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aut189 · 3 months

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Your prompt:

Shawn: WHY. why did you give Lassiter a KNIFE?!

Juliet: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.

Shawn: Now I feel unsafe!

Juliet: I'm sorry.

Juliet : ... would you like a knife?

Your prompt:

Shawn: If Gus and I were drowning, who would you save?

Lassiter: You two can't swim?

Shawn: It's a hypothetical question, Lassiter! who would you save?

Lassiter: my time and effort.

Your prompt:

Shawn: They stole from me first!

Juliet : Mhm.

Shawn: Stole my heart...

Lassiter: It is still illegal to commit murder.

Your prompt:

Shawn: How's the sexiest person here~?

Juliet: I don't know, how are they~?

Shawn, flustered: I-

Lassiter, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

Your prompt:

Shawn: Lassiter, my old arch enemy.

Declan : ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Shawn: I have a life outside of you, Declan.

Your prompt:

Shawn: I CAN'T DO IT!

Gus, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Shawn: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Jules: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Shawn:

Shawn: I appreciate it, Shawn: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Lassiter : Shawn-

Shawn: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Despereaux: Shawn we gotta-Shawn: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Shawn: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Shawn, motioning to Karen: NOT FUCKING THIS

Your prompt:

Shawn: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it Juliet: Just rip the bandage off.

Shawn: It's Lassiter.

Juliet: Put the bandage back on.

Your prompt:

Gus: Why are your tongues purple?

Lassiter: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Shawn: I had a red one.

Gus: oh

Gus: OH

Juliet :

Juliet: You drank each other's slushies?

Your prompt:

Shawn: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Gus: To the city?

Shawn: Yeah, no matter what!

Buzz: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Shawn: I... I don't know!

Juliet: Oh come off it, be serious!

Shawn: I am serious!

Juliet: You're insane!

Lassiter: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Shawn: What???

Lassiter: Or maybe it was a basset hound!

Juliet, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

Your prompt:

Shawn: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Juliet : Rude.

Lassiter: That's fair.

Gus: Not again.

Buzz: Are you going to want this back?

Your prompt:

Shawn: We need to get through this locked door. Juliet, give me your credit card.

Juliet : Here.

Shawn, pocketing it: Thanks.

Lassiter, kick down the door.

Your prompt:

Shawn: Lassiter, can I talk to you for a second?

Lassiter: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Pierre are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Shawn: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

Your prompt:

Shawn: Hey Pierre, Pierre: Yes?

Shawn: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?

Pierre:

Pierre: Where's Lassiter?

Your prompt:

Shawn: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10?

Strive for greatness.

Pierre: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Lassiter: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

Your prompt:

Shawn: Pierre, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Pierre: I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Shawn: Ok, I love you too, I just ask Lassiter.

Your prompt:

*The squad is having dinner together*

Shawn: Pierre, can you pass the salt?

Pierre: *Throws Lassiter across the table*

Your prompt:

Shawn: You have to apologize to Pierre

Lassiter: Fine.

Lassiter: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Your prompt:

Lassiter: *Gets down on one knee* Pierre: Oh my god, it's finally happening.

Lassiter: *Falls over*

Pierre: The poison is kicking in.

Your prompt:

Shawn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Shawn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

Your prompt:

Lassiter, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

Your prompt:

Lassiter: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.

*Lightning strikes Lassiter*

Lassiter: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

Your prompt:

Lassiter: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Your prompt:

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like

Lassiter*

Lassiter: Okay, are you like BLIND?

You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

#shassie incorrect quotes #incorrect psych quotes #shawn spencer #carlton lassiter #psych #shassie fic #Shassie #juliet o'hara #burton gus guster #buzz mcnab #despereaux #pierre despereaux #karen vick #messed up quotes

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umblrspectrum · 16 days

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you'll never guess which movie i finally watched after 2 years of being lazy

#dont you just love it when your artstyle changes like 5 times in the span of a day #i saw emmachen1003 give them the glove type thingys and went “that looks cool. im stealing it”#so uhm. props to them for being awesome and making cool art #anyways that was a fun movie #not gonna say the title here cause i think it messes with searching and i dont wanna do that #that n frame is like the first time i have ever done a decent angle/perspective thing #im so proud of it you don't even know #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #murder drones nori #absolute solver #i guess #or is it absolutesolver #whatever #oh yeah uhmm #murder drones episode 7 #murder drones episode 7 spoilers #murder drones spoilers #its been 2 weeks but im gonna give it another day just to be safe #just realized i fucked up the quote and its pissing me off so edited. go fuck yourself

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radicalbears · 19 days

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This requires no explaination

#i think about this quote all the time #then this idea formed in my brain and it needed to come out #star trek #star trek lower decks #lower decks #vulcan #t'lyn #i think i messed up her name on my instagram post dammit #oh well #motorcycle #art #fanart #illustration #cartoon #photoshop #digital art #radicalbears draws #sam does star trek #love adding in my personal art tags a day late

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willeminaa · 3 months

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Beware the forms of Fen'Harel

#solas #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #digital illustration #fen'harel #dread wolf #hi it's been forever :')#I'm trying out some new styles I had so much fun making this!#edited bc I just realised I messed up the quote rip #inquisition spoilers

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months

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True love is possible only in the next world. For new people. It it too late for us.

