Your prompt:
Shawn: WHY. why did you give Lassiter a KNIFE?!
Juliet: I'm sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Shawn: Now I feel unsafe!
Juliet: I'm sorry.
Juliet : ... would you like a knife?
Your prompt:
Shawn: If Gus and I were drowning, who would you save?
Lassiter: You two can't swim?
Shawn: It's a hypothetical question, Lassiter! who would you save?
Lassiter: my time and effort.
Your prompt:
Shawn: They stole from me first!
Juliet : Mhm.
Shawn: Stole my heart...
Lassiter: It is still illegal to commit murder.
Your prompt:
Shawn: How's the sexiest person here~?
Juliet: I don't know, how are they~?
Shawn, flustered: I-
Lassiter, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
Your prompt:
Shawn: Lassiter, my old arch enemy.
Declan : ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Shawn: I have a life outside of you, Declan.
Your prompt:
Shawn: I CAN'T DO IT!
Gus, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Shawn: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Jules: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Shawn:
Shawn: I appreciate it, Shawn: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Lassiter : Shawn-
Shawn: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Despereaux: Shawn we gotta-Shawn: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Shawn: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Shawn, motioning to Karen: NOT FUCKING THIS
Your prompt:
Shawn: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it Juliet: Just rip the bandage off.
Shawn: It's Lassiter.
Juliet: Put the bandage back on.
Your prompt:
Gus: Why are your tongues purple?
Lassiter: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Shawn: I had a red one.
Gus: oh
Gus: OH
Juliet :
Juliet: You drank each other's slushies?
Your prompt:
Shawn: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Gus: To the city?
Shawn: Yeah, no matter what!
Buzz: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Shawn: I... I don't know!
Juliet: Oh come off it, be serious!
Shawn: I am serious!
Juliet: You're insane!
Lassiter: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Shawn: What???
Lassiter: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Juliet, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
Your prompt:
Shawn: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Juliet : Rude.
Lassiter: That's fair.
Gus: Not again.
Buzz: Are you going to want this back?
Your prompt:
Shawn: We need to get through this locked door. Juliet, give me your credit card.
Juliet : Here.
Shawn, pocketing it: Thanks.
Lassiter, kick down the door.
Your prompt:
Shawn: Lassiter, can I talk to you for a second?
Lassiter: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Pierre are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Shawn: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
Your prompt:
Shawn: Hey Pierre, Pierre: Yes?
Shawn: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Pierre:
Pierre: Where's Lassiter?
Your prompt:
Shawn: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10?
Strive for greatness.
Pierre: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Lassiter: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Your prompt:
Shawn: Pierre, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Pierre: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Shawn: Ok, I love you too, I just ask Lassiter.
Your prompt:
*The squad is having dinner together*
Shawn: Pierre, can you pass the salt?
Pierre: *Throws Lassiter across the table*
Your prompt:
Shawn: You have to apologize to Pierre
Lassiter: Fine.
Lassiter: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
Your prompt:
Lassiter: *Gets down on one knee* Pierre: Oh my god, it's finally happening.
Lassiter: *Falls over*
Pierre: The poison is kicking in.
Your prompt:
Shawn: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Shawn: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
Your prompt:
Lassiter, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
Your prompt:
Lassiter: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Lassiter*
Lassiter: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
Your prompt:
Lassiter: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Your prompt:
Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like
Lassiter*
Lassiter: Okay, are you like BLIND?
You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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