear his whines) infront of the camera
One : he was sulking
Two : he was clueless
Three : he knows it was your daily tik tok routine for when you wanted his attention
Ps : he lowkey (highkey) appreciates it
So like Hee and Jake I think he would be clueless during the whole challenge even if you lipsync 💀
You would have to explain the challenge and give him a second chance lol
Would give you a small smile and muttered a shy ily
Krkrkrkkr okay you forgive him bc he’s so cute 🥰
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nattinatalia · 2 years
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Jack Harlow x Reader x Daughter x Instagram AU
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enews Like father, like daughter. Seems like little miss Harlow doesn’t like being captured by paparazzi. Every time we tried getting her attention she would ignore us and give us attitude. Link in bio for the rest of the pictures.
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alizemiaharlow My pet peeve is a camera in my face. Have you ever heard of personal space?
alizemiaharlow Also, the person who took these was following me all day. And being rude, This is why I have that look on my face. I’m always nice and I don’t mind saying hi, my parents raised me to be kind but to also respect myself. don’t yell nasty things my way and don’t whistle to get my attention, I’m not a dog. The only time my name was called, was when I put my glasses on and I was called a bitch for it ❤️
jackharlow EXCUSE ME??? I must be reading shit wrong? I must’ve gone completely blind, because no way I’m reading that people were following my daughter and being rude to her, because if that’s the case, you’re going to be really sorry.
yourusername ENEWS RUN ME MY MONEY! what you’re not about to do is say my daughter was being mean, when clearly your worker was harassing her.
urbanwyatt 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
yourbestiename DISGUSTING!!! Leave my niece alone.
allabouttheharlows 😬 😱 Yoooo Jack and y/n have never cared about paparazzi drama.
harlowsupdates true!!! But they were attacking their daughter so totally understandable.
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ezharlow She might be older but don’t get it twisted, I’ll catch hands to defend her. My ride or die. Love you Mia bug 🐞 ❤️
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jackharlow That’s right!!!!
alizemiaharlow 😂🥺🫶🏻 ilyyy Ez cheesy 🧀
yourusername Ok we’re not catching anyones hands. Let’s just relax a little before doing something bad.
urbanwyatt As you should little punk ❤️
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jackharlow Lunch dates with my first born 💜
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yourusername My little lady 😍
cassiewyatt 😍💗
ezharlow  Admit it, she’s your favorite!
jackharlow I’m not doing this with you again punk.
ezharlow 🙄
yourusername Stop calling my son a punk.
jackharlow Babe, he’s a pot stirring punk.
ezharlow Harlow, listen to your wife!!!!!!
alizemiaharlow Lmao you start shit because you know mom will defend you. Mommy’s boy at your age???
ezharlow Sure am and what?? 🥰
jackharlow She was my mami first 🤪🤤
alizemiaharlow OH COME ON DAD 😩
ezharlow DISGUSTING OLD MAN! STOP
yourusername Zadddyyyyy 😋 😘
ezharlow MOM I WILL BLOCK YOU BOTH
jackharlow 🤪🤪🤪🤪
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alizemiaharlow Bring your kid to work day! It’s settled, I’m the favorite because he could’ve brought the other 3 😊🤭😇
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ezharlow Aww you thought your were going to hurt my feelings? I’ve been known. The twins tho, they might cry.
alizemiaharlow As long as you know you’re not the favorite.
ezharlow I’m moms favorite
alizemiaharlow You’re such a moms boy is disturbing
ezharlow Says daddy’s princess 🤮
jackharlow I’m not even going to entertain this subject
alizemiaharlow Dad, it’s settled, book closed! Move on. We know!!!
jackharlow Young lady I’m not about to get in trouble.
ezharlow You already are, I showed mom.
yourusername You know, as a parent it’s our job to deny any accusations like these. Husband, you have failed miserably.
jackharlow I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING!!!!
yourusername My point exactly.