(Redraw for @pakhnokh's DTIYS post!)

#better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangij #Finally I can redraw a pahknokh piece with *permission* B*)#I was so excited to see you (pakhnohk) do a dtiys! It's such a fun skill building activity & I really hope to see more people bring it back #The composition and melancholic feeling of the original piece is so lovely! Thank's for setting this up!#Lighting is still kind of my enemy. In the way that getting curb stomped is my enemy. I had fun trying to figure it out though but...#I have a long way to go and that's okay!#Sadly I feel like I overworked this and made the colours a mess B*( That's *Also* Okay - I learned something from it.#The Robert Kurvitz quote is one that I feel *really* fits the heartache of the yiling laozu and hanguang-jun era.#As painful as it is...No...I don't think there was ever a chance they could have had a true romance in wwx's first life #It was always going to be a tragedy.#Sometimes the right person comes at the wrong time. And when you realize what they really mean to you it is the wrong time once again #They get to try again though! They get to be happy B'*)

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emotionalcowboy18 · 18 days

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Melanie "people like a show" King. Melanie "even if we do ham it up a bit, even if we do add a bit of sparkle, we're still more respected than your lot" King. Melanie "I told them I'd had a vision" King... they could NEVER make me forget about your theatrical flair. your performing artist tendencies. your weird girl swag. I'm in love with you

#quoted from 28 and 190 :)#shes so special to me #ridiculous complicated messed up woman ily forever <3 #melanie king #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #lu rambles

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pppuri · 2 years

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All you are going to want to do is get back there

#wilbur soot #tubbo #dream smp #dsmp #dsmp fanart #pppuri art #messed up tags first time you didn’t see anything #the quote is from caretaker

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stanheightsgordon · 6 months

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made this yesterday so coffinshipping be upon ye

#coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #peter strahm #mark hoffman #saw franchise #it came to me in a vision #incorrect quotes #incorrect hoffstrahm #incorrect coffinshipping #also i think the way the photos for the profile pictures got messed up just adds to it

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fairydrowning · 1 year

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Jean Cocteau to Jean Marais, 1939 / E. E. Cummings / A Warm Day by Louise Gluck / "Looking East" by Sara Linda Poly / "In the Stillness" by Sara Linda Poly / Debasish Mridha / Picture is from the Pinterest / Albert Camus / Bring Me The Sunset In A Cup by Emily Dickinson

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headcanonthings · 1 year

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Damian, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Tim: It means in hand to hand combat.

Damian: Ohhhh-

Jason: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

#Damian is just trying to make a birthday cake for dick #Tim is purely there to mess with him #Jason regrets offering up his kitchen #incorrect quotes #incorrect dcu quotes #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #dcu #batman #batfamily #batbros #damian wayne #Robin #Tim drake #red robin dc #jason todd #red hood

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disastertriowriting · 2 months

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Crosshair: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Hunter: Several traffic violations. Echo: Three counts of resisting arrest. Wrecker: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Tech: Also, that’s not our ship.

#star wars #incorrect bad batch quotes #incorrect quotes #crosshair #hunter #echo #wrecker #tech #literally when they get to tantiss #no one can change my mind #the bad batch #bad batch #canon AU where tech doesn't fall or saw doesn't mess things up lol

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brainworms-all-night-long · 7 months

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You know what, here. Have a feew silly incorrect prime bros text posts feat. actual Prime plot points because they've been sitting in my gallery for too long

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onaperduamedee · 7 months

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"Moiraine Damodred..." "No, if you have ever loved me, don't do this." "I command you to close the Waygate."

#wot show spoilers #wotedit #the wheel of time #siuan sanche #moiraine damodred #wot season 2 spoilers #wot s2 spoilers #wheel of time s2 spoilers #wheel of time season 2 spoilers #wot book spoilers #new spring #I have much to say about that but hey let's focus on mindless pain #that was ooof #I'll only say this: if Moiraine can mess up like she did during an entire season the fandom can handle Siuan messing up for one episode #I could not stop thinking about that quote from New Spring and how unnatural Moiraine's movements looked in that scene #and oh boy Lan telling Moiraine that if she trusted one person it should be Siuan #to be clear Siuan only did what Moiraine would have done in her place with the information she was given #(now why did she get only that information is another subject)#Siuan only Moirained Moiraine #but yeah bordel I'm still processing #I'm still very confused about certain details that make me wonder if there isn't more to this scene we're not getting yet #but I might just be fooling myself #denial is a river etc #Mygifs #Mine: wot

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moon-mirage · 5 months

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At the top of his file was a three-dimensional holograph scanned in from his military graduation. Cress preferred it to the infamous prison photo that had become so popular, the one in which he was winking at the camera, because in the holograph he was wearing a freshly pressed uniform with shiny silver buttons and a confident, one-sided grin.

Seeing that smile, Cress melted.

Every. Time.

"Hello again, Mr. Thorne," she whispered to the holograph.

#the lunar chronicles #tlc #Cress #carswell thorne #Cresswell #i looked for the quote right at the end because i messed up #forgot it was a three dimensional holograph #oh well

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achillyscomedown · 4 months

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boromir trying to engage in conversation after the fellowship was formed:

boromir: alright, which one of you is merry and which one of you is pippin?

merry:

pippin:

boromir: