APPRECIATON FOR BUZZ MCNAB.

Psych Characters as WordArt Memes

Shawn

Gus

Juliet

Carlton

Henry

Karen

Buzz

Woody

Pierre

Yang

BUZZ MCNAB IS A LITERAL GODSEND AND A FUCKING ANGEL AND WE DO NOT DESERVE HIM

HE WAS ALMOST BLOWN UP AND WAS ON CRUTCHES AND LOST HIS EYEBROW, BUT WHEN SHAWN SAID HE WAS THIRSTY HE OFFERED TO GET HIM WATER LIKE

AND LOOK AT HIM

HOW COULD YOU LOOK AT THIS FACE AND BE LIKE “Yeah sorry bud, but remember that case file we gave you? The one we thought was gonna be really stupid but ended up being chasing real life pirates? Yeah, we’re gonna have to take over that, not because the case we kept for ourselves turned out to be shit, but because we think pirates are a little above your level. Here, why don’t you go ahead and finish this case for us?” YEAH I’M LOOKING AT YOU DETECTIVE LASSITER AND DETECTIVE O’HARA >:( (sorry I’m still a little hung up on that episode)

HE IS LITERALLY SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL OF A COP AND I WOULD DIE FOR HIM

okay I’m done now u can go back to your regularly scheduled scrumbling :)

every time i see mcnab in psych it brings me immense joy

You know what? Fuck it. Everybody’s trans now. Shawn is trans. Gus is trans. Juliet is trans. Lassiter is trans. Chief Vick is trans. Woody is trans. Buzz is trans. Everyone at the fuckin station is trans. Why? Because I said so, that’s why.

Realized I never posted any of my Psych Pokémon AU fanart

i made a pjo/psych crossover

thanks to @autism-criminal for enabling me

Shawn Spencer, son of Hecate

henry and hecate hooked up once; thinking maddie finds out and its part of the reason for the divorce

this means shawn has real psychic powers!! yay!!

because hes a child of a titan, not a god, less monsters came after him so he was doing good until 18, when he ran away

him and gus looked out for each other :] bc of course henry cant see the monsters (and didnt know abt camp halfblood)

Burton 'Gus' Guster, son of Apollo

because pharmaceuticals and the god of medicine

absolutely HATES snakes. worse than dead bodies

i think itd be really funny to give him both the natural healing and the plagues powers because that would give him such a crisis

gus tries to go to college, but without the additional protection its more dangerous so he doesnt finish before asking shawn for help

shawn tells him abt this camp he found and whoo! shawngus in new york! (ik santa barbara is The City on Psych but listen theyre in pjo now)

Carlton Lassiter, son of Ares

this is mostly because of his obsession with guns, landmines, and the civil war

basically the only ares kid who gets along with athena kids. probably wishes he was one

and of course he HATES magic because it doesnt make sense so bam instant rivalry with shawn

part of the reason he doesnt get along with his mother is because of being lied to about his parentage, cause his stepdad is a dick and he wouldve been glad to know they werent related

Juliet O'Hara, daughter of Athena

pissed off at her parentage. she loves athena but she hates knowing that shes related to frank and not her mom

gets along great w lassie cause he may be an ares kid but hes not incredibly stupid like most of them

hates spiders of course

she joined the camp rather early in her life, because frank knew about the camp and she wanted to get away from him. ironic huh

Chief Karen Vick, child of Athena

they left the camp when they could to become a police officer up to chief, then returned to help Chiron out as a co-camp director because Mr. D does absolutely nothing

this way them and juliet are half siblings :D

Woodrow Strode, unknown

kinda just showed up one day

no one knows if hes a demigod or like a sighted mortal but he is just there

lives in the woods

hangs around the hades cabin a lot because death. also the Vibes

Busby 'Buzz' McNab, son of Demeter

can you imagine him tending to the gardens?? all 6'7 of him??? yes

also because buzz. bees. plants. demeter

i have basically no notes on him sorry

anyway im so wise. take my word as law (joking. do not do that)

Juliet: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Carlton?

Carlton: … No.

Mcnab: I do!

Juliet: I know, Buzz.

Mcnab: I’m sad!

Juliet: I know, Buzz.

Your prompt:

Shawn: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Juliet : It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Shawn: Three of us saw it, Juliet . How do you explain that?

Juliet : *points at Lassiter* Sleep deprivation. *points at Gus* Paranoia. *points at Buzz* Delusional personality disorder.

I remember in Season 7 Episode 3 (Lassie Jerky) Lassiter saying "I would rather spend all day at the mall with Mcnab" and god i think that would be such a fun episode subplot. - Obviously Lassie would never do this unless he was MAJORLY guilt tripped or it was against his own will, and considering how Buzz reacts in "Shawn Gets The Yips" when Shawn says hes thirsty, im assuming it'd definitely be the former lol - Mandatory shopping montage where Buzz tries on clothes while Lassie sits in a chair and shakes his head and critiques every outfit -Buzz convinces Lassie to try on some stuff too, Lassie's ego gets a lil boosted when he finds a jacket he really likes 😌 (get this poor guy some actual civies PLEASE) - Buzz just rambling about random stuff while Lassie is behind him struggling to carry the 20 bags worth of clothes they bought (only one or two are filled with clothes for Lassiter) - Them sitting in the food court eating mediocre mall food while Buzz infodumps about his wife Francine, Little Boy Cat (they probs renamed her lol), all his special interests, etc. Lassiter oddly finds himself not 100% annoyed listening to Buzz talk about his life. - Buzz begs Lassie to go in a pet shop to look at the puppies and Lassiter can't say no cause hes a major dog lover - Buzz and Lassiter walk in just to catch Gus and Shawn in the middle of their weekly visit to pet the bunnies - Buzz somehow ropes Lassiter into helping him adopt a puppy for Francine's birthday (the puppy is a chocolate lab named juniper, ive already drawn all this out like almost a week ago HUSADVSHVEFVHU) - Shawn teases Lassiter and tells him to "Have fun on his date" while buzz and lassie are leaving the pet store. This could either be interpreted as Shawn's usual antics or if you're a Shassie fan, Shawn hiding the fact that hes MAJORLY jealous lmao I could say more but ive been rewriting the same exact bullet points for like 30 minutes and rereading it for another 20 minutes ADHSVFUVHU

PSYCH- S1E12 | Cloudy... With a Chance of Murder

Psych Characters as Kermit Memes

Shawn

Gus

Juliet

Carlton

Henry

Karen

Buzz

Woody

Pierre

Yang

Me: ALL COPS ARE BASTARDS! 😡

Buzz Mcnab: 😰

Me: oh no, not you hun. you’re doing great. keep up the good work 😊

Buzz: 😁

Psych as text posts (8/12)

Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont. 2) (Warning: there will be Shassie)

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Jules: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room. Lassiter: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you. *Shawn walks in* Lassiter: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Lassiter: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Shawn: That's great, Lassie. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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Buzz: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

Alright, who thought they could possess my boy Buzz McNab?