twin1 Ezequiel I think you’re just nobodies favorite
twin2 I don’t even care, I rather be left alone.
ezharlow Mom, dad, the twins aren’t supposed to be on social media, they’re 12?
jackharlow True, who let y’all be on Instagram?
yourusername Who made the accounts?
twin2 My godfather @ druski2funnny
druski2funnny YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO SNITCH ME OUT!!!
twin1 But you said it’s always fun when we do the snitching and the pot stirring, so make up your mind?
twin2 Yea especially when you get to see everyone go crazy at each other 😈
ezharlow WHO ARE YOU? I’M SCARED FOR MY LIFE.
twin1 What life?
urbanwyatt HAHAHA I love the twins
TAG LIST
@heavyhitterheaux 💕
@harlowsbby 💕
@arination99 💕
@cmalass 💕
@jackharloww 💕
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rainbowangel110 · 1 month
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My little sister watches Toh saga
We uh... got through episodes 8-11 so a bit to cover!
Episode 8
Starting off the episode with Hooty. She was already invested.
"I'll never find a way into Amity's heart!" cue Rock face from here
So uh as much as she loves Hooty she still was weird out by him... swallowing King
"What is Hooty eating???" Cuz King was covered in some stuff.
Oh shit this is puberty talk I thought in a panic
Anyways!!! Bug dance was funny. She was re repeating DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOTHER for a while.
"HOW BIG IS THAT SYRINGE??"
Voice powers had her hyped actually, she was all "What is that?? HE HAS POWERS NOW???" Cute
Onto Eda!!
"I want those cookies." I am not letting you get roofied by a baked good, kid >:(
Oh she was not ready for Owlbeast to attack Dell lemme tell ya.
We got the Archivists part of the Owl Beasts memories and I popped off
She really loved the segment where Eda talked to the Owl Beast.
"I want a plush of it."
"THAT'S SO PRETTY!!!!" in reference to the ending of the dream sequence
SAY HI TO HARPY EDA KID :DDDD
"SHE CAN DO THAT???"
Onto the Lumity segment (y'all were waiting weren't you)
"Stop blushing so much oh my gosh." "They do that a lot trust me."
She was all "ohh nooo" at the reveal of the Tunnel of Love and I was dying inside.
"Amity calm down oh my gosh!" I am in tears rn
she was sooooo hyped at the part where King used his powers again
Little tiny gasp at the Lumity part immediately after
the part where Luz was dancing around asking Amity out she was YELLING
"JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!"
Hooty receives a letter from someone
"KING'S DAD!?!?" no
Episode 9
She has been obsessed with what Belos looks like under the mask ever since we first saw him
"Oh man sure hope Little Rascal doesn't get caught...." "Why?" "... Remember how Belos eat-" "NO I DON'T WANT TO-" (Doing just fine here-)
"That's what he looks like?? ... ew what's the green for??"
I am freaking out right now kid, don't ask me
I paused so much because wow implications when you know the full story are REAL
"What did you think of that conversation (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)" "... Creepy." GIRL SAME
"Is that-" "Dragon Ball Z? Yes" (knows through memes okay?)
"Oh what happened to her??" "She's sick :("
we will now skip over a bunch of stuff nothing too exciting happened here tbh
I am pausing so much during this episode and it's annoying her (YOU WILL UNDERSTAND I PROMISE!!!)
"Lotta projection going on here." "... what?"
Had to explain some stuff about the convo between Hunter and Amity over the Tamagotchi (give her a moment)
"Oh. That's not good." "It really isn't."
Don't mind me just sobbing inside at every Hunter/Flapjack interaction.
Was so so so worried for Owlbert there.
"It's in the key?!?" Yeah uh so here we are :)))))
She was so entranced with the animation and so was I (with internal screaming though)
"SHE CRACKED IT!!!"
"Mushroom Luz."
Was awwing over Flapjack and Hunter at the end (don't mind me just... gonna go over here and AUGHHHHH)
Episode 10
"Who is that?? How is she in the mirror"
"Weird door."
In between is really interesting actually
"IT'S!!! HER!! THE SLUG!!"
Again I found her watching this show at S3E1 at the intro part (all she remembers was Hunter and Vee thank god) so she popped off here.
"She's cute. I like her."
*pause* "Okay so you see that?" *points at Gravesfield logo* "Remember that." "okay..."
"Oh and those two." *points at the the Wittebanes* "Okay I will sheesh 🙄" /lh
She will not
"The basilisks remember? "OH YEAH-"
Not much from her until the rain sequence.
"HOW IS SHE HOLDING HER??" girl don't sweat it, cry with me instead :)
"I feel bad for Camila.' SAME
Episode 11
Honestly not much happened here with her so uhhh....
Biggest take away for her though
"CAT COVEN PERSON!!!" (coven scout)
"King read her diary-"
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Argument - John Stones
Who: John Stones Request: The one with you and John having an argument over something like he ignored you (which he didn't mean to, kinda Taylor's all to well vibe?) and the argue goes crazy until he sees you're crying and all of sudden he stops that and become a big softy and all suff? already luv ya 💋 Requested by: anonymous Warnings: mentions of having a fight, crying A/N: I changed the request up a little bit (🙄), but it fit a little better with the idea I had for this. Hope you don't mind....
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"Come on, you know I don’t want shoes on the carpet, love." You complained to John as you walked back into your living room. He sat on the sofa with his sneakers firmly planted on the cream-colored carpet. "Why is that always an issue with you?" He responded curtly. You knew he was in a bad mood over the lost match of the day before, but his response still pushed all the wrong buttons with you. "You’re not the one cleaning it," you retorted, equally curt. "Like you have much else to do," John replied angrily.
"Excuse me?!" Your anger was instantly reaching boiling point. You had moved to Manchester from London just a few months ago, after maintaining a long-distance relationship for a while. It was quickly decided among the two of you that you would settle in here properly first, before starting looking for a suitable job. "Come on, don’t start a scene now." John looked up at you with an irritated frown plastered on his face. "No, I am making a scene!" You yelled. "Why the hell would you say something like that to me?!" "Because you’re getting on my nerves with this." John's voice was raised now, too. "Oh, really?" You fumed, tears burning in your eyes. "Well, then you wouldn’t mind it if I left." You grabbed your jacket and hand bag, and stormed out of the apartment, slamming the door behind you. ---- You wandered around the city for hours, crying silently over the fight you and John had had. His words had seriously hurt and upset you, and you needed some time alone to process what had happened. About an hour ago, your phone started buzzing in your pocket and had continued to do so with regular intervals. You ignored it, not wanting to talk to anyone right now. After a while, you finally took your phone out of your pocket and looked at the screen. There were 35 missed calls from John, but what shocked you the most was the time: 10.15 pm. You realized you had wandered around the city for over five hours. Even though you were still mad at John, you decided to go home. You had barely opened the door, before John came running to you and hugged you tightly. "I was so worried," he nearly sobbed, "I called everyone we know, and you weren't at any of their places. I feared something might have happened to you." "I'm fine." You pushed him away. "And I’m still mad at you." "I know," John said softly, his lower lip trembling slightly. "And I deserve that. I’ve been an absolute jerk." You folded your arms across your chest, and glared at him. "I should never have said any of those things," John continued, "I don’t mean them. I love you… so, so much. I'm sorry for all of it. This lost match has got me on edge, but I should never have taken it out on you, and now I've hurt you...." John fell silent, gasping for breath through tears spilling from his eyes. You knew he couldn’t be more sincere with this apology. "Please, babe, say something," John stammered after a short silence. His shoulders rocked with suppressed sobs. You cried now, too. Seeing the man you loved with all your heart breaking down into a sobbing mess over hurting you, was all the proof you needed of his love for you. "I forgive you," you whispered, but he had heard you. "Oh, thank god!" John hurried back over to you, and hugged you tightly again. "You’re the love of my life," he said softly, never breaking his embrace around you. "I wouldn't know what to do with myself if you ever left me." You giggled softly through the last of your tears. "I know," you whispered back, gently kissing his neck. "Neither would I."
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cookstorys · 1 year
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚜 (𝟸)
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Character- Junior Wheeler
Show/Movie- Chucky (the series)
Warning- Jealousy, Junior bein petty fr 🙄
Females dni
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Junior hated funerals. They were depressing and filled his time with drunk family members of his from all over (some he doesn’t even know). This particular one he hated with all his heart. The funeral of his dear mother, that died right in front of him.
Junior wanted to leave as soon as the first few guests walked through the door. Before five minutes even pass he heard about 10 ‘I’m sorry’s and the more they came, the more it annoyed him. All he wanted was [name]. Junior wanted nothing more but for him to hug him and tell him it was all going to be ok. Instead, that affection was going toward Jake.
Junior couldn’t keep his eyes off you too. Your hands are on his shoulder trying to cheer him up. He hated it. Seeing that Jake had everything Junior wanted, made him want to scream. He was going to win [name] and he knew how to do it.
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‘Right on time.’ Junior thought as he saw you walking towards the snack table. He dabbled a few wet spots on his face to present the look that he was crying and walked towards the table. He headed towards the grapes, which just so happened to be the next thing on your plate. “Oh shit sorry.” You apologized for the bear collision you and junior almost had. “No, you're fine. It’s my fault.” He responded with a slight smile.
“Your junior right?” Junior nodded his head. “Shit man, I'm sorry about your mom. She seemed like a nice person.” Junior smiled at that, trying to at least look like he got his shit together. You could sense you said something wrong. You could see it in his eyes. “I’m sure you’ve heard that all day. Let me guess, people from out of state, that you’ve never seen in your life, are all telling you they're sorry and you know they're trying to be nice but some part of you can’t help but say ‘shut the fuck up?”
Junior was stunned. It’s like you read his mind. He hopes that theory isn’t true though because he’s thinking about some very unholy things right now. “How did you know? That obvious?” You chuckled. “Nah at least you didn’t yell at any of them and run away for the night.” Once again junior was speechless. You were full of surprises. “Damn..that’s..badass.” He laughed and you did too shortly after. “Hey uh, here’s my number in case you wanna talk about.. anything.” You quickly grabbed some napkins and jot down your number.
“O-O-Ok.” Junior stuttered when you left. Junior stood there in disbelief. ‘Did that just happen?’ He thought. He looked towards the far right to see Jake glaring lasers through his head.
“Checkmate.” He mumbled to himself. 
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julietasgf · 2 months
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I'll answer more calmly all later but when I saw your reply I realized I forgot to add my new hc of how Marcus and Sejanus meet in the latam AU (although it could also serve to some extent in canon) 😔😔
So I started to ramble on about certain details of that great moment of gentleness between Sejanus and Marcus and I was like ok putting snow on someone's finger to get them uninjured is a bit unusual knowledge for a child and more so if they were so young. I'm sorry I've never seen snow but I'm sure if I lived in a place with snow at that age I and many other kids probably would have eaten it instead of using it that way so I came to the conclusion that Marcus' parents, well mother, I don't know I always visualized him as the son of a single mother IDK, but his mother probably had some knowledge in traditional medicine -huesera, like those ladies who know all about tea and herbs and ointments and move arms and weists😝
So Baby Marcus from a young age had some knowledge on how to take care of small injuries BUT WELL. What I thought for the latam au was; Imagine Baby Sejanus gets sick and they take him to the doctor and give him all kinds of treatments but nothing seems to work and Vesta is heartbroken but won't give up so even though she had to fight with Strabo (not much because he ended up giving in because that's his son and well it wouldn't hurt to try even if he feel untrust about these things but Vesta yelled at him and threatened him a little so he stopped arguing quickly, pls "Vesta DONT ask me the divorced 😭" "🙄") Vesta starts looking for alternatives and that's when someone from her neighbors tells her about Marcus' mother and she goes and asks for help
And they start treating baby Sejanus who actually gets better!!!! but here's the thing :)) because baby Marcus helped his mom maybe with little things like watching Sejanus while he was napping or changing his pañuelo to bring his temperature down (while Vesta and Marcus' mommy become friends <3 and support each other with Marcus' mommy comforting Vesta and giving her encouragement and I'm sure Vesta would bring her bread and candy and probably made a principle payment for Sejanus treatment).
But I kinda see Sejanus was with fever and very tired the first days and Marcus didn't get a chance to talk to him well and was very curious to meet him, wondering all the time who he was and then one day baby Sejanus wakes up and their eyes meet and 😳
And that's it hahaha, wait for my proper response to your reply later
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS SO SO SO MUCH 😭😭😭
I've read some works on ao3 that have marcus' mom as a doctor on D2, and I think that to be really sweet; I've also never seen snow in my life, but I agree lmao 😭 and I also agree, in my head it's is already canon he's the kid of a single mother. and LOVE the idea of marcus' mom knowing about traditional med (here we call these ladies benzedeiras, it's common in small towns for when children are sick for moms to take them for these ladies to pray and give them teas and herbs)
strabo is extremely skeptical, he's that kind of guy who just doesn't believe in anything, but he was willing to spend any amount of money to get bby sejanus healthy again. and still, nothing is working, and he's already running out of ideas; vesta was letting him have control of the situation, but she was getting more and more desperate (that's her baby, she can't lose him like that), and then it comes to the point she grows so impatient and stands by the fact that NOW she's going to decide which doctor they would get sejanus to, and she already settled her mind on asking marcus' mom over. and of course they fight, bc strabo thinks it's such a waste of time to invite this lady over because "these are just plants, it won't make him better", but in the end, he gives in (the divorce threat made me laugh 😭 that's what he deserves). and vesta grew up in a small village, she saw plenty of times her sisters being sick and getting better because of this kind of treatment, so she at least have to try.
BBY MARCUS GOING TO HELP HIS MOM IS JUST SO ADORABLE, and his mom is apologizing to vesta because she didn't want to bother but she promises marcus is a good kid, and vesta not only is absolutely okay with it, but she spoils marcus so much, giving him all kind of treats and sweets (at the end of the day marcus and his mama come back home with a bowl with vesta's homemade dulce de leche). and when his mom and vesta are chatting, and his mom is comforting her saying everything will be okay, he's watching sejanus. and when marcus is caring for sejanus, he sometimes talks to sejanus, muttering stuff like "just get good already, your ma is worried about you" and "and you get better, maybe we can play together, you have really fancy toys". and vesta promises marcus that once sejanus gets better, they can play together ("but mrs. plinth, what if he doesn't want to play with me?" "he WILL, it's not a matter of choice").
the moment sejanus finally wakes up and sees marcus in his room omg 🥹 and they stand there in silence for a while, until marcus finally opens his mouth to say that sejanus has the biggest brown eyes he have ever seen, and sejanus is like "...thanks? I guess?" but blushing so hard. and then there's the whole moment of vesta crying so hard and hugging sejanus and thanking on her knees to marcus' mama. she turns to marcus and promises him he'll ALWAYS be welcome on their house. but marcus doesn't come back until sejanus goes after him to knock on his door and ask him to go to his house to play and watch tv with him after school.
(I'm actually obsessed with this, tysm bc this will probably live in my mind rent free for the next weeks 😭)
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dirtyvulture · 6 months
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😎 Ok so you’re right but about me not hibernating but it is your fault dirtyvulture ( I have ADHD so I have hyper fixations and your so good I am hyper fixated on your AUs ) because you keep me constantly thinking and heading canoning and having to post it . I have tried to hibernate but nooo your too amazing ( in all seriousness I have tried to spaced things out so I didn’t annoy people but I do feel loved that you say that I am always welcome) and now asking me to keep the carnivores feed 😤🙄. So now here I with my last head canon I can formulate until I have more content ( I will reserve my smutty head canon and the sergeant Romanoff angst until I have more information. Or at least until people or vulture begs for them) . This is some reasons for the cuteness in some of Wolverine R actions . In Canon when Wolverine manifested their abilities and killed Thomas Logan after he broke in, killed their father and was trying to take their mother it was with uncharacteristic fury and brutality.
Originally R ( YN could be her birth name or one she takes up later in life ) had a higher more feminine sounding voice and really long thick hair, as opposed to the gruffer lower pitched voice and short tufty hair that she has now. R was a very happy and playful girl who loved to laugh and sing , a girl who had a frail and sickly disposition ( she was known as little bird or little songbird) but was very gentle with a protectiveness in her to the ones she loves. R’s canon event happens and that is when her beastly feral side starts, R also starts to drink and smoke a bit ( not nearly as much now only here and there at this time). R’s old friend ( or love or how ever vulture wants to do this ) loved R’s singing and her long hair. They also hated R’s drinking and smoking ( much like Nat hates R’s ) so R stopped for them ( like she did for Nat) with the same ticks as mentioned but not nearly as bad as the ones Nat has to deal with. When R loses the old friend she lets out a PRIMAL YELL that RIPs something inside of her apart, all the drinking ( especially the kinda whiskey that burns on the way down ) and smoking streps out her throat giving her the voice she has today( she still has a lovely singing voice) .She also cut her hair off that day never letting it grow out again , can’t stand looking at her self with long hair again. All of R’s beastly and feral tendencies went into full swing after that day but she still did maintain her old self’s gentleness and all the good qualities that has been so buried within time.
Nat didn’t notice it at first but definitely noticed it in car but when R started to hum songs and when she sang a bit she had traces of her old higher pitched voice in it. When R was being and speaking gently to Nat before the confrontation with the RR agents, when R spoke gently to her at the bar and at the cabin. But when we do our grunts or were being more aggressive our voice is all gruff lower pitched. When we did our awkward smile and our actions it was in part because we were embarrassed because we were caught up in vibes but it was also because we wanted to ease the tension with Nat ( R was so used to being called a monster, a beast, an animal after people see her claws but R didn’t want Nat scared) , Baby girl was trying 😭. But in that awkward smile and acts Nat noticed traces of the girl or person that used to be ( or was just really buried deep within) .
I am so honored and happy my fic is on your mind 24/7 because same 😂 You're in luck because another part in the Sergeant Beef universe is being posted this week, so hopefully you'll stop by and share those thoughts later :)
I love all the backstory you've come up with Wolverine!R :) But R is definitely a softy on the inside, it just doesn't seem obvious at first. Perhaps with some time she'll open up more to Nat and something special will blossom between them.
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ickbite · 7 months
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08. Princess belle
LAST — MASTERLIST — NEXT
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"i really hate pickles," Heeseung blurted to his stream and his friends in the call.
"what did pickles ever do to you?" Jay asked, slamming his fist on his desk, trying not to laugh.
"i just think that they're gross," he shrugged, reading the chat. "who in their right mind likes them?"
Heeseung and his friends were playing valorant, seeing how far they could get without dying — loser has to give the winner their twitter password. the members in the discord call were Sunoo, Jay, Jungwon, and Sunghoon. and with Sunoo being in the lead and Jay in last place, Heeseung was pretty sure he'd be fine.
keyword: was.
when the doorbell rung, he immediately knew exactly who is was. "okay stream, i gotta go, bye!" and with that, he quickly shut his stream and left the call, running downstairs to open the door for his daughter and Y/N.
"took you long enough!" jaeden huffed, crossing her little arms while stomping into the living room, the backpack on her back being 10x her size.
"manners, jae— but she's right, what were you doing?" Y/N walked into the room after her daughter.
"i was streaming, as soon as i heard the doorbell, i ran downstairs— are you hungry?"
"are you?" Heeseung nodded at Y/N's question, which made her smile, "hang out with jae and i'll make something, alright?"
"alright," the father saluted and sat next to his daughter, who was digging into the backpack, looking for something. "what's up, favorite soccer player?" jaeden stood up straight, a piece of paper that she got out of her backpack was put in Heeseungs hands. "what's this?"
"my birthday! it's tomorrow!" jae smiled, twirling around the living room.
jesus fucking christ, what kind of parent was he? he knew her birthday was soon but he didn't know it was that soon!
"so i'm invited?" a eyebrow raised while looking at his child with a smile, the same smile that she inherited.
"i don't want a party, i just wanna hang out with you and mommy tomorrow, is that okay?" the five year old kept twirling, enjoying the sights of her princess belle dress raising slightly.
"if your mom is okay with it, then i am," he grabbed the girl and hugged her, messing up her hair with his hand.
"stooop! mommy just did my hair to look like belle! mommy! help!" she yelled from Heeseungs lap, hitting his hands that kept touching her hair. "daddy, stop touching my hair!"
Heeseungs arms dropped, he felt as if his whole world had come to a stop. Did she really call him that?, "say it again."
"dad?"
The brunettes smile grew bigger. never in his life would he have been this happy. being a parent is more fun then he could've ever thought and it was obvious. he almost melted at the scene. his own daughter called him dad.
"dinners done!" Y/N called from the kitchen, placing the food on the table. jaeden immediately left Heeseungs lap and ran towards the table.
extra🙄⁉️
"but i don't wanna go to sleep!" jaeden whined, rubbing her eyes.
"you have to if you wanna grow up to be as big as daddy, and he's suuuper tall, right?" Y/N playfully whispered to their five year old, both of them looking at Heeseung who stood at the doorway.
jaedens eyes widened before nodding, "go go go, get out! i need to sleep!"
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Really random thought
Sakusa is dating a manager from another team and he gives them his jacket so he can find the in a tournament crowd and they wear it and there team sees it and they lose their minds
Probably tendou/noya and Tanaka
😂😂😂 bhahahahahhahaha ok but imagine it with Inarizaki 👀 Sakusa totes knows exactly what he’s doing. He’s been getting under Atsumu’s skin since 2012 ✋🏻
Sakusa told you to take his jacket because there was a “breeze” in the stadium and he was not about you getting any sort of sickness. He also wasn’t about to have you get lost in the crowd.
You shrugged, not thinking much about it because Sakusa would only ever mean well right?
Right 👀
You slip the jacket over your Inarizaki’s manager jacket because why not 🤷🏻‍♀️
You make your way back to your team and Akagi is the first to spot you
He’s all like 😐🤨
Omimi follows with the confusion because they are definitely sure their team colors did not change from Black, Maroon and white to freaking lime green and yellow.
Honestly iconic colors 👏🏻 10/10 to the Itachiyama design team
Ginjima and Aran spot you next and they are like
👁️👄👁️
Suna is just video taping this entire time 🙄
Kita notices you and narrows his eyes because he’s worried you’re cold and he can’t have that! Perhaps the Inarizaki jackets need more insulation 🤔
“Hey guys!” You say, as these dummies just stare at you
Thankfully the silence doesn’t last long because good things never last on this time
“YN WHAT THE HECK ARE YA WEARIN!?!?” Atsumu screams, “THAT’S ITACHIYAMA’S JACKET!”
You, looking down and shrugging, “yeah it is! Omi gave it to me.”
“Omi as in Sakusa KiyOMI??” Atsumu shouts again
“Do you know any other Omi’s Sumu?” Osamu interrupts
“YN this is a huge betrayal of our trust!” Atsumu bellows as you roll your eyes, trying to ignore him as best you can
That’s a pipe dream Yn let’s be 4 real mkay
“Atsumu will you shut up. I gave Yn my jacket so they didn’t get lost in the crowd,” Sakusa said, interrupting the conversation as Atsumu glared back
“Are you saying we can’t protect our manager?” Atsumu growled back
“I’m saying there’s a lot of people here and Yn could easily get lost,” Sakusa responded
Actually the team thought he had a decent point but they were still mad that Sakusa had put his jacket on you.
“I think we can protect Yn ourselves,” Aran said, removing Sakusa’s jacket and handing it back to him
Sakusa narrows his eyes at the team as you sigh and roll your eyes. Honestly you can’t have anything nice Yn.
“Thanks Omi, I appreciate you lending me your jacket! Can I keep it for after the game?” You inquired, thinking this would fix everything
“YN you can wear my jacket!” Atsumu yells as you smile at him.
“YN is my partner, they will wear my jacket!” Sakusa growls in response
You rn 👉🏻 🌳 🐜 🌳
“Ok enough!” Kita finally interjects, “YN can wear Sakusa’s jacket after our match. Now let’s go warm up.”
Sakusa is just smirking at Atsumu as Ginjima tries to hold him back
Of course, Osamu has to continue to egg him on because why not
“Didnt Yn reject you asking them out like 7 times?” He says as Atsumu narrows his eyes
“Actually it was 9,” Suna chimes in
You 👉🏻😐
Really Yn what did you expect 😂
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trollsarecute · 1 year
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Man! Him Again! 🔥🔥🔐🔐🔐🪨🪨🔨🔨⛏️💊💊💣🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🪚🪚🪚⛓️⛓️🧪🧪⚗️👺👺👺👺
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This looks like he's going to get sassy🙄......................................here we go....
Branch: *is minding his own business*
Creek: *Gives em a device*
Branch: *Looks at it confusion* Wah-what's this?!....
Creek: * In the upper picture* You gonna play dumb?
Branch: WHAT?! no!
Creek: *Gestures to the device he gave em*
Branch: *Looks down now knowing that he's trying to now show em something* Bitch I've never seen this in my life! What the hell Is this!?
Creek: uhhhh...A sound recorder. duuuhhhhh😯🙄
Branch: Well FRIST of all duhh....I don't know that and SECOND of all you being that guy today, cause I ain't got the time for you!
Creek: *A loud beep comes from em*
Branch: * Confused with the sound he looks into creek's hand and notices the so called "Sound Recorder" and realizes he hit a button*
Poppy: *Happens to walk by* Oh! Branch! My man! So glad to see you!!!!! *Notices creek* Oh...Hi creek.....
Creek: *Smirks and plays the recording*
After listening to it.
Poppy: *Angrily looks over at branch*
Creek: *Comes from all sides of em talking into his head* What are you gonna say mate? It's all on recording. She ain't gonna believe you.
Poppy: Branch, what's wrong with you?!
Creek: Yeah!
Branch: *Pissed off he glares at creek then yells* It's all whole different story but you wouldn't understand it so I'm going to walk away and ignore you two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *storms away*
Poppy: What's with him?
Creek: *smiles coming up with the perfect lie and turns to her calmly* Poppy, I hear you......Branch Is only at the age of a troll when they turn out a little toxic.......It happens to a few not everyone, bronch just so happen to be those poor boys. It's best just to distance yourself from em and....hang with, me.
Poppy: I guess...
Creek: You guessed right. Boop! * Boops her nose*
K Imma end this right here. This whole thing was triggering me. I heard creek's voice as I was writing his words. anyways odios!!!!
